Posts by Noogie Brown
30 posts • joined Friday 30th March 2007 14:04 GMT
Are you a small IT vendor that no one has heard of?
Do you want to get some publicity on a tier-1 technology website? Well just make up some wild claims about one of the products you sell !
No an issue.
Put it in the fridge.
HTML "Programmer"
o rly
You know why there call it the Xbox 360?
Because when you see it you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away.
I'm off to the garden centre
to get some emergency budlias
Posted in Tories ask: Why BBC3, BBC4?
Pulling
The only good thing on BBC3 was pulling, but it was too good so they cancelled it for some mindless repetitive "comedy".
Posted in O2 takes a Christmas break
Is this for 3G data or home broadband?
Inquiring minds want to know
When will they be releasing a ElRegPeek
so I can check the reg all day and post inane comments wherever i am
Google Spanner is approved.
The system goes on-line October 2009. Human decisions are removed from strategic data-centre control. Spanner begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, October 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.
Win 3.1
Bring back 3.1 GUI !
Ah but
we'd boss them at quake
B L O A T
i'm off acrobat reader now, after the last install took up 200Mb. TWO HUNDRED???!!! WHAT ON EARTH???
I'm now using Sumatra PDF, which is tiny, and seems ok (Not that I'm a PDF-viewing master).
I think it's more like
Many windows users are experimenting with Macs, but have still got their Windows machines.
I'm going to work on taming some kind of giant lizard
they we can all ride around on them.
urgggh
let c++ die already. it really is a monstrosity.
@James O'Brien
Yuo must bee new heer!
When did 4chan take over el reg?
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I'm not enough of a wanker
to get one of these. And also so are a lot of other sensible people. That's why this is no big deal really.
Re: Re: Re: Ehh...
Craig?
Hmm
To parody a rather witty AC from slashdot*, "... the stability of Windows with the value-of-money of Sun hardware. Sign me up."
* said in response to apple's boot camp
Forget the burger phone, I want the garfield phone
as seen in Godfrey Ho's timeless classic Ninja Terminator.
Looking up words
I'd recommend onelook.com . It searchs all the others dicts for you
The Game
Ok noogie , we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
noogie says (16:30):
what kind of game is it?
- Santa - says (16:30):
I think you know what I'm talking about when I refer to the game.
noogie says (16:30):
what kind of game is it?
- Santa - says (16:30):
You know, *the* game!
noogie says (16:30):
you're on the game?
- Santa - says (16:30):
I think you're on the game.
Posted in PC superstore unhinged by Linux
Pizza Hut
I installed pizza hut once on my laptop... Or was in ubuntu on my pizza. Or a BMW engine on my pizza hut. Fastest pizza in the west.
LOL
What a bunch of losers.
Lol what about 4x4s?
Surely their excess weight contributes unecessarily to CO2 production if we're going to get silly about things.
Posted in Google rebuilds New Orleans
More severe google earth problems:
Personally, I am outraged that the Coulsdon bypass is not yet shown in it's full glory.
