* Posts by Fibbles

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BOFFIN: Will I soon be able to CLONE a MAMMOTH? YES. Should I? NO

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Re: "but it's ethically wrong to do this from an evolutionary perspective"

AFAIK the tobacco plant evolved to produce nicotine as a form natural pesticide. Humans becoming addicted to smoking the plant's leaves is relatively recent.

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French privacy cops snarl at websites over crap EU cookie warnings

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The most annoying thing about the banners is that I have to enable cookies to get rid of the damn things.

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Linux Mint 17.2: If only all penguinista desktops were done this way

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Re: Enough of Redmond, I want to make the switch, but all the flavors & choices leaves me lost...

Points one and two seem a bit backwards. If you're that new (and this isn't meant as an insult,) just stick with that the distros give you. Your life will be a lot easier.

As for point three, Unreal and Unity already support Linux as a deployment platform but they're still in the process of porting over their development tools.

Blender is the go to 3D modelling program on Linux. It's extremely powerful but has an extremely steep learning curve, especially if you have to unlearn the Maya or 3DS Max way of doing things. One of its major advantages is its UV mapping tool which is better than anything else out there IMO.

As for Photoshop, you're a bit out of luck there. GIMP is about the closest thing Linux has but it's not nearly as richly featured. I manage to make do with a mixture of GIMP, myPaint and Inkscape but I'll willingly acknowledged that things would probably be easier with CS.

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The OP is satirising the penguins who flood every article about windows: That's what I fink.

He's not doing it very well then. Find me a penguin who has never tried Windows...

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Bitcoin, schmitcoin. Let's play piggyback on the blockchain

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Re: Shits and Giggles

War and Peace, in full, one word per transaction.

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What is this river nonsense? Give .amazon to Bezos, says US Congress

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Proposal:

Register .congress and only sell domains to sites specializing in 19th century pornography.

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Hey, Sand Hill Exchange. Shouting 'blockchain!' won't stop the Feds

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Re: Yes, but...

I don't see why not. People have been posting pictures of longcat for years.

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Wake up, sheeple! If you ask Siri about 9/11 it will rat you out to the police!

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I clicked on the article. You won't believe what happened next!

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Climate change alarmism is a religious belief – it's official

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Re: Read the whole thing

I will respect the pope when he convinces god to suck say half the CO2 from the atmosphere and turn it back into say natural gas for us.

You want him to turn a comparatively mild greenhouse gas into a much stronger one?

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Chrome, Debian Linux, and the secret binary blob download riddle

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Unless you're reading every line of code how is this any safer than downloading binaries from repositories? Your security is dependent on other people in both cases.

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Apple to tailor Swift into fully open-source language – for Linux, too

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Re: #available

Eugh. Is English not your first language or something?

#available is for run-time feature checks. It is not a preprocessor directive. It does not strip redundant codepaths at compile-time.

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Re: #available

Are you really this dense or am I being trolled?

Then why are you - STILL - comparing OpenGL to a general-purpose, compiled, programming language like SWIFT?

I didn't compare the two. I'm using an OpenGL application as an example of when you need to check at run-time which code path to use because it is not possible at compile time. If it helps focus your mind assume the application is written in C++. I used this example because you implied run-time checking was something that should never be done when clearly it has valid uses.

Fanboi.

I don't own any Apple products.

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Re: #available

WHOOSH. That is the sound of my point flying completely over your head.

At no point did I suggest OpenGL was a programming language. You check at runtime for available features in the system's OpenGL implementation using whatever language you're writing in, be that C++, Java, Python or whatever.

Similarly with SWIFT, you check at runtime if the library you're attempting to use supports the feature you want. The only difference is that SWIFT has a directive dedicated to the job whereas usually you'd have to use if/else statements paired with query functions provided by the library.

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Re: #available

Your example above is a gem of useless and clueless code bloat. What you are proposing is that, at run-time, the application should check if specific features are available. That's just dumb. For one, you'd have code which never executes. For two, you'd be needlessly checking if the code which never executes should be executed. Imagine having that run-time check in your example inside a switch() or a loop.

If you'd ever written an OpenGL* application you'd know these sorts of run-time checks are extremely common. Not all hardware is created equal. Unless you want to only ever code for the lowest common denominator you must check which features are available at run-time. It is not feasible to ship multiple binaries when the hardware you're programming against is as diverse as GPUs are. I suspect programming for the SoCs found in mobile devices is a similar situation.

*Possibly DirectX as well, although I have no experience with it.

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Colour me bad: Kraken time or damp squid with Splatoon

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Re: No f-bombs, no being called gay

Presumably you can draw with the ink guns though.

Incoming, massive dripping dicks...

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Welp, PEAK GIF is upon us! Facebook now supports animated images

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Numerous image sharing sites, most notably 4chan, have tried to replace gifs with webm videos. It's met a mixed response.

The limitations of the gif format seem to enforce a briefness of expression that webm does not.

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NSA eggheads tried to bork Nork nukes with Stuxnet. It failed – report

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Re: USB Sticks do exist in NORK

Death sentences seem to be carried out with whatever is to hand at the time.

Death by centrifuge?

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Windows and OS X are malware, claims Richard Stallman

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Re: Past Glories, Revisited

Is it just me or is the amfM chat bot becoming more coherent?

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Backpage child sex trafficking lawsuit nixed thanks to 'internet freedoms'

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The crimes against these girls were horrific and I really do sympathize with their need to bring all those involved to justice. However, it really does seem to me that Backpage was merely badly implemented rather than complicit in the actions of the pimps.

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So why the hell do we bail banks out?

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Re: And the Perpetrators

Remember Admiral Byng

Byng did the best he could in a difficult situation. I'm not sure that applies to those in the city.

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IN YOUR FACE, Linux and Apple fans! Oculus is Windows-only for now

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Re: PS4?

considering the required specs, a PS4 isn't anywhere near powerful enough. None of the current generation of consoles are.

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Astroboffins eyeball MONSTER GAS HALO hugging Andromeda Galaxy

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Re: A Trillian Stars in a galaxy

Intelligent life may only

arise around one star in a million

Million-to-one chances crop up

nine times out of ten.

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Apple Watch HATES tattoos: Inky pink sinks rinky-dink sensor

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Re: Hardly a bug, is it...

Now he regrets not listening to me

because there are still people that

think less of him and he has not

gotten the promotions and respect he

deserves.

It's a shame this shit still happens. promotions should be made based on merit not the boss's opinion of your body art.

Tattoo's are part of traditional European culture. I suspect that if tatoos were a part of a minority culture or religion there'd already be legislation protecting against this sort of discrimination.

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Bloke, 22, in knockoff Microsoft Xbox ring gets 18 months in the cooler

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Re: Poppycock

Britain?

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It's just an x86 PC with a slightly custom APU and fast memory. You could easily build something similar, though with slower memory. The tricky part is getting the OS.

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Re: What do the beancounters say about the value

If a company spends $200 million on research and you break in and steal a copy, then you have stolen $200 million worth of research. It doesn't mean the company has lost $200 million worth of research. Though the research being in the public sphere will devalue it.

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Mortal Kombat: Brawler gaming's quintessential gorefest

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There was a Master System port of MK1, though I think the Mega Drive (Genesis) version was released first.

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America was founded on a dislike of taxes, so how did it get the IRS?

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Re: House prices

Have you seen the cost of train fares lately? Sod that.

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Re: House prices

I'm guessing that >50% of the

UK population live in comutting

distances to London?

I laughed. Sometimes it takes me an hour just to travel 10 miles. London is 100 miles away.

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DTS announces DTS:X – sparks object-based audio war with Dolby

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So for films, does that mean each

dialogue element could be referenced

independently? So we could watch a

film where we could choose the dub,

e.g. Harry could be talking in English,

but Hermione in Swedish?

You could even watch the StarWars prequels with JarJar on mute.

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Lib Dem manifesto: Spook slapdown, ban on teen-repelling Mosquitos

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I'm stuck in the same boat.

Perhaps it's time to make my own party... with blackjack and hookers.

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Aw, snap! How huge HTML links can crash Chrome tabs in one click

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El Reg comments allow html...

My inner troll is begging me to post that link.

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HP Stream x360: Flippable and stylish Chromebook killer

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Re: Headphone socket EMI noise?

Usually in cheap desktops interference on the headphone socket is a result of hooking it up to the header on the motherboard with a (relatively long) unshielded wire. Front sockets are especially bad because the wire usually has to run past the hard drives. Using the back socket which is directly soldered to the motherboard usually lets you bypass the problem. Or, if you're feeling especially adventurous you could also try making your own grounded shielding for the front socket wire.

It's not such an easy fix on a laptop or tablet.

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Sony nabs cloud gamers OnLive, administers swift headshot

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Buy up the competition then shut it down.

For the players, my arse.

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Tidal music launch: Pop plutocrats pour FLAC on rival Spotify

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Re: All I see is

Spotify paying pittance per steam is just as bad for poor artists as rich ones. This service should help improve the situation somewhat.

Jay-Z's current bank balance is irrelevant.

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Amazon cloud threatens to SMASH the fundamental laws of PHYSICS

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Re: Interesting ToS

although probably not impossible with clever enough error-correction code

It doesn't really need to be clever. With infinite storage you can include as much redundancy in your data as you like. The only penalty is the amount of time it takes to upload to / download from Amazon's servers.

You could for example backup your entire pirated movie collection by uploading a series of 800*100 pixel jpegs where every 100 pixels on the x axis represents a new bit (black-ish being 0 and white-ish being 1). Amazon could compress the hell out the files and they'd still be readable.

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Mature mainframe madness prints Mandlebrot fractal in TWELVE MINUTES

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Re: But will it...

O RLY?

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Re: But will it...

Given enough time, anything can run Crysis.

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$30 Landfill Android mobes are proof that capitalism ROCKS

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Re: "Higher prices mean cheaper electricity for everyone"

Moore's law is a product of free

market capitalism.

Moore's law is a product of technological advancement. Technological advancement is sometimes aided by capitalism but it is not reliant upon it.

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Re: "Higher prices mean cheaper electricity for everyone"

The logical fallacy is in assuming correlation is causation. Does 10% of the population owning a smartphone really increase GDP by 0.5% per year? Or is it simply that in growing economies some people can finally afford to own smartphones.

Likewise the 'miracle' of a $30 android phone owes as much to Moore's law as it does to free market capitalism.

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What a hang-up: AT&T dumped from Dow index, Apple installed

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WTF?

World's only time traveling stock index.

Apple will boot giant telco AT&T off the oldest and most famous stock market index later this month, the people running the Dow Jones Industrial Average announced this morning.

The Dow Jones Industrial Average, known simply as "the Dow," is one of the key indicators of stock market health and was first calculated in 1896 by the company's co-founder Charles Dow, making it the second oldest stock index in the US.

Simultaneously first and second oldest...

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Apple LIGHTSABERS to feature in The Force Awakens

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Re: Retrogression of the "Force".

Star Wars is not science fiction. The answer to any question involving the mechanics of the Force or lightsabers is always "a wizard did it".

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Vint Cerf: Everything we do will be ERASED! You can't even find last 2 times I said this

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Re: Turtles all the way down?

It can't be Jake, there's no mention of doing it whilst horseback riding through his vineyards.

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Google cuts Microsoft and pals some slack in zero-day vuln crusade – an extra 14 days tops

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Re: If

There's nothing wrong with re-using properly encapsulated code. There are only so many ways to skin a cat etc.

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Why Windows 10 on Raspberry Pi 2? Upton: 'I drank the Kool-Aid'

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Re: Security??? @AC

I thought we had educated all the AC trolls that cannot distinguish between the OS and the applications running on the OS.

Education is pointless when they're paid to post the same FUD over and over again.

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ICANN orders re-evaluation of dot-gay

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Re: dot-inc

Surely there'll only ever be abount 8 .inc domains, with most companies using absurdly long sub domains, eg;

AuntJemima.Quaker.PepiCo.inc

The commentard that can come up with the longest address wins one full internet.

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Watch out Seagate: Here comes WD with a hybrid flash/disk drive launch

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Re: Really, El Reg...

I don't expect the Register to constantly exercise self censorship. However, the French massacre is major news, a large part of the readership are European and that picture really has fuck all to do with the article.

Is it too much to expect a little tact?

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Sony grovels, offers freebies after PlayStation network spent Xmas TITSUP

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Re: Re: They're still a bunch of dicks even when they act kind

From what I remember the raison d'etre of the SteamMachine was to move developers away from DirectX to something more OS agnotic as Valve didn't want to be beholden to MS's new Win8 app store. Luckily for Valve most of the major game engines have done this without anything but ur-SteamMachines materialising.

That's not to say we won't get SteamMachines Soon™, it's just that their arrival is now less urgent. I think the original plan from Valve was to compete directly with the PS4 and XBone but I assume they've realised the inherent problems with that; console uers don't know Valve and don't want to the spend $currency with an unknown, whilst PC users do know Valve but don't want to play PC games on a console. The best way for GabeN to capure market share now is to sit perfecting his product till the mid point of the console cycle at which point he can release something vastly superior (in terms of hardware performance,) to the current console offerings with no real competition from the encumbents expected for some time.

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El Reg Redesign - leave your comment here.

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WTF have you done?

Did you guys get the work experience kid to design the new layout? This is just awful.

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