* Posts by The_Police!

148 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Dec 2007

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Google Checkout checks out

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Oh dear!

GoogleFail!

Orange unpeels fresh biz-friendly mobile broadband plans

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At this rate,

probably NEVER! NEVER I TELL YOU! Yes, I am getting my coat.

Apple's iPad - 'Will It Blend?'

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Welcome

I for one

welcome our new Blentec overlords!

DIMENSIONAL PORTAL INCURSION AT THE LHC!

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Welcome

I for one

also welcome our new overlords and is already working in kahoots with them.

Mobile calls to get much cheaper - probably

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Grenade

How soon

before we end up getting tied to 3 year contracts? Not far off me thinks!

Associated Newspapers, GMG to pool newsrooms

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Well done!

Bravo! Bravo! Just getting my coat!

If internet had existed before we were born would we be here now?

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Another

fool! You guys have got to stop taking some of these articles seriously!

Turk unwraps doner kebab robot

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Terminator

I for one

welcome our new Doner Machine Overlords!

Apple uncloaks deep details of its 11 iPad apps

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Drooling...

over the IPad?

There is an app for that!

Vodafone kicks off Legend pre-order process

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Black Helicopters

Wonder if

these will be infected by a virus as well?

LHC particle-punisher in record 7 TeV hypercollisions

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Nice!

Great way to put it! 'trouser-moistening moment'

The return of the diskless PC

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Opening sentence

Was I the only one who read the first line 'The dikless PC is to return'?

Super-sensitive MS mouse goes on sale

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WOW!

Just have to wait until it can start firing blue freakin laser beams!

Sharp UK intros 108in monster telly

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Imagine

... if it broke in transit! How much would it cost to ship back?

Apple's fourth Leopard spits out 25 patches

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whoops!

My spelling is atrocious! Must be because my jacket was on fire.

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Que the fanboys!

{insert OS here} is superior that yours.

Flame Flame!

Mines the coat on fire!

Gates threatens to buy millions and millions of servers for Microsoft

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Well...

All your servers are belong to us!

Mines the one with 'MS' on the back!

UK electricity crisis over - for now

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lights

We almost had a lights out!

Mines the flashing one.

Phones 4u accused of misleading customers

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Phones 4U....

... is not afraid of Bill Ray.

Mines the one with 'phoney' emblazoned on it.

DARPA reveals 2009 hyperplane test schedule

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Acronym

HARD-COCK!

Mines the one with, 'Right Cocky Bastard'

Atom-based Eee PC to hit UK in June

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Perhaps....

it should be: Asus Eee PC and friend: should she wait for an explosive Atom?

Mines the one with: 'Atomic' on the back.

Samsung fêtes 'first' HSUPA phone

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Forget the phone....

...look at the women!

Mines the one with 'looker' on it.

Motorola remodels mobile division

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Motorola....

...is not scared of Bill Ray!

The full-frontal iPhone case

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Rather than the case....

...look at those fingers!

Mines the one with 'One Thumb'

US student planned to ice Chuck Norris

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America:

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

from chucknorrisfacts.com

Mines the one with 'Chuck friend written in blood'

Dell readies Asus Eee PC, HP Mini-Note rival

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Should it not be....

'Michael Dell can't wait to get a piece of the action with friend' under the picture caption?

Mines the one with DELLY

Boost your iPhone's network coverage

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but...

will they get some?

Mines the one with HUGE written on it.

Microsoft gives XP an extra two years to live (kinda)

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Awesome!

Brilliant caption underneath the picture!

Asus Eee PC gives Sony the willies

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She's back!

Yeay!

Home Office opens sex offender files in pilot scheme

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@Anonymous Coward

Could not have put it better myself!

The internet's up sh*t creek, but at least we have aliens

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@Robin Lettice

You are free to go! Let that be a lesson to you!

Just collecting my coat. Off to the pub I go!

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That was mine!

Nice one Robin!

Looks like you used mine:

"Loss!

By The_Police!

Posted Thursday 24th January 2008 09:47 GMT

Looks like my connection has gone up sh*t creek!

COAT!

"

from:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/01/24/h20_sewer_rollout/comments/

Apple applies to light up laptop touchpads, iPod clickwheels

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Coat

lightworks?

Finger lightworks when rubbed?

That's my coat! The one with tears in it.

Sony denies $299 PS3 talk

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Unhappy

@ Kenny Millar

Well Sorry! A slip of the 'shift' key inadvertently occurred.

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at anon coward

>Didn't they deny the previous price drop a few weeks before it happened or >perhaps these recreational drugs are imparing my memory!

Yes they did!

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Alert

Or is it?

Remember that speculation about the PS3 and Sony do turn out to be true. Remember they denied the price cut for the PS3 60Gb Version?

100Mbit/s sewer broadband rollout coming your way

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Loss!

Looks like my connection has gone up sh*t creek!

COAT!

Linux-less Eee PC launched in Japan

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Shes back!

Hooray!

Microsoft puts dusty, old Office code on web

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@ Anonymous Coward

Totally agree with you there!

Carl Zeiss tries its hand at iPod-friendly video goggles

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Paris Hilton

IPod

Are you going to be using the photograph of the lady everytime you have an article about the iPod?

Paris Icon because Paris would look better.

'EcoDisc' allegedly trashes man's optical disc drive

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Well

...you would not expect anything less from the Mail on Sunday

Apple to charge $20 for iPod Touch update

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and one more thing...

... $20 dollars for the ipod touch update!

Let's see $20 x hmm, how many have we sold?

Hello accounts?

Apple looks to movie rentals to revive Apple TV box

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And another one more thing...

...did I say 24 hours from first pressing play? I meant 12 hours!

Muhahahaha

Coat please? Please?

Former beauty queen cuffed for torturing ex

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Queen of Stone ....

Medusa!

NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I am turning to stone!

Just getting my coat.

Consumers binged on chips in November

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Sauce?

Anyone want sauce with that?

Coat on it's way!

Toshiba sues DVD duplicator Acme

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ACME Tools...

and Wile E. Coyote's attempt to catch the Road Runner!

Rocket Skates....

Just getting my coat.

Portuguese-speaking worm attacks Google Orkut users

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Flame

@Pascal

Really Pascal. Try comparing an Operating System patch with a patch for a website. Microsoft has to test their patches to make sure it does not break the OS. Wonder how impressed you would be if they did not test their patches.

Even Apple take their time offering patches.

Tesco to start flogging Dell computers

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Joke

Tesco Server?

Wonder if Dell will start selling Servers as well at Tesco!

Me: Hey Boss I just picked this server from Tesco.

Boss: Are you kidding me? I have had enough of your stupid imagination. You're fired

Me: But...

Boss: OUT!

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