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10 posts • joined 18 Feb 2008

Darth Vader tops movie misquote poll

Andrew Jones

TV Shows

from Las Vegas: "I'm going to slap you so hard, your unborn kids will come out well behaved"

love that line

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BOFH: Spontaneous Legal Combustion

Andrew Jones

huh?

what was that?

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Street View caught taking the piss - again

Andrew Jones
Black Helicopters

pavement leveller?

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=b376ea&sll=53.800651,-4.064941&sspn=10.000047,32.915039&ie=UTF8&ll=52.494853,-1.754894&spn=0.010059,0.032144&t=h&z=15&layer=c&cbll=52.494738,-1.754941&panoid=AKXPsxrFRc4lehvGyBBSQg&cbp=12,158.13359838490334,,1,14.709015919630522

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Man cops to $1m phony bar code shoplifting scheme

Andrew Jones
Coat

@Ashley

Its Maggie that gets scanned

man thats sad that i know that

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BOFH: Fine detective work

Andrew Jones
Pirate

new boss needed

Its a job for life

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BOFH: Unfriendly ghosts

Andrew Jones
Stop

Do Not

Feed the troll.

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Noel Edmonds defies BBC's jackbooted enforcers

Andrew Jones
Coat

Here is the IT Angle

A TV Licensing spokeman said: "TV Licensing has checked its records and can confirm we have a valid current licence on record for his address."

Surely they used their IT systems to do this

Mines the one with the pedant tag in the pocket

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BOFH: The London Underground vending machine conspiracy

Andrew Jones

@ AC Conspiracy

there was the episode where the vending machine had a debounce 'problem' that caused it to dispense 'nasty cola' but a secret code delivered a nice cool lager. only problem eas the doubling in price of said lager for each can

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Ofcom says yes on more TV ads

Andrew Jones
Joke

American TV

So, we are going down the american route...

IIRC from my last trip "over the pond"

On Next announcement

Ads

Opening Sequence

Ads

10 mins of programme

Ads (5 mins)

10 mins of programme

Ads (5 mins)

7 minutes of programme

Ads

End Credits

Ads

On Next

Repeat Ad Nauseum(sic)

Joke alert cause thats what OFCOM is, if this goes through

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Virgin Media taps Microsoft in lengthy email outage

Andrew Jones

Webmail

Up until a year ago, they used OWA for the webmail access. then they changed it for the wierd one they currently use.

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