* Posts by Fibbles

1421 publicly visible posts • joined 28 Jan 2008

Why I love Microsoft’s vapourware tablet

Fibbles

Re: No one's going to be able to buy for half a year.

Apple don't make announcements about their new tablet 6 months before, they just get their suppliers to 'leak' details. That way if the specs change or there is a delay in manufacturing they have an element of plausible deniability and the fanboys can go on thinking that the company is perfect in every way.

Amount of meat we eat will barely affect future climate change

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Lovely organic cucumbers...

Grown in artificially produced fertilizer or even worse, muck from those evil methane producing cows.

I'm not having a go but arguing about what is better for the environment / people's diets / population size at anything less than a global scale seems a bit silly to me.

Chick-lit naughty girl MP Mensch starts own web-jabber service

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Re: Impartiality

Have you actually read anything on the BBC forums? There's no real discussion, just the same old crap repeated again and again. I honestly thought it was a parody of political stereotypes the first time I ventured into a HYS topic.

Ex-Soviet space gunboats to be FOUND ON MOON

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Black Helicopters

Don't you know the true purpose of the X37-B?

Rendition from low earth orbit.

FunnyJunk lawyer doubles down on Oatmeal Operation Bear Love

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Re: Really?

"You've been reading the Reg for 10 years and you haven't learned how to spell "its"?"

Just one of the wonders of predictive text I'm afraid. Since I posted at 1:50am after a pub session you should be glad I used it though.

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Re: Editorial bias for some reason?

I've been a loyal reg reader since about 2002 but I have to say, with some sadness, that it's probably time to put the vulture out of it's misery.

Name the pub, I'll get the first round in.

Facebook fesses up to Face.com face finder financing

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Re: Photo-blinder?

The HR department won't find any pictures of you, tagged or otherwise, unless you create an account (even then only if your privacy settings are lax). If some old uni acquaintance uploads a photo of you, the HR department has to be made aware that this person exists, friend them somehow, look through their albums and then determine if that photo from 10 years ago labeled Kevin Johnston is the same Kevin they have on staff. That's pretty difficult since Kevin doesn't have an account listing other personal info which is linked to the photo.

If you're really that paranoid don't do stupid things in front of cameras. Even if Facebook wasn't around your old uni mate could still upload that photo of you onto his personal website complete with name, DOB, etc. Only in this scenario it'd be fully searchable from Google.

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Re: Photo-blinder?

Facebook tags are just text labels, if you have an account it becomes a hyperlink to your 'wall'. There are a lot of Kevin Johnstons in the world so the fact that some picture on Facebook has a text label saying 'Kevin Johnston' isn't an issue. This is also ignoring the fact that most people don't tag non members because tags are there to notify existing members that somebody has added a picture of them. It'd be a pointless exercise as well as time consuming because your name would need to be typed rather than selected from a list of friends.

A block on people tagging you would be impossible anyway unless you provided Facebook with your name and a picture of your face so that they knew what to block.

Chinese 'nauts reach Heaven after 8-minute coupling

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Black Helicopters

Re: hmmmm

Chinese 'nauts reach Tiangong only to discover someone has scrawled 'uncle Sam woz here' on the side?

Microsoft takes on tablets with keyboard-equipped Surface

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Looks promising, but then again I thought the same thing about the dual touch screen journal / sketchbook they were developing before it got canned.

Facebook shells out $10m for using users faces in adverts

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Nobody likes a grammar Nazi.

Even fewer like incompetent grammar Nazis.

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Facepalm

The guy wants to avoid dodgy advertising practices and you suggest he move to the social network of the internet's biggest advertising company? It's very naive to think Google won't be doing exactly the same thing once they've gained enough market share.

Tomb Raider dev denies Croft rape scene

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If people want to make a game where a character overcomes the trauma of rape I don't have a problem with that. There are a lot of things in such a scenario for the storyline to explore. It'd likely end up as a very dark game clearly aimed at adult players.

The problem I have with this game specifically is that Tomb Raider has always been a game marketed at teenagers. It'a not really the right venue for exploring such issues. I can only see this as a desperate attempt to add some controversy to yet another reboot of an ailing franchise.

Apple adds gay and lesbian icons to iOS 6 messaging

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Re: My only question for the idiots against gay marriage is ...

If you look back through human history you'll see that different cultures have had different ideas of what marriage is. The only description I can come up with that covers all of them is 'a social contract between two or more people'.

One man, one woman might be the Christian definition but it's by no means the only one.

Apple silences mute kids' speech app in patent blowup

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'I think that this is just one more example of the misuse of the copyright/patent laws.'

Software patents have nothing to do with copyright.

Perhaps the solution would be to move the company to Europe and release an android app since they can be side-loaded far more easily?

Music SEVEN times more valuable to UK plc than first thought

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Re: Art

I'm sure the pirates will also use these figures to justify downloading copyrighted matrial without paying for any of it. Probably whilst announcing that all movies and music produced these days are crap. If they're so bad though why do they keep downloading this stuff?

I have a strong interest in copyright, I rely on it to protect my work so I can make a living. I'm not a fan of the large collecting agencies which often abuse their position but at the same time there are too many freetards with a massively inflated sense of entitlement.

Just because a piece of media has been produced doesn't mean you have some automatic right that allows you to view it. If pirates don't like the price of something then they should simply not buy it, they need to stop pretending it gives them a moral argument for downloading for free.

An early iPad adopter? You smut-ogling filth-gobbling perv!

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Joke

iPads mostly bought by wankers...

Finally, my assumption has some scientific validity.

'Zombie bullets' fly off US shelves after wave of undead attacks

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Re: One shot, one kill - or double tap as the case may warrant. (It's quality not quantity)

"I was thinking of you Brits anyway since you'll have to nip down to the "Club" to steal some bluebloods shotgun since you don't have easy access to any firearms. Either that or you need axes and swords."

As a brit come z day I'll be kitted out with a full suit of plate armour and a chainsaw. Petrol is a lot easier to get over here than gun ammo.

Android activations near a million a day

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If android is for sheep then I'll happily chew grass and baa. Popular doesn't equate to bad, despite what hipsters like to believe.

US Navy buys Linux to guide drone fleet

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Coat

The only reason they're switching to Linux is because they were sick of being reminded that they were 'performing an illegal operation' during missions.

Hands on with Nintendo's Wii U

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Re: Typical Nintendo

Didn't the reg publish an article last week that said the next gen xbox could turn winpho7, android and iOS devices into touch screen controllers by way of an app MS are developing? I can't remember if it was rumour mill nonesense though and cba to check using a phone's web browser.

MPAA sympathetic to returning legitimate Megaupload files

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Facepalm

Re: SO THERE

I'm so glad you're continuing with these posts. When you did the first few I didn't get it, but then you came and explained the 'joke' using your normal account and I understood how hilarious you were being.

Keep it up, you're definitely not wasting your life.

Oz has to go nuclear, says Adelaide U scientist

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Re: Count Me In Too

I'm all for nuclear but generating electricity 4000 miles away from where it'll be used just seems wasteful.

1930s photos show Greenland glaciers retreating faster than today

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Re: No chance of a rational debate then?

This is science not football. There should be no 'sides' just reasoned debate and healthy scepticism.

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Re: Dear Reg editors :-

Every time Lewis posts one of these trolling articles the eco-tards start summoning the troops on mailing lists and forums. They then come and spam the register comments section with cookie-cutter arguments because dissenting opinion seems to be something they can't handle. Lewis is laughing all the way to the bank of course because they're just increasing page views and therefore advertising revenue for the site of which he is editor.

If the regulars disabled their adblockers for el reg perhaps Lewis could stop subjecting us to this asshattery every week?

White AMERICANS will have become MEKON brain-men by 3000AD

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Coat

Re: Not the Mekon's body shape though

Most northern Americans were probably quite lean in 300 AD. It might have had something to do with living in stone-age nomadic cultures...

BBC uses lifted Iraq war photo to depict Syrian slaughter

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Re: An accidental clue?

You mean the war where the US massacred 2 whole cities of an enemy that was already on it's knees?

"No. I started out by asking why the Western media are making such a big deal out of a relatively few civilians being killed in Syria, on the very dubious evidence of self-admitted enemies of the Syrian government, when those same media completely ignore far large numbers of civilians killed by our own governments."

You started by claiming that what we were being told about Syria isn't necessarily the whole truth which is fair enough. You then went off on a tirade about the US as if what's happening in Syria can be excused because America might be worse. The media doesn't ignore western atrocities, you even linked to their reports yourself.

Any country looks better before a war compared to immediately afterwards.

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Megaphone

Re: An accidental clue?

Show me a war that wasn't illegal in some way and I'll give you my life savings. One minute you're criticising the US for dodgy tactics, the next you're saying it's ok for the Syrian government to use those tactics because the Americans do.

You say over a million people marched through London and then point out it achieved nothing as if this means something. You're conveniently ignoring that over 61 million didn't protest at all.

Now you're claiming Iraq under Saddam was some beacon of civilisation? You are George Galloway and I claim my £5.

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Re: An accidental clue?

The war in Iraq may have been illegal but why do people like yourself always brush over the fact it was an illegal war that removed a genocidal dictator (regardless of whether you believe that was Bush's intention)?

The Syrian 'opposition' as far as I know weren't well armed until after the government started it's crackdown and still aren't well armed by any standard a professional military would recognise. If you think shelling your own cities to put down rebels with small arms is a sound tactic I really hope you're not in the military.

Also, taking the actions of people out of context and describing them as terrorists is ridiculous. If America's founding fathers had attempted their revolution in modern times they'd just be armed, tax dodging terrorists.

Fibbles

Re: An accidental clue?

I'm as unhappy as most people about what has gone on in Iraq and Afghanistan but it worries me that you see no difference between (possibly avoidable) civilian deaths caused by an invading foreign military and a government using it's military to kill citizens who show dissent.

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FAIL

Re: Really?

If you don't want rights over your work it's already possible to give them up. I fail to see though why the rest of us should have to give away our work for free just because you don't want to be paid.

Thumbs down and Comments

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Re: Fibbles,

I was replying to jake, it's not my fault you lot created half a dozen posts about beer in an unrelated thread.

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Re: @I ain't Spartacus (was @Fibbles: (was: @TeeCee (was: ACs are funny :-))))

I disagree with you and instead of accepting that I have a different opinion you tell me I'm incapable of understanding your post? Don't kid yourself, you're not some intellectual heavy weight. Claiming people only disagree with you because they can't understand your point is just a lazy way of brushing aside criticism. Anyway, if it were true perhaps you should work on your communication skills? Pontificating clearly isn't working out for you.

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Re: @TeeCee (was: ACs are funny :-))

The thing is jake, I've seen quite a few of your posts (I'm thinking specifically the one about sustainable farming here) where you've been caught talking out of your arse and gotten a large amount of downvotes that were (imo at least) deserved. If people really are going through your history and downvoting unrelated posts though I'll agree that that's pretty sad.

I'll also agree that they're fairly meaningless. I've currently got a ratio of about 4:1 and the vast majority of those downvotes were received for upsetting wrist-watch owners. Am I to assume I'm right about most things but am completely clueless about the future of wrist-ware?

Why Zuck will go soft for Facebook Phone - and rebrand Android

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Re: Just

The demand is there, so you are correct.

Complex cyberwar tool 'Flame' found all over Middle East

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Facepalm

Re: countries like Iran and Israel???

Apparently the modern state of Israel and the religion of Judaism are the same thing in some peoples' minds. These are usually the same people who view any negative comment about the religion, justified or otherwise, as being anti-semitic (try having a discussion about the morality of circumcising a child without it coming up). This means it's impossible to criticise the actions of the state without appearing in their eyes as a jackboot wearing far right bigot.

Trekkie wants to build USS Enterprise … in twenty years

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Re: Iconic??

If we're going for an iconic silhouette that is also a practical shape why don't we just build a Deathstar and be done with it?

Agriboffins' site downed by DDoS after GM protest

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They're not becoming like that, they've always been that way. Anyone can fly the Anonymous flag so long as they don't reveal their identity. This is why the Anonymous hacktivist* group often has disparate or even conflicting goals.

*I really hate that word...

Facebookers trigger vote to choke Zuck's data suck

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Facepalm

Sarcasm

It may be something you want to look into...

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Re: Because no facebook thread would be complete without a post like this...

I've never bought shares in any company. It was pretty obvious before they went public that the company wasn't worth over $100 billion. I suspect most people who lost money were day traders, not your average Facebook user.

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Trollface

Because no facebook thread would be complete without a post like this...

I have never used Facebook but I can say authoritatively that it is of no use to anyone ever and if you use it you're an idiot. Also, no other company on the internet exchanges services for personal information, just failbook. My 'friend' tells me that you have to use all your real info and that using a pseudonym is impossible (I wouldn't know because only idiots have first hand experience). If only you people had joined me on Google+ the world would be so much better!

US mayor and son charged with hacking into opposition site

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Intelligent people of any nationality should not be attaching themselves to any specific political party. At an election review all of the candidates' policies, accept that none of them will represent your views 100% and then vote for the one likely to do the least amount of damage. Political parties are not football teams and should not be blindly supported.

People-powered Olympic shopping mall: A sign of utter tech illiteracy

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Re: It reads as if the energy is free.

Surely the energy is free though, at least for the owners of the mall?. Cutting the costs of their electricity bill by increasing the food bills of their customers... sneaky bastards.

UK cookie law compliance takes effect today

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Re: Bloody annoying

As far as I can see, if I don't accept a tracking cookie from a site I'll keep getting pop-ups telling me the site needs my permission to install cookies. Government mandated nagware, great...

MPs wrestle slippery bureaucrats in intellectual property Jell-O

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Re: Why is your so anti-IP?

Errr... I'm a big fan of open source but AC seems to have forgotten that the vast majority of paid contributors to FOSS projects are employed by companies that can afford to do so because they make lots of money in other areas where they do have IP. Companies like RedHat are rare.

Google warns against ISPs hard on web filth

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Facepalm

I don't want to look like one of those arses in favour of censorship but modern things are different from things when I was younger and I don't like that so I would ban modern things if I could.

Apple's trial experts are 'slavish fanbois who believe in magic'

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Trollface

President Kennedy shot in Dallas

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T-Mobile slip exposes 1,100 punters' email addresses

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Recalling Emails

Quick, close the stable doors! The horses have escaped!

'Dated and cheesy' Aero ripped from Windows 8

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Microsoft's drive to bring about the mythical year of the Linux desktop seems to be progressing nicely.

Iran threatens to chuck sueball at Google over missing gulf

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Coat

Re: Pretty Dumb

Because Wales was annexed by England and as a principality they have to do as they're told?

/blind_nationalism 0