* Posts by Daniel Wilkie

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London cops extend virtual justice trial

Daniel Wilkie

I'm not sure

There's quite a lot of paperwork involved in a criminal case from all sides, from the police, the defendants, the CPS etc. So bearing in mind that the coppers are spending time out in cars donig proper police work, how are they going to have time to do all the paperwork for the 10+ people a day all the ones I know arrest, and then get that sent to the courts in time for them to pass a verdict within a day or two?

It's a nice idea, but I really can't see it working.

Debbie Gibson battles Mega Shark and Giant Octopus

Daniel Wilkie

@Chris

Go and do detention - you just used Wikipedia as a primary source AND to prove your point.

Also, this film looks awesome - but what's this I hear about a Lesbian subplot in Transmorphers?

Brown red in face after blusher found in cab

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@AC Mertard

If half of us vote for him, then unless the other half of us all vote for just one party they'll get in... Which isn't that likely... So there :p

And Dedmonst, seriously - bootnotes? As in off topic?

Dammit now I just copied everyone else and fed the trolltard :s

@Sarah Bee - does the post come with a company Aston? If it does, consider my CV in the post :p

2060: Humvee-sized, bulletproof meat-eating spiders attack

Daniel Wilkie

Great...

I hate spiders :(

Also, GG googles contextual ads -

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No, I don't think I'll be going for your offer thanks, I have no desire to be eaten by a 60 tonne spider.

Taser use still plateau'd among firearms cops

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@Adam Foxton

Down here in Hampshire whenever I go out on a weekend the coppers on foot patrol with their tit-hats all have helmet cams, I think they're making them general issue here.

Homer Simpson 'nuclear waste spill' panic at nuke sub base!

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Alien

@Reality Check

I think you found the wrong site, you want www.abovetopsecret.com :p

ASBO woman cuffed over raucous rumpy-pumpy

Daniel Wilkie

ASBOs?

So I can get my flatmate and his girlfriend, the dog of the neighbour upstairs, and downstairs baby all asbo'd up? AWESOME :)

Google boffins unveil 'What's Up?' CAPTCHA

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Gates Halo

@AC 10:24

http://blogs.zdnet.com/security/?p=3157

OK it's not a spam botnet but still, it's the best I could find quickly. As a (presumably) IT pro, you should know better than to discount the possibility of being compromised based merely on the fact that it's less likely. Just because very few people bother compromising Linux/Macs (presumably it's because there's just not enough of them about) doesn't mean that sooner or later someone won't attempt to do it on a large scale, so you should always be vigilant regardless.

But then I don't need to tell you that do I?

Jamaica cracks down on 'daggering' after broken todger upswing

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Pastor

Can I cast another vote for a guest column from the Pastor?

Preeeeety pleeeeaase!

French adhesive workers stick it to Brit boss

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Shirley

Surely if the french.gov is proving in effective at attaining the peaceful release of our hostages, we should call in Rainbow?

I bagsey playing as price - the rest of you can pick from the others. Alan Woodland, for that, you get to play as Katherine Moony - the secretary...

Japanese unleash Jedi Obama

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IT Angle

@AC

Back Troll, into your box :p

Pink Floyd frontman backs McKinnon musical protest

Daniel Wilkie
Pirate

@Every last one of you

To be honest, if I had committed a crime under another countries law and got caught (key thing there ;)) then yes, I would expect to be charged by them. That's how I thought the whole thing worked.

Of course I could be wrong, it's not my area of expertise.

It's probably just the fact that I don't like the ginger scottish twat and I can't stand people baaawing just because they did something wrong and got caught. But mostly because I don't like him.

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FFS

Seriously. He commited a crime, the systems were american therefore the crime was ostensibly on American soil, ergo he should be tried in America. Why hasn't he been extradited already dammit?

I'm no fan of the yanks, or our seemingly one way extradition rules, but this twat has annoyed me so much now that I just want him gone. Can't they send in Sam Fisher or something, surely it falls under his jurisdiction?

Man gets life for killing game-obsessed partner

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Hmmmm

It'll be interesting to see how GTA4 takes the blame for this one, as it was quite clearly at fault - the violent scenes in the game caused her to lose it and "go postal" on her husband.

Oh wait, that wasn't what happened at all was it... Carry on!

Woohoo, it's Friday!

Dominican lad suffers six-day stiffy

Daniel Wilkie

Well...

I've been exposed to several creative films friends have bought back from their trips abroad which would have cured him quick-smart (I mean seriously, how many people can honestly be into asian amputee midgets?)

Gates looses mosquitoes on tech conference bloodsuckers

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@James Woods

That's because he's a Merkin, we're better than that. We should just retire to the Gentlemans lounge and belittle the rapscallion to ensure that the other fine young men all know just what a cad he is what?

Royal Navy warships lose email in virus infection

Daniel Wilkie

*sigh*

It's not Windows for Warships that was affected... It was the admin network. So someone was probably downloading pr0n or something like that and infected their machine. Or picked up a virus the same way as anyone else does. The BMS (or whatever the navy term is for a battlefield management system) is completely seperate and isolated. Obiously.

Cops taser JCB thief in 'slowest police chase ever'

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ARU

Why send an ARU?

It depends on the force area I guess, but in most they double as traffic units since they are usually pursuit trained and the cars are up to it. Since they often have a lower workload it makes sense rather than having them sat around the station waiting for a comparitively rare (in most areas compared to traffic) firearms incident.

As for the tasering, I'm curious as to how you'd have attempted to stop a JCB. It's not like a tactical stop is going to work, or stingers, or boxing it in. And it would be too dangerous to jump into the cab - all it would take is a size 10 in your face to throw you onto the tracks. It's probably got a decent sized fuel tank so can keep going for a reasonably long time, and if the drivers already swerved at the copper, who's to say he won't start swerving at pedestrians or drive into someones house? The officer was probably hoping that once he'd been tasered he'd have given up. It's a logical assumption.

And of course tasers aren't replacements for firearms - they have an effective range of around 5 meters. They fill a similar role to the H&K Baton gun but on a more general issue, IE they provide a less lethal option for use generally on suspects armed with a weapon other than firearms, who would previously have been shot. However the intention is clearly to slot them below this even - Baton guns require you to be firearms qualified and then (in the MDP at least) do an additional course to qualify on the Baton Gun itself.

I'm assuming the officer believed that after being tasered the driver would give up. It's not an unreasonable assumption in my mind - if someone shot me with a taser and I knew they could do it again and again, I'd stop what I was doing and comply. Wouldn't you?

Demise of British tank industry foretold admitted

Daniel Wilkie

Challenger?

Challenger 2 is still one of the most survivable tanks on the battlefield. Unless any more have been taken out recently, there's only ever been 3 damaged in combat, and I don't think any of them have been destroyed and they have CERTAINLY been busy enough in Iraq. Indeed iirc one of them took RPG hits well into double figures in the Siege at Al Amarah, withdrew with damage, and was back in a few hours later. Indeed from what I've heard, without the Challengers the relief convoy wouldn't have even got as close as it did to Cimic House.

Helicopters are all well and good but tanks bring heavy SURVIVABLE firepower with the troops, I think that is still a useful capability.

Enormous HP box spotted from space

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Heart

:D

This is the best christmas present ever :D

US Navy's robot stealth carrier plane unveiled

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@AC

"Also a know fact that even the most advanced computers fail miserably at tasks that requires common sense."

It's also a known fact that even the most advanced humans fail miserably at tasks that require common sense too. Puny fleshlings.

Doctor amputates boy's arm using SMS instructions

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@Sarah Bee

Perhaps you should send each other SMS's instead? I mean if it's good enough for a doctor... :p

Jacqui Smith denies any knowledge of police search

Daniel Wilkie

Serjeant

It is Serjeant at Arms yes, iirc it was like a medieval half-knight?

Tell Santa to bring more assault rifles

Daniel Wilkie
Stop

*sigh*

An Assault Rifle has selectable fully automatic fire. Unless I'm mistaken there won't be a rush to buy these as I believe even in America their ownership is tightly controlled.

Presumably they are infact referring to Semi Automatic Rifles or Carbines...

I'm a pedant, I know.

MoD kit chief: Blighty unsure of supersonic stealth jumpjet

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@Ian Emery

Naval-Technology.com, and Wikipedia (don't say it) - I've done some more digging around and the complement is 1,450 including aircrew and support staff according to the MoD fact sheet, I'm not sure how much of that is aircrew related as it doesn't break it down.

It's still 1/5th the crew for a Nimitz class though. The Type 45 has a crew of 190 compared to the 315 on a Batch 3 Type 42, even though it's bigger. Modernisation I guess. But again, if you compare a Type 45 to the crew of a Yank equivalent, say the Arleigh Burke, that has a crew of 275. They don't need to worry so much about manpower I guess so why bother relying on Automated systems? Sadly our navy DOES have to worry about such concerns so our ships nowadays are designed to minimise crew requirements.

As for the aircrews, CVF's will carry 40 aircraft so granted it is a lot less. However there's no point buying a stonking great Nimitz class if you're only going to fly with half an air wing. Plus they can't physically get into Portsmouth Harbour which is why you used to get the awesome sight of them anchored out in the solent when they visited. I can't remember whether it was the depth (not insurmountable) or the angle you need to turn to get to the nuke parking area, but it's one or the other.

I do agree about the EM Catapults though, they'd seem a much better idea. And not just because they get automatic cool-points.

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Nimitz Class

Manpower is really the issue with American carriers (or indeed any American ships) - British ships tend to have a tiny crew for their size required to operate them. American ships don't. I mean come on, they employ a guy who's sole job is to keep the vending machines on the ship filled up ffs, in the RN that would probably fall on some poor AB who's already doing 3 other people's jobs :p

Nimitz - 3,200 men plus Airwing of ~2,500

CVF - 600 (Possibly plus airwing, which would be maybe another 120)

Quite a gap...

Inside Microsoft's 'New Xbox Experience'

Daniel Wilkie

Well I liked it...

I installed it yesterday and to be honest I found it distinctly non-offensive. The ability to install games on the hard drive has little effect at all on some games (for example Gears of War) other than the lack of disk noise, but others (Mass Effect) it loads with no percievable wait, even between levels and the texture popin appears mostly gone now as well.

As for the avatars, I didn't find it highly amusing to alter my mates Xbox live one after he'd gone out to an approximate rendition of Captain Shakespeare...

BNP leaked list claims first victims

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@Greg

I'd always figured Nick Clegg to be a numpty, but if he's capable of running the BNP AND the LibDems, and nobody's noticed yet, I tip my hat to the guy...

Ex-CEO says BAE's British future 'in doubt'

Daniel Wilkie

It seems to me

If BAE don't like the idea of cancellations, and prefer the DIS, then cancellations are the best option for the UK taxpayer and the worst option for BAE, as the two are directly opposed.

Seems obvious what to do there really.

Texas cop tasers himself

Daniel Wilkie

Hmmm

Someone didn't do his NSP's...

Love bug worm inspires Asian film

Daniel Wilkie

3 Words...

Please. God. No!

German boffins plan frictionless liquid crystal lubricant

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@Skeptical Bastard

Hey,

You can't let the yanks claim everything. We brits have invented our fair share of good ideas on the Warfighting front as well you know!

And seriously Lewis, there was less innuendo in todays The Sun (not my copy I hasten to add...)

US lost Cold War bomb under Greenland ice

Daniel Wilkie

Rouge Nukes

>ice caps melting- rouge nukes

New from Max Factor...

US stocks up on semi-automatic rifles

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@Mark

I think if a million strong mob stormed the parliament building, the police would likely decide they've lost control of the situation (which would be correct) and the army would be deployed to be honest. Riot Shields and Tear Gas can only do so much, a company of Paras with rifles and grenades can do so much more...

Beatles game is go

Daniel Wilkie
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Um

I'm sorry, I can't stand the Beatles :s The whole lot of them should be taken to a field and shot imho.

MS hit with Red Ring of Death lawsuit

Daniel Wilkie

Mine failed

Mine failed 11 months after I bought it, I sent it back under warranty, had it back within 2 weeks and it's been fine ever since (2 years now) - oops. Shouldn't have said that :s

Black widows: Coming soon to a kitchen sink near you

Daniel Wilkie

FFS

I echo the comments about the woodlouse spiders, they ended my previously benevolent reign.

From now on I will be purging with fire, just to be on the safe side!

Nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure!

Home Secretary rejects McKinnon anti-extradition plea

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Go

Wha?

I fail to see that the fact he's been diagnosed with AS has any effect on whether he's extradited or not to be honest. He was clearly aware of commiting the crime, so I don't think he could really use that as a recourse. I'm not the biggest fan of the UK-US extradition treaty but in this case I think it's more than justified.

NSA spied on US aid workers, officers, and journalists in Baghdad

Daniel Wilkie

Um....

So what is the reason for these people coming forward now? Maybe it's just me being cynical but I can't help thinking there must be some motive here - I mean come on, they clearly had no problem with it at the time. Have they recently left or something like that?

I'm no fan of the way the world is going down the tube, but I'm pretty sceptical when people make revelations about things they were involved in (especially when they're clearly admitting their guilt) for the good of the people... That's just not how most people work!

US teen cuffed for sending nude phone pics

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@David Wiernicki

We have a constitution, and effectively a supreme court ;)

My parents have a picture of me when I was about 3 with my todger sticking over the edge of a bucket, which is CLEARLY child pornography. Who do I report them to?

It's for our own protection...

Honda shows Insight hybrid in Europe

Daniel Wilkie
IT Angle

Well I'm surprised

I really hated the old insight with a Passion - why do car manufacturers tend to go all weird and make their hybrids look like a 50's version of THE CAR OF TOMORROW!!!!!

But this I actually quite like. And indeed could be tempted to part with my cash, if indeed I ever actually had any cash... :(

But I have to say - IT Angle?

BT's secret Phorm trials: UK.gov responds

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Black Helicopters

Online Petition

http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/ispphorm/ - couldn't see it mentioned already - the online petition on the number 10 site. It'll make no difference I'm sure, but it's the principle of the thing...

Judge: Breath test firm must hand over source code

Daniel Wilkie

Um...

How come these breathalysers are so massive? Last time I got breathalysed in a random stop check here in the UK it was a little handheld unit they used rather than something taking up half the back seat...

'Water bears' survive in outer space

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Genetic Material

So how do you exactly genetic material? I mean if they were able to genetic material, so should we be able to...

El Reg drops in on Bletchley Park

Daniel Wilkie

@MrWeeble

I'd buy it!

Microsoft slashes US Xbox 360 to sub-Wii price

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@Adam Buckland

Horses for Courses... I see what you're saying, and I've played on both quite a lot, the PS3 as well. I personally prefer the games on the 360, you prefer the games on the Wii, and I know people who prefer the games on the PS3. I think most people will buy a console based on its games more than the price (I did).

So no flames (and no zits, I have BEAUTIFUL skin :p), but a slight disagreement from me.

Customs raids tech trade show

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@AC

Close but no cigar ;) It is a H&K P7 Pistol. I don't think it's used outside of germany - it was developed specifically for their Police Force. It does look very similar to a Glock 17 though, but the finger indentations are wrong, as is the shape of the grip.

Sikorsky announces first flight of 'X2' triplex supercopter

Daniel Wilkie

Um...

I hate to say it, but unless I'm very much mistaken most helicopters can vary the speed of the blades in flight, as well as the pitch - that's what the twist throttle on the collective is for is it not?

Paris Hilton - the compromised candidate

Daniel Wilkie

Well...

That was actually rather funny, she gets my vote! :)

And @Ed - the pink bits not THAT crazy - our desert landies for the SAS were (and possibly still are) painted pink as it made them harder to see in the haze, iirc. Hence the nickname Pink Panther.

/old historian mode off

US Congress to vote on in-flight mobile ban

Daniel Wilkie

@James Geldart

"First, there's a pretty good chance it might be you one day."

Are you forgetting something? This is an IT site - ergo full of assorted geeks, dweebs, nerds etc (myself included in all 3 categories) - thus the chances of us procreating are slim...

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