93 posts • joined Tuesday 8th January 2008 10:17 GMT
Makes me Laugh on teh bbc site they say we can download a dvd in 3 mins on a 50mb connection...
Wrong lol never works out like that
Makes me laugh
They always use teh term "Hackers"
I would take that as an insult.
Wonder how they catch the peeps on the virgin network with cloned modems.....
That would be a kick in the Teeth as the network works on the Mac address of the modem which is linked to your bill...
When the Modem chats to server the server check if access is allowed. if allowed then you get a IP address..
All well and dandy..
How ever if your Mac has been cloned and being used else where then u r buggered!!.. (if they are filesharing)
Kind of reminds me of the Tv Licence people who assume every one in the uk has a tv and you have to prove you dont.....
Bit like saying every one with a net connection must file share and you ahve to prove you dont....
Oh the joys of uk law eh lol
Ahh now i know
Now thats where they shipped hat guy from london who was driveing that tunnel boring machine..
Me no speaks "Jive" Man
That was published in 1982...
Does that mean as i was born in 79 I am a indiglo thingy?
Cool Time to get back to me basement me thinks and continue with me hyrdo fusion generator
Is it Sue Google Month
It must be... Makes a change from Microsoft being sued for a change
Does this mean I can grab a few mates around with a few beers like we used to when the Mayday riots happened?
Great viewing on Sky and when the sky cam bloke wa getting beat up you could switch to teh BBC filming the skycam guy being beat. and vice versa...
All this was before all this digital TV multiangle rubbish.
All we need is Delboy in his car to turn up wack the horn and seperate the protestors from the police.!
Time to fire up Amiga Voyager 2.95 me thinks
RUN IE6 on it
Was getting a score of 4 with that!
Got to laugh though people must get realy bored and think of new ways to sue compaines.
What are the chances of some 1 seeing you on google street view and then they see you in teh street?
9 times out of ten people dont take any notice.
Makes you laugh
Whats to stop them monitoring all traffic anyways?? unofficaly of course.
And dont people pipe up and say they dont do it its the law....
Case of yeh right.
Speaking of Monitoring wonder ig GCHQ have taken there base off google maps yet lol
Only use IE if i realy have to (Piss poor coded sites)
Funny part is most of the Computer repairs i do these days involve removing al the crap out of them (Yes i know we was thinking about windows here)
And why are people so happy to install about 6 toolbars on there browser??
But keeps me busy i suppose lol....
Now time to go andsmirk at me Unbunto box (and teh kids stupid box which is stuck in 800x600)
Got to Say it
Paint it Yellow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ahh yes I rem this UAC in Vista.
Had my shiny new laptop in Sept last year.
Had a play with Vista.. Got hacked off with the UAC and was turned off within the hour.
Now funnily enough do not use vista at all on the laptop lol.....
Windows = Basterdiseing PCs everywhere.
Get the boiler suites
Well get the Orange Boiler suits prepped
Hmm So I am not the only one noticed that XP needs a reinstall after about 6 months.. Thank god for Norton Ghost eh.
Also there is still people out there who insist on storing all there data on one drive with out even partioning it. (Prefer seperate drives my self)
So if you spill your drink over your desk your nice new cardbaord pc will happily absorb the liquid.
Then once the Card has enough i am pretty sure the electricity wuld be more then happy to travel around teh card thus makeing the thing live. lol
Wonder if they will fix that bug with the power saver thingy on me lap top.
When running on battery the screen is dimly lit to save batt power however when I used to connect the mains to it when the thing had vista onit the screen would light up properlty.
even in the power savings menu i ave tried to adjust teh brightness and it just laughs at me.
How ever I found if i restart with main power in it works lol.
And ye i have sent feedback to Microsoft!!
Now I am wondering if we will all have have to buy new Freeview boxes?? Or is the Frequency already picked up by the boxes... Or certain makes/models might need replacing.
Ahh well we shall see... Wonder if they will send out Channel 5 stlye men who used to come and retune your video player before channel 5 went live.
So if MS are not allowed to ship any broswer with windows BUT you need to go online to get a browser erm how the hell you sodding ment to do it (And dont say go round a mates house!!)
Reminds me of that stupid argument I had with Pace when I had my 56k Dial up modem.
I had damaged the drivers disk so I rang em up to have a new one sent. But they was insistant I go online and download the driver. But I could not get online to get the driver as i needed the driver to get on line lol took me 30 mins for the woman at the other end of the fone to click on. and yes this was back in 1997/8
ALl they need is a "May Contatin Thingy"
May contain the following :-
The rat that was caught eating the leftovers in the bin outside.
Anything that may be on hand to stick in there
And my favorite is :- http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7669625.stm
And yes i live not too far away from wolvo am glad i am too lazy to que at 1am for a kebab.
Paris because every one has seen her kebab!
- iSPY: Apple Stores switch on iBeacon phone sniff spy system
- Chinese gamer plays on while BMW burns to the ground
- It's true, the START MENU is coming BACK to Windows 8, hiss sources
- Pic NASA Mars tank Curiosity rolls on old WET PATCH, sighs, sniffs for life signs
- How UK air traffic control system was caught asleep on the job