57 posts • joined 11 Jun 2008
Re: Oh $!#t.
I picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue.
Fuck me sideways.... The inmates are truly running the asylum.
who the fuck would want to watch it anyway?
I couldnt watch this.. ever.
Once you watch it , you cant unwatch it.
Shit like this would follow me around in my head for a fucking eternity... fuck that.
Pretty much anyone in the City of London police.
Re: Before the knee-jerk "PC gone mad" comments start in earnest...
Why dont you go put on a dress.
To quote Jim Jeffries
If you took away my bacon and beer, I'd fly a fucking plane into a building.
Re: Sharing Absurdities
It could be so much worse.
Re: Great Article.
We need all the lithium for shake n bake.
Re: My first program
It was a ;
... will be first against the wall when the revolution comes.
"Oh, I see your logic now. So when someone figures out a way to rob something (say a bank), it's perfectly OK in your sick little world for them to go ahead and commit that crime. Really? Do you actually read what you write? Are these the morals you instil in your children?"
I can't have children you sick cunt.
Hi my name is Barbie..
.. I love you
As japes go....
Yep, i'm happy with that.
It might be 1974 in my head but the French did
a) State (by the president no less) that we were rolling out the carpet for French medals
b) When they preceded to win next to fuck all point the finger at Team GB for cheating with their cycling equipment, leading to a brilliant wind up merchant (from the UK) to phone in and explain that it was because Team GB wheels were specially designed to be more 'round'. This was then taken as final proof by the French that we were indeed cheating.
I suspect you are a dirty Frenchman.... nose out of joint sir?
Re: ch 4
Boyle said: "Jordan and Peter Andre are still fighting each other over custody of Harvey - eventually one of them will lose and have to keep him."
He went on to say: "I have a theory about the reason Jordan married a cage fighter - she needed a man strong enough to stop Harvey from f**king her."
Cracking joke, whats wrong with that?
Great article .......
.... would read again.
Isn't this going to be almost as easy as with Win 7?
Download BIOS image -> Flash BIOS -> snigger
What's HTML ever done for us?
heh, I'll play...
'Law and Order ?'
'Yeah, remember what the Internets used to be like Reg'
Peoples Liberation Front
This has got....
... DRM written all over it.
You think they'd have learnt by now.
Speed cameras outside schools
I've never seen the logic of this. Outside a school the LAST thing I should be looking at is my speedo.
FFS Just re-read this in the voice of Paul Gadd....
I only watch on demand
I have a virgin box that CAN receive live TV but I ONLY watch on demand TV through the box and film flex through PS3.
As I read it, I don't have to pay as I don't watch broadcast TV but have to pay because I have the ability to receive broadcasts.
Can anyone enlighten me?
... ask it where you can get a 'nice hot cup of tea'.
Pluto is a planet
No it isn't.
Agreed, Pipex were the bollocks.
TalkTalk are total shit..... not your normal shit, that award goes to BT.
You know the dog shit that has mould on it? That's Talktalk...... White dog shit is cool, mouldy dog shit is just dog shit with mould on it.
Fuck off talktalk..... negative vote me if you want... I've been on bag all day and you haven't.
I'm Brian and so is my wife.
More like this please.
"As one might expect the resulting material focused on matters of interest only to mental cripples. "
I'm still giggling... nice one!
shirley you mean windows Workbench?
I'd buy one if I could run homebrew.
I don't have a PS3 or any other console.....
.... My day to day PC is an average (albeit slightly overclocked) dual core with last years 4850... Maybe i'm too old, but since Half Life I haven't had the patience to see a game through to the end.
I do love emulators & homebrew shit though, and i'd buy a ps3 on the strength of this (coupled with home ent etc)... If the ps3 can run bedroom code then i'm sold... otherwise , nah.
Wish i'd had a heads up on this
Shares went up 58% when this broke.
Agree with everyone else though... WTF?
Unless we're going to have Cam-Toe [TM] we're really not going to see much benefit.
There, fixed your post for you.
I was having a shit day...
... until I read this.
"One minute you're down, the next you're right back up again. "
OEM Prices here are.
£68 Home Premium
Tasers are a non lethal last resort
You don't fucking tase old ladies.... end of.
This shit will be commonplace here soon. My (late) old man was a (oldschool) copper, he'd think nothing of a punch up with a scrote who was up for it.. your nicked, job done. Old school coppering at it's best. Tasers should be meant as a last resort to a tooled up knobhead who presents a real life threatening danger not a member of the blue rinse brigade who is a 'bit pissed off'.
Tasing fucking hurts.. bad. It would have been less painful / torture to have brained her with his truncheon. So it's non lethal... so is fucking waterboarding and that doesn't hurt.
Fuck this copper, fuck tasers and fuck Nu Labour for allowing them over here.
(I know this was a septic moment and not here)
Easy to do yourself.
Just cut the bell wire on the master socket. I went from 5.5 meg up to 7 and a bit using this little hack.
BT Webwise increases your protection against online fraud and makes ads that appear on participating websites more relevant to your interests. It's completely free for BT Total Broadband customers and you don't have to download or install any software for it to work.
BT Webwise automatically adds an additional layer of protection against online fraud by checking the sites you visit against a list of suspected fraudulent and untrustworthy websites. When you attempt to visit any website on the list, you'll see a warning, so you can choose whether or not to visit it. It's another way BT is helping to protect you online.
BT Webwise also personalises the online advertising you see when browsing on participating websites by linking ads to your interests. For example, if you search for a weekend trip to Paris or visit pages related to Paris, BT Webwise would replace the standard ads that would normally appear with advertising relating to travel or hotels information. You won't see any more adverts than you normally do - they'll simply be more relevant.
My Amiga runs in 512K.
Mind you, it's shit.
It works on the Amiga.
Stockton you cock.
Make politics fun
Boris for P.M.
I hope they're next.... wankers.
Has anyone figured out how much....
.... data this would generate?
I'm too stupid, but can someone have a go?
How much Data?
Can someone who isn't half cut give us an idea of how much data would be generated in one day ?
I also hate this fucking government.... mind you , i'd shag Caroline flint.
..is worthless without screenshots.
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