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Re: This could be the most visionary piece of forward planning ever.

They seem pretty thoroughly cut off from the rest of us already! Might as well complete the job.

John Sturdy
Linux

Re: 140 laptops onboard

"Just as mass is an issue, so is space."

So send up some Rasberry Pis! (or beagleboards, or pandaboards).

OK, you have to get the screens and keyboards up there to go with them, but with that ratio of machines to people, I guess quite a few of the machines will be running control functions that don't usually need screen and keyboard. In fact, one screen and keyboard per astronaut, plus a few spares, is probably enough.

John Sturdy

What would she have got if she had thrown a triangular flapjack at someone?

What would she have got if she had thrown a triangular flapjack at someone? Death row?

See http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-21923218

Perhaps Bartow High School and Castle View School should set up a twinning arrangement.

John Sturdy

Re: 6 foot?!

Perhaps they're bigger on the inside.

John Sturdy
Boffin

Re: Broken Tools

There used to be a story about a Swiss Army Knife being used in space, on Victorinox's site, but the page google returns for that doesn't have the content any more. And duct tape was used on the moon (to attach extensions to the wheelarches of a moon buggy)... so spannering in space is probably much like spannering elsewhere, apart from largely missing gravity and air.

John Sturdy
FAIL

Re: Publishing bank vault combinations and armoured car schedules

That's not analagous to an API definition, which is more like the instructions "turn the dial fully clockwise to reset, then enter your combination, then pull the lever".

John Sturdy
Happy

Re: And people wonder why the Dutch make jokes about Belgians

If cars can do that much further on paper, shouldn't all our roads be surfaced with paper, for economy? Oh no, the government would miss out of fuel duty, that must be why they're still using tarmac.

John Sturdy
Alien

Where have I seen that kind of scenery before?

Looks a bit like practice for mining on Mars!

John Sturdy

Won't miss either

Already avoiding Sony because of the rootkits, and Panasonic for trying to lock you into buying their camera batteries! When I replace my current camera (which is Panasonic) I'll specifically look around for a manufacturer that doesn't try that one.

John Sturdy

Re: Inline with the new, darker Bond films, might not a more realistic villain be appropriate...

With Blair as the evil sub-contractor!

John Sturdy

Even if the rules are stupid?

I think that should be "especially if the rules are stupid"!

John Sturdy
FAIL

One thing that will never change

One thing that will never change is idiots leaving USB drives on trains, in skips, etc.

One detail that might change over the next few years is that they may be USB3 (the drives, not the idiots) thus allowing faster upload of their unencrypted contents.

John Sturdy
Mushroom

Keep the real international units

The imperial system is the true international one --- let's not help the spread of this French nonsense, based on an inaccurate attempt at measuring the earth!

John Sturdy
Joke

Re: Priorities

Apple? Ale? It's called cider.

John Sturdy
Boffin

Re: Crosskase Fusion/Solar

Yes, the fusion reactor is much better, because the solar panel is a bit of a giveaway that you're carrying tech.

John Sturdy
Boffin

Citizen drones

Fortunately, sousveillance drones can broadcast unencrypted video, rather than sending back a stream for exclusive use of their operators, which should make it harder to trace them back to an individual to prosecute for using them.

John Sturdy
Boffin

So you reckon the rogue-secret-military-special-operations-organisation communities are planning to use super-mice to take on duties formerly performed by human personnel? Do you have inside information?

John Sturdy

Yes, that puzzled me too. Perhaps routing changes have to be approved by corporate bean-counters?

Or maybe "the authorities" need some warning so they can set up wiretaps on new routes, but I would expect that to be automatic too.

John Sturdy
Boffin

So that tells us all something about the buildings

Without needing to read the plans, we can assume, from the government's concern, that the buildings' security design is weak enough to depend on the plans being unknown.

Ironic, for the country in which Kerckhoff's principle was first stated.

John Sturdy
Black Helicopters

If Sweden's real aim were investigation....

If Sweden's real aim were investigation, they could send an investigator over.

John Sturdy
Alien

Re: "want a pet but cant handle a proper one like a dog"

I've heard of a Norwegian Forest Cat tearing the face off the last dog that came into its garden.

John Sturdy
Happy

Re: Biggest thing my cat ever brought in...?

I've seen a neighbour's Burmese bringing back a pheasant. Evidently well-trained.

John Sturdy
FAIL

Best viewed second-hand

It's a series I would have liked to see in the cinema, but after the way SZC treated Southampton's Hobbit Pub, I'll wait until I can get it on second-hand DVDs, and not contribute to SZC's profits!

John Sturdy
Boffin

Re: Where UKBA can go for advice...

No, the Stasi had a database on people who were legally there but wanted to get out. But maybe I'm being picky.

John Sturdy

Re: $281.87 from 72,000 plays

So how does that compare with busking?

John Sturdy
Boffin

Perhaps more interesting for geeks is technical speculation about how it was built, such as http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCvx5gSnfW4

John Sturdy

Re: Oh for god's sake

Honesty and openness have been known to succeed in the past --- that's why businesses run by Quakers did so well.

John Sturdy

Re: Catalona, Spain

Well above the Pyrenees, in fact: OLAF (the EU's anti-corruption office) is under suspicion: see for example http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/3464034/Now-the-European-Unions-own-anti-fraud-watchdog-Olaf-is-under-investigation.html

John Sturdy
Boffin

What happened to miniaturization, micro-electronics, etc?

What kind of processor do they have in these things --- ENIAC?

Considering the amount of computing power you could squeeze into, say, the base of a lamp-post, it seems strange that they're still using cabinets large enough for people to notice.

Or maybe it is a huge solidly-packed mass of throbbing solid-state circuitry, because of all the MI5 / MI6 / GCHQ tap technology that has to be included?

John Sturdy
Coat

Still puzzled

If they only want to question him, couldn't the Swedish investigators have travelled to the UK to do so? Or even, if rumours of the existence of telecommunications technology are actually true, have questioned him remotely?

Mine's the one without a morse key in the pocket.

John Sturdy
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Seems to work OK in Éire; a pleasant surprise when I moved there (and a nasty shock when I moved back to the UK).

John Sturdy
Happy

Re: All these questions about following the wrong lorry

"The vehicle that's there to be followed."? I'd been wondering what the car train would do if it spots one of those airport cars with a big "FOLLOW ME" sign on top!

John Sturdy
Boffin

Implicate the whole country

Just get "The Phone Disc" from BT, which has 15 million number entries on it, and download the lot onto your phone! And it shouldn't be too difficult to rig the log files.

John Sturdy

now you come to mention it...

Google won't find me any pictures of mediaeval musicians eating, instruments at the ready. I must therefore stand corrected, and assume they all starved to death.

However, the players for the El Reg Commentards pubmeet shown at http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c3/Pieter_Bruegel_d._%C3%84._011b.jpg/1280px-Pieter_Bruegel_d._%C3%84._011b.jpg don't look like they're on the point of death.

John Sturdy
WTF?

Re: Economic harm?

I'm pretty sure that musicians ate before the recording industry existed, and will continue to do so if the music industry disappeared.

I think I may even have seen old (possibly mediaeval) paintings showing musicians eating even before there were any recording technologies, although of course those might have been posed by models, and not real musicians.

John Sturdy
Boffin

See XKCD on this.

John Sturdy
Boffin

Re: "Plus, there's no reason why cars can't safely tail off the gas themselves"

As do all HGVs!

John Sturdy
FAIL

A minor irritation with the numbers

Wandering slightly off the main topic: I wish online transaction sites would let you enter the spaces between the groups of digits --- it makes it so much easier to check you've typed it correctly!

Or are e-shop programmers really incapable of writing code to skip the spaces in the number you've entered?

John Sturdy
Boffin

Epson PX-8

My first non-toy machine was an Epson PX-8 CP/M laptop, which had two auxiliary processors as well as the main Z80, and another Z80 in the bolt-on wedge-shaped 120K RamDisk that fitted nicely under the machine. The build quality was wonderful, the keyboard was good and solid, and it even had a pull-out carry handle. Unfortunately, the screen was only 8 lines (of 8 columns). I can't remember what the battery life was.

I knew a few other users of these; the only one who didn't have difficulty soldering the mini-DIN 8-pin serial connectors was a surgeon who specialized in re-connecting nerves in childrens' hands.

John Sturdy

Re: "In English"?

Agreed --- the imperial units were devised because they were useful units, whereas metric is based on an inaccurate attempt at measuring the world's circumference, attached to one of the less useful number bases (OK, ten's a bit better than eleven, but not nearly as useful as twelve, which divides up much more conveniently).

I'm glad the French Revolutionaries failed in imposing a decimal calendar and decimal clock, although I can't help suspecting that someone in the European Commission has a long-term plan to re-introduce them, as they seem so keen on forcing powers-of-ten based measures throughout their vassal domains.

John Sturdy
Boffin

You beat me to it... but I was thinking of it as nationality-level biometrics.

John Sturdy
Mushroom

I suspect the aim is not the declared one

I doubt the idea is really to get the pub to change its name --- it sounds more like a shakedown to me: "Pay us all your money".

Or alternatively, perhaps SZC are planning to open a chain of plastic middle-earth themed hostelries themselves?

John Sturdy
Mushroom

Re: Fuck Saul Zentz

I would have gone to see the movie if it weren't for this, and probably bought the DVD new too; but I'll wait until second-hand DVDs are available, and get one of those. Legal AFAIK (or will there be a shrink-wrap EULA on the DVDs to say they can't be resold?) and still giving SZ no income from me.

(Likewise, I completed my James Bond DVD collection without any money going to Sony by buying them second-hand --- if it weren't for the rootkit incident I probably would have bought them new.)

John Sturdy

I wish they had been more aggressive, and not returned any results in .be, adding a note to search results "There are also results in the .be domain, but we are not displaying them until the application of Belgian copyright law has been clarified."

That would have brought Copiepresse's action to the attention of the rest of the country, and probably a lot of pressure onto Copiepresse (perhaps a boycott of their members).

John Sturdy
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A definite improvement on the US version

No problems with tiles, O-rings etc on this one!

John Sturdy

Germans show NASA how it's done? Germans?

The German contribution was to have less bureaucracy concerning flight permissions than Romania --- the article linked from the YouTube page shows that the constructor is Romanian!

John Sturdy

Re: Re: Something else MS will really hate

Perhaps I should have put "non-MS" rather than "open", my main point being that people who start on the Raspberry Pi won't be locked in to MS from the start; it's a nice extra (or, for MS, salt into the wound) that they'll grow up expecting source code to be available.

John Sturdy

Something else MS will really hate

MS must be really unhappy about the prospect of the Raspberry Pi producing a generation of programmers who've learnt from the start on an open system. I wonder whether they'll either come up with a board of their own to run some Windows variant, or port Windows to the rPi?

John Sturdy
Boffin

Counter^n-measures

So what's going to stop someone who's jamming GPS from jamming eLORAN too?

Evidently they'll have to propose some taxpayer-funded counter-counter-counter-measures.

Won't somebody think of the children?

John Sturdy
Black Helicopters

Re: Meh!

But that might be realistic for a spy, as I realized when QoS came out.

"The name's Putin, Vlad Putin".

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