* Posts by M

47 posts • joined 4 Apr 2007

Tiscali titsup fears grow

M

Ha!

Had switched to TitanDSL from Tiscali only last month.

The so said "Customer Care" who deal with me with my request for MAC code, state that all is fine with TISCALI despise the news of it's financial woe....

"Not to worry Customer I do think you ought to stay with us Sire!"

"MAC CODE please!"

"Customer! Just stay with us, as you wouldn't like all the hassle of transferring to different ISP Service!"

"Can I please have the MAC Code please!"

Okay!

"Can you please email it as well as the letter please?"

"Hmm okay!"

**** E-mail arrived with MAC code ***** 50 Sec later....book it with TitanDSL. Not looking back! :)

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Opera sings praises of Microsoft-browser statement

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Stop

Have you all forgotten already?...

back in good olde days, the browsers came in a CD yup the round thing you put into the drive! Oh yeah that's a good way to obtain any browsers in one CD. More choice that way....

Sheesh!

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Take a hammer to your hard drive, shrieks Which?

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Don't suppose they haven't heard of...

....Darik's Boot and Nuke?

Pretty useful piece of freebie, just run it then damage the connection port after Boot and Nuke finished the job...or better still reuse the drive to build a Linux Unit.......

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Sky 'withdraws' from Tiscali buyout talks

M

Ah Well providing that they don't

sell the service to the Carfucking Whorehouse...

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Hands-free kits make drivers even more dangerous

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Hmmpf!....

....so that report meant that it's also damn dangerous to talk to the passenger, well if they suggest that it dangerous to chat with hand free device, same difference!

What a crap research.....Bah Humbugs!

(Drive off without hand on steering wheel whilst signing to a Deaf passenger.....)

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Zoo's polar bear breeding plan scuppered by girl-on-girl

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Ah-so...

......D'oh!

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Home Office team continue work on net snooping masterplan

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Joke

Ah a case of...

....bad phorm from Government!

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MS kills off OneCare to introduce free security software

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May be market better if they called it....

...."who cares!"

Bah to bad rubbish from M$....

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NASA's greatest clanger

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Pirate

It's time to ring...

....RentoKil!

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Public ID card support holds steady - says gov report

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Hmmm...

....a rite case of bollox!

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The Hadron Collider: What's it all about, then?

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Boffin

Thats may have caused...

...the original Big Bang millions years ago when someone did the same trick....

<Cue the event millions Years ago> Watch this (Flick switch) "Oooops!"

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eBay changes anger smaller sellers

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Hmm, a case of ...

... shooting their foot with 12 bore shotgun!

eBay #1231231237 12 bore shotgun only used once! $433.99. BUY IT NOW!

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El Reg tells you what the Highway Code can't

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Re: Parking Fee for 'em Workers in Nottingham

The "public" transport that the Nottingham City Council is seeking monies to build Tram Line 2 which goes to nowhere worthy!

Nah! I'll be using the Public Transport with free bus pass anyway! :D

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BT and Siemens slammed over prisoner call rates

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Excuse me!....

....WTF is that the prisoner having moblie phone!

Feck them! Take it away, they break the fecking law and then demand that they have right to ring Pizzahut for a 18" Pizza with hidden dope in it...

What.....

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Microsoft seeds HP PCs with Live Search

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Happy

Don't be lazy....

....to download and load Firefox/Opera/Safari and use it instead!

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Windows XP SP3 leaps into the tubes

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Hmm....

....feck me it works on both the testing HP PC and a recent fresh reinstalled of Windows XP on Dell D520 laptop!

It sure a faster way to update the Windows XP SP2 than the dooooooowwwwwwwnnnnnllllllooooooooaaaaaaddddd larks over the much loathe Windows Update over the net.

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No-fly list grounds US Air Marshals

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Just how stupid have they...

..reduced themselves down to?

Recently I visit China, and was surprise that their attitude to sercuity is as equalivent to UK.

And there is no phucking way I will visit U S A!

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Microhoo! or YahSoft!? The! people! must! decide!

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Hmm I just think they will only add one thing....

...."Microsoft!"

Oh the WOW! Start! Here! Yippee!

Oh! That! Sure! Will! Start! The! Chair! Throwing! Game!

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CCTV must not record conversations, warns new guidance

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Hmm just what about them....

...Deaf people who converse in Sign Language!

Well at least they can flash a "V" sign at them anyway! ;)

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How HMRC gave away the UK's national identity

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Hopefully...

...it two blanks because those measly office worker are too stuuupid to write CD-R and see if the fuss cover up the Northern Rock Fiasco.

What oh you have load those Excel without password, excellent...it sure good time to mention bad news eh!

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More gnashing of teeth after Microsoft update brings PCs to a standstill

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Hmmpf...

...after finding it parked on my desktop when I fired up my work pc, nevertheless it get kicked off via Add/Removed within 2 mins.

I don't give a feck to any spyware/malware/crapware from microsoft installing on my pc without my consent.

They need a good smack down soon...

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Fight malware by upgrading to Vista, urges MS

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Vista is better at fighting off Malware....

...oh really! Shame that the Open University had drummed about the statistics are nothing but damn lies.

So reckon you did better go back to drawing board as why we ought to buy Vista...!

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UK ID card service mounts birth, marriage, death landgrab

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Hmmf...

Quoted. "however, Hillier is "Home Office Minister responsible for Identity." Just identity, but all of it."

Every time I read this article, it seem to register to me as "Hitler is..." ...ah well!

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MasterCard customers hit by system failure

M

Cock-up at Mastercard....

...priceless!

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Microsoft punts web-based apps to the masses

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Just why does...

...the fad of having office packages on-line all about?

I don't want to log onto the internet to draft the letter or two! Just download the OpenOffice/Ability or whatever and then work off-line. Simple!

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Microsoft: New Live Search 'as good as Google'

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Hmm just how long will it...

...take to search for the items using Microshaft search engine after all that with the like of Windoze Vista's search takes ages to look for sommat!

Nah! Shall stick to Ask...

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Firefox-Google marriage on shaky ground?

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F* them...

...the advert can f* off! As I don't want to read them never mind clicking on such crapware!

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IBM signs-in to OpenOffice.org

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Please don't....

...include the crapware that called "Lotus Notes" into the Openoffice's packages.

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Microsoft spins standards defeat into victory

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Statistic...

...are nothing but damn lies!!

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Top judge: put everyone in UK on the DNA database

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Hey on a mo...

...for those who state that they wouldn't give them the DNA data blah blah.

Unfortunately, when the police arrest you then you WILL have to provide the DNA anyway so in this case we have no choice.

We lose out no matter what.

Only one answer left for us is to start REVOLT against the DNA idea and ID marklarkly!

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Casio demos 'world's fastest-shooting' digicam

M

Who would...

...in their right mind would want a "Casio" camera. (That is bridge format camera by the way)

They are crap and still are!

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AVG cries wolf at Adobe Reader

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Hmm interesting...

....a bit worrying as had a Virus Alert last night when I was surfing the net and AVG Freebie throw up an alert and refuse to delete it!

Thanksfully I got NOD32 as well which then prompt a "Kill, Burn and Pillage" attack on it!

Hmm must remember to remove AVG when I get home....

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Racist Reg hacks slammed for 'vitriolic hatred'

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Ah...

...there some of them unhumour welsh git!

Get a life!

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MS lawyers take out AutoPatcher

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Oh that's nice...

....now would have to log onto the Internet to download it all over again FOR EACH FECKING WINDOWS PC's!!

Thanks for nothing!

With much "love" from...Windows Installer Monkey

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Google will carpet YouTube with 'overlay' ads

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More likely to...

...not to bother to use YouTubey then!

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Cadbury bows to 'bring back Wispa' net campaign

M

Just who would want to...

eat such vile packet of crap?

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Many Facebook users expose all to strangers

M

What a loads of....

Ribbit!

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PC buyers: 'Vista Capable' machines weren't Vista capable

M

On the other hand...

M$ could say that it's manufacture of the computer is at fault as they stick them labels on....

Therefore M$ wins!

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Safari gets four new fixes

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Hmpf!

...Bah Humbugs to bad programming!

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Microsoft strips Office from charity PC scheme

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Openoffice anyone?....

Can't they opt to install Openoffice instead?...

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Why is Hotmail so bad at spam?

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Since when an unwanted email from...

Microsoft isn't filter as spam despise many attempt logging it as spam...

Hotmail = Spam whore...

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MS polishes UK dialect dictionaries

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Need Additional of...

Rather spiffy idea eh what what?

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Apple's Safari 3: a crashing experience for non-US users

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It crashed when it loading...

www.apple.com/uk

Kidding you not! And I wasn't amused.

Thanks goodness for that the uninstall parts works!

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Facial recognition 'proven' as airport crowd filter

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Hello Cuba...

Cuba here I go.....wayhay!

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MS cursor patch fix pushes into Patch Tuesday litter

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C'est La Vie...

Patch this, patch that, oops! Patch that too....patch this...oops! Patch that in oooh 3 months time me think....

C'est la Vie....of Computer Engineer!

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Official: Powerpoint bad for brains

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Is this a joke?

As am Deaf I don't get brain meltdown when I am watching the Sign Language Interpreter, and lip-reading some old fart droning on and reading the PowerPoint....

It must be them "hearing" issue...

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Accessibility: the benefits and challenges of Web 2.0

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Hmm...what benefits are for those who is Deaf?

Hmm, what about the Deaf user(s)?

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