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EFF: Feds plan to put 52 MILLION FACES into recognition database

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Angel

A whole new definition

for the term "moon shot" ... bend over and moon the surveilance camera!

Identify that, fibbie!

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Microsoft: Windows version you probably haven't upgraded to yet is ALREADY OBSOLETE

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Re: Who at Microsoft is making up the names... and why do they still have a job?

Waiting patiently for the Windows 8.1 Final Update ...

soon thereafter to be followed by the final, final patched Final Update.

Otherwise referred to as Windows 8.1 FU ... and Windows 8.1 FU2.

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Obama allows NSA to exploit 0-days: report

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Take it seriously?

"... it is hard to know if his policies to curb the NSA's excesses can be taken seriously."

Ummmm ... no. Not hard to know at all.

(Clue for the clueless: watch what they do, not what they say)

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Bad PUPPY: Undead Windows XP deposits fresh scamware on lawn

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Re: Business as usual

Microsoft OS ... the gift that never stops giving.

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Russian deputy PM: 'We are coming to the Moon FOREVER'

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No need to ask permission

or beg forgiveness, after annexing the moon. First take Crimea, then eastern Ukraine; then shoot for the moon. TBA: moon shuttle flights to claim the asteroids. Space fleet to follow.

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One Win 8 to rule them all: Microsoft talks up 'universal apps' for PCs, slabs and mobes

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Black, brown, green, or yellow

Microsoft produces something for all. Coprophagia is an obsession with them.

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Google researcher says government hack attacks on journos on the rise

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Time for a big step back?

Okay, so computers are bugged, phones are tapped, and satellite transmissions are intercepted.

Perhaps it's time to go back to the typewriter, postal mail, couriers, and carrier pigeons!

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'It is disappointing that the government secretly did this stuff'

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A government of men ...

rather than laws. Human nature being what it is, nothing will escape control.

One may think of the internet as a community well where everyone thought themselves free to bring their own bucket to dip into its refreshing waters. But the internet attracted notice of those in power who, when they cannot control it, will poison it. Ergo, NSA, GCHQ, DHS, CIA, Five Eyes, etc., etc.

Ponder for a moment why all those tax dollars and resources were not used to safeguard the people's well from contamination. In whose interest would that have been?

Beware the water.

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Microsoft alters Hotmail policy amid blogger inbox probe outcry

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A clarification of policy ...

... thus the phrase "private hotmail account" becomes an oxymoron.

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Mozilla takes Windows 8-friendly Firefox out back ... two shots heard

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1000 Users!

As many as that? Really?

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Elon Musk slams New Jersey governor over Tesla direct sales ban

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Re: Allow me to comment on another country's practices

If you were from the U.S., or had been following our news reports over ... oh, say, the last half-century or so ... this "practice" would be crystal clear:

State and municipal government in New Jersey is an open sewer of political corruption.

In this particular instance, the NJ auto dealers alliance, having contributed about three-quarters million $US to the Governor's political war chest, were allowed to influence the Tesla question.

Easy-peasy, simple, case closed.

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NSA's TURBINE robot can pump 'malware into MILLIONS of PCs'

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Re: Land of the free...

As our esteemed Senator Diane Feinstein and her staff have discovered recently with the CIA, the Constitution of the United States has been reprinted on a roll of toilet paper and left to soak in the CIA/NSA/FBI/DHS toilet overnight to discourage unauthorized access.

But that's alright. They'll be eager to interpret it for you at your trial.

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Re: I invite the US and the other 5 eyes partners...

Get just a little more out of line with that attitude, and they'll (we'll) rendition your sorry ass. But not until they (we) pwn your computer/mobile/xpad/device, of course.

Feel better now?

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CIA hacked Senate PCs to delete torture reports. And Senator Feinstein is outraged

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When the Foo shites, wear it ...

Feinstein has screamed for Snowden's head on a pike ... now she screams that she's been violated by an agency's disregard for her Constitutional protections!

When we citizens are violated, that's a possible concern ... when our politician is violated, that's priceless!

Don't expect her to forgive Snowden, or to cause more than some CIA lackey to be tossed to the wolves. Big news today; old news tomorrow.

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It's 2014 and Microsoft Windows PCs can still be owned by a JPEG

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Striving to persevere to endure the never-ending ...

365 days a year (+1 for Leap Year) the 'miscreants' can hammer on the Windows OS/Apps, except for those 12 magic days in which Microsoft urges its clients to urgently apply the monthly bandaids.

After long striving to persevere to endure the never-ending story of patch, pray, and evade the slings and arrows of OS attacks, I've begun to wonder why XP has managed to survive, and why MS abandonment of XP will really matter ... really?

If our existing anti-virus safeguards, and safe-computing practices have kept XP alive all these years of 30 days/month, 353 days/year naked exposure before MS deigns to release its patches, where's the worry? Nonetheless, after striving to persevere to endure this sorry never-ending story, we've opted for Linux -- SolydK on the wife's box, and PClinuxOS on mine.

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Dark matter killed the dinosaurs, boffins suggest

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What an amazing ...

set of hypothetical 'what-ifs' ... based on asking the imponderable question and then supplying a hypothetical answer.

Did space aliens really supply the technology to build the pyramids?

Was Atlantis truly the capital of super-beings who were lost in the cataclysm?

Did ancient objects smite the Earth and extinguish the dinosaurs because our solar system fluttered across a cosmic tennis court?

Some day inquiring minds may supply the answer. Meanwhile, it's jolly good fun to guess.

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Steve Ballmer: Thanks to me, Microsoft screwed up a decade in phones

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Career Milestones

Yes, Mr. Ballmer, history will remember your career milestones.

Hopefully there may, some day, be acknowledgment of all the careers you destroyed under your management, and the legions of those who limped away to seek their dreams elsewhere.

Cancer is not just a disease of the body. MS has come to represent all that is wrong with American corporate culture.

Slip away into the night, Mr. Ballmer. See if money equals fulfillment.

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Windows XP market share GROWS AGAIN, outstrips Win 8.1 surge

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Re: That has got to be embarrassing for Microsoft

This is truly a monumental achievement for Microsoft. In less than a month, this corporate behemoth will tell a significant portion of humanity around the planet to go fuck itself, while feeling omnipotent in its power as King Rat, gazing scornfully down upon the wretched masses scrabbling among the little black turds at its feet.

Ignore the Rat's words; focus on its actions.

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Microsoft to get in XP users' faces with one last warning

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FAIL

Run. Quickly. Away.

Sadly, one cannot even say it was nice while it lasted. 'Tis a pity they could neither get it right the first time, nor fix it over the years. Fail.

Win7 support is ending. Win8/8.1 is confused. Win9 is rumoured. Fail.

Microsoft panic message. Fail.

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Satya Nadella shakes up Microsoft, appoints 'Scroogled' man Mark Penn as strategy chief

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About as popular as ...

"... it perhaps signals Microsoft distancing itself further from those who made the world so tepidly enthusiastic about Windows 8."

Tepidly enthusiastic? TEPIDLY enthusiastic??

Awww ... c'mon, now! As tepidly enthusiastic as having a snapping turtle in yer bathtub? As tepidly enthusiastic as finding a turd in yer teapot? As tepidly enthusiastic as enduring a cavity-search at the airport?

Tepid? Really??

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Microsoft chairman John Thompson: Redmond looks 'like IBM in 1990'

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A moment in the tides of change

Rarely have we heard such a clear and resounding call to save the ship !

"...vaguely ... as time goes on."

"... subtle influences ... over time drives ... subtle behavior change... "

Translation:

"Iceberg ahead, you say?"

"Ummm, yes, Captain. The ... errr ... bow lookout, I believe it is, Sir, reports something about ice, or a berg, or some shape in the darkness ahead. Dead ahead, he said, but I cannot confirm that sighting. Should I send the Third Mate to confirm, Sir?"

"Hmmm ... not just yet, Withers. But just to be on the safe side, have the Engineer ease up a bit ... a few knots."

"Aye, Captain. Will we require a course change, Sir?"

"Oh, bother! Well, perhaps, yes. Helm, steer five degrees to port, please."

"Aye, aye, Captain. Altering course five degrees to port."

"Very good. That should see us clear until Third Officer Thompson is able to send someone to confirm with the bow lookout. Steady on, helm!"

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Q&A: Schneier on trust, NSA spying and the end of US internet hegemony

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The greatest sin

There's a fundamental principle involved:

The greatest sin, a wise man observed, is that of lying, for lying destroys the foundations of trust, and without trust, nothing else is possible.

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Linux-friendly Munich: Ja, we'll take open source collab cloud

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Re: Hmm. You never......

'Tis a pity you ate your brains for breakfast and defecated them in that ugly screed ...

By all accounts, the Munich transition exists as a remarkable achievement; more so, given the intense pressure and FUD unleashed by MS.

Meanwhile, unchecked MS corporate arrogance, avarice, and alienation are achieving their own rewards: revulsion, rejection, and public alienation.

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Microsoft: NSA snooping? Code backdoors? Our hands are clean!

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Who you gonna believe?

Me: "Who are you, sneaking about in my house?

Them: "Home inspectors"

Me: What are those bags over your shoulders?

Them: "What bags?"

Me: "Those big black bags full of my stuff!"

Them: "What stuff?"

Me: "That stuff! My stuff in those bags ... those bag's over your shoulders!"

Them (easing toward the front door) "Sir, you are sadly mistaken. We are Home Safety Inspectors, here to assure you of a satisfactory home experience!"

Me: "You look like burglars!"

Them: (running out the door) "Oh, no, sir. Trust us! Your home is quite safe with us!"

Me: (scratching head) "So they say. But everytime they visit, I'm missing bags of stuff!"

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UK citizens to Microsoft: Oi. We WANT ODF as our doc standard

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Re: Very long term

Yes, ummm, well, errrr ... if God had wished us to create documents we'd be able to read in the 30. 50 & 100 years long term, then She wouldn't have created Microsoft ...

(or was that Lucifer ... ?)

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Saving private spying: IETF Draft reveals crypto-busting proxy proposal

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Is there a draft in the room ?

Is there a draft in the room ?

Watch his right hand ... waving flags, banging pots, thumping the drum. Are you distracted?

(No need to heed his left hand under the table ... )

Feel better now?

(A $1.7B NSA facility in the Utah desert to store a yottabyte of data. Oh, my ... !)

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Prez Obama cyber-guru: Think your data is safe in an EU cloud? The NSA will raid your servers

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Big Brother

Message from US to EU:

"You can run ... but you cannot hide!"

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Anons escape human sewer after billionaire bog roll blag

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Re: DDoS

protesting in numbers greater than one will be a criminal offence and those protesting alone will just get beaten up.

Those gathered in numbers greater than one will be regarded as domestic terrorists and will be dealt with accordingly; understanding, of course, that civil rights protections are the privilege of the normal criminal class and are not/never to be applied to domestic terrorism participants.

Protests and complaints to civil authorities regarding perceived armored/masked police brutality are encouraged as an aid to identify those participants captured in video surveillance but not yet labeled for domestic subversives watch lists.

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Bill Gates to pull a Steve Jobs and SAVE MICROSOFT – report

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Imagine a ship of industry

... with Satya Nadella as the Captain on the bridge with Admiral Bill Gates breathing down his neck, ordering ship's engines to stand down while preparing to drop the anchor, to assess the floating wreckage all around; and Steve Ballmer in the engine room berating the black gang to double up on shoveling in more coal as he lashes down the boiler safety valves, anticipating an order for flank speed ahead. "Reefs? What reefs! I ain't seen no steenking reefs!" he screams.

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Snowden docs: NSA building encryption-cracking quantum computer

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Seized ... not pissed away.

I'm an American (had no choice, really, an accident of birth) and yes, I and many others do care that our money is being pissed away. I'd rather some of it was used to deal with the 80-year-old bridge that connects our island to the mainland before it fails/falls, money that will never be made available for at least another decade.

But we don't get a choice. Nobody asks our opinion. Those decisions are made behind closed doors in D.C. by people on the political dole. Can we choose those people? Not really. Who to vote for, Frick or Frack?

The NSA don't give a good rat's ass about public opinion. Never did, never will. Lies on top of lies atop layers of secrecy and deception. Nobody can touch the NSA; "national security" trumps all, everywhere, everywhen.

Shame? Only that they haven't got the quantum computer to decrypt the entire internet on the fly; that's the shame of it. If it only requires tons of money, they'll have the means soon enough.

As for my village of fellow Americans; we live within the 100-mile zone south of the Canadian border. U.S. Customs and Border Patrol agents are authorized to seize my cell phone, laptop, and all other information-bearing digital devices, and all notebooks, diaries, and other printed documents without warrant or reason, whether we approach the border or not. Its the law since 9/11. All they require is motive, not justification. So we should get upset at the latest NSA lust for information? Siphoning it off the 'net is perhaps more convenient, but uniformed agents can get the whole kit in one grab.

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'F*** off, Google!' Protest blockades Google staff bus AGAIN – and Apple's

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"Free" choice: life on the fringes

In time, the "Sun Valley, Idaho" solution will come to SF/Silicon Valley. Ranks of service workers unable to afford the upscale cost of housing will be transported by busloads each morning to their work areas, and transported out again each evening. All will be closely monitored to prevent unruly dissent. Free economy = free choice = ride the bus, or not.

Appropriate wage deductions will be made for the cost of transport. Government need not interfere beyond maintaining appropriate civil order. Smile for the cameras. It's the American way.

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NSA spies should clean up their act, says Prez Obama-picked panel

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And it all comes down to semantics, yet again

"are secure from unwarranted search and invasion of privacy."

And, pray tell, what is "unwarranted?"

Who decides?

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Macbook webcams CAN spy on you - and you simply CAN'T TELL

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Unrealistic expectations

One steps out onto the public street to encounter cameras everywhere, on every pole on every building and street corner. Drive down the public road; a passing plod-car has just OCR'd your license tag and accessed the central database. Step into the back yard and wave to Google or the overhead satellite or the circling drone.

Connect to the telephone system; the connection is recorded, possibly monitored. Connect to the internet, the IP is noted, cookies track the connections, and contents passed over the trunk are captured and archived.

Go to the market; plastik transactions are tracked and archived. Surveillance cameras record your movements.

Any use of links or terminals or pathways or byways exposes one to monitoring. Everything is available for capture. What is surprising is that we still get exercised when yet another fragment of supposed "privacy" is chipped away. So you've got a camera/microphone on your device. Is it truly surprising that our 'protectors' won't make use of them?

Lock yerself away in yer bedroom, mates. Then only the parabolic microphone or the laser mic focused on your windows, or the infrared viewers probing through your walls can sense yer frustration.

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US military's RAY-GUN truck BLASTS DRONES, mortars OUT OF THE SKY

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Re: HEY Lewis... remember those pesky Amazon Drones?

No need for a hi-tech approach here. Talk Grandfather out of his long-barrel "goose gun" with magnum shot shells. These were very tightly-patterned shotguns used for knocking high-flying geese out of the sky. Just perfect for slow-flying drones. Easy to find on Google ... check for 'market hunters' in US history.

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Ballmer: 'We made more money than almost anybody on the PLANET'

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Re: We made more money than almost anybody on the PLANET

It's rather like saying that the Nazi's held the world's largest collection of fine art ...

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Re: Say what you want

Not to worry ... Ballmer won't be dropping out of sight anytime soon. American media are enamored of rich celebrities ... how else does one explain the 'Donald'* who pops up for comic relief at the oddest moments?

(*Trump, D., comb-over buffoon, possible only in America.)

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It's true, the START MENU is coming BACK to Windows 8, hiss sources

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Re: Too late Microsoft, too late

"they are determined to eventually push themselves into irrelevancy with the majority of their current customers."

It's more like they were looking down at their own 'wonderfulness' while crossing the street, and stepped into an open manhole. Such a massive, arrogant corporation looks only unto itself, while continuing to deepen the surrounding moat to hold back the unwashed, hostile hordes of unbelievers.

Yes, MS products are also too bloated, too slow, and too expensive ... but a fact that fails to get much notice in this forum is that MS has all local, state, and national governments by the "short and curlies" and will not be letting go anytime soon. All of them are tightly bound to MS, with no hope of cutting loose. Why should MS worry about my dollar, when they can extract thousands of my dollars in taxes required to support their death-grip on our governments at every level? Not so? Then appear at your local council meeting, and suggest that they should consider migrating their systems to an "open source" alternative. Wear earplugs, lest you lose your hearing to the shrieks and wails of protest. City of Munich notwithstanding.

One final point: when XP expires, I expect our local city/county government to be asking the taxpayers for a massive reinvestment as none of the hardware in use will be able to run Win8.x. Expect an additional massive tax burden to pay for personnel retraining to accomodate the new fondle-slab interface.

Sad. Simply too damned sad.

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US Supreme Court to preside over software patents case

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Another 5-4 decision

Five favor whatever approach yields greatest benefit to BigCorps; four plead for rules to tame wild west patent scene. Expect a possible twist that claiming to hold patents is sufficient proof, re: MicroSoft bag of 245 patents never revealed but brutally effective in suppression. Love to see the rationalization for that one. "First to claim" becomes backbone of "Possession is nine-tenths", etc.

Never, ever expect a rational, predictable judgment from them Supremes. They've opened Pandora's box before; they'll do it again just for fun. Think not? Then were did "ca$h is free speech" and "corporations are people" come from? Bwahahahaha! Dem Supremes!

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Submerged Navy submarine successfully launches drone from missile tubes

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Oh boy, another toy

Yeh ... another military toy. Amazing what can be done with mountain$ of ca$h. Launch a drone, splash the wrapper, buzz around for a look-see, maybe pop off a mini-missle, and splash the drone. Write off the cost of another high school or daycare center or clinic. Celebrate the increased quarterly profit statement of AmerDyne/WarBux, Inc.

Big leap forward. Po$itively thrilling.

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The only way is Office: UK Parliament to migrate to Microsoft cloud

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Possible embarrassments

"ring-ring"

"Hallo, PM Beardsly-Smythe here."

"Mr. Beardsly-Smythe, this is Microsoft Support Services calling. Sir, we've had a request from the White House."

"I say, the White House!? You mean, the President?"

"Yes, sir. I'm not at liberty to disclose how this happened, sir, but it concerns certain words you've added to your spell-checker in your Office 365 personal dictionary."

"My dictionary! You mean, you blokes are peering into my personal word processor?"

"Not exactly, sir. I mean, it's not exactly personal, sir, being in the 'cloud' and all ... but as I said earlier, I'm not at liberty to discuss the technical issues. I'm simply passing along a request from the President of the United States."

"And what would that be, precisely?"

"Sir, please ... you are requested to immediately delete the term "Barass Osama" from your Office 365 personal word-substitution dictionary. The President finds it quite offensive!"

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Microsoft leaks reveal 'Threshold' projects looming in 2015

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Re: Microsoft announce more FAIL

Then you're sure to love Windows 9.0 Revolving 3D "Play Blocks" !!

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Windows 7 outstrips Windows 8.x with small November growth

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No more number.n releases anytime soon

What's the odds that the marketing gnomes at MS will balk at introducing anything labeled "8.n" or "9" with the next leap forward? Unless they jump clear out of the associative mind-set of 8 ... perhaps to "Windows Century" edition, ie, Win100 ... except that might sound completey back-slid from earlier Win2000 product?

More likely they'll jump tracks completely with something like "Windows Emperator" ... you know, a long-awaited response to Linux?

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DEATH-PROOF your old XP netbook: 5 OSes to bring it back to life

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Try a polished but lightweight linux

Check Distrowatch for SolydXK, a form of the Mint "Debian" edition. SolydXK is Debian-based, in a 'rolling' format with monthly update packs to keep apps and OS on track with current upgrades. For the kids, Steam and Wine (with PlayOnLinux) are pre-installed. Choose the KDE version, or the lighter Xfce for even older machines. The Distrowatch page for SolydXK lists all of the pre-installed apps, with access to the Debian repositories. BTW, it runs brilliantly on a PIII Dell 5000 laptop with 512mb ram ... not many that old still kicking around!

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Why Microsoft absolutely DOESN'T need its own Steve Jobs

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Freedom to fork

+1 ... and an upvote.

The ability to fork and customize Linux allowed the City of Munich to liberate themselves from the Microsoft Tarpit of Entanglement, despite ongoing FUD attacks from HP/MS ... including a personal visit from Ballmer and a promise of a 'discount' that was a thinly-disguised bribe not to switch.

Great article here: http://www.techrepublic.com/article/how-munich-rejected-steve-ballmer-and-kicked-microsoft-out-of-the-city/

Critics failed to realize that Munich took a long-term approach (a concept highly discouraged in the US by Wall Street and political pressures: short term gains override long-term considerations) and used the switch-over to overhaul their entire IT structure from top to bottom.

This will never happen in the US, until MS finally collapses like a huge tree rotted from the inside out, and the entire business and government sector are left to deal with the carnage of their abandoned IT infrastructure. Freedom in the Land of the Free? Fuggidaboutit.

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Elephant graveyard

If anyone remembers ...

IBM dominated the business world. Big, beautiful machines with spinning discs and platters in the hallowed temple of the air-conditioned data center.

Bank after bank of young ladies sitting at card punch terminals.

Every office that hoped to retain talented secretaries paid a premium price for IBM Selectric typewriters. Nothing less than IBM was acceptable.

Microsoft is today's IBM. With one profound difference. IBM products were beautiful, had class, were in a class of their own.

Microsoft has no class, has never had class, and nothing Microsoft has produced could ever be called class. Steve Jobs had it right. Microsoft is all about money, and was never about taste.

The PC killed IBM as the dominant force in business; the tablet is killing Microsoft today.

IBM didn't see it coming; refused to acknowledge it when it arrived; and like an elephant, was unable to move quickly enough to escape the stings of the PC hordes.

Microsoft didn't see Linux and iOS coming; refused to acknowledge them when they arrived; and like an elephant, is stumbling in its clumsiness to catch up while suffering the stings of the hand-held hordes.

An epiphany: all this upset over Microsoft. In truth, we don't need them. If they don't produce useful stuff, they become irrelevant. If they cannot be consistent in quality, products, or innovation, they deserve to become irrelevant. It isn't like there's nothing else available. If a company is locked into MS products, that's unfortunate. If they are too slow to adopt better tools, perhaps they'll become irrelevant too.

One thing is certain. Nobody will shed a tear when their failures overwhelm their domination.

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Dropbox joins Linux patent protection hit squad

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Re: The least worst solution

"it's not the same as a sensible legal system with proper oversight..."

sensible legal system ... right there is a world-class oxymoron ... unless you are referring to a system outside US borders?

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Facebook's Zuckerberg: US gov 'blew it' on mass surveillance

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And Zuck's point is ... what?

NSA=nasty, suspicious, arseholes.

FaceBook=secretive, invasive, arseholes.

Is there a difference?

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NSA installed '50,000 malware sleeper cells' in world computer networks

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The privilege of being super

What's the point of being a super-power if we can't tell the rest of the world where to get off?

Do as we say, and pay no attention to what we do. We're the super-good guys, and most of you ain't!

Just accept that fact that you all need constant watching!

See how easy that is?

(Be thankful we've got no camera in your ensuite ... yet.)

NSA=no secrets, arseholes!

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Julie Larson-Green: Yes, MICROSOFT is going to KILL WINDOWS

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The cart came first; then came a hunt for a ...

I chuckled at her comment, "just as the mouse drove the adoption of GUIs..." which is a bit like saying that the invention of the cart required that we go looking for horses. If it were MS running things back then, we'd be using a string of pigs hitched under a pole, pushing the cart from the rear. Two boys with whips would steer it, walking alongside the pigs, with the lookout up front shouting directions.

Microsoft directions? Yeh, that about describes it.

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