* Posts by Mark Simon

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Apple joins the bug bounty party with $200,000 top prize

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Do they plan on inviting the FBI? Or would the FBI prefer to keep quiet … ?

How the HTTPS-snooping, email addy and SSN-raiding HEIST JavaScript code works

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The worst part …

is how counter-intuitive it is to disable 3rd party cookies. For Firefox:

1. Preferences

2. Privacy

3. History: Use custom settings for history

4. Accept third-party cookies: Never

… what?

Classic Shell, Audacity downloads infected with retro MBR nuke nasty

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Paris Hilton

Re: Download Only From Sources You Can Trust

This is humour, isn’t it … ?

Brit chip bods ARM quietly piling up cash. Softbank will be happy

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Does that add up?

From the figures presented here, it will take 50-100 years for ARM’s revenue to match the purchase price.

I know that the Japanese have a better sense of long-term investment than Australian investors, but … ?

Glassdoor spaffs users' email addresses in bcc fail

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Dire Consequences

I once did some contract work for a company who were somewhat tardy in payments. When the manager sent an email to the contractors about his cash flow problems, he put us all in the To: header.

This resulted in one of the other contractors emailing the rest of us telling us that we’ll probably never get paid. This in turn led to more emails, and eventually we became an informal action group, each of us sharing tales of woe, as well as snippets of scandal.

The company folded, the manager went bankrupt, and was given a gaol sentence for crimes committed in trying to cover his financial problems.

We never did get paid, but it makes a good story — not using the BCC button can get you in deep trouble.

WikiLeaks fights The Man by, er, publishing ordinary people's personal information

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“Schoolboy Plitics”

“Just you, and your schoolboy politics, and your idiotically conceited faith in your own importance.” — Sir Nigel Irvine in The Fourth Progocol (1987).

He could have been talking about the whole WikiLeaks thing. It doesn’t matter what noble thoughts they had in mind, it doesn’t justify acting like a bunch of children who either don’t know or don’t care about the consequences of their behavior.

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Re: Whew that was a close one

“Was wondering why spell check had no suggestions.”

That’s because American spell checkers are full of wild cards to cover all the words they keep making up.

Empty your free 30GB OneDrive space today – before Microsoft deletes your files for you

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Owncloud

I use OwnCloud precisely because I don’t trust any of the others to (a) keep my data intact, (b) keep my data secure and (c) keep their promises.

I know that involves running a (Linux) server at my home office, but that is a lot less of a headache than losing your data or being beholden to a third party who keeps changing the rules.

Pokemon Go oh no no no, we're not reading your email, says gamemaker

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Re: Are they testing the official apk or the known malware infected apk?

@ac Does literacy come into your definition of “idiot”?

Nukeware: New malware deletes files and zaps system settings

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The point is that, in this case, option 2 isn’t much of an option if the files cannot be recovered anyway.

That just leaves option 1, which is not a bad strategy. Even without scumware, important data can be lost. Been there, done that, never again.

Microsoft's cringey 'Hey bae <3' recruiter email translated by El Reg

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… and how you managed not to …

SQLite developers need to push the patch

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Not Open Source

“… popular open source database …”

As far as I am aware, SQLite is not open-source, though it is in the public domain.

Among other things, I would guess that has some effect on how bugs are handled.

Unicode serves up bacon emoji

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What do you mean by teapot?

I thought there was …

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/02/12/ndonesian_comms_ministry_orders_gay_emoji_block/

Pointless features add to browser bloat and insecurity

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Not all unused features are useless …

The problem with some of the features is that they are new and not fully implemented in the other browsers. This is true of advances in JavaScript and HTML5 which should make development much easier.

IE is, of course, the key offender, and as long as some developers are worried about Legacy™ support, they will have to forego the new features in favour of older ones with wider support. And it’s no good mentioning that newer versions of IE or Edge support the newer features if you’re after the widest audience.

Another problem is that some popular libraries, such as, say, jQuery, may not take advantages of newer features, and their immense popularity with developers may reflect this.

Node.js releases version 6.0. Yes, yes, LTS

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re ECMA

ECMA changed its official name from the European Computer Manufacturers Association to ECMA International about 20 years ago.

Just so you know …

Ad-blocker blocking websites face legal peril at hands of privacy bods

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Grey Areas

I agree with the EU’s stance, but I’m a little unsure where the boundaries are.

Search engines and other services use the IP address to guess the location, and mobile devices already have access to geolocation via JavaScript. Servers and JavaScript have been known to do some browser and OS sniffing. Even screen size sniffing to choose suitable images. Can’t this be regarded as private data in the same sense?

Cinema boss gives up making kids turn off phones: 'That's not how they live their life'

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That should work …

I don’t go to the cinema any more because the movies are boring, the food is over-priced, the seats are uncomfortable, the advertising is painful, I’m surrounded by jerks who can’t enjoy am movie in peace and I’m being charged a fortune for the experience.

Now what could entice me to change my mind … ? That’s it! Allow twerps with the attention span of an epileptic rabbit on heat and the intellectual capacity of a sandwich to light up the place with phones on TwitFace or some other loser network. That should round of the experience nicely.

Windows 10 debuts Blue QR Code of Death – and why malware will love it

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Re: Come on MS. Please tell us who thought that this was a good idea?

Personally, I have no skills whatsoever at reading QR codes either. That’s why I leave it up to my QR scanning software to tell me what it says before I actually go the URL.

I agree, however that QR codes are a bit dated. They grew out of a particular need at the time (for tracking car parts), but it’s conceivable that they may be replaced with something cooler.

Bavarian town rescinds Hitler's honorary citizenship

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Re: It's a start

They did in 24 December 2013: http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-25495315

Google tried to be funny, cocked it up, everyone thought it was a bug

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Joke

Re: MIssing the Point?

Probably a set of points.

Data-thirsty mobile owners burn through 5GB a month

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Waste of Bandwidth

How much of this data is due to the ad networks, not only on web pages, but also on add-supported apps? How much more of the data is squandered on loading muscle-bound libraries designed to crack a walnut with a pile driver? And, of course, poor so-called responsive design which serves up oversized images and videos just in case?

I’ve recently switched to Vodafone (in Australia) allowing me to share data allowances on all devices. Until last week I had 19Gb available!

HTTPS is not enough: Boffins fingerprint user environments without cracking crypto

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Paris Hilton

No Brainer … ?

If you just took a wild guess at what someone was probably using right now, you could probably guess that they were using Windows or possibly iOS, Chrome or possibly Safari, and Facebook or Twitter with not quite 96.06% accuracy. All this without eavesdropping.

Paris because I said “no brainer”.

Bloody Danes top world happiness league

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The Happiest Place on Earth

Where does Disneyland fit in all this … ?

Get ready to patch Git servers, clients – nasty-looking bugs surface

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There are still bugs in such routine tasks?

The function looks like a pretty hard-coded way of performing what should have been a routine task — concatenating strings.

I though good coding included packaging routine tasks into reusable functions or methods, so that we can move on from debugging the umpteenth incarnation of the same code.

Swedish publishers plan summer ‘Block Party’ to thwart ad blockers

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It’s us vs them …

The publishers are assuming a business model which regards consumers as the enemy, and harasses them to toe the line. Not normally a good way to endear them to the customer.

I agree, however, with the description of AdBlock as a protection racket. I also agree with this being naïve & complicated. They just for got to add pointless, antagonistic and suicidal.

Police use of illegally held biometrics broke the law, says commish

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Goes without saying …

“Police use of illegally held biometrics broke the law”

Things done illegally often break the law. Funny that …

Chinese boffins grow new eye lenses using stem cells

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Re: So they've "solvedcd" a problem that does not really exist?

Illiteracy notwithstanding, I think you’ve missed the point here.

Regenerative medicine — the ability to regrow faulty organs — is a bit of a holy grail in medicine. Not only is the achievement itself of tremendous value to a large number of human beings, it may be a step towards further advances in this area. Well done and good luck.

Or maybe you were being ironic and forgot the Joke Alert — or is that Jerk Alert?

Oracle support sackings and 'consolidation' almost complete

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What a surprise …

Oh look, large company with a vice-like grip on its customers is saving its own money at the expense of its customers. This works as long as customers have no alternative — until they find one.

We’re not holding biz to ransom, says pay to play ad-blocking outfit

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Plan B

What the Internet needs is a more intelligent revenue stream. Ads are a model that sort of worked in Free TV, but are clearly showing signs of age. On the Internet, we have the technology to block them, and there is an increasing expectation that we should be able to.

I’m lucky. I can live without sites that force ads on me. I’m happy to pay a subscription for the good ones and to abandon the mediocre ones.

Cook moves iPhone debate to FBI's weak ground: The media

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But who owns the device?

In general, it’s good that Apple is refusing to break into its own security system, and it’s good that the security appears to be working, too well for some. But surely this is an exceptional case.

The news reports indicate that it is the county itself who owns the phone. Do they not have a legal right to access what is on their system? Although the phone was legally used by an employee, does that employee have a legal right to expect to keep their data private? I thought that this would be similar whether your boss has legal access to emails on your work account.

I’m (obviously) not a lawyer, but I wonder whether the real owner has the legal and moral right ask for help picking the lock. Apple would then have the face-saving option of agreeing on the grounds that they are assisting the owner and not some evil third party, and that this could not possibly set a precedent for government to gain access to everybody else’s phone.

Get out of mi casa, Picasa: Google photo site to join Wave, Code, Reader in silicon hell

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The decent thing …

… is to open-source the app. I always thought that it was a pretty decent app, especially since it was free and cross platform. I only got rid of it because I hate being tethered to Google.

It does see a bit rough to announce its demise with only a month to go. Anybody taking it seriously will need more than that to find an alternative and to transfer everything across.

It makes one wonder what other Google services you can rely on.

How one of the poorest districts in the US pipes Wi-Fi to families – using school buses

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Re: What he means is...

You’ve got satellite?

I remember when I had to connect to the Internet via two tomato tins and a piece of string. Of course we couldn’t afford tomatoes in those days, so we had to substitute discarded paint tins which we found rummaging through the garbage tip. Of course being too poor to afford our own garbage tip, we had to travel for miles to the one in the next county. On foot. Bare feet, because we were so disadvantaged that we only had one pair of shoes which we saved for special occasions such as our own funerals. If you could afford a funeral at all, instead of just being dumped in the aforementioned garbage tip.

And don’t even talk about the string which had to be unraveled from old underwear which only only the upper echelon could afford …

Just kidding. Well done Coachella Valley for having the will to do good with an otherwise idle resource.

Met Police wants to keep billions of number plate scans after cutoff date

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Actually, it makes some sense …

Given that it takes many years for some cases to get to court, and many more to finalise the case, it makes logical sense that evidence relating to the case, even in the discovery phase, needs to be available for quite some time. Destroying this evidence after 2 years is inconsistent with the inordinately long periods of time in the judicial process.

The problem here is that there is no facility to keep only the appropriate data, which is, of course a serious design weakness.

France joins India in telling Facebook to just Zuck off

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For this reason, I always specified which key to press : “press the space bar” or something like that. Not only is it easier to find, it removes the burden of decision making from the poor hapless user.

Mark Simon

I use passwords with complex characters, but find increasingly that it’s a pain in the neck when typing on my phone, since I have to keep switching between keyboards. Longer alphabetic passwords would be less of pain, and just as secure …

AdBlock Plus, websites draft peace deal so ads can bypass blockade

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Defeating the Purpose

An ad blocker that allows some ads through. The definition of what constitutes an acceptable ad is what caused the problem in the first place. If ads were less inappropriate, less intrusive and less of a strain on users’ resources, they wouldn’t have pissed everyone enough to develop and install ad blockers in the first place.

I’m also a convert to uBlock Origin, and I can see that the philosophical underpinnings AdBlock Plus are clearly up for grabs.

Sorry Register. I love your site, and I know you need the cash, and I’m even willing to pay for a subscription, but ad networks are a total pain in the delicate regions.

Oracle to kill off Java browser plugins with JDK 9

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Pathetic, isn’t it … ?

Today, the best thing you can say about the Java plugin is that it’s gone.

Java should have been a good idea, providing a cross-browser platform delivered over the Web. The language itself was (is) good (if somewhat dated) and the whole byte-code mechanism promised flexibility and a vendor-neutral environment. Too bad it never really happened and the cost of relying on a buggy insecure plugin that didn’t quite do the job more than outweighed the benefit.

At least maybe now the Australian Government might get the hint and dump Java for its web security. Or maybe not …

It's Wikipedia mythbuster time: 8 of the best on your 15th birthday

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Re: Er, I like Wikipedia

“IMDB should have the info you seek about actors” …

… except that it probably doesn’t. Many of its articles are brief or incomplete and much of the data is user-contributed, just like, hmm, Wikipedia

Murderous necrophiliac kangaroo briefly wins nation's heart

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Are you sure that’s not wallaby bits?

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Re: Natural behaviour

Good point, though probably lost in this discussion …

Come in Internet Explorers, your time is up. Or not. Up to you

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Re: If

“IE 6 also gave the world the XMLHttpResponse hook …’

Not entirely true. XMLHttpResponse was implemented as an ActiveX object, and you had to sort your way through 4 different versions to properly get one working. All other browsers implemented it directly in the browser, and it was only IE7 – unbelievably long after IE6 – which followed suit, which made IE the last browser to do so.

True what you say about the mistake of tying the browser to the OS. It meant, for example, that the only up-to-date (at the time) browser not available to Windows XP was IE, and Microsoft were telling every one that this is because XP didn’t have the technology required to make newer version work, even though everyone else succeeded.

Swiss try to wind up Apple with $25k dumb-watch

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Re: Dumb Watch?

“Now you tell me which is the most accurate.”

You can improve on that. If you don’t wind the mechanical watch, and remove the battery from the quartz watch, they’ll both be right twice a day, which is better than most watches.

With apologies to Lewis Carrol, and to a small extent, Spike Milligan

'You're updated!' Drupal says, with fingers crossed behind back

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Never again …

Worked on one Drupal project which is two too many.

Hopelessly complex PHP & Database structure. Dependence on innumerable plugins which are poorly documented, poorly understood and of unknown security. Cumbersome update process. Even more cumbersome to backup and redeploy.

The problem with most of these CMS packages is that they appeal to the amateur who does not have the advanced skills required to maintain them and to customise them safely.

Dick limps towards inglorious end: Gadget retailer on the brink

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Re: It's a sad end

Part of the fun was Dick Smith’s wicked sense of humour. Like promoting “Smith’s Chips” and his April Fools pranks, notably the Printed Integrated Circuit (The PRIC).

Still he showed great sense when he sold off the business and went off in a helicopter.

What did we learn today? Microsoft has patented the slider bar

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Deja View

“The real focus of the legal challenge is on copying the design of the Microsoft Office ribbon bar.”

The first time I saw something like the Microsoft Office Ribbon Bar was on DreamWeaver when it was still a MacroMedia product. Unlike MS Office, DreamWeaver’s was useful and not down-your-throat.

Australian government urges holidaymakers to kill two-factor auth

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They have no idea about security.

These are the same morons who implemented a Java-based “AusKey” security that took weeks to apply for and failed every time there was a Java update. Java plus 1FA. What could possibly go wrong?

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Re: 2FA is so poorly supported

“passcode” would be even better to encourage non-apha characters. Hmm, I think I’ll start using that myself.

25 years ago: Sir Tim Berners-Lee builds world's first website

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The best thing about the Web …

… is that the whole thing is open. HTTP, HTML and all of the protocols that underlie the web are free for everyone to use, to analyse and to be involved in. Even the networking protocols which carry all of the traffic.

It’s worth noting while modern IT companies make truck loads of cash charging fees and suing everybody else how much we have all benefited from a free and open Internet.

Millions of families hit in toymaker VTech hack – including 200,000+ kids

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This is happening too often …

The real problem is that everybody here knows what’s wrong with the setup but nobody in the Real World seems to know.

Ordinary adults still still naively submit personal details to morons who don’t know how to keep a secret.

Personally I lie about every non-essential detail, and create a unique password for every new online account. Most normal human beings can’t be bothered or don’t understand the risks.

It’s about time that practical standards of security were created and that all vendors collecting personal information be required to adhere to them, or at least to indicate whether they do or not. In Australia, at least, banking, public transport and trades, to name a few, are all regulated. There is no reason that the same consumer protection can’t be applied to privacy & security.

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