* Posts by Christoph

3323 publicly visible posts • joined 24 Dec 2007

USA to insist on pre-flight mobe power probe

Christoph

Re: The queues will get horrendous

You've already got problems if you carry laptops or portable HDDs to the states. Not only will all your data get copied off, they may add spyware.

Google BLOCKS access to Goldman client-leak email

Christoph

Well done Google. Even when everyone agrees it needs to be done, they still make sure all the legal requirements are in place before releasing information on an innocent third party.

NASA: Satellite which will end man-made CO2 debate in orbit at last

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"some answers on if and how we can do something about climate change."

If the denialists manage to stall everything for only a few more years, the answer will be:

Location: Up shit creek

Paddle status: False

Christoph

Re: On the gripping hand..

We are pumping CO2 into the atmosphere. In huge amounts. This is not something that's in doubt, we are burning stuff and producing CO2.

So for these changes to be NOT man made, that CO2 would have to be disappearing somewhere without trace, and some other CO2 would have to be appearing from some unknown source in similar amounts, and have only started appearing in the last few years rather than the billions of years Earth has been around.

Yes, it appears that nobody (other than yourself) is considering that possible case.

Odd, that.

MIT and CERN's secure webmail plan stumped by PayPal freeze

Christoph

When we pressed the PayPal representative on the phone for further details, he "

said "Ouch! Err ... we .. . ouch! ... can't, um, comment on ... ouch! ... any of that"

Drone-assisted Swiss construct virtual 3D castle

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Switzerland’s most visited historic monument

Not any more? Will people not bother to visit when they can tour it remotely?

Or possibly visitor numbers might increase, to view the real thing after doing a remote tour?

I hope someone will be doing a detailed look at the numbers to check what actually happens.

It's a Doddle: Amazon inks train station parcel deal with Network Rail

Christoph

Deliver to no-longer-manned suburban tube station.

Pick up from locker late night when getting home from the pub.

Head out half-drunk, in dark, from known collection point with expensive gadget under arm.

What could possibly go wrong?

US spanks phone-jamming vendor with $34.9 MEEELLION fine

Christoph

Re: What we need

Unfortunately it's not just 'official' emergency calls that people might need to make or receive.

There's plenty of things that are emergencies for individuals but are nothing to do with the official emergency services.

Just as an example, would you want to stop someone receiving the message "We have found a compatible donor. Come in for surgery NOW" ?

DON'T PANIC: Facebook returns after 30-minute outage terror

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"in living memory" means within the memory of the oldest people still alive.

So for Facebook to have had an earlier outage, it would have to have happened while Victoria was still on the throne.

Microsoft eggheads publish JavaScript crypto code for devs

Christoph
Black Helicopters

"and MS notes that this library will probably be replaced in future versions."

Obvious problem there - even if they don't quietly slip the NSA back-doored version in later, who is going to believe them that they won't? (Or won't have their arms twisted to do so.)

Tor is '90 per cent of the net' claims City of London Police Commish – and he's dead wrong

Christoph

It's just that he's so used to that kind of percentage, since 90% of the City of London police are crooks.

(Which is an absolutely true number that I've just made up.)

Christoph

Re: Maybe...

But some of their connections, publicly and openly acknowledged, are those nice respectable Scientologists ... oh, hang on a minute ...

DANGER MOUSE is back ... and he isn't half a GLASSHOLE

Christoph
Joke

"knee-trembling threats"

Is a knee-trembler really suitable for children's television?

Splash! Three times as much water as ALL of Earth's oceans found TRAPPED underground

Christoph

Re: Equilibrium?

It's pretty well got to be in balance. It's had several billion years to do so, without either flooding or draining the surface.

London commuter hell will soon include 'one card to rule them all'

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It's a gigantic government IT project - what could possibly go wrong?

One obvious problem for a start. Once this is brought in all other methods of payment will be removed. The same way they are stopping cash payments for London buses. So if your card is lost or stolen, you won't be able to use any form of public transport. If you are stuck somewhere late on a Saturday night, you are stuck. Sorry young woman who's just been robbed, you're going to have to walk home and hope you don't get raped too many times on the way.

CIA rendition jet was waiting in Europe to SNATCH SNOWDEN

Christoph

Re: TheOtherHobbes

"The result is a free hand for ISIS and other extremist groups the US successfully pushed put of Iraq as part of the co-operative work done with local Sunnis in the Anbar Awakening."

With a bit of help from the Saudis, and a lot of hypocrisy from the west, it's a right old tangle.

About the only people who don't get a say in what happens are, as usual, the ones actually living there (or trying to).

Wedding tackle started out as PROTO-SHARKS' LEGS, boffins say

Christoph

This story will run and run

Feedly DDoSed by ransom-threat crims: 'We refused to give in'

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"after refusing to pay criminals to stop the attack"

And that is called paying the Dane-geld;

But we've proved it again and again,

That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld

You never get rid of the Dane.

Redmond is patching Windows 8 but NOT Windows 7, say security bods

Christoph

Interesting. They announced the end of security patches for Windows XP with years of advance warning and fanfare, so they obviously thought it extremely important to warn users about it.

Which gives them a lot to explain if they've ended Windows 7 security support on the quiet a few days later.

NSA: Inside the FIVE-EYED VAMPIRE SQUID of the INTERNET

Christoph

Re: Lets not forget who is to blame

"in the real world these organisations daily stop us getting killed or injured by the forces out there."

And they stop us all getting killed by tigers. Have you seen any tigers roaming the streets of London? See? It works! They are protecting us!

Queen's Speech: Computer Misuse Act to be amended, tougher sentences planned

Christoph

Re: Shark Jumped!

Books of photographs by Lewis Carroll (which I saw openly for sale in a Fleet Street bookshop in the 80's)

The diaries of a notorious criminal who sold 9 year old girls as sex slaves while committing genocide as a side line. And perhaps they could also imprison anyone who celebrates him on Columbus Day?

Revealed: GCHQ's beyond top secret Middle Eastern internet spy base

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Joke

Re: Official Secrets Act?

"We'll bake you a cake with a file in it."

GCHQ have already read the contents of that file.

Christoph

Re: Britain's got secrets

"At what level are things really kept secret"

That would be Strap 4, which covers codewords like CASE NIGHTMARE GREEN.

Christoph

Re: How security makes you safer and is a job for life

"2/ Conflate your government's interests with the national interest"

That's already official as a result of the Clive Ponting case. The "national interest" is the personal and political interest of whatever bunch of politicians is currently in power.

TOADOCALYPSE NOW: Madagascar faces down amphibious assault

Christoph

Re: Wrong amphibian, but close enough...

A really ribbiting story

French Hacker Legion is West's foremost snoop squad says Robert Gates

Christoph

“We nearly are alone in the world in not using our intelligence services for the competitive advantage of our businesses.”

Words fail me.

I mean really. I usually have a snarky comment to make about this sort of thing, but that claim is just beyond belief. You'd have to be a Fox News watcher to credit it for an instant.

Snowden never blew a whistle, US spy boss claims

Christoph

@Slawek

Who is kept "solitary confinement for decades for trivial reasons"?

These are the longest, but there are many many other examples. Mostly black of course. The reasons for doing this vary from petty to pretty well non-existent.

Christoph
WTF?

WTF?

"he should trust in the American system of justice,"

The system that imprisons and tortures people for years without trial, without even charging them with anything?

The system that holds people in solitary confinement for decades for trivial reasons?

Boffins: How to generate crypto-keys using a smartphone – and quantum physics

Christoph

It may be random but is it unbiased?

How do they manage to make it indistinguishable from perfectly random? Even if it has a quantum input, the process of digitisation might make it more likely for instance to get a '1' than a '9' - the article doesn't say how they get round that.

Would they be able to make certain that no production devices had any such bias?

Spy platform zero day exposes cops' wiretapped calls

Christoph

The Cobblers Children Have No Shoes

That's a common problem - the snoopers are so busy snooping on other people that they neglect their own security.They think it can't possibly happen to them.

Skype to become 'Star Trek' style real-time translator, says Redmond

Christoph
Boffin

That could have problems

Machine translation of text is a long way from perfect - it sometimes produces gobbledygook. But at least you can read the result carefully, and try to work out what it means. And it's working from text - aside from misspellings it knows exactly what the original is.

Voice translation can mishear the original, and then has the same problems as text translation. But if it's translating a real time conversation, there's no time to go back and carefully examine what it said. So a slight bobble in phrasing might mean a big difference in interpretation.

Poll: Climate change now more divisive than abortion, gun control

Christoph

Re: Yet another poll from the warmists

"I've got my eyes shut and a blindfold on, so obviously you can't be showing me any evidence."

Wacky 'baccy making a hash of FBI infosec recruitment efforts

Christoph

You walk into the interview and you sing "You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant" and walk out.

Son of ACTA pours fuel on IP trade fire

Christoph
Stop

If this goes the same as last time, they'll sort the treaty out in secret and then hand the completed thing to the European Parliament and say "Here, sign this!".

The European Parliament MUST refuse. If it does not it is abdicating the political power of the elected parliament to the secret cabal that drew up the treaty - in effect abolishing itself as a meaningful entity.

It must do so regardless of the actual content of the treaty. Any treaty negotiated in secret must be rejected simply on that fact alone. If they want a treaty they must negotiate it openly where the people who will be bound by it can see what is happening and raise objections.

Latest Snowden leak claims NSA bugged ALL mobile calls in the Bahamas

Christoph

it follows procedures to "protect the privacy of U.S. persons"

The US has constitutional rights to protect 'real' people - US citizens. Everybody else is considered sub-human and doesn't have those rights.

Europe has human rights legislation. Everyone has rights, whoever and wherever they are.

Until the ConDems take us out of that system of course. Complaining that the Human Rights legislation stops them doing whatever they want, which is the whole bloody point!

US authorities name five Chinese military hackers wanted for espionage

Christoph

"This is a tactic that the US government categorically denounces."

Pot, meet kettle

Google snaps up Divide to splice biz and personal phones together

Christoph

Is the personal side secure too?

Is the personal data secure from being read or wiped by the remote management tool?

Real, hovering SPEEDER BIKE can be YOURS for cheaper than a house

Christoph
Alert

Keep that thing well away from me!

Since this is airborne, it will take much longer to stop or to turn than a wheeled vehicle.

If it is going 45mph at 5 feet above the ground, then if someone is in its path it will take their head off.

If it is used off-road then such accidents will happen.

On-road? I'd expect it to slew into the side of a lorry or bus unless it slows right down for corners.

And that's without considering the effect of the down-draught from the fans.

Dixons and Carphone Warehouse confirm £3.7bn merger

Christoph
Joke

You can hardly expect a good choice of name from the people who when they merged with PC World missed the chance to rename themselves PC Dixon

Get BENT: Flexy supercapacitor breaks records

Christoph
Mushroom

It also offers much faster discharge rates than Lithium batteries. Anything that stores that much energy can be dangerous if the energy escapes when not wanted. Petrol burns, Lithium batteries catch fire. What happens to these when a fully charged one shorts out?

Hey, does your Smart TV have a mic? Enjoy your surveillance, bro

Christoph
Big Brother

FREEDOM IS SLAVERY

But how can GCHQ and NSA protect us against terrorism if they can't watch us and listen to us 24 hours a day by bugging our electronics?

Facebook pulls plug on Poke, cancels Camera

Christoph

Re: Pedantic grammar alert

Do doo be-do-do

China 'in discussions' about high-speed rail lines to London, Germany – and the US

Christoph

How far will it be possible to go?

I'm not sure what linking railways there are. Will it be possible to go by train from John O'Groats to Cape Horn?

How about the Cape of Good Hope to Cape Horn?

Vendors pushing fibre on developing countries, says Oz minister

Christoph

Copper is a lot more expensive when you have to keep replacing it after it gets nicked.

And it will get worse as the price of copper keeps rising - it will get nicked more and it will cost more to keep replacing.

For a greenfield site, copper is ridiculous.

Trans Pacific Partnership still stalled

Christoph

Re: Those treaties typically don't benefit democracies

Does that mean that someone can start a business to export heroin to the USA and sue them if they make it illegal to do so?

6TB - big? Pah! Seagate plans to put out 8TB and 10TB MONSTERS

Christoph

"And so you are not going to kind of be able to call up and say, by the way I need an extra 500,000 eight TBs I forgot to order"

Even the concept of someone being able to casually forget about ordering Four Exabytes of storage because it's such a trivial amount is somewhat mind-blowing!

Amazon veep: We tweak our cloud code every 16 seconds – and you?

Christoph

I wouldn't go anywhere near a 'service' that changed the code every 16 seconds!

Besides anything else, how would they track back to what caused a fault?

If a new fault appeared, how would they identify the change that caused it?

How could they possibly check each version before live deployment?

How could they ensure that two successive changes didn't clash with each other?

Et cetera, for may many problems.

Quantum Key Distribution proven to work over everyday fibre

Christoph

Re: quantum keys are a bad idea

Absolutely correct, a perfect cryptographic transfer should do just that.

Would you care to invent one?

Meanwhile we'll just have to carry on using the best method that is currently available.

US judge: Our digital search warrants apply ANYWHERE

Christoph

Re: "The judge's reasoning is based on an efficiency argument"

"law enforcement efforts would be seriously impeded"

Yes, I imagine they would be. Just as they are seriously impeded by not being allowed to round up everyone within a mile of a crime incident and torture them until someone confesses.

Law enforcement is supposed to be impeded by civil rights. The police and courts are deliberately limited in their powers.

Silk Road dealer 'SuperTrips' faces 40 years for DVD drug imports

Christoph

He's been in custody since August but only now confessed? How many times did they have to waterboard him?