36 posts • joined 16 Jan 2008
Does Eric spend his mornings jogging and chanting "Every day, in every way, I'm getting better and better!"?
Obligatory Noel Coward reference:
Edward Woodward. Edward Woodward.
Sounds like a fart in the bath.
Oh, those. Not worth worrying about.
It's just the AI aligning its targeting sensors on the soft, fleshy humanoids.
Brother, can you spare some direct retinal imaging specs?
+10 points for making me read the Oxo Tower thread again.
When you turn the pen upside down, does Gandhi's diaper come off?
I'll take three.
So print's current definition is "something written on paper."
The new definition will be "something written on paper, as opposed to something you will see on an electronic display."
Thanks for clearing that up!
And then they can provide a way for users to hug poisonous snakes.
They will HUG and KISS some POISONOUS...
Everyone who thought of David Byrne, naked, say "Aye!"
Faithful fanbois forlorn; fast filching frees Feiss-favoured factotums. Felonious febrile fiends five-finger fantastically fashionable fornication facilitators for funds.
Instead of blurring, stamp an image of Heidi onto all the faces and plates.
Then we can all be reminded of her courage and fortitude.
And delicious chocolate.
And secret bank accounts.
Isn't it obvious?
Poland is in The Matrix. One of the Agents is taking over the body of the black gentleman, but he's only 25% complete.
Or 24%, since he isn't wearing sunglasses.
SAC lived at Offutt AFB, not under Cheyenne Mountain.
The More You Know (tm).
Ground floor: Perfumery,
Stationery and Leather Goods,
Wigs and Haberdashery,
Kitchenware and Food, going up...
I remember seeing that show as a child and thinking "Do/did the Brits actually find this funny?" I also tried desperately to find Wendy Richard attractive.
Re; Not due to air pressure
I'm sorry, did you just say that the Mythbusters disproved something? Yes, of course, what with their rigorous, dispassionate scientific investigation that had nothing at all to do with television sensationalism.
I'm sure they fired rifle bullets into the fake tits and replayed it in slow motion, or something. I'll bet they even found an excuse to visit the aircraft boneyard.
He's in deep Dudu
Could I be an Israeli TV star?
The man's Scottish. And he's on TV.
And he sucked at football.
People should be surprised at how reserved his remarks were.
I thought goats tended to destroy grass rather than trimming it.
Any goat experts care to enlighten me?
The report may be new, but the concept has been applied all over the place.
The American space program has used various treadmill modifications (elastic tethers, negative pressure* waist cuff things, etc) and the Russians had a "penguin suit" which applied force against the limbs throughout the day.
The problem isn't technical. The problem is compliance. The solutions are tedious and uncomfortable to use.
* - yes, I know there's no such thing
Oy! That kidney thing really happened!
...to some guy the uncle of a friend of a co-worker heard about.
Willie said it best...
Back to the Loch with you, Nessie.
will I doubt the power of thousands of HP engineers and their focused negative thoughts.
Am I the only one who thought of a bunch of infant Irish bastards parachuting onto Scotland Yard and swearing a lot?
I'll be seeing Colm Meaney in my dreams for weeks.
Re: Josef Mengele root canal
My only question for you is...
is it safe?
Bear Grylls, eh?
So the trip will include staying at resorts with your film crew and eating caterpillars for no reason?
Visions of the Commodore PET.
Wikipedia doesn't censor?
Go on. Pull the other one.
Am I the only one?
Am I the only one who smirked and turned a shade of bastard-pink at the mention of "St. Michael's Cornhill"?
Stock Exchange Chaplain, eh?
Shame he isn't a catlick; the trading floor confessional jokes write themselves.
"Say 9 Hail Mary's and buy 1000 Pratts at 5 and a quarter, my son."
Let me be the first to say...
Mine's the one with Schaum's outline of high-school algebra printed on the arms.
New line of clothing, please!
I want a whole category of Captain Cyborg and his various creations...
And at least one of his animatronic corpse being picked clean by a group of vultures.
Re: take a different TACT
Surely you meant to say "TACK"...
(now waiting for this comment to be picked apart for style, punctuation errors)
Re: Anton Chigurh's "sniper rifle"
Uh, pretty sure it was a shotgun.
Sniper rifles tend to produce a hole rather than a spray that leaves Stephen Root gurgling on his office floor.
Re: "cheap" USRP
I'm sorry, I'm so out of touch with exchange rates.
When did $700 qualify as "cheap"?
Re: Funniest thing I think I have ever seen
You've obviously never seen "The Two Ronnies"...
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