Posts by Beelzeebub
179 posts • joined Friday 18th January 2008 14:37 GMT
Who cares?
We're all gonna die anyway.
But then again.....
I couldn't have foreseen this f* up so I plead not guilty, your Honor f* the american spelling.
Um...
It was me, sorry
Old Kit
I had a Panasonic VCR which had picture in picture, so I could watch German TV F1 on my old analogue satellite receiver during the ITV ad breaks (mostly).
Have things really improved in the digital age?
Re: Made in China
Oh dear, aren't we in dear old Blighty halfway between the USa and China?
Sorry....
It's just me at work, creating new hells.
Haha...
.... couldn't happen to a better company :-)
Um...
...I think it's alll shite
Who cares
If it's a pile of doo doo, the fanbois will pay as they always have done, not me tho
It was me...
... well I gotta eat sometime.
mmm....
Noting at all to do with the Tevatron announcement yesterday then?
As I have said many times...
Tata to your English jobs...
Re: and with just a few tweaks (guns/missiles)
Drawing 10A sounds like CMOS latch-up to me. But I don't know how to solve it.
Nah
It's just evidence that hell was closer to earth than it is now.
The biggest insult
inflicted on all the sad people of our planet. I hope the shares tank to 0.001 of their current value, the company will close and all those sad users will have more time on their hands to be productive.
Oh wait, that could be worse than using FB itself....
WTF
We should all be down the pub now, not watching porn.
I suspect that chap that went off to the loo furtively fondling his iThingy can't leave it alone even in drinking time.
Posted in IT Got me depressed
IT Got me depressed
Working for a consultancy which I cannot mention.
30 years in IT now I'm on the junkheap.
Ta for that IT.
Bah
Oh zis government are mental innit?
Vee must fight to bring proper government back, to make ze right decisions to help out beloved Britain.
But it's alright ve are governed by a German Qveen anyavys:-) Party on Britain lolz!
Posted in Vote now for the WORST movie EVER
Re: Depends on your point of view
Thankyou Tom 38, I shall purcahse it from Amazon.....
Posted in Vote now for the WORST movie EVER
Depends on your point of view
Ladies and gentlemen, I simply adore Zombie Strippers, but I'm sure most everyone else wouldn't.
As I have said before...
Tata to our English jobs.
Llamas?
Shirley that's 1 Stig?
As I said......
Posted in Barclays axes 422 UK IT staff
This is what happens...
...when you employ beancounters as IT directors. Beleive me, I know.
Wot
I ain't creating no goddam particles.
Oh No No No!!!!!
OTOH let em suck us dry, since I am the eDevil
You forgot one name on the list of IT troughers...
...CSC
Yes, but...
Isn't the BBC supposed to be non-biased, by it's charter?
If so the British public are being seriously misled by the organisation that they are forced to pay over £100 a year for.
God?
If he existed he would have created me for some balance.
But I don't exist and neither does he.
Look
God does not exist, and neither do I pfft!
Hell has been scientifically proven not to exist, by the laws of thermodynamics.
My father had less rooms than me.
We are born, we live, we die, thanks Mr Universe.
Meh.
Posted in Apple cofounder Steve Jobs is dead at 56
Condolences to his family and all...
... perhaps he's gone to iHeaven.
Juno Wat
I just don't care anymore.
Haha, yes it was me!
Oh **** bleurgh, byeee!
Quite so. I don't believe in me either, but I don't go around telling others they shouldn't.
Biological wrongness
The average uman bean farts 13 time a day. It is considered medically unsafe to hold them in.
Usual moniker (flame) + fart = explosion.
Eugggh
As well as posting on El Reg, we must all complain via El Beeb's online complaints system
Posted in RUPERT MURDOCH HIT BY PIE
Well
I'd pay for Rebekah against Rupert in the boxing ring any day :-)
This Earth
Has been impacted by several large asteriods, such as the one which killed the dinosaurs, but not me. How did the Earth regenerate after the nuclear winters that these impacts caused?
I think we need to know.
Posted in Booze for wrinklies: Good or bad?
Life...
...is about enjoying ourselves, whichever way we can, without harming others.
So bollox to those physicians, they are probably all at it anyway.
To defiler
Ahem, you forgot me, and you'll pay for it hehe!
Er, no stop!!!
I can't handle the influx down here either.
I'd better have a word with him, we used to be pals once.
Aha!
Here he comes down here!
Posted in STONERS are DESTROYING the PLANET
All
Toke and drink all you like!
You will be welcome down here, we have infinite quantities of each!
Wot!
No box for me?
Oh do stop it everyone
We are all naked in the afterlife anyway.
And they are nice roasted.
Well...
At least they are well prepared for coming down here.
But wait, I also need the heat, so no way!
Eh?
It didn't come down here, so it does not exist. pfffft!
Err
You must be one of mine, then.
