* Posts by Fibbles

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Apple, Mozilla kill API to deplete W3C battery-snitching standard

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Re: It's one standard in a long row of idiotic web standards

If mainstream browsers would only implement essential features, web developers wouldn't use all that cruft.

They'd still use all the cruft. It'd just be implemented with proprietary plugins.

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Windows 10 market share fell in September

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Breaking news:

Accumulation of floating point errors gives el reg excuse to write clickbait.

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The server's down. At 3AM. On Christmas. You're drunk. So you put a disk in the freezer

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Re: "decorations will be up"

Christmas Puddings are already out on the shelves.

I'd happily eat Christmas pudding year round so this is no bad thing. I'm not sure it outweighs having to put up with neighbours plastering their houses in fairy lights on November 6th though.

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Days are numbered for the Czech Republic

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If the name change is solely for the purpose of advertising then I'd say Bohemia is the most marketable name in that list. They could have even changed the national anthem to Queen. It would have certainly made the start of international football games more interesting.

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Double KO! Capcom's Street Fighter V installs hidden rootkit on PCs

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Re: So that's M Bison's new power

Seems like something more at home in a Metal Gear game. When Psycho Mantis first read the contents of my PS1 memory card it blew my mind.

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Pull the plug! PowerPoint may kill my conference audience

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Re: A quick thought

Convert each slide to a JPG image. Most media players can handle photo slideshows.

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Virgin Media costs balloon by MEEELLIONS in wake of Brexit

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Re: Another Illustration of the Fact...

The employees can vote for whoever they like, it's a secret ballot after all.

It's not as secret as you might think. There needs to be some sort of tracking mechanism to aid in investigations of electoral fraud.

Each ballot slip has a serial number and records are kept matching voters to serial numbers. The slips themselves are stored in a government warehouse for a year before being destroyed.

It's very possible for the government to find out who you voted for. Considering the reports of lax security around the used ballot slips it wouldn't surprise me if, after greasing the right palms, private parties could find out who you voted for.

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Delete Google Maps? Go ahead, says Google, we'll still track you

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Re: "We've reached out to Google to ask "

Glad to see you'll be actioning this change going forward.

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Re: Google is copying Microsoft

I think you've got that the wrong way around. Microsoft have been trailblazers of many shady practices over the years but mass harvesting of personal info is definitely something they learned from Google.

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UK's EE scores network reliability clean sweep, rival dwarves fume

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Re: One thing is for sure

I suspect EE throttles their traffic heavily at peak times. In central Birmingham 4G EE gives about 100 KBytes/s whereas Three gives around 4 MBytes/s.

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Adobe reverses decision to kill NPAPI Flash plugin for Linux

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Re: Dan 55

All good points. However, whilst get_iplayer is a great program I don't think it should let the Beeb off the hook for their shoddy Linux support.

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Re: Bad

But, but... If the skip button was a plain hyperlink you might never load the intro. If you do that how else will we share with you the main buzzwords of our mission statement? It is imperative that we tell you about how we work with the community to promote synergy; how we leverage our visionary product to promote organic growth. If you don't see these words floating next to stock photos of smiling people you may never realise that we are innovative and disruptive thought-leaders. How will you know that our paradigm shifting business is a game changer that will cause the entire industry to pivot? How will you know?

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It's OK to fine someone for repeating a historical fact, says Russian Supreme Court

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They might be a member of the ECHR but it's no guarantee they'll adhere to any ruling.

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Watch SpaceX's rocket dramatically detonate, destroying a $200m Facebook satellite

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Re: cant see much

arrayAllEngines[9].Start(); // Start the engine in the middle of stage 1

Is this supposed to start all 9 engines or just the 9th? Because it fails at both.

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Re: Facebook Satellite

"Here's what I think of the new WhatsApp terms and conditions." - Elon Musk

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If you haven't changed your Dropbox password for 4 years, do so now

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Re: Sounds fishy to me

Pick a reasonably long eBook and keep it on your phone. Pick a random line number, e.g. line 7 of every page. Every time you need a password pick a random page of the book and use line 7. Then instead of remembering a very long password just remember the page number.

It's not a secure enough method for government work or anything like that but it'll do for most people's private email, forum accounts, etc.

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Linux turns 25, with corporate contributors now key to its future

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Re: Linux control to proprietary entities, particularly Microsoft

If there really was some immense conspiracy to remove Linus from the process why wouldn't they just fork the kernel? There's no reason anyone has to listen to Torvalds, they do so by choice.

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You shrunk the database into a .gz and the app won't work? Sigh

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We had an American colleague fly to Iceland instead of Ireland. Only realised it when he got into a taxi at Reykjavik and asked to be taken to Dublin city centre.

Ok, just a second whilst I get the pontoons and outboard motor from the boot.

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Londoner jailed after refusing to unlock his mobile phones

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Re: Hmm

Antique guns are perfectly legal in the UK though the definition of 'antique' is vague. The police usually go with anything pre WWII. Ammunition for these guns requires a licence though.

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Chinese Android smartphone firm: It packs a dedicated crypto chip

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Re: Cool

It has to be vague to protect industrial secrets. Can't have the competition finding out about their amazing triple ROT13 encryption algorithm.

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Star Trek Beyond: An unwatchable steaming pile of tribble dung

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Re: Nobody stopped and asked the question; 'Do we need to remake Star Trek?'

Air on vulcan......?

I'm sorry, but that, is just such a classic 'comic book guy' post,...

"Uh, yeah, well, whenever you notice something like that... a wizard did it."

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Re: Nahh, the old Star Trek was for nerds...

Didn't they do an episode of Next Gen where most of the crew were obsessed with some silly game?

As best I remember it was also an augmented reality game. You may be onto something...

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Since you love Flash so much, Adobe now has TWO versions for you

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Take off and nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Edit: Bah, beaten to it.

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Theresa or Teresa May? Twitter confuses nude model and new PM

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Teresa May's Punishment Party

I'm sure James Murdoch is awaiting his invite with bated breath.

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A bad day for DBAs: MIT boffins are replacing you with a mere spreadsheet

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Re: SIEUFERD

Sie Ferd.

If you speak German and Norwegian I guess you could take it to mean 'they journey'. It describes what your queries will be doing through the database.

My consultancy fee will be with your office momentarily.

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Oracle says it is 'committed' to Java EE 8 – amid claims it quietly axed future development

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Re: Die Java Die

Whilst you wouldn't write your typical application program in it, you can't get at those special purpose instructions even in C.

I suppose that depends on if you count using the asm keyword as writing in C or writing in assembler.

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Bacon is not my vodka friend

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Used to have something similar back in ye olde student days to be used for dares, drinking games and the like.

Black liquorice Sambuca infused with Ghost Chillis. We called it Devil's Blood.

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Parliament takes axe to 2nd EU referendum petition

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Re: Be careful what you wish for...

So much this.

Instead of trying to convince Leave voters why they should actually vote Remain, the campaign spent a great deal of time decrying anyone with a differing opinion as a racist. Sure, some of them undoubtedly are racist but the majority are likely just disturbed by endless media scare stories of mass immigration and repressive EU regulations. Insulting people is no way to win a debate.

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Re: Anti-democratic?

And if Remain wins next time will we let Leave call for another referendum just to make sure of the result? Best two out of three? Or if the result is still not what you want, three out of five?

At some point you've got to accept that no matter how shit the result, it's not going to change. Personally I'm hoping we'll at least join the EEA. It fulfils the demands of the referendum by leaving the EU but mitigates a lot of the financial fallout.

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Re: wtf?

Come on now, 15 years is fairly reasonable. If you've been away that long you're not likely to be coming back. Most host countries will offer naturalization after being resident for less than 10 years.

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Re: 4Chan pranked

The amount of middle aged and older people I saw on election day asking why we used pencils instead of pens really lead me to despair. How can you get to that age and never have been in a polling station before?

I'd say better late than never but I'm still pissed off about the result. If only the under 30s had embraced democracy with such vigour...

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Gun-jumping French pols demand rapid end to English in EU

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Yeah, if only there could be some possible lingua franca apart from English, eh?

The original Lingua Franca, from which the term derived, died out centuries ago. It was mostly based on Italian.

So long as the USA is the world's preeminent power, English will be the world's first choice for conducting trade and diplomacy. It would be very odd for the EU not to keep their politicians and bureaucrats in practice.

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Tech firms reel from Leave's Brexit win

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Re: " with a third of its staff in the UK from overseas"

Priti is a woman's name...

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Tor torpedoed! Tesco Bank app won't run with privacy tool installed

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Re: Best security practice

Don't use a banking app on Android in the first place.

Every sane OS is patched at least monthly, if not more often as bugs and security holes are found. Most phones one per year if you are lucky for core OS parts, occasionally more often for app and that often asks for more permissions.

I don't know where you're getting your info from. I've got a Motorola which received an update to Lollipop and then later Marshmallow. I still regularly receive updates to Marshmallow. The OS also gives me granular control over app permissions; I don't have to allow everything to install an update.

I'd say modern Android is a pretty secure OS. Of course you're much more likely to get pwned if you're browsing porn sites with it or installing apps from warez.cn but that's true of any OS. Even if someone does gain control of your phone I don't understand your fear of banking apps. The most any attacker would be able to do is view your balance or transfer money to a pre-approved list of recipients. You need to use a separate card reader to authorize anything else.

To be honest your post is another example of the self-congratulatory Luddite circle-jerk that seems to happen far too often on these forums.

"Kids using banking apps? Pah! When I was their age we had to walk FIFTEEN miles, uphill, both ways, just to find the bank was closed!"

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Sneaky brown dwarf gives us a bright flash and astroboffins are confused

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Coat

That could only be true if the emissions were of black light.

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Brexit threatens Cornish pasty's racial purity

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Re: Champagne Cider

The exclusive right to the name Champagne for a sparkling wine produced in the Champagne region of France is protected under the International Regulation of Marks, aka the Madrid System under a treaty of 1891 and specifically reaffirmed in the Treaty of Versailles.

Does the exclusive right to the Champagne name only extend to sparkling wines? If so that'd explain why the wine producers haven't sued the Champagne Cognac producers. It'd make for an interesting legal battle since AFAIK the Champagne regions in south-west France have been making brandy longer than the Champagne region in north-west France has been making sparkling wine.

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Scots denied Saltire emoji

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Re: Adventurous

And? That's still less than half.

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Re: 2 x Twats!

Found the nationalist. Now, where do I claim my £5?

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Belgian brewery lays 3.2km beer pipeline

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The alcohol content if beer isn't anywhere near high enough to be antiseptic. Beer is basically liquid bread and is a perfect breeding ground for all sorts of micro-organisms.

Presumably you've heard the old tale that people used to make beer because it was safer than drinking the water. However, this is because part of the brewing process involves boiling the water, not because the beer contains alcohol.

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The length of the pipe means that using line cleaner is going to be tricky. The stuff used by pubs is corrosive (and actually has to be very heavily diluted). If you leave it in the line too long it'll cause the inside to become pocked. The pocking causes the build up of biofilms to happen more rapidly meaning you have to clean more often.

A line that is kilometres long is going to take quite a while to flush through.

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Facebook: 'We don't listen'

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Re: Loads of other apps too

Android now contains fine grained permission controls. If an app requests a bunch of permissions and you think one is unnecessary then simply deny it. It's no longer all or nothing.

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Why Oracle will win its Java copyright case – and why you'll be glad when it does

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Re: According to Mr. Orlowski

Even if Google clean-room reimplemented the API rather than copying and pasting it, it would look pretty much the same. The header files would have the same names, the function prototypes would have the same names, accept the same arguments and return the same value types. The differences would mostly be in indentation and declaration order. A copyright claim based on indentation is fucking ridiculous.

IMO Oracle would only have a leg to stand in if they said Google wholesale copied their comments/documentation but that doesn't seem to be the case.

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Smartwatches: I hate to say ‘I told you so’. But I told you so.

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How dare you mess with my fake internet points! You think this is a motherf*****g game!?

/s

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Been saying this for years. Got heavily down voted every time...

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Swiss effectively disappear Alps: World's largest tunnel opens

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Re: Tunnels aren't as good when everybody likes them

I liked tunnels before they were artificially cooled.

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UK plastic beats cash in 2021

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Re: Titles are for toffs

Is the reg just posting sub 100 word articles now or is the mobile site b0rked?

I've found myself coming here less and less since the editorial staff changed; I'll probably not bother at all if super short articles are now the norm.

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Oculus backtracks on open software promise

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Re: "As I have said a million times"

hyperbole

[hahy-pur-buh-lee]

noun, Rhetoric.

1. obvious and intentional exaggeration.

2. an extravagant statement or figure of speech not intended to be taken literally, as “to wait an eternity.”.

Origin of hyperbole

1520-30; < Greek hyperbolḗ excess, exaggeration, throwing beyond, equivalent to hyper- hyper- + bolḗ throw

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Three UK: Our MMS prices are up. Get around us with WhatsApp or Skype

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Re: Wow, first Canada has worse internet now the UK has worse cellular

You get charged for incoming calls. In what universe is this a better system?

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