* Posts by Anony mouse

39 posts • joined 18 Jan 2008

Powered robot suits make debut on Tokyo streets

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boring

we're the video of them leaping tall building in a single bound..??

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Met trades truncheons for Twitter

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Megaphone

macho policing

put a woman in charge..

not forgetting there was a female officer (do we still call them WPCs) in charge the day an innocent brazilian had the contents of his skull displayed for all to see on a london underground train..

so much for the fairer sex then huh.. or maybe Cecilia Dick has a.. well.. penis

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Apple seeks to patent movement, vibration and pleasure

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Coat

Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it (OHH OH)

shake it like a Polaroid picture

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Photography rights: Snappers to descend on Scotland Yard

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riiiiiiiiiight

"come along sonny, you've been seen acting suss"

"certainly.. can i ask your name and number, officer?"

"are you a terrorist?? right"

*bash* *bash* *bash* *bash* *bash*

don't have to use section 5 of pace any more.. they have a better one..

for fuck sake

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Colonel: US Army has working electropulse grenades

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distance??

so you would have to throw this thing pretty exactly to avoid taking out your own equipment..

and seeing as most of the fighting for the foreseeable future is against someone with nothing more high tech than a beard, sandals and/or an AK.. seems like a lot of money for pretty much no good reason

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Squatting spammers take over Facebook protest site

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WAAAAAHHH!!

facebook broken..

who give one??

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First piss-drinking astronauts to go on live TV

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well..

at least it's over a video link so noone has to smell whatever's on their breath..

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PwC auditors fingered for Satyam fraud

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it's a

Ramalinga Ding-Dong

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Lords, MPs go down on to the Erotic Awards

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excellent

i can continue to watch porn at work and claim i'm doing my bit for charidee

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Microsoft knew about Xbox 360 disc-scratch problem, employee claims

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Gates Halo

what's next

"throwing your console out of the window and running over it with a steam roller may invalidate your warranty"

sheeesh

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Inside Microsoft's 'New Xbox Experience'

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Gates Halo

MS reinvent wheel shock

<quote>

In 1954, the introduction of color TV heralded the dawn of a new era in entertainment. On November 19, more than 50 years after that dramatic shift, a new era in home entertainment begins with the New Xbox Experience, as millions of Xbox 360 consoles transform in an instant through the power of software.

</quote>

http://www.xbox.com/en-US/live/nxe/launch.htm

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NASA readies remodeled ISS ENose

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Thumb Up

useful secondary experiment...

looking into who smelt it, dealt it

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Cops collar Craigslist Thomas Crown

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Awwwwwwwwww.

So close...

Free the craiglist one.

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New cleaning products erase murder stains

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Brilliant Whites...

Now just have to work out what to do with the bodies in the basement

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Computacenter denies stringing along small biz

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Pirate

Nice to know

seeing as the company i work for is just me and the boss (don't get much smaller) and we're on 60 days with computacenter..

must mean we're bigger than we thought...

and they screwed up the last payment run.. so they reckon.. which means they're even more behind this month

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NHS IT project pulled up by hiatus hernia

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<no title>

yay..

12 billion quid to work out that you can't build a big enough pipe to transfer thousands of high def xrays every day and that you can't get doctors to standardise their notes..

and 12 billion reasons why if you want an IT project completely fucked then give it to uk.gov..

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Home Office guides plods on photography

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Stop

people taking pictures of london landmarks...

.. the swine.

nail em up i say..

next they'll be "cruising" the thames in "pleasure" boats.. underneath bridges, past the houses of parliament and everything..

maybe next we can stop people getting on passenger planes.. you know just in case one of them has any wierd ideas..

stay in your homes people.. at least that way we know where you all are and you can't cause any damage..

and just so you know.. if you try to communicate with the outside world.. we have it tapped.. so don't try anything funny.. or dirty.. or any one of the other things that makes you a thinking, breathing human being.. or we'll outlaw that as well..

it's for your own protection shee.. i mean people.. remember there is a 1168773.8 to 1 chance of you being killed in a terrorist attack...

that is all..

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UK puts £55m into disabled parking reform

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1500 quid

thought they were trying to bring thefts down not drive them up

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McCain begs for YouTube DMCA takedown immunity

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Pirate

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh

"We're politicians. We're your betters. Feel sorry for us. We want everyone's toys. Gimmegimmegimmegimmegimme. No you can't have your ball back"

'kin' really?

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Radiation warning for low-energy lightbulbs

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*pfft*

Justin McCracken??.......... Noooooooooo... Really??

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BT's third Phorm trial starts tomorrow

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Pirate

T&Cs

changes to t&cs from 16th June 2008 to new webwise enabled ones

para 11. "your material disadvantage" becomes "your significant disadvantage"

para 14. "at least five working days before" becomes "at least seven days before"

para 18. The biggy.. all new para 18 and 19 deals with webwise including the award winning

19. We will endeavour to keep our list of suspected fraudulent or illegal sites as up to date as possible and to warn you about any sites on this list if you attempt to view them However, we do not accept any liability for any loss you incur in the event that the BT Webwise service fails to warn you about a fraudulent or illegal site.

so fucking useless then

other changes seem to be correcting spelling mistakes and grammer.. apologies for anything i've missed

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Labour minister says 14 year olds should get ID cards

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too many movies

They've been watching too many films like Minority Report and The Imposter.. everyone on a databse tagged with chips or all pervasive retina scanners and the world is happy cos there's no crime ,unemployment or want.. well not for the people with eyes at least..

maybe they want to watch 1984 or THX1138 see what the other side of the coin can look like..

maybe they have and they like what they see..

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Fancy a shattering ORG45M for £150k?

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PEN 15

Used to be Steve Parrish' number.. but since he moved to the isle of man he can't use UK plates..

just to clear that up

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Epilepsy tests delay PS3 videogame launch

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what's blue and doesn't fit anymore??

should have said delayed.. past tense.. game's out next week..

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Vehicle spy-cam data to be held for five years

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Black Helicopters

Hands up

If you didn't see this coming a mile off...

you at the back is your hand up? no.. ok

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Vodafone accused of talkingtoofastinradioad

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Heart

@Sexy Voice

What you don't know is it was recorded by a bloke but given a sexy timbre when it was sped up...

I prefer the radio ads for home loans where someone really cheerful and sunny tells you that they'll repo your house if you don't pay up...

lovely

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Colonel: Bowman army comms 'astonishingly bad'

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Black Helicopters

not suprised

while working on the ATE test rigs for..

well..

not sure.. thought it might have been some sort of radio..

it was a royal ordinance project and they wouldn't tell us what it was..

army stuff hush hush pip pip big moustache..

anyway every time one of the loaded circuit boards failed the passive resistance test we were told to increase the failure tolerance, where most companies wouldn't allow more than 5% some of these were running at 50% and we were told not to test certain components as they failed so badly.

this was about 15 years ago.. and if any other military projects were tested with the same kind of rigour.. like the bowman

fill in the final thought yourselves

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MoD judges clone-drone deathmatch

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Coat

anyone else...

...read that as "Baroness Taylor, Minister for Defence Equipment and Sport."

There's some joined-up-thinking.gov I'd like to see

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US judge says University can ignore Christian course credits

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Joke

Pfffft

haha

bwahahaha

ahaha

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

"What do you mean all my course work isn't worth the paper it's printed on"

Reg Vardy, take note

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Pirate Bay evades Italian blockade

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L.A.B.I.A.

affiliated with

Campaign for Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society??

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Lies, damned lies and government statistics

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@ Smeggy

'BTW, I strongly suspect it is possible to exceed the speed limit on that shown road.'

seriously it fucking isn't...

behind the camera the road bends blindly to the left with a wall to your left and a junction emerging from the right.. the junction is obscured by a surf hire shop.. after the junction we have a straight bit of road for about 150 yards with parked cars down the right, pavement on the left, after that there as a very sharp bend to the right and the road continues to be tight for 2 cars and very twisty until you get to the next town...

in the picture where the red car is that's just big enough for 2 cars, then it opens up for 50 years then a bend right with walls each side and not enough room for 2 cars.. let alone all the VW camper vans.. the road after that it pretty straight but narrow with passing places until you get out of the vilage.. where there's a very tight left hand bend..

lack of speed doesn't make it any safer though.. where the bike is on the right is where you come staggering out of the pub right into the road..

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Sony to sell 80GB PS3 at 40GB price

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Heart

re: what about the UK

bwahahahahaha.. ahahahahahah ... hahahahahah... hahahahahaha

europe.. hahahahaha.. teeeheeeee.. woooooaaahhhahahahahahaha..

stop it you're killing me..

we brits love waiting dontchaknow.. we invented the queue

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Phorm protestors picket BT AGM

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Coat

ooooohhh

quite here innit... they must all be at the demo

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Government halts work on Scope intelligence network

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been watching too much spooks me thinks

with all their flashy gizmos and screens hidden away in thames house.. they'll be wanting revolving glass security airlocks and immunity from driving vauxhall vectras really fast round the streets of london..

fact they couldn't get it working shouldn't be a shock to anyone.

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GTA IV website prompts outrage

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Boffin

I won't be playing GTA4 again either

Mainly cos it's cocking rubbish..

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Croydon devil dog execution: Exclusive photo

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That's not a staffordshire bull terrier

legs and face are too long..

maybe some kind of pitt-bull/decepticon cross

although it could be that CCTV has once again failed to deliver an image of sufficient quality for a positive identification..

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US student planned to ice Chuck Norris

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Coat

Que?

as in :-

Basil Fawlty: Ah, Manuel? There is too much butter on those trays.

Manuel: Que? <------------------------------

Basil Fawlty: [speaking slowly] There is too much butter on those trays.

Manuel: Ah, no senor. No "on those trays"...

[counting the trays]

Manuel: "uno, dos, tres".

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Calls to ban hoodie-busting sonic weapon

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Happy

Ahhhhh....

The joys of screaming tinitus

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IT industry plugs into UK.gov green scheme

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Stop

hell < handbasket

always seems to me that govs are constantly running round trying to shut the stable door after the horse has bolted... after they opened the stable door..

cars use the same amount of gas as 10 years ago because despite the increases in efficiency in the engine department, cars are now twice the weight with strengthening bars and airbags to meet govt targets on safety.

now they're eyeing set top boxes?? but aren't they pushing the whole "switch of your standard television set and watch something less boring instead on digital"?

digital radios.. what do they consume compared to stuff we've had for the last 60 years?

I'm not some neo-luddite, but (there it is), what do we really get out of it? Better sound quality so you can here the inanities of radio 1 in clearer stereo? 999 channels of repeats? Hands up if you've seen every episode of wheeler dealers or road wars at least twice.

if they were even remotely serious about this then they'd regulate all electrical equipment to have an off switch instead of standby, not as well as.. how about having a mobile phone charger where the input to the primary transformer was only active if there was a phone attached to it. just something to cut the electickery to the whole device when not in use. It's not hard.

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