689 posts • joined 17 Jan 2008
Re: Shop demo models
That's truly evil! I like it.
"Don't forget that BASIC was developed at Dartmouth college as a simplified (hence the "B") way to teach programming..."
You are aware, aren't you, that the "Beginner's All-Purpose Symbolic Instruction Code" is a retro-fitted phrase? BASIC was called BASIC because it was basic. Afterwards, people asked "But what does it stand for?" and someone came up with this truly horrible suggestion.
I was using BASIC in 1971 on a PDP-10 at Hatfield Polytechnic over a phone line from our school. But I didn't hear anything about "Beginner's etc etc" until sometime in the 1980s - round about the time that the story that BASIC was invented by Bill Gates started.
Re: Where e-books go to die
Actually, not quite...
In the case of ePub, even if Sony, Kobo AND Adobe all go bust (which is roughly what would need to happen for Digital Editions to stop working) the books will continue to work on your licenced readers and PC.s.
Kindle - not so sure...
But this is why people strip the DRM off their books - so that they DO keep them if the worst comes to the worst.
Which is fine if all you like is sword and sorcery...
Re: @Martin They should have used "Unbeatable*"
I didn't expect your comment to be modded. But I still hold by my statement.
You'll rarely or never hear a woman use the word in this casual way; most of them will find it extremely offensive to hear it used in this way. Because we men are in a majority here, we can hide behind the dictionary. But it's still offensive.
It's surely not hard to find another word to use - there are plenty - which doesn't have the same connotation.
Re: They should have used "Unbeatable*"
Steve Evans - please don't use "rape" in this sense. It's pretty damn offensive by any standards.
A magnificent achievement.
You have won the official Wet Blanket Award for April, and you have been shortlisted for the annual 2012 Wet Blanket Award. I for one reckon you've got an excellent chance of the big prize.
About every tenth time it happens, I ask - why on earth are people so damn RUDE on the internet?
Why do people on forums routinely use the sort of language that would get them sacked if they used it at work, and smacked in the face if they used it down the pub?
It's possible to disagree with someone, or observe that they have missed a point, without resorting to abuse.
Lewis Page has done it again.
The very first sentence of the article is completely misleading, in a way that the Discovery Institute or Answers In Genesis would be proud of.
There is no indication or even an implication that 'Scepticism regarding the need for immediate and massive action against carbon emissions is a sickness of societies and individuals which needs to be "treated"'.
In fact the press release states that "From a sociological perspective, resistance to change is to be expected...People are individually and collectively habituated to the ways we act and think."
It also says that ""This kind of cultural resistance to very significant social threat is something that we would expect in any society facing a massive threat."
There is no suggestion whatsoever that this sort of skepticism is a "sickness of society". On the contrary, it says that this behaviour is to be expected.
But I've given up expecting fair or reasonable discussion on this subject on El Reg.
Re: Science first
Good science is self evident?!
Let me just mention a few items:-
Newton's laws of motion
Genetics and DNA
Those are all, unarguably and undeniable, good science. They were all far from self evident when they were first postulated.
I have a horrible feeling that in a hundred years time, AGW will also be on this list.
Re: "What is his argument? An appeal to ignorance?"
Actually, I think you'll find it's the other way round.
Science, being science, is generally adjusted to fit the facts. That includes climate science. That's why the predictions are adjusted as we get more data.
Deniers are the ones who deny evidence, spout FUD and make dogmatic statements with no evidence. The above post being a classic example.
Just for precision:-
A person is guilty of an offence if he—
(a)uses towards another person threatening, abusive or insulting words or behaviour, or
(b)distributes or displays to another person any writing, sign or other visible representation which is threatening, abusive or insulting,
with intent to cause that person to believe that immediate unlawful violence will be used against him or another by any person, or to provoke the immediate use of unlawful violence by that person or another, or whereby that person is likely to believe that such violence will be used or it is likely that such violence will be provoked.
Or to put it another way - you won't be arrested for simply saying "fuck" in public. You won't normally even be arrested if you just tell a copper to "fuck off" - unless he feels threatened. If a cop arrested someone every time he was told to fuck off, he'd literally have no time to do anything else.
Frankly, why should coppers - or anyone else in public service - have to put up with "threatening, abusive or insulting words or behaviour" when they are just doing their job?
Given that Google are a pretty significant technology company...
...how hard would it be to ensure that the tickets for the show are not transferable and hence put the kibosh on the profiteers?
And if you do need some way of valid transfers at face value only - well, Google are a pretty significant technology company and should be able to solve said problem.
You don't have to use the Amazon tool...
Pymazon is excellent.
Is this a news article or an op-ed?
Look, we know that Lewis Page only ever covers news which supports his anti AGW agenda. But with comments like "famous climate-alarmist scientists", he is going way beyond what is really justifiable.
It's actually a good thing for everyone that someone has done some research and discovered that things are not quite as we first thought. It's called science. We can never be sure we're absolutely right. But it's just another datum. As someone above said, it doesn't mean that global warming isn't happening.
Honestly, the last time I saw so much one-sided reporting on a science issue, it was the Discovery Institute trying to deny evolution.
Re: Reading is Zombie H.Q. all the time, everyday
So you've turned down a beggar, who might possibly have been hungry. And you'd like to "deport chavs".
Presumably you went back to reading the Daily Mail when you finished your lunch.
Re: $40m in venture funding and had been valued at $500m
Difference is that I could see how useful a good search engine would be. I don't see why a huge number of people would want to make their photos look old. I bet 25 million of the 27 million users have downloaded the app, tried it and thought "Cool!" and then never used it again.
Re: Is it just me...
It's also missing the usual rant about alternative energy sources...
Re: Pi Day
Have they still got those stupid disappearing scroll bars?
If so, I'm staying with Mint.
Orlowski - alternative energy is a waste of time.
Page - Global warming is a myth.
Look, could you please put the names of the authors on the front page, so I don't have to waste my time clickiing on articles which are going to say nothing except repeating the author's prejudices?
Re: Re: If only it (LibreOffice) didn't have such a terrible name
And Suse, Fedora/Red Hat, Debian, Mandriva and Mint are such sensible names...
Well, we'll see...
I'm going to buy the HL-2250DN - Duplex and networked, good reviews (including here), linux drivers and you can get it for less than £80. Why should it be useless?
I appreciated it.
Re: Grass Growing
My statistical sample of one garden proves that climate change is wrong.
Re: Good grief.
This is Lewis Page. ALL his articles can be reduced to "lulz climate change int so bad rofl".
Science - what it's about !
Science - We had a hypothesis and tested it - didn't work as we expected. Better change it and retest.
Dogma - we can't possibly have any effect so not worth worrying about it - oh,. and throw in some FUD, too.
And did they also...
....have to return every last payment that was made to them? And did the directors of the companies go to prison for six months, and get banned from running a company?
Re: Is the top of your TV flat?
The sensor bar can live UNDER the TV - you just change a setting in the Wii. Presumably the candles could too.
It's called a Kindle.
Actually, in the original 1931 Frankenstein...
...the assistant was actually called Fritz. And in Bride of Frankenstein, he was Karl, apparently - played by the same actor. (Even though the Monster killed Fritz in the first one...)
Don't know when Igor became the norm...
Prices would be useful...
But nevertheless, much appreciated !
I'm going to give you the same advice...
...as I gave to the person who was approximately as rude as you were about Verity Stob.
At the top of each article, you'll see a few words. These are called a title. They are there to give you some idea what the article is about. The BOFH articles always have the word "BOFH" at the start of the title.
If you don't like the BOFH, refrain from clicking on these articles.
Linux and GUIs??
"...Gnome and KDE would never dream of radically updating the GUIs to make them less usable..."
Ask anyone who switched from Gnome 2 to Gnome 3.
Come to that, ask anyone who has recently abandoned Ubuntu due to the execration that is Unity.
I can reasonably fit about four thousand books into my house, and I've now run out of space.
I buy beautiful books, and I buy first editions for my collection - all else I get as an ebook if I can. And I'm told that it's relatively easy to strip the DRM, so that it becomes my own. Not that I'd know anything about that, of course.
Kindle buyers really are braindead morons in my eyes...
Another braindead moron here defending the Kindle.
The Kindle sold well despite it not supporting ePub (which I personally regret). It's dead easy to use and it's cheap, and it looks good.
I've got both a Sony Reader and a Kindle. Means I can choose the cheapest book.
And btw - if you wouldn't up to a large hefty bloke reading a Kindle on the tube and tell him he's a brain-dead moron, why do you think it's acceptable to use the same language on the Internet?
@AnotherNetNarcissist - Odd
If the research showed that iOS crashed fewer apps, and someone said "Rubbish! - I've got an iPad and a Android tablet and the Android works much better", I would have made exactly the same comment.
What's your point?
So your sample of one is proof that this survey is incorrect?
"that's just because he would have needed to do that to meet a target for the practice bonus"
Doesn't mean it's not a good thing to do - I see no reason at all why your positive illusion should be dispersed because you have a cynical GP friend.
I know there is good ale to be found in the US.
Unfortunately, the stuff that finds it's way into the UK is undrinkable. It's a tribute to the marketing skills of Budweiser et al that people still drink it.
You mean American beer...?
...the violins on the right seems a bit odd.
In general, I actually agree with you. But still, the purist in me feels that if the musician wanted me to hear the music that way round, that's the way I ought to listen to it.
It irritates me...
...seeing teenagers sharing headphones, so that one of them can only hear one channel of the music. It would drive me MAD! so the trick of switching automatically to mono when you share is also excellent.
So let's see what happens...
if I type some <b>bold</b> or <i>italics</i> - or even a <a href=http://www.theregister.co.uk>link</a>...
hmmm....the preview is not promising...
Should have used the "Joke Alert"...
To the person who down-voted me - the crack above about taking several six-day weeks to create the universe and the bible being inerrant was meant to be a joke...
...unless I've offended a bible-basher by suggesting God would take more than 6 days...
You've got it wrong
He created the world in six days, then rested for a day.
Then it was Monday again. And just like you and me, it was back to work, creating the rest of the universe. Probably took him several six-day weeks.
The bible is inerrant, but it doesn't include absolutely everything God ever did.
How does the native Burmese wildlife survive?
I'd suspect that some sort of local defence mechanism has evolved over the last few tens of thousands of years.
Unfortunately, that's not an option here...
"I once got a defendant a non custodial sentence for smashing a brick into his girlfriends face.... not a proud moment."
No you didn't. He either pleaded guilty or was found guilty, and the sentence was not a matter for you. You just did your job, which was to defend him to the best of your ability. If the prosecution couldn't prove GBH, or the bench was too soft, that's not your problem.
Why the hell not?
If the political will was there, and the finance was available, it would be perfectly possible.
If we could start more-or-less from scratch in 1961 and get a moon landing by 1969, then with our additional technical knowledge, and our massively more powerful and efficient computers, I can see no good technical reason why we couldn't have a base on the moon by 2020.
I agree with you, of course. It'll never happen.
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