Posts by Skyraker

As japes go....

.... splendid.

Great article .......

.... would read again.

Isn't this going to be almost as easy as with Win 7?

Download BIOS image -> Flash BIOS -> snigger

This has got....

... DRM written all over it.

You think they'd have learnt by now.

Speed cameras outside schools

I've never seen the logic of this. Outside a school the LAST thing I should be looking at is my speedo.

FFS Just re-read this in the voice of Paul Gadd....

Just don't....

... ask it where you can get a 'nice hot cup of tea'.

Just....

Jailbreak...

More like this please.

"As one might expect the resulting material focused on matters of interest only to mental cripples. "

I'm still giggling... nice one!

Wish i'd had a heads up on this

Shares went up 58% when this broke.

Agree with everyone else though... WTF?

@David England

Unless we're going to have Cam-Toe [TM] we're really not going to see much benefit.

There, fixed your post for you.

Tasers are a non lethal last resort

You don't fucking tase old ladies.... end of.

This shit will be commonplace here soon. My (late) old man was a (oldschool) copper, he'd think nothing of a punch up with a scrote who was up for it.. your nicked, job done. Old school coppering at it's best. Tasers should be meant as a last resort to a tooled up knobhead who presents a real life threatening danger not a member of the blue rinse brigade who is a 'bit pissed off'.

Tasing fucking hurts.. bad. It would have been less painful / torture to have brained her with his truncheon. So it's non lethal... so is fucking waterboarding and that doesn't hurt.

Fuck this copper, fuck tasers and fuck Nu Labour for allowing them over here.

(I know this was a septic moment and not here)

Broadband Accelerator

Easy to do yourself.

Just cut the bell wire on the master socket. I went from 5.5 meg up to 7 and a bit using this little hack.

@Dervla

BT Webwise increases your protection against online fraud and makes ads that appear on participating websites more relevant to your interests. It's completely free for BT Total Broadband customers and you don't have to download or install any software for it to work.

BT Webwise automatically adds an additional layer of protection against online fraud by checking the sites you visit against a list of suspected fraudulent and untrustworthy websites. When you attempt to visit any website on the list, you'll see a warning, so you can choose whether or not to visit it. It's another way BT is helping to protect you online.

BT Webwise also personalises the online advertising you see when browsing on participating websites by linking ads to your interests. For example, if you search for a weekend trip to Paris or visit pages related to Paris, BT Webwise would replace the standard ads that would normally appear with advertising relating to travel or hotels information. You won't see any more adverts than you normally do - they'll simply be more relevant.

1GB Pah!

My Amiga runs in 512K.

Mind you, it's shit.

Make politics fun

Boris for P.M.

DSG

I hope they're next.... wankers.

For fucks sake

I've bought GTA since the first incarnation (top down 2D) but this is the first time I wont.

I don't buy many but apart from GTA series, Dungeon Keeper series, EVE & TF2 I grab a torrent and am glad I didn't shell out for it. This I was about to pre-order on Steam.

Now I'll just wait a week and grab from demonoid.

Rockstar used to be cool, but then so did Kajagoogoo.