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HTTP/2 is now utterly officially official

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Re: It should be dead anyhow

> There is no logical reason for this protocol.

So you'd rather stay with a protocol that confuses server load balancers and thereby breaks transactions because it uses multiple independent TCP streams?

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Trans Pacific Partnership 'fast-track' bill dumped

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Re: could be the lobbyists have written the damn thing

It's pretty certain that lobbyists for the copyright "industry" have written some of it, along with lobbyists for patent trolls and Big Pharma. Protecting egregious profiteering by Big Pharma is rumoured to be one of the main points, and keeping it secret is clearly intended to avoid the inconvenience of open discussion.

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US government asks internet community how long it should extend IANA contract

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Re: Icann

Not necessarily. Any solution that gives ICANN some sort of perpetual right to act as the Clerk of the DNS would be even better than the status quo, from ICANN's point of view (and therefore worse, from other points of view). Any solution that provides checks and balances on the Clerk of the DNS, like the existing checks and balances on ICANN's two other clerical jobs (address space and protocol parameters) would be worse than the status quo, from ICANN's point of view (and therefore better, from other points of view). So ICANN's real goal is to tip the balance away from checks and balances, not to preserve the status quo.

That's assuming ICANN continues to behave greedily rather than in the spirit of Jon Postel, of course.

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How ICANN pressures 'net engineers to give it behind-the-scenes control of the web

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While I would't trust the ICANN establishment any further than I can throw one of their lawyers (which isn't very far at all), I do trust the IETF to exercise the cancellation clause in its fundamental agreement with ICANN if necessary. I also trust the various Regional Internet Registries to do the same thing. It's less clear that there is anyone to similarly blow the bolts for the top-level domain system, but I can't really imagine anyone (including the US Department of Commerce) agreeing to a new regime in which there was no cancellation clause. So I think this is just smoke and mirrors from the ICANN side, designed to create panic and outrage when neither is needed.

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Rand Paul is trying to murder net neutrality. Is there a US presidential election, or something?

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Re: someone should try explaining to Rand Paul

Presumably he was named after Ayn Rand ("the morality of rational self-interest" and all that tosh).

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ICANN wants total control of DNS while breaking its own bylaws to block .africa probe

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What's the surprise?

So, you try to make a lot of free money out of selling completely pointless domain names to people with scurvy motivations, and other people want to know how you decided which set of people get to give you that money, and it all gets ugly. What did you expect? A round of applause? The ethics of the domain name "industry" just get worse and worse.

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Hey, you wanna help run the internet? This power restructure is for YOU

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Re: Complicated...

> How is this different from how the 'leaders' of Hong Kong are 'elected'?

I'm not sure I want to accept that gambit. The point is that it's a fairly technical business (where 'technical' means both computer science and legal technicalities) and this really means that it has to be run by a technocracy. And what you see in the diagram is that a whole lot of technical communities around the world select the technocrats, most of them using open nomination processes. I think we can call it a demotechnocracy.

It is pretty much bound to be complicated. A shame that the underlying job of work (listing the TLDs and registrars, as I said on another thread) gets lost in the noise.

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Internet kingmakers cry mercy over mad dash to fill global DNS throne

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Not even

No,it's not the Internet, it's not even the DNS. It's just a minor clerical function (making a list of TLDs and who is the registrar for each one) that has been parlayed into a parasitical money machine by business interests. And,oh look,it's the party of big business in the USA that's trying to prevent change. Change might damage the money machine, and we can't have that.

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ICANN urges US, Canada: Help us stop the 'predatory' monster we created ... dot-sucks!

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Re: “I don't know whether they need that money to continue operating”

> Vint Cerf, seemed to forget the point when he joined the ICANN board.

Well, in fairness, he tried to limit the madness. Vint didn't create ICANN; actually it was forced on the world by Ira Magaziner in the Clinton administration, and by some fairly powerful commercial interests that didn't want to see such a cash cow left to techies who might throttle the free money faucet.

And yes, there's a DNS record for icann.sucks. But it's a loopback address (127.0.53.53). And no whois server will admit that it's been registered by anybody. How strange.

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Boffins: Large Hadron Collider NOW movin', we're getting down and crush groovin'

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"What makes you think they're not developing fusion power?"

Yeah, right. I remember being very excited as a little boy to read about the Zeta experiment (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZETA_%28fusion_reactor%29) and how we'd have free electricity in a year or five. Still waiting. It's just damn' hard to do.

The more we understand fundamental physics, the better our chances of getting that free electricity. That's worth the price of a few beers per citizen per year, which is all that CERN costs.

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BIG DATA wizards: LEARN from CERN, not the F500

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Re: I wonder...

You wouldn't want to try it while the machine was running. Not if you wanted a long and cancer-free life. Also, you can visit from where you are right now:

http://home.web.cern.ch/about/updates/2013/09/explore-cern-google-street-view

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NZ used XKEYSCORE to spy on World Trade Org election emails

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Re: I would be wary of anything published by Nicky Hager

I wouldn't; Hager has a long history of publishing inconvenient truths. And his selection of which bits to publish is no worse than selections made by right wingers; it's just different. The election was hardly affected by 'Dirty Politics' - as any fool knows, Key gets reelected because he takes care to keep the absurd real estate market in Auckland rolling along, so that undecided voters continue to believe that he is an economic super-hero. Bad luck if you are an underpaid working class Kiwi.

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Snowden tells tech bigwigs: It's up to you to thwart mass surveillance

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Magic!

"technologies to obscure VPN services, so VPN traffic can’t be identified as being encrypted."

Um, so encrypted traffic has to look like clear text? Or is he just saying: use steganography for everyting?

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This ISN'T Net Neutrality. This is Net Google. This is Net Netflix – the FCC's new masters

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If anybody's still reading fresh comments on this story...

"The FCC is going to force cable companies to provide many more details over their internet offerings: everything from speeds, rates, restrictions and packet loss stats. And it will do so for the consumer.

But, it doesn't know how to. So it is asking its Consumer Advisory Committee to come up with a plan within six months."

Actually this concern is at least ten years old and the answer already exists:

http://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc4084

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Re: Not over

Of course it's not over; but given that the US totally screwed up local loop deregulation and thereby retained geographical monopolies, this is a significant step forward. (If you'd checked the number of major US infrastructure providers supporting IPv6 lately, you might have stopped beating that IPv6-hater drum, too.)

And whatever the article says, I expect that the big issues between content providers and content aggregators will end up as FTC and Sherman Act issues rather than FCC issues.

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Complicit Kiwis sniffed Pacific comms says Snowden

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Re: You should read the mainstream news articles

Or you should watch the giggle-show known as "Breakfast" on TVNZ1. Even they got it right this morning: their security consultant said "This surprises nobody in the [SIGINT] business, and there's more to come" and their Pacific Islands correspondent said (in ladylike terms) "This is going to piss off the Pacific Islands." Nobody suggested that the story was inaccurate, except the PM who said it was inaccurate before it came out. Well, if he knew that before it came out, presumably that could only be because GCSB grabbed it and showed it to him, but that would be illegal, so either he was fibbing or he knew that GCSB was breaking the law again...

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High Court: IBM staff refused pay increases can claim damages

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Well, let's think about it a bit more

"...a quarter of UK staff being kicked off its final-salary pension scheme" [in 2009].

However, since about 1997, new hires have of course not joined the Defined Benefit scheme since it was closed by then. So we're talking about people who've now been with IBM for almost thirty years or more, and have not yet accepted a package. So whatever the legality or ethics of it, we aren't actually talking about a very large fraction of IBM UK staff. The majority of the staff, on a Defined Contribution pension scheme, might feel aggrieved at the impact of this decision on the pension fund as a whole.

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Dot-word sensation: Google forks out $25m for a fist of .app-y pills

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A sad day

Ludicrous. Don't be evil??? Don't be stupid!

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Net neutrality victory: FCC approves 'open internet' rules in 3-2 vote

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Re: draconian, greedy monopolies should be a thing of the past

Yes, and I want a pony too.

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I'm the wire starter: ARM, IBM tout plug 'n' play Internet of Stuff kit

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Re: Potentiometer + cloud + monopoly

It all needs to be autonomic and self-configuring, including secure enrollment of new devices. What it doesn't need (from the consumer's point of view) is to depend on proprietary or cartel solutions for that. That's the difference between your £8 spark plugs and £130 injectors (whose fair price is probably £30 at a guess). So beware of Big Blue (or Cisco, or anyone else) who offers the One True Solution for IoT security. The One True Solution includes a monopoly rent.

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What's the hot domain dot-news? Er, it's .news

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Paris Hilton

Whoopee

That's great! News from crap.news will be so much more reliable than news from crap.com. Well worth my share of the $10M, which I am pretty sure we punters will end up paying indirectly.

Paris, because surely paris.news will be here in no time.

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Global DNS power grab: US senators want a word with ICANN next week

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WTF?

Er, piffle. It's not a job for the USG and never has been, and it's not a job for the ITU and never has been. It's a job for the voluntary technical standards that have been ensuring that it works since 1983. No government or UN help needed, thanks.

By the way they aren't called "packages". They've been called "packets" since the 1960s.

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IBM pushes the Accelerate, makes one Big Blue storage family

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Re: Long-Names-With-Silly-Components-itis

Oh come on. I wasn't sneering at the need to avoid other people's trademarks. I was sneering at the pathetic belief that renaming something is going to influence rational purchasing decisions. This nonsense has been going on for years in the distributed storage area (and I mean 20 years at least). Even "GPFS" was a rebranding originally (late 1990s). Lipstick on a pig is really the correct metaphor, because IBM has never, ever got this area right, back to AFS/DFS. Remember the Storage Tank fiasco? Or should I call it IBM TotalStorage SAN File System?

The problem has always been the products, never the names.

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Long-Names-With-Silly-Components-itis

"GPFS was recently rebranded to Elastic Storage. Why is IBM rebranding it again as Spectrum Scale?"

Because some years ago IBM Marketing became infected with Long Name disease, a condition in which the patient believes that long names with silly component words make fools buy stuff that they didn't buy with accurate, descriptive names like "General Parallel File System".

It's an unfortunate form of mental illness, because the more evidence there is that it doesn't work, the more the patient makes the names longer and sillier.

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Hackers fear arms control pact makes exporting flaws illegal

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Re: Impractical law

> how would they enforce this?

Randomly and capriciously, when they decide to go after someone who has pissed them off. But otoh, Wassenaar is very old news, so making a big deal of it now for this particular event is a political choice. (Just as Citizen Four made a political choice, one I admire, and like the PGP T-shirt, which was intentionally provocative.)

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Back off – it is ILLEGAL to make us accountable, claim ICANN lawyers

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Lawyers know best...

...how to give advice that their employer wishes to hear. But that advice doesn't mean anything until it is tested in court.

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Net neutrality: Someone WILL sue. So will the FCC's rules hold up?

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Re: This is the most shoddy analysis of a legal issue the Reg could have posted.

@Tom 13:

OK, now we *know* you're a shill. ianal but there are gazillions of cases where regulations qualify the law.

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Oligopoloy

@Tom 13: "it is proposing to merge the Verizon/Comcast/Time Warner oligopoly into a government controlled monopoly"

That's a most amazing interpretation and has no basis in reality that I can see. Who do you shill for? (It's to the US's shame that the Ma Bell government-endorsed monopoly was tolerated for so long, but this is *nothing* like that at all.) If large carriers fix prices, that is indeed one for the FTC not the FCC, but there's nothing here that favors price-fixing. Go Wheeler!

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Web daddy Tim Berners-Lee calls for net neutrality in Europe

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Read it again, again

There is no escape route from TimBL's quoted words, and they are just plain wrong.

The network *requires* differentiated services to work properly: voice packets need low jitter and low bandwidth, video packets require moderate jitter and high bandwidth, other content packets can tolerate jitter and need all the spare bandwidth, and network control packets like routing protocols need to get absolute priority. The network neutrality zealots simply prefer to ignore this inconvenient truth, and we risk a debacle as a result.

I think TimBL needs to read a book on queueing theory.

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US looks at plan to hand over world's DNS – and screams blue murder

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Re: Stick With What Works

"Why are we trying to change it, is it broken? "

What's broken is that the US Government holds a contract with ICANN, and most people outside the US find this appearance of governmental control obnoxious. So the question is: if this contract is allowed to lapse, is anything needed to replace it?

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Re: What is the NTIA?

It's a department of the US Department of Commerce. I'm sure it stands for something but it doesn't really matter.

http://www.ntia.doc.gov/

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Not obvious at all

" this is an attempt to seize control on a global scale. To transfer power of the internet under the U.N. or equivilent."

Um, you have no idea what you're talking about. It's true that the ITU has always had its eyes on this but there is no proposal whatever to give it to them.

"Many are working very hard to completely eliminate any need for DNS."

Um, you have no idea what you're talking about.

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IBM to cut '118k jobs worldwide' – report claims

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Re: the key to success

"Ten years of clueless IBM executive management."

I once heard Palmisano say (internally) "you don't need a PhD to understand our business model - anyone with a liberal arts degree can understand it." Must check what degree Ginny has... anyway, I could never understand a business model with such low revenue per employee. Apparently it's got no better since I left.

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Hibernating NetMundial rattles internet governance world at Davos

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It's all so...

...boring. When will they all realise that "Internet governance" is an oxymoron and all that can come out of this is many fine lunches and dinners. What? That's the whole point, did you say? Well I never!

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Security? Don't bother until it's needed says RFC

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Re: It has to come..

This has nothing to do with IPv6. Really nothing. It has to do with default behaviour built into popular application-layer protocols.

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Australia tries to ban crypto research – by ACCIDENT

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...everyone follows all the laws

The problem is that publishing a paper about 513 bit crypto would be a rather public breaking of the law and a crime difficult to conceal. But hey, they voted for an idiot prime minister, and that's what they got (like Blighty and Kiwiland, of course).

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How d'you solve a problem like IANA? Internet captains wrestle over US power handover

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Good summary, but...

Thanks for a good summary of something complicated.

The advocates of a separate company to hold a contract with ICANN haven't yet explained how that company would add value, since it would be structured as a non-profit US corporation... er, ICANN is already a non-profit US corporation. Why the new one would be more trustworthy than the old one is left as an exercise for the reader.

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What do UK and Iran have in common? Both want to outlaw encrypted apps

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Re: This must be....

Well yes. RFC1984 was numbered 1984 for a reason.

http://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc1984

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IBM ushers in BIGGEST EVER re-org for the cloud era, say insiders

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Re: "Didnt want to co-operate"?

> No surprise IBM would keep them at arms length after that.

But they didn't. There were years of OS/2-like cooperation over Web Services, WSDL and all that ball of crap. I'm guessing Ginny has re-learned the lesson of the 1980's about exactly why cooperating with MS is a Bad Idea.

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EU net neutrality: Don’t worry, we’re now safely in the hands of … Latvia

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Rubbish

'Net neutrality activists see differentiated services as the gateway to a dreaded “two-tier internet”, '

That is such BS. Differentiated services is how you ensure that voice gets what it needs (low loss, low jitter, low latency, low bandwidth), that video gets what it needs (some loss and jitter, low latency, high bandwidth) and that static text and images get what they need (some loss, any amount of jitter, some latency, all the spare bandwidth). Without differentiated services, user experience will be horrible. It has absolutely nothing to do with network neutrality or with the mythical two-tier Internet.

Journalistic and political ignorance on this topic seems to be very deep-seated and is why almost any legislation is likely to be more damaging than laissez-faire.

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Govt spaffs £170k to develop the INTERNET OF SHEEP

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Re: IANA Reservation

> Wonder if it's possible to get BAAA::/16 reserved for this?

Only if someone writes an RFC on "Standard for the transmission of IPv6 datagrams on ovine carriers."

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Kim Dotcom vows to KILL SKYPE with encrypted MegaChat

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Re: Herr Bunter, please expedite your return to the US

> how can someone return to a place that they have not previously been to?

It seems that in the case of the USA, being accused of a crime there is enough to get a free ticket for your first visit. (Although it's a bit hard to believe that he's never been there, for the US justice system it seems to be enough that his private bits have been there.)

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European data law: UK.gov TRASHES 'unambiguous consent' plans

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Experian

> I never remember explicitly giving companies like experian permission to hold data on me.

I'm guessing it was in the very small print when you first signed up for a credit card or a bank account that allows overdrafts. Like, if you didn't agree to the very small print, you would never get any credit in the first place.

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NSA's Christmas Eve confession: We unlawfully spied on you for 12 years, soz

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Re: Vive la (non) différence

Small correction, which actually makes it worse. What actually came out on Christmas eve is a "décret d'application" - a regulation issued by the government under the previously enacted law. And it gives sole authority to the Prime Minister to allow surveillance requests from a whole bunch of different branches of various ministries. Pretty lamentable, and would have been very acceptable to the ancien régime before the French Revolution. Charles I of England would have found it handy, too.

In fairness though there are a few of the commentards who defend it, being worried about home-grown jihadis.

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ICANN's technical competence queried by Verisign report

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Re: Balance?

And Dave Conrad also said:

"And the approach we agreed upon was a reasonable compromise. There is always a risk any time you change things, but no one is arguing that we shouldn't be making those changes."

Actually, quite a lot of people have been arguing since 1998 that it was a mistake to create any new gTLDs at all (except those to support non-English characters, which are clearly of great importance to the language groups concerned).

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Re: Time for reserved "private" TLDs?

Um, yes, people did think of it, which is why .local is a reserved name and why .home is on hold. But it's also a risky idea - if you're sitting in the back garden and unintentionally connected to your neighbour's WiFi, printer.local might be the wrong printer.

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TRAGEDY STRIKES Vulture News Central but details remain scrambled

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Paradise reggained

Egged on by this story, I looked around a bit, and discovered that if you really liked the old Reggister look, you can get something similar but even simpler by using the current day's archive link, like http://www.theregister.co.uk/Archive/2014/12/20/

Not perfect but better than the continuing disaster of the front page.

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Ofcom mulls selling UK govt's IPv4 cache amid IPv6 rollout flak

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Re: RFC 1149/2549

No, silly, you need RFC 6214 for IPv6

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@ The Vociferous Time Waster

" keep the same last 32 bits"

That is NOT how IPv6 addressing works, sorry. Your address is all fresh and new.

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@Roland6

What do you mean "nothing has been done"? Actually an enormous amount of work has been done in the IETF to make IPv6 in itself very usable. The problems are all those of coexistence of an exhausted, overloaded address space with a new one, that mathematically requires v4/v6 translation at the interface. But the operators with actual experience running CGNs (especially in countries with logging requirements, which is basically all countries except North Korea) know very well that CGN is *vastly* more costly and glitch-prone than rolling out IPv6.

For the IETF's position on IPv6: http://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc6540

Ofcom have been seriously misled.

-- Still hating the Register's new look, mainly reading ZDNET now --

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