* Posts by The_Police!

148 posts • joined 21 Dec 2007

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Intel needs to rethink security to profit from McAfee buy

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Erm

I doubt it, especially with their current financial status.

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Fear as motivator: why Intel acquired McAfee

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Intel clippy?

"I see you have installed an Intel CPU, and you definitely need our anti-virus solution"

Mines the one with "Get out!"

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Intel snaps up McAfee in $7.68bn deal

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WTF?

Huh!

What the? *headdesk*

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Shopping mall mulls Supreme Court bid to back no-speaking ban

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Was I the only one who read

Sacramento Bee as Sarah Bee?

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Best Buy slaps 'God Squad' priest with cease-and-desist order

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You forgot

Our Heavenly Father!

I repent! <That's on my coat!

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Air steward resigns via emergency chute

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Pint

Brilliant way to exit!

Nice one that man!

Beer for obvious reasons!

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HK 'Dog Man' jailed for voodoo ritual sex

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Lo Fuk-yee

Seriously? Whoa!

Mines the one with voodoo pins in it!

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ET voted fave family film fodder

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WTF?

How could they have missed out

The Green Mile?

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Dell outsourcer lifts US woman's saucy pix from PC

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FAIL

Whoa!

Absolutely mind boggling!

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Mozy insists: It's not a bug...

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Ahh,

So it was not a bug but a feature! Yeah right!

Mines the one with bugs falling to the floor

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French operator pooh-poohs iOS4

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Remember,

it is not a problem but a feature!

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Apple coughs to iPhone 3G IOS 4 upgrade problems

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Remember

it is not a bug but a feature!

Mines the one with bugs in the pocket.

Bet seriously, paying £499 and ending up with problems? FAIL

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Firefox 4 beta 2 preaches tabs-on-top love to fanbois

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120GB?

Seriously? Do you not mean 120MB?

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Serpent imprisons rattled Yorkshire family

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Welcome

I for one

welcome our garden dwelling adder overlords.

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Windows Phone 7 misses big-business support tools

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FAIL

Uh oh!

Looks like Fail incoming!

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Government's sh*tty-Wiki sh*ts bed

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Easy

In reponse to your question:

"Where to go for unmoderated racist Raoul Moat-supporting garbage in the meantime?"

There is always, The Daily Mail and The Daily Express!

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Underground tunnel complexes FOUND ON MOON

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Welcome

I for one

welcome our new moon tunnel dwelling overlords.

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End of Microsoft NHS deal means mass deletions

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I said it before and I say it again

ditch Microsoft.

Open Office £0

Ubuntu £0

= More money to spend on looking after people!

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NHS loses massive Microsoft licensing rebate

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Go

Time to do the decent thing

Ditch Microsoft and move over to Linux.

Less security problems, high availability, and best of all, it's free!!!!!!

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Apple MacBook mid-2010

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FAIL

Blah

What a biased article!

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Zeus baddies unleash nasty new bank Trojan

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FAIL

You can talk about it!

No-one is forcing you not to talk about it!

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Blighty's stealth robojet rolls out a year late

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Terminator

I for one

welcome pur new flying overlord!

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China gives Google nod of approval, renews licence

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FAIL

So all that

huffing and puffing by Google ended up for no use whatsoever.

Good way to drive publicity though.

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Cotswold police stage panty ID parade

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Lingerie expert?

Looks like I have just found myself a new job!

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New dinosaur dubbed 'Mojoceratops' - 'over a few beers'

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Did it

loose it's Mojo?

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Online tax scam gang get 40 years

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Flash Cars

but could they also be done for not parking correctly in a bay?

Mines the one with the 'Traffic Warden' t-shirt.

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Airline passenger videos Atlanta maggot horror

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Maggots on a Plane!

"WE NEED TO GET SOMETHING BETWEEN US AND THEM!"

*SCREAM SCREAM*

Land safely. ahh! phew!

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Government lunatic magnet goes live

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But,

how much did it cost to build?

Mines the one without the wedge.

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Scotland Yard cuffs teens for role in cybercrime forum

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Well done

to the Police!

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30 states may join probe of Google Wi-Fi snoop

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Just Imagine

if Microsoft had done this! There would have been Hell on Earth!

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Renew your firearms licence via your iPhone

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Wonder

when it will be called?

iShoot?

Now I have seen everything!

Mines the one with bullet ridden holes.

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Vodafone blocks World Cup, except for iPhone owners

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But,

is it always about the children?

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Watch bandit IDed by own mobe snap

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Well done

to the Police!

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Googlegate: Mapping a scandal of global proportions

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Thank you

for an excellent article with a different point of view!

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Got an iPhone 4 yet? No? You're gonna have to wait now

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Just imagine

if Microsoft ballsed up a launch and their provider leaked security details.

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iPhone 4 no longer available to UK buyers?

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ahahaha

No, seriously!

You would think that Apple would have thought about making the ordering process a lot easier but guess not.

I guess there is an app for that.

iFail!

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All hail the Facebook Like button stamp

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Well

I Like it! :D

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Hacker charged with threatening US VP using neighbour's PC

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FAIL

Computer Expert?

More like a very nast piece of work!

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Google polishes its Microsoft browser

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Troll

So what

happens if Microsoft decide to create a plugin for Google Chrome? Will everyone start banging on Microsoft's door and start saying Microsoft are being monopolistic again?

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iPhone manufacturer to shutter China factories

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Nice

So they promise an increase in wages and then throw everyone out. Way to go Foxconn.

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Strippers hit historic Marconi HQ

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I don't think

I was the only one who thought about strippers in a different context.

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Washington cop tases naked lawn sex man

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I bet

it was a shocking experience!

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Microsoft starts Office Web Apps roll out

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As Steve Jobs would say:

"If you are using Macros, you are doing wrong!"

Mines the one with Office on the back

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Steve Irwin surveillance-crocodiles travel across oceans

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RIP

Steve Irwin! The true Crocodile Hunter!

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V-22 Osprey downblast scatters spectators like skittles

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Woohoo!

That is one powerful machine! Nice!

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Best landing?

Wonder what a 'normal' landing must be like!

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Google blames Wi-Fi snooping on rogue engineer

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FAIL

But

what data did Google actually collect? Was it only SSID and MAC addresses or was there more to it than that?

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New Facebook developer regs not rogue-proof

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FAIL

Very easy to verify

They can hack a users account and probably get hold of their credit card details anyway.

How easy is it to order a free sim and get a verifictaion code as well?

Fail me thinks!

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Microsoft presses refresh on Windows Live again

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FAIL

What the?

No refresh for Windows XP? Looks like Microsoft are going to start forcing people to upgrade to Windows 7 to make use of new features.

Epic Fail coming. How soon before people start moving to platform independent services?

Looks like the Microsoft Fail Boat is heading for rocks in the water with nothing to steer with.

Can I just add: ahahahahahahahahahha

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Freeview HD sacrifices surround sound for World Cup scramble

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Flame

Well as they say....

'Early adopters always get burnt'

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