* Posts by Michael Wojcik

12268 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Dec 2007

Word turns 40: From 'new kid on the block' to 'I can't believe it's not bloatware'

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Re: first time I saw MS Windows

The "PC revolution" primarily consisted of taking jobs away from skilled, dedicated workers — typists, bookkeepers and analysts, graphic designers — and putting it in the hands of managers and others who didn't know what the hell they were doing. And those applications encouraged fiddling with unimportant aspects1 to further waste time.

PCs were a terrific productivity-killer. Probably still are.

1Sure, typography is important. I gave presentations on web typography at a couple of web conferences back in the day. But selecting on a whim from a list of poorly-rendered typefaces for the body text of your monthly report on widget sales is not typography; it's word-processor masturbation.

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Re: first time I saw MS Windows

If you had an IBM mainframe, you had SCRIPT. SCRIPT's language was GML, created by Goldfarb, Mosher, and Lorie, and then backronymed to "Generalized Markup Language". GML was adapted to create SGML.

Technically, you don't create documents in SGML. You use SGML to specify a domain-specific markup language, aka "application", and that's what you use for your documents. XML is an SGML application. HTML started life as a broken (non-conforming) SGML application, and then wandered off and became its own thing (though the late, unlamented XHTML was an XML DTD, and thus an SGML application).

Former IBM Canada worker wins six-figure payout for wrongful dismissal

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Re: "he emigrated to Canada"

That doesn't seem right. I am assured by many of my fellow citizens that emigrants are plucky, cosmopolitan world travelers who are generously spreading their talents, while immigrants are horrible monsters who must be separated from their children and locked up in concentration camps until we can find some other country, or an island off Massachusetts, to dump them in.

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Re: Ah Stock options…

Agreed. I've always looked at mine as a potential windfall that might well not pay off. Nice if it does, but don't plan on it.

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Yeah, I left in 1991, turning down an offer to continue. That's not a decision I regret in hindsight. I feel sorry for my friends there who stayed.

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Unfortunately, deciding what feelings to have is not your option. To paraphrase Richard Ayoade, that's why they're called "feelings". And not, say, "doings".

A cheap Chinese PC with odd components. What could go wrong?

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Re: Running Linux Mint

The author would do well to include this in their review.

Yeah, and what about a free pony for each reader?

Element users are asking for protection against government encryption busting

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Re: Ah, sweet hypocrisy

It's not hypocrisy unless the people asking for no-OSB clauses promoted the OSB.

It is 20 years since the last commercial flight of Concorde

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Wikipedia notes that on the DC-to-Mexico-City route, Concorde slowed to Mach 0.95 over Florida, then accelerated back up to supersonic over the Gulf.

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This was the first time anybody had raised such issues outside a few fringe predecessors

Rubbish. The first Earth Day observance in the US was 1970, and ~20 million people participated in demonstrations. That's a rather large value for "few".

The US conservation movement is generally held to have started in the 1860s and gained major Federal-government support under Teddy Roosevelt.

Anti-Concorde protests in the US were primarily organized by Carol Berman in the mid-70s. They were roughly contemporaneous with the outcry over Love Canal, so not even the biggest environmental-protest issue in New York State at the time.

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Re: Sod the luxury

Perhaps. But for many people, the difference between, say, New York - Paris at 8 hours in conventional aircraft, or 3 1/2 hours on Concorde, isn't really all that significant. You still lose a day once you include travel to and from airports, waiting in airports, customs & immigration, and so forth. And obviously it doesn't help with jet lag.

Saving half the time sounds nice, and certainly for smokers, people who are particularly uncomfortable in airline seating, and some others the difference is significant. But for the average traveler it's not going to be worth that much of a price premium.

That's not a criticism of Concorde's engineering, or indeed of the idea of commercial passenger SST. It's just the economics of the thing. Most air travelers these days are people looking for the cheapest tourist-class tickets they can find. So Concorde was always going to be chasing a luxury market, which is tough in the air-travel business – which these days is mostly a loss leader for a financial-services organization already.

No more Mr Nice DoJ: Tesla gets subpoenas over self-driving software claims

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Headmaster

Of course, as with all these "half are less than average" popular witticisms, this is only true if by average you mean "median", or the distribution is suitably shaped. (Also if "stupid" isn't a single-dimensional real variable things get more complicated.)

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Re: Musk, the Trump doppelganger, knows what to do.

Oh, so that's what "drain the swamp" meant!

Personally, I value the work done by good lawyers, but it's certainly true that we could do with a whole lot fewer Sydney Powells and Ken Chesebros and the like.

Dropbox drops bucks to ditch digs in long-term WFH model

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Re: C suite descisions based on retirement income value

Should be fine. I have some gaffer tape.

It is 2023 and Excel's reign of date terror might finally be at an end

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Re: Great. We're getting there

Yes. Anything other than ISO 8601 is idiotic.

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Pretty sure Randall's just describing PHP there.

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Re: Optional

What does that have to do with Excel's many sins against data?

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Re: Optional

Yes. Now if only I could get everyone else in the company to do the same...

I utter a curse every time someone asks me to open a spreadsheet. I have always hated Excel, and every time I use it, I loathe it more. It's a festering pile of unhelpful garbage.

Windows 11: The number you have dialed has been disconnected

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Re: Built to last

Your first entry was actually Windows 1 and Windows 2.0, and Windows 2 had the enhanced Windows/386 version. (Windows 2 also had a 286 mode, but apparently it didn't get a special name from Marketing.) There were various point releases. It took several releases to get to Windows 3.0. (And then there was 3.0, 3.1, 3.11 aka W4WG, and 3.2.)

I wrote commercial software for Windows 2.0 et seq. back in the day. It was a job. I wasn't sad to switch to UNIX. (Or even to OS/400, which was ergodic — it was hard to get the machine to do anything, but when something wasn't allowed by the strict access controls you got this nice little report queued up for you to read, as a reward for your efforts.)

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Re: Tim Cook's punishment?

How about an option to not install unnecessary crap in the first place?

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Re: the word GOT (was Tim Cook's punishment?)

Thanks, got it!

(Yes, it's rather cacophonous for a single-syllable word, isn't it? An awkward little word to stub your toe on as you trip along.)

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Re: Tim Cook's punishment?

Of course, you have to take such explanations with a grain of salt (not the ones upthread in particular, necessarily, but in general). There is a vast corpus of lore about English grammar, usage,1 diction, orthography, dialects, etymology, and so on, and much of it is at best weakly supported by the evidence, if not outright contradicted. Someone's already mentioned the efforts of Augustan writers to Latinize English, giving us such nonsense as the prohibition on split infinitives – a useful, if accidental, feature of English that should be welcomed by those interested in style.

Online debates about English often devolve into, if not start from, a series of jejune2 arguments appealing to such sources as dim memories of lessons learned from elementary-school teachers.

And, of course, there are many matters which are largely subjective, such as English punctuation. There pundits are primarily divided into the "scientific" school (punctuate according to grammatical structure3) and the "natural" school (punctuate so it feels right) – and the latter into the aural camp (punctuate to insert pauses where a speaker might) and visual (make it look pretty). Some reprobates will even suggest that the punctuation scheme might follow the dictates of style and change depending on purpose, tone, audience, and the like.

1When people refer offhand to English "grammar", they're more likely to be talking about usage or mechanics. Not always, of course, but more often than not.

2An English loan-word, a modification of the Latin ieiunus, "fasting", and meaning "thin", "wanting". Not, as commonly held, related to French jeune or anything like it, and has nothing to do with age. Kingsley Amis notes a reprehensible tendency among some authors to add accents to it.

3The readiness of English grammar to parse ambiguously apparently is not an obstacle.

'AI divide' across the US leaves economists concerned

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Promise indeed!

Artificial intelligence-related technologies show promise

Agreed. They promise a tremendous waste of resources (power, attention), rapid growth in learned helplessness, and a surge in breathless enthusiasm for unproductive time-wasting shiny toys.

Oh, sure, I've seen the anecdotes about using LLMs and image generators to automate pointless, time-wasting tasks. That's terrific. It's surely better than identifying pointless, time-wasting tasks and removing them from the process, thereby improving productivity. By all means, let's have machines generate useless messages, which can then be ignored by other machines. We can burn cycles and get humans out of the loop completely.

And in return we'll degrade prose and illustration into dull, uninspired and uninspiring machine-generated crap.

I used to say I had some regrets about working on distributed computing in the '80s, seeing where it led us. Now I feel the same way about having done some work in natural language processing.

O what a brave new world, that has such robots in it.

Web Summit CEO's comments on Israeli conflict 'war crimes' sparks boycott

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Re: "Nagasaki? Hiroshima? Dresden?"

The second one was used after Japan was already planning to surrender, purely to hurry them up and to show that America could destroy anyone they wanted.

This is false, as confirmed by Japanese military and diplomatic archival materials that were decrypted by the US during the war but only released to the public in the 1990s. See Frank's Downfall for a comprehensive discussion, with citations.

That does not necessarily justify the Nagasaki bombing, or the Hiroshima one for that matter; but the common complaint that "Japan was already preparing to surrender" is not supported by the preponderance of available evidence.

The problem with Jon Stewart is that Apple appears to have cancelled his show

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Re: Who’s Jon Stewart

And yet another way that the "convergence" of consumer-product and content-production-and-distribution companies has hurt mass culture. I wouldn't claim there was ever some golden age of mass-culture content creation, but at least when those two industries were largely separate the influence was less direct and more fungible, as it was primarily through advertising revenue, and there's often a different advertiser to buy time if you get pressure from your current sponsors.

Astroboffins spot high-power 8b year old radio burst from pre-Earth event

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Re: Before throwing 'new' ideas in the pot ....

Of course not. Even fully-patched Excel has bugs. "Unpatched" is an unnecessary constraint.

'Influencer' gets 7 months in prison for plot to interfere with 2016 US election

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Re: Voting by text? Seriously?

Voting procedures and requirements in the US vary by state, and the states have been enthusiastic about changing them frequently over the past couple of decades. There's been much clamor over the possibility of online voting from home, as well as the unending battles over "absentee" voting (submitting a ballot by mail) and who's allowed to do it. It's not surprising that some people would believe SMS voting was real, and the willingness of a number of commentators to blame them for that mistake just demonstrates a littleness of mind.

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Re: Darwin in action

I suppose that's true, for extremely small values of "nice".

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Re: Darwin in action

Yes, and this is a bench trial, because the defense did not request a jury trial. The Trump Corporation was found guilty. Unless they can get that verdict reversed by a higher court, that's the end of the matter as far as guilt is concerned.

Boris Johnson's mad hydrogen for homes bubble bursts

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Re: Consider this:

Yes, of course, people have varying use cases and requirements. In the past week I drove 2800 miles (New Mexico to Michigan and back, the return trip in a 26-foot rental truck, and boy howdy was that fun). Obviously most folks don't do that often, or indeed at all. And obviously some of us do.

An EV wouldn't work for me; even for my local driving, most EVs aren't suitable (I need decent ground clearance and while 4WD/AWD isn't strictly necessary, it's helpful), and I'd have to plan out charging because there are few facilities in my area. Also I believe most EVs have touchscreens and frankly I'd rather walk than use a vehicle with a touchscreen, just on principle.

But for many people they seem to work. Even around here I see Teslas and there's someone with a Rivian that I've spotted around town.

US prosecutors slam Autonomy tycoon's attempt to get charges tossed

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Apotheker stopped the due diligence process after the preliminary report (which he didn't read), so it's more accurate to say they were on their way to due diligence.

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Re: Lest anyone forgets who the real criminals are ...

Did Autonomy's software ever actually work?

We (OpenText, now) still sell it, and people still buy it. You can see that in the last Micro Focus annual report, and presumably in the next OpenText one. I don't work in that unit, but I suspect that, like most software (including the stuff I do work on), it solves problems for some people who try it, and not so much for others. I saw a tech presentation and demo once which looked good, but you know how it is with demos.

What I don't have a good sense of is how much it complements or overlaps with OpenText's other "enterprise information management" products, which after all is where OpenText got its start — spun off from U Waterloo to commercialize the TEXT indexing system created for the OED, if memory serves. (Thirty years ago, when I was a grad student, a professor gave me a copy of TEXT on a floppy disk and photocopied documentation to play around with. It's in a box in my office somewhere.) Historically Micro Focus generally kept overlapping products alive; we still sell, and regularly update, the RM and Acu COBOL products alongside the "flagship" MF COBOL, for example. But I have no idea whether OT will want to keep the Autonomy product in the long term if it isn't strongly differentiated from our other information-management products.

All my opinion, not official OpenText anything.

Cybercrim claims fresh 23andMe batch takes leaked records to 5 million

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Re: You gave your DNA

Yes, this is one of those moments when I miss Orlowski. IIRC he was fond of disparaging 23andMe's particular brand of snake oil.

(Yes, DNA analysis is a real thing. But from what I've seen, 23andMe make all sorts of unverifiable claims based on the samples people send in. And even if I trusted their reports, there's no way I'd hand them that kind of information.)

US government's Login.gov turns frown upside down, now smiles on facial recognition

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Re: So wrong

I don't think SMS will give you IAL2; NIST dropped it as a permitted authenticator some time ago. As they should have.

I'm not a fan of Passkeys (oh, look, a whole bunch of new failure modes, particularly for non-technical users), particularly when they're coupled to biometrics (still a terrible idea), but they'd be a hell of a lot better as an IAL2 authenticator than an SMS-transmitted OTP.1

Personally, I favor TOTP as a 2FA mechanism, but I have the technical knowledge to know how to back up the secret (though the widespread use of accursed QR codes makes that more difficult than it should be), and the experience to know I should. Just like I use a password manager with a strong master passphrase and have that backed up as well. For non-technical users we still are not at all close to having an adequate solution to authentication.

1Passkeys do have the considerable advantage of not transmitting the secret, but we already had a bunch of ways to do that, such as SRP and PAK and SPEKE. I designed a toy system with that property once myself using a 1WA. The main advantage of Passkeys seems to be a strong marketing push by Google and Apple.

First Brexit, now X-it: Musk 'considering' pulling platform from EU over probe

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Re: Best argument for rejoining EU

Only because governments are reluctant to stoop that high.

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Re: Best argument for rejoining EU

To be fair, I think being able to "read people's mind[s] over the net" would be more a nightmarish curse rather than a superpower, and would probably prevent getting any work done unless you could turn it off.

I'm not entirely comfortable with what goes on in my own mind, and I have a very high opinion of me. I'd hate to have direct access to anyone else's.

Winklevoss twins back in hot water after NY AG sues over $1B cryptocurrency fraud

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Yes, prison is such a lark. Always fun to see the incarceration-fetishists complaining that prison sentences are too light.

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Re: What Becomes of the Broken-Hearted ?

Nice victim-blaming you have there. Seems a bit harsh for those who, unlike you, are not perfect.

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Re: Crypto Currency

More importantly, the supply of Greater Fools who still have money is not only finite but sufficiently tightly bounded that the whole thing is likely to collapse before you get out. A lot of broke Greater Fools running around won't help you.

Obviously some people do get out early and reap the rewards, but in general people have trouble knowing when to quit.

And, of course, some people have some sort of mysterious reservation about taking a grandmother's life savings, even if she "should know better", and would rather not play the game at all.

'Recession-resilient' Tesla misses Q3 expectations, slows Mexico expansion

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There's no reason why Musk couldn't buy an existing bank and turn it into Tesla's preferred financing option.

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Much as some airlines now make all their net profits from their frequent-flyer programs (which are also effectively banks, specializing in consumer credit).

Developers build AI to read ancient scroll burnt in Mount Vesuvius eruption

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Seems like there's a joke here about Epicureanism and being satisfied with what's actually available on the scroll, but I couldn't come up with a concise formulation. Where are all the philosopher-comedians today?

Look, boss – Nvidia's still cool with staff working from home

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Re: A contrary view

No, it's relatively true. It will be more true for some people, and less so for others.

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Re: A contrary view

I'm unsure why 2 people downvoted you.

Perhaps because of unsupported generalizations like "much better for mental health", which just might not apply to everyone?

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Re: Want to drive down office costs?

Yes. I'd love to see in some company's annual report that they capped executive compensation, had to hire people relatively early in their careers instead of "seasoned veterans" into those positions because of it, and ended up doing just as well nonetheless. Let's take some air out of excessive executive compensation.

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Re: WFH - nope - come back....

Nobody is scared of a couple of days a week on-prem

The nearest office to me is a five-hour drive (or flight, since that would involve three-and-a-half hours of driving to the airport). I'm not going to spend any days a week there.

FTC: Please stop falling for social media scams, you've given crooks at least $650M so far this year

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Yep. Not much of a comfort to the victims of the small-time scams, though.

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Indeed, I've found it better to be beautiful and rich, rather than just one or the other. Recommended.

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Re: These usually involve someone buying something advertised on Facebook, Instagram or Snapchat

It wasn't clear to me from the article whether these were primarily advertisements or just regular posts, offering (bogus) goods for sale from private sellers, as with e.g. Facebook Marketplace.

I mean, in either case I wouldn't engage – I don't even like buying online from (ostensibly) reputable vendors, if I can find a local source. But policing regular SM posts for scams would be technologically infeasible and potentially cause a lot of false positives. And getting rid of things like Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist would largely destroy the private-individual markets in many areas, now that such things have largely destroyed the newspaper classified ads, flea markets, and the like that came before them.

(Yes, I know there are still newspaper classified ads; I read them every week in our paper. And yes, I know there are still flea markets; there's one that happens weekly not far from here. They are greatly diminished.)

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Re: Meanwhile, here in the UK

Hey, there's a lot of boot-putting-in to be done. The police can't investigate every white-collar crime.