700 posts • joined 17 Jan 2008
I'm definitely getting old....
"That's fun for Reg readers at a conference, or crowds at concerts or sporting events, because it makes it easy to see who else tweeted about the event and what they said."
Why the fuck do I want to tell everyone I'm at a concert? Why the fuck do I want to see who else was tweeting that they were at the concert, and what they saying? You may be sure that all they are saying is "OMG at #xxxxx concert brill!"
There was a time when people went to concerts or sporting events to, y'know, actually watch what's on stage or on the pitch.
Not even a PC is needed....
The first one I saw was a "mate in one" - that could have been done on most chess programs running on a palm pilot or similar ten years ago.
It's just for fun - if they were to use something like this on TicketMaster, it would be hacked in no time.
Not if you're an AC Milan fan...
Re: There is only one thing a text editor needs
Evidently we DID have to go down this hoary old discussion yet again.
But at least I now know a good joke I'd not heard before.
Re: There is only one thing a text editor needs
OK - I'll mention emacs.
Can we leave it there please? Do we REALLY have to go down this hoary old discussion yet again?
First rule of corrections - you will make an error in your correction.
....a WHOLE day's worth of pedantry....
...so long as it is a DISCRETE hardware failure...
I won't do my usual sigh - this one is a bit more subtle than your/you're.
Discrete - separate
Discreet - circumspect.
To remember, the e's are discrete.
Re: The most interesting question is...
The sooner we can get decent comet samples back down to Earth for detailed forensics the better!
Given the most reliable way of getting a decent comet sample to Earth involves a collision between the two, forgive me if I don't share your enthusiasm...
A few very early ones omitted - but a nice list.
Before Space invaders, there was Asteroids. And Breakout.
And what about Pong? Arguably, the very first video game.
Re: Great job
Join the very long queue....
...says someone who has never used a Chromebook.
Re: No HDMI?
Blimey - I hadn't thought of that. That IS odd. My £229 Samsung chromebook has an HDMI output. Are you sure? It says it has a "mini display port" - isn't that a mini HDMI?
They are making some strange decisions. No USB 3. No HDMI. No Ethernet..!
But it's still beautiful. (Blimey, I sound like an Apple fanboi drooling over the latest MacBook...)
Penguin, because it's still Linux under the skin...
Perhaps only a marketing ploy?
Yes, it's ridiculously expensive, and I won't be buying one.
BUT...it's getting ChromeOS well and truly into the public eye. Combined with the fact that the cheap Chromebooks are back in stock everywhere, after a couple of months of none to be found, it may just be a matter of getting people to think about what they use their computers for.
I'm using a Sammy Chromebook to type this, and I'm going to get my 80 year old mother one for her first computer - it is so damn simple to use for emails, browsing and a few simple documents. That's basically it for what most people use computers for.
Well, that'll be spent in six months, then....
I am hardly one of Apple's greatest fans, but it's difficult to defend Samsung when they do things like this....
Re: There has been a work around for years
I use an even more old-fashioned method - the twiddly volume control to my speakers on my desk...
Re: Woah, woah woah.
I had a cassette player in my car - it was nicked, but all the cassettes were left behind.
Then I replaced it with a minidisc player.
When that was nicked, I also lost all the discs.
Not sure what that indicates, really...
And why were they called "Albums"?
Interestingly, it actually goes back to the 78 records. If you wanted to play a whole symphony on 78's, you needed several records. They were sold in boxes which were called albums.
So actually, albums pre-dated the 33 1/3 Long Playing Record Album.
If a piece of music was on 3 records, you would find that sides 1 and 6 were on one record, 2 and 5 on another and 3 and 4 on another. You piled them up on the autochanger, and played sides 1, 2 and 3, then turned the whole pile over and played 4, 5 and 6.
Actually, that was even the case with some double-LPs. "Tommy" had sides 1 and 4 on one LP, and 2 and 3 on the other - again, so that they could be played on an autochanger.
For those who are interested...
I have now installed 4.2.2 on my Nexus 7. Today I switched on the tablet, and it was completely drained of batter for no good reason.
So no, they haven't fixed that one.
I wish I could find an easy way of undoing the 4.2 "upgrade"...
Does that mean that my Nexus 7 will no longer randomly drain its battery for no apparent reason? This was an interesting new feature introduced at 4.2, at least on my machine, and I'll be delighted if it's been fixed.
Re: "each cop gains 30 minutes of time a day"
"Just use the maps ap...oh wait."
I don't know. Every time Apple are mentioned, someone has to make an unnecessary and gratuitous side-swipe at the maps fiasco.
I thoroughly approve. Have an upvote.
The old Satellite is also pretty good...
And I got mine from Amazon US a couple of months ago for US$99. Even after the shipping and VAT to the UK, it was still a bargain!
Why not a Chromebook?
People here have suggested Chromebooks with Chrubuntu on it. But why even do that?
For what you're talking about, I can't see any reason why a Chromebook wouldn't do exactly what you want.
Battery life - check
Office apps - check
Internet and email - check
and around £200 in the UK - and even cheaper in the US.
Which is not to say I don't 100% agree that the demise of the netbook is something to mourn.
No, it won't...
...it'll just move to someone more accommodating (as in more likely to feed it).
Cats don't have owners - they just have free accommodation and food. If either becomes sub-standard, they just find someone else.
"Buying a single purpose device is such a waste..."
I dunno - a spork works, but I'd still rather have a separate knife, fork and spoon.
And as someone once pointed out - if you're reading on an ebook reader, you're not tempted to answer the email or twitter or facebook post that just came in...you stick to the book.
Re: I would imagine...
I should have the right to scan any system that stores my info. In fact since running a scan is so common place, we should all have the right to scan any system we intend to do business with before we commit ourselves to a transaction and putting our financial well being and security are risk.
By that analogy, I should try to steal something from a shop before I decide whether I should buy something from them. If I fail, or I'm caught, then fine - I should shop there in future. Presumably after I've served my sentence for theft.
@Obviously - I DID read before posting....
I admit you said "MOST MEN".
But you also said - and I quote:-
WOMEN, go shopping for the sake of so called "retail therapy", not MEN.
Which is, without doubt, a ridiculous generalization.
Oh - and by the way - if a man goes shopping with his wife/girlfriend, it doesn't mean that he's "under the thumb". You may not have noticed, but we're no longer living in the nineteen-fifties.
Men also make ridiculous generalizations.
I grant that more women shop for the sake of it. And I wouldn't personally dream of browsing round a clothes shop to see if something appeals to me. But plenty of men do.
And one thing I DO like doing, which my wife would never consider doing, is browsing round a techy-type shop (like Maplin or PC World), or a charity shop, or a bookshop, or - yes! - a CD/DVD shop, to see what might appeal to me. So yes, I also mourn the demise of HMV.
The shops have to become more tech-savvy, nonetheless. For example, if I go into Waterstones and see a book I like, I'd still prefer to read it on my e-reader - particularly a hardback. But if Waterstones were to include a voucher in the book which allowed me to download a copy of the e-book for free - or even for, say, 99p) - I might well buy the book in any case.
".....BritGov is lining up something even worse, and it would be a little difficult for millions of us to leave and go elsewhere...."
No - but we could remove them at the next election. If only there was a convincing alternative....
....I have always refused to accept the speed of light as the upper limit of speed.
I've recommended this here before, but Relativity and Common Sense (by Hermann Bondi) is a good introduction from first principles to the strange things that happen at high speeds. It makes no assumptions about your knowledge - you just need to know a bit of obvious classical mechanics and be able to follow some simple algebra and diagrams.
Excellent book. Convinced me when I was a 6th former and thought as you did. My Physics teacher recommended it to me.
Re: Missed chance
"....suddenly the only real selling point of the Nexus is the cost."
But it's still a remarkably good cost. It's about the same spec as an iPhone 5 (with a bigger screen) and less than half the price.
Re: That thin watch looks very very nice....
Totally agree. I see no reason why a watch should not be both functional AND look nice. I'm very pleased with the watch my wife bought me for my 40th birthday which I've now had for nearly twenty years. And it keeps excellent time. (Unlike my phone, which yesterday decided to magically decide I was in the Albania time zone...!)
And who wants to dig into their pocket to pull a phone out and switch it on to find out what time it is, when you can glance at your wrist?
That thin watch looks very very nice....
....until you realize that the time is sideways, compared to a normal watch.
The SCENE towards the end....
Because the Nexus 4 is still out of stock?
Re: Cooking with Google: one of the simplest appliances possible ...
Rip the top off the packet, two minutes in the microwave and pour onto the plate works for me....
Re: Stop being cruel to CEOs
"...they are the true wealth creators."
Absolutely true, particularly with regard to their own wealth.
"Yes and this it hitting you..."
First law of corrections - when you smugly point out an error, you will make a mistake in your correction....
Yes, and this is it hitting you...
The fantastic Windows 8 all the way....
1.Imaginative or fanciful; remote from reality.
2.Of extraordinary size or degree.
fantastical - fanciful - fancy - bizarre
Sounds about right to me....
I'm not exactly sympathetic to the perpetrators here.
It's not like it was a once-off offence, or committed in the heat of the moment.
This was a well-organized, professional scam, with a team of people involved. They had no dubious moral justification - this was a deliberate series of criminal acts, committed to make a profit.
If they had instead executed a well-organized insurance scam for several years, or set up an insider-trading ring which ran for several years, they'd probably get similar sentences. To my mind, this is in the same sort of league. Deliberate, dishonest, consistent criminal behaviour for the sake of profit, and with no moral qualms whatsoever.
Send 'em down.
Arsenal fans, like iPhone users, still believe that they have the slickest and most polished product available, despite the clear evidence to the contrary.
(And I'm an Arsenal fan. Sigh. Though I'm NOT an iPhone user.)
re: Does Tom Bombadil finally show up?
I bloody hope not....
He's the Jar-Jar Binks of LOTR. I was delighted when they decided to drop him from the story.
Re: Not to mention snitching to the Stazi...
" if you exceed the speed limit by 1 mph..."
Don't be silly - you won't be able to - the car is driving, not you, remember?
...how many people want to charge their watch every day or three?
There was a time, not all that long ago, when you had to wind your watch every day. It's basically the same thing.
(Kids these days, I dunno...)
The problem was price.
When they first came out, they were about £200-£250.
Here we are, about four years later. And what is the price? About £200-£250 for machines with basically the same spec. Why would you pay £250 for a netbook when you can get a perfectly good basic laptop with DVD, 15.1" screen and change from £300?
If they were being sold for £100-£150, you'd still see them fly off the shelves.
But then Dixons wouldn't be able to persuade people that they need these just under £300 lappys to do their facebook and email.
I had an Acer Aspire One till it died, and a Packard Bell machine. Both ran Ubuntu (the Packard Bell runs 12.10 perfectly well) and I still use it most days.
RIP the netbook. I for one will miss it.
Re: Thanks for reminding me that Toby Young is a twat.
Yep - what I got from that article is just more evidence that Twitter is all about self-aggrandisement..
Loads of people have donated money to charity. And most of them don't boast about doing so, or show off about how much they've donated.
...it is true NO matter who says it....
Re: Puppet or Muppet - you decide
I don't know which is more rib-tickling hilarious, the joke about the Clegg or the massively witty pun CamMoron.
Oh, actually, yes I do. Neither of them.
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