* Posts by Fibbles

1421 publicly visible posts • joined 28 Jan 2008

Even Google is abandoning Google+

Fibbles

Re: Meanwhile over in Android-land

... disabling Hangouts results in a periodic "Unfortunately Hangouts has stopped" popup.

Can't say I've noticed that on 5.0.2 though I do also have Google+ and the various Google Play apps disabled as well.

What would happen if Earth fell into a black hole?

Fibbles

Re: Obvious when you think about it

hillarious cat

I believe the preferred nomenclature is 'hoopy frood'.

Good thing this dev quit. I'd have fired him. Out of a cannon. Into the sun

Fibbles

Re: #define spel spell

I'm only a hobbyist programmer so at the risk if sounding like a complete fool; why aren't they just running a 'find and replace' on misspelled variable names?

Patch ASAP: Tons of Linux apps can be hijacked by evil DNS servers, man-in-the-middle miscreants

Fibbles

Re: I'll bet...

Wait till anon finds out that Glib is also used on Windows and that Microsoft has funded Linux development.

The need to define issues in black and white terms is surely the sign of a simple mind.

Khronos releases Vulkan 1.0 open graphics specification

Fibbles

You might get games and other graphical programs that can better utilise your graphics hardware without getting bottlenecked by the CPU.

Fibbles

Re: Vulkan successor to OpenGL?

That's exactly what it's not. You could actually implement OpenGL using Vulcan.

OpenGL is a very abstract state machine, whereas Vulcan is a lot closer to the metal. My hope is that someone creates a less crufty OpenGL alternative using Vulcan.

This Android Trojan steals banking creds and wipes your phone

Fibbles

Re: Is it just me?

Losing your phone doesn't mean someone has access to your bank account. You'd have to lose your phone and your pin number. Similarly if you lose your bank card and have the pin written on it you'd be liable.

Fibbles

Re: Is it just me?

Why would anyone place all their banking information on a small piece of plastic which is easy to misplace?

Shopping for PCs? This is what you'll be offered in 2016

Fibbles

Re: Windows 7 cut off date is October

Just an FYI, if you get stuck buying a Win10 device you can buy MS certified 'refurbished' copies of Win7 on Amazon for thirty quid.

Fibbles

Linux driver issues seem to be something I always read about but have never really struggled with in a decade of running penguin PCs and laptops. Am I just really lucky in this regard?

Virgin Atlantic co-pilot dazzled by laser

Fibbles

Automatically changing from transparent to opaque when struck by a laser isn't really going to help improve a pilot's visibility is it?

'Adobe Creative Cloud update ate my backup!'

Fibbles

Hidden folder names start with a fullstop (period) and will always appear before none hidden folders in an alphabetical directory listing. They're really just deleting the 'first folder'.

Post-pub nosh neckfiller: The gargantuan Gatsby

Fibbles

Re: food hygene people!

From what I remember you need a special license to use wooden boards in a commercial kitchen. You used to be able to use hardened glass boards though any sort of glass in the kitchen seems to be discouraged these days in case they break.

Fibbles

Re: food hygene people!

Putting raw meat on a wooden chopping board is also a big no-no. Ideally you'd want one plastic or glass board for raw meat and another for ready to eat ingredients.

Source: Managing a restaurant in my yoof.

When asked 'What's a .CNT file?' there's a polite way to answer

Fibbles

Re: Christ

Helldesk well and truly earning their reputation there.

Sick and tired of modern Windows? Upgrade to Windows 3.1 today – in your web browser

Fibbles

Re: Not that hard actually.

My guess is that Mr McCarthy is not old enough to remember Windows 2.

Women devs – want your pull requests accepted? Just don't tell anyone you're a girl

Fibbles

Re: Transparency doesn't matter

Gender is a social construct whereby people can be assigned to one of two sets. That certain people don't fit perfectly into one set or the other is an indication of how broken the concept of gender is. Gender is still binary though, despite recent attempts to subvert the terminology.

This is why copy'n'paste should be banned from developers' IDEs

Fibbles

Re: That quip about hard things in CS...

There are in fact only 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

Fibbles

Re: It's all about the annual review

Did they strip comments before counting the lines?

"Why does this function contain a sci-fi novella?"

Microsoft quits giving us the silent treatment on Windows 10 updates

Fibbles

Re: Fuck Off Microsoft

what, no support for superscript?

googolplexgoogolplex

Firemen free chap's todger from four-ring chokehold

Fibbles

I guess none of the nurses were willing to try a little castor oil and some gentle tugging?

AdBlock Plus, websites draft peace deal so ads can bypass blockade

Fibbles

Here's an idea:

Instead of filling websites with a shit load of crappy javascript, flash, animated gifs and webm's so that I need an addon to filter it all out and only show the "respectable" adverts, just get rid of everything but the respectable adverts? Content producers will still get paid, and everyone else will save a metric fuck-ton of effort.

Whilst I'm ranting. I don't know what new click detection / user tracking script you've installed here at el Reg but it's seriously fucking up Chrome on Android. Random page freezes and only ever on this site. Started about a week ago.

Submarine cable cut lops Terabits off Australia's data bridge

Fibbles

Re: Microwave?

"Guam, and then onto the rest of the world"

Your plan for world domination has a really weird order of priority.

Fibbles

Re: yet another reason

I really want to believe this is some top quality trolling. Please let it be trolling...

Who would code a self-destruct feature into their own web browser? Oh, hello, Apple

Fibbles

Re: Has Mr Dabbs got much better recently?

If Apple is unafraid to extend the hand of friendship, the Reg clearly isn't biting hard enough.

Fibbles

Does the same for me sometimes, especially in their community forums. My Swedish is improving though.

That's cute, Germany – China shows the world how fusion is done

Fibbles

Re: Not your enemy

Not our friends either though.

The Mad Men's monster is losing the botnet fight: Fewer humans are seeing web ads

Fibbles

Re: Complexity is fraud

Didn't Iceland's banks mostly hold money of non-Icelanders? It's easy to let your banks collapse when it's other people's money going with them.

So. Are Europeans just a whining bunch of data protection hypocrites?

Fibbles

Re: @Fibbles

As far as I'm aware, trade tariffs in Europe are implemented by the bloc rather than individual countries. The fact that Germany's economy is much larger than Greece's is no more relevant than the fact that California's economy is much larger than Nebraska's.

Fibbles

Why exactly does Europe have to cower at the thought of a trade war with the US? They're both similarly sized economies with a lot of mutual trade. Neither side seems to have the upper hand in that regard.

Did you know ... Stephen Fry has founded a tech startup?

Fibbles

"Mr Fry's hair pies" sounds like the lyrics to something Alexi Sayle would sing.

Dr Marten's, Dr Marten's, Dr Marten's boots...

Windows 10 will now automatically download and install on PCs

Fibbles
Trollface

Re: All this has done

We are not German

Vielleicht sind Sie nicht ...

Chip company FTDI accused of bricking counterfeits again

Fibbles

Re: Goodbye FTDI

But if you're using FTDI chips their shenanigans won't actually affect you?

If you were using fake chips why would they even care about your boycott?

SpaceX breaks capsule 'chute world record

Fibbles

Re: But why are they all red and white?

They look orange and white to me...

Reg readers battle to claim 'my silicon's older than yours' crown

Fibbles

How very meta

We now have a comment section for an article which is basically just highlights from a previous comments section.

Whilst I enjoy the anecdotes of my fellow commentards I feel the staff at El Reg are really scraping the bottom of the barrel for content here. Perhaps stop writing endless articles about DevOps* which nobody seems interested in and go back to how things were before the editorial Armageddon of '15.

* Whatever the fuck that is.

Rust 1.6 released, complete with a stabilised libcore

Fibbles

Auto is supposed to be used to save time when the type is already known which was part of my problem with the example originally. It's not supposed to introduce ambiguity which is what would happen if a literal could change from signed to unsigned simply based on its value. The programmer might expect an overflow into the negative but the compiler chooses to make the const variable unsigned and so it remains positive. It comes back to one if the core tenets of C and C++, that the compiler does what you tell it rather than what it thinks you probably meant.

You forgot return types BTW. It's one if my favourite things about auto.

Old way:

std::vector<std::tuple<int, std::string, double>>& foo = bar.get_stupid_container_ref();

New way:

auto& foo = bar.get_stupid_container_ref();

Fibbles

Thought about it for a minute or two so I deleted the post, somehow you've still replied.

A literal integer is going to be interpreted as signed unless you specifically say otherwise.

i.e.

const auto x = 5u;

Linux Foundation quietly scraps individual memberships

Fibbles

Re: Wonder how many Individual members there were?

Crowdfunding sites provide millions of dollars to people and companies with what are often stupid and unworkable ideas. Surely we can crowdfund something useful, like enough votes to seriously influence the FSF board.

China has a chip to fry with y'all: Wants its own chip smarts and fabs

Fibbles

Nope ... If either party undergoes a "change of control" then the other party keeps the rights.

It was a clause put in the agreement to prevent "Sugar Daddies" muscling in.

That's not what I saw reported but even if true I'd be very surprised if Intel didn't negotiate a new deal with AMD's new owners. If Intel ever becomes the sole producer of x86 chips they'll be at serious risk of the wrath of various competition watchdogs.

Fibbles

That wouldn't necessarily prevent a buyout. If AMD gets taken over and their agreement with Intel ends, then Intel also loses access to AMD's patent portfolio.

I can't imagine Intel refusing to strike a new deal. They've got nothing with which to replace x86-64 as their main architecture.

Folk shun UK.gov's 'expensive' subsidised satellite broadband

Fibbles

Re: Cross-subsidy

Well done Sherlock! You articulate a problem by assuming the the cross subsidy would be only for one company, and then present the solution. It wasn't rocket science, now was it?

Perhaps think before shooting someone with the sarcasm gun? If you strongarm smaller urban providers into a USO they go from say, providing lines to intercity Birmingham to being forced to provide lines in rural Scotland. That's not reasonable.

Google UK coughs up £130m back taxes. Is it enough?

Fibbles

Re: anti-semitic propaganda? Gullible dupes?

If I were to hazard a guess it could be that there are large sections of Mein Kampf that read like the anticorporate conspiracy bollocks you can find depressingly easily on the Internet. Just replace 'World Jewery' with 'New World Order' or 'bankers'. We all love a boogeyman on which to blame all of society's ills, especially if they're rich.

That said, Google need to pay some damn tax.

Virginia man charged in intriguing 'suspicious bacon' case

Fibbles

American bacon is the equivalent to what is known as 'streaky bacon' in the UK. Only it has had all of the flavour removed and has been cooked till brittle.

Fibbles

I wonder how deep the rabbit hole goes?

Since planning to commit a crime is also an offence, could one be charged with 'conspiracy to wear a mask in public'?

Also, if you hear of someone planning to wear a mask but don't report them, do you become 'accessory to conspiracy to wear a mask in public'?

Boffins: There's a ninth planet out there – now we just need to find it

Fibbles

About two days after it is actually found someone in the US will sue NASA to demand they divert New Horizons to pass it (ignoring the detail that it would be impossible to do, and that if it were possible they would already be doing it).

You're crediting them with too much intelligence to be honest. Expect the demands for a fly-by to start before the the planet is even found.

Microsoft: We’ve taken down the botnets. Europol: Would Sir like a kill switch, too?

Fibbles

Re: Boom!

It's actually a reasonable question to ask. If a PC is part of a botnet then it's likely being used for something illegal. Why should ISPs and the like let such machines continue to access their network?

The answer is they shouldn't but they will because profit. So it falls to companies like MS to do something since they're the only ones with both the ability and inclination to do something.

Personally I'm a fan of redirecting all traffic from infected machines to a page with instructions on how to fix the problem.

Adblock Plus blocked from attending ad industry talkfest

Fibbles
WTF?

Re: Adblock's next step?

With adblock, noscript and a modified hosts file I don't download these ads. Therefore I don't use up the sites bandwidth. So the site should pay a little less for their hosting.

If you download a webpage (which is what you're doing when you visit a website,) then you consume the website owner's bandwidth. Ads are usually hosted by the advertising network, blocking them won't affect the website owner's hosting bill in any way.

Fibbles

Re: Adblock's next step?

I don't 'consume' content -- it's still all there after my visit.

You do consume the website's bandwidth though.

It's Wikipedia mythbuster time: 8 of the best on your 15th birthday

Fibbles

Check the figures for number of MPs for Scotland and percentage of the UK population. Scotland is actually over represented in this democracy. They're in a privileged position as far away from enslavement as it gets.