Posts by Ambi Valent
21 posts • joined Thursday 17th January 2008 14:04 GMT
Ambi Valent
Spotted somewhere in China...... → #
Posted Saturday 8th November 2008 18:19 GMT
In White House network pwned 'multiple' times by Chinese

...Back-up solutions? ask Wing Xhiu, founder of US Gov Mail Back-up systems
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Ambi Valent
I wonder.. → #
Posted Friday 19th September 2008 03:38 GMT
In Microsoft will show world+dog how to write secure code
If you are driving down the street in your motorboat, and your wings fall off, how many secure lines of code does it take to fill a dog-house?
Rats, wish we had a dog icon.....
Ambi Valent
Off Tagent...... → #
Posted Friday 19th September 2008 03:37 GMT
In Securing the world against terrorists, scammers, and thugs

I miss the old site...plus the icons too
Ambi Valent
Incoming → #
Posted Friday 5th September 2008 15:31 GMT
In Mythbusters busted over RFID gagging

I wonder where their dummy Buster would be when they are busted by the CIA, NSA, FBI, KGB, TERRORISTS??
Ambi Valent
NASA??? → #
Posted Saturday 30th August 2008 01:09 GMT
In Houston, we have a virus

National Anti-virus Sucks Again......oh forget it. That dint come out right.
Ambi Valent
@ Osama → #
Posted Tuesday 26th August 2008 19:05 GMT
In Phreakers seize government phone system

"Great now we can use the money you saved to get some new clothes and some milkshakes, Allah be with you"
Ambi Valent
Awesome → #
Posted Wednesday 11th June 2008 12:02 GMT
In Security breach at Belgacom exposed

Now lets see them limit the exposure of personal records........
This ISP must think its customers are half-wits
Ambi Valent
Have you stopped to wonder..... → #
Posted Wednesday 7th May 2008 05:42 GMT
In NASA invites you to travel to the Moon

whether Microsoft is involved in the scam? Its hard not to pin Bill on this one.
Ambi Valent
Excellent......... → #
Posted Wednesday 30th April 2008 13:03 GMT
In MS supplies cops with DIY forensics tool

...now all we need is for MS chaps to supply monthly patches to the USB doggle. I bet if it lands in the hands of hackers then reverse engineering it will simply go to the shelf as one of microsoft's other failed attempt at conquering the world
Paris, because she knows how to prevent any forensic evidence get adulterated
Ambi Valent
Lets get these bastards → #
Posted Thursday 17th April 2008 13:15 GMT
In Anti-paedophile group targets child abuse sites

I also feel we should DDoS the paedophiles servers out of the internet for good and plant root-kits in them so when they come back again we can do it again and again....
Probably Script kiddies have found their use finally......deface the sites and put a nice picture saying "We care for the kids"
Ok take cover here comes a flood of packets.........
Ambi Valent
@By AD → #
Posted Thursday 17th April 2008 09:12 GMT
In Women love chocolate more than password security

You seriously must be in isolation to even have 50% of the women decline to chocolate. And yes i do agree that with men a bit of flesh is all it takes to reverse the figures.
IMHO, Social engineering will soon take over convoluted code hacking and malicious code crafting and injection!!! So i guess this means good business for chocolate factories!!!
Mine's the one printed Cardbury's on the back!
Ambi Valent
@maajka → #
Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 09:29 GMT
In Scientist who named the black hole dies aged 96

"It is estimated that 55 million people dies during WW2, so 200,000 seems small scale as a way of stopping even more deaths."
More and more meaningless statistics!
Only goes to show you how Bush-minded you are even you stop to think of the Iraq war and non-existent WMD.
Mine is the one with an A-bomb n the detonator peeping out of the pocket!
Ambi Valent
re if they can find the bots... → #
Posted Friday 11th April 2008 08:49 GMT
In Kraken stripped of World's Largest Botnet crown (maybe)

I totally agree with that. There are tonnes of materials written about Botnets and there's even a whole book on them by syngress publishers.
it doesnt make sense to classify and baptize these menaces with fancy and cartoon like names instead of focusing on how to disinfected infected computers. Sure these researchers, if they are that smart to disassemble and name them, then they should be smart and have the decency to reverse the process.
Ambi Valent
@Kain Preacher → #
Posted Tuesday 8th April 2008 05:52 GMT
In HP Proliant USB key riddled with worms

I think he meant "X" number of servers!!!
Ambi Valent
BAH!!! → #
Posted Friday 7th March 2008 06:01 GMT
In Pentagon attackers stole 'amazing amount' of sensitive data

Then i guess these Pentagon chaps should move over to my house, where my network is far more secure and the only sensitive info i have is my campus certificates.
Paris, because she's proven herself to be unclassified.
Ambi Valent
Oh my! → #
Posted Friday 29th February 2008 11:37 GMT
In NASA reveals Moon's rugged south pole

Hang on, did i just see an interposed blob on the image?? Must be a Bug in Photoshop or Corel Draw...
My question is really simple, how come we dont have an image of the said pole, with an America flag, flapping in the vaccum???
Paris, because she she's been to the moon and back....
Ambi Valent
And i ask myself...... → #
Posted Monday 25th February 2008 09:03 GMT
In cDc automates Google Hacking
...why would anyone not take web security seriously
Ambi Valent
Stop this assumption → #
Posted Saturday 19th January 2008 17:12 GMT
In Mexico and Africa to become malware hotspots

"As far as I'm aware any real kind of networking infrastructure beyond dial-up can only be found in South-Africa where prices are a joke and promised speeds and actual speeds are two completely different things."
Johan, May be you need to actually travel there before you make any unfoundated conclusion. Personally am from Africa, Kenya in specific and we have broadband though kinda pricey. And as clearly stated you dont need broadband to make malware and traffic it around.
I agree with El Reg, Africa will be the next target for snoopers like NSA, CIA etc etc....we have several cases of massive compromises and if am not mistaken, you neither need broadband for that either.
Ambi Valent
Oh no! Not Again.... → #
Posted Thursday 17th January 2008 15:42 GMT
In Hackers go after Excel

Damn this time round they dint throw in a flight simulator like they did in Office 97???
Am so offended that i could use Office 2003!
Is there a reason why Trendmicro, Mcafee, Norton etc havent added Windows to their Signatures??
Ambi Valent
And i ask myself...... → #
Posted Thursday 17th January 2008 14:09 GMT
In 2008 - the year VoIP gets hacked?

"Fixed/Mobile convergence is also suggested as a security weakness, with telecos connecting their systems to IP networks but lacking the skills to maintain the security of such connections.".
..............would it help if we tatooted "Security" on their noses before they think of coming up with anything that has an IP address.
Brrrr its chilly out there, Taxi!!!!!!