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* Posts by Noogie Brown

30 posts • joined 30 Mar 2007

Retailer drops Eee Pad Transformer Prime, claims quality issues

Noogie Brown

Are you a small IT vendor that no one has heard of?

Do you want to get some publicity on a tier-1 technology website? Well just make up some wild claims about one of the products you sell !

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Dev's iPhone cable melts after iOS 5 upgrade

Noogie Brown
Happy

No an issue.

Put it in the fridge.

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Teen sells Perl cloud startup to ActiveState

Noogie Brown
WTF?

HTML "Programmer"

o rly

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Apple antenna guru 'warned Steve Jobs' over Judas Phone

Noogie Brown
Joke

You know why there call it the Xbox 360?

Because when you see it you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away.

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Brit honeybees crawl through rotten winter

Noogie Brown
Megaphone

I'm off to the garden centre

to get some emergency budlias

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Seagate preps three terabyte whopper

Noogie Brown
Joke

Imagine...

... a beowulf cluster of those!

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Tories ask: Why BBC3, BBC4?

Noogie Brown
Unhappy

Pulling

The only good thing on BBC3 was pulling, but it was too good so they cancelled it for some mindless repetitive "comedy".

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O2 takes a Christmas break

Noogie Brown
Alert

Is this for 3G data or home broadband?

Inquiring minds want to know

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TwitterPeek - the handset that spews Web2.0rhea...

Noogie Brown
Happy

When will they be releasing a ElRegPeek

so I can check the reg all day and post inane comments wherever i am

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Google Spanner — instamatic redundancy for 10 million servers?

Noogie Brown
Terminator

Google Spanner is approved.

The system goes on-line October 2009. Human decisions are removed from strategic data-centre control. Spanner begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, October 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

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Windows 95 to Windows 7: How Microsoft lost its vision

Noogie Brown

Win 3.1

Bring back 3.1 GUI !

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Neanderthal woman could whup Schwarzenegger

Noogie Brown

Ah but

we'd boss them at quake

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45th Mersenne prime revealed

Noogie Brown
Happy

2^43,112,609-1

That's Numberwang

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Adobe relieves Reader and Acrobat update blues

Noogie Brown
WTF?

B L O A T

i'm off acrobat reader now, after the last install took up 200Mb. TWO HUNDRED???!!! WHAT ON EARTH???

I'm now using Sumatra PDF, which is tiny, and seems ok (Not that I'm a PDF-viewing master).

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Most Mac owners getting Windows on the side

Noogie Brown

I think it's more like

Many windows users are experimenting with Macs, but have still got their Windows machines.

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Apple sends iPhones into 'Coma Mode'

Noogie Brown
Happy

I'm waiting for 3.11

iPhone for workgroups

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E-cars are a dangerous myth, says top boffin

Noogie Brown

I'm going to work on taming some kind of giant lizard

they we can all ride around on them.

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An unthinking programmer's guide to the new C++

Noogie Brown

urgggh

let c++ die already. it really is a monstrosity.

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Open source release takes Linux rootkits mainstream

Noogie Brown

@James O'Brien

Yuo must bee new heer!

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Internet Explorer - now with 35% less FAIL

Noogie Brown

When did 4chan take over el reg?

no text

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Apple under the gun to master the iPhone's 'second album'

Noogie Brown

I'm not enough of a wanker

to get one of these. And also so are a lot of other sensible people. That's why this is no big deal really.

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Canuck faces life sentence for nude girl webcam scheme

Noogie Brown

Re: Re: Re: Ehh...

Craig?

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Sun and Microsoft confirm data center lovechild

Noogie Brown

Hmm

To parody a rather witty AC from slashdot*, "... the stability of Windows with the value-of-money of Sun hardware. Sign me up."

* said in response to apple's boot camp

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Teen-mum flick gets filmgoers hungry for hamburger phone

Noogie Brown

Forget the burger phone, I want the garfield phone

as seen in Godfrey Ho's timeless classic Ninja Terminator.

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Sun nails four buyers in 15 months with White Trash Data Center

Noogie Brown

Looking up words

I'd recommend onelook.com . It searchs all the others dicts for you

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Microsoft's sex-obsessed RoboSanta spouts filth at children

Noogie Brown

The Game

Ok noogie , we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?

noogie says (16:30):

what kind of game is it?

- Santa - says (16:30):

I think you know what I'm talking about when I refer to the game.

noogie says (16:30):

what kind of game is it?

- Santa - says (16:30):

You know, *the* game!

noogie says (16:30):

you're on the game?

- Santa - says (16:30):

I think you're on the game.

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PC superstore unhinged by Linux

Noogie Brown

Pizza Hut

I installed pizza hut once on my laptop... Or was in ubuntu on my pizza. Or a BMW engine on my pizza hut. Fastest pizza in the west.

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Social networks to replace imagination and be woven into clothes

Noogie Brown

LOL

What a bunch of losers.

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MEP plans EU build ban on cars faster than 100mph

Noogie Brown

Lol what about 4x4s?

Surely their excess weight contributes unecessarily to CO2 production if we're going to get silly about things.

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Google rebuilds New Orleans

Noogie Brown

More severe google earth problems:

Personally, I am outraged that the Coulsdon bypass is not yet shown in it's full glory.

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