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Ironically, he's probably crying for his mum round about now...
But who will get in first with the "ah but he just kept repeating that I should turn to the right, and we ended up going round in circles" bit...?
And this is why we get a regular penetration test.
I'll skip this one tho - it's not something I want a hand in..
Before the post was removed, he had laid a comment saying that he'd managed to recover it all. There was a further comment asking the obvious "how did you do that" which hadn't been replied to before the thread was locked.
Stinks to high heaven, this one... It has to be a troll/fake.
So does that mean their Drupal installation is off the hook then?
Either way, some very slack admins there..
Never read "A cultural history of the Anus", but I did glance a "A passage of time". I presume it's a similar story.
WORST. PUNCHLINE. EVER
A friend gave me her dad's PC to fix once... I fired it up, and there was a videoCD in it with a suggestive label. Being an inquisitive fellow, I double-clicked.
A couple of rather nice young ladies taking an interest in each other, so I let it play for a bit. Until one crapped in the other one's mouth. Ewww...
Plug out the wall, knock on the door, "sorry, nothing I can do with it!!". Ruined my "he can fix anything" reputation for a bit, but yikes. I can't pass a coffee table without retching any more.
"one that’s 20 per cent of Nutanix's cost"
"all at 20 per cent lower cost than Nutanix.”
Which is it?
"A team of researchers from universities in Germany, the US and Israel as well as two OpenSSL developers - implemented the attack and can decrypt a TLS 1.2 handshake using 2048- bit RSA in under eight-hours using Amazon EC2, at a cost of $440."
Mine was totally fanless for a while - a Zalman reserator (basically, a big fanless external radiator tower) cooled the CPU, NB and GPU. It was a superb bit of kit. I had the drives in aluminium accoustic caddies and it was pretty eerie hearing only a beep at POST. QuietPC must have had a small fortune out of me ;-)
Only sold it because the toddler was far too attracted to those lovely blue (and easy to reach) water pipes.
What if you drive relatively smoothly and don't stand on the brakes at every junction..?
Doesn't read to me like there's a design flaw - FBI are asking if it's possible to do this ("make a new version of the iPhone OS"), and Apple are saying "we've been asked to do this and we're not, as it's a bad thing; it introduces a design flaw" - which by implication would suggest that it's not already there and as such it's currently a pretty watertight design.
Trevor's argument sounds a bit like saying "if you reprogram trucrypt and can somehow install it, then you can have the contents of my hard disk without my password". Which I don't think sounds very likely to anyone.
Targetted attack, spear phishing. Equipment doesn't need to be available from the internet for that. Also, if cryptowall, then it's files and network shares. Which would pretty much be guaranteed to be internal, behind any firewall. These things don't go out looking for open file shares on the internet to infect.
Because "full device encryption"...?
10 grand for that?
Fuck me.... what must the other entries have been like !
Already exists anyway:
Yawn.. Call me when it's Steven Avery and aliens...
It's a Land Rover - if there isn't a pool of oil underneath it, that means there's none in it.
Doesn't work in XP, but neither does IE11. It's not supported.
Out of interest, Server 2012 latest supported is IE10, and Server 2008 (not R2) latest supported is IE9.
That's why they have IE11 Enterprise Mode. Basically, you can via GPO deploy an XML file which says "load this site in IE8 mode", "this site in IE10 mode" etc.
Saw an American senator (I think) who was a former engineer, and on some committee who said that if such advances had been made that gave significantly better emissions, and/or performance, then it would be quite the discovery. The sort of thing that any responsible corporation would rush to patent.
So the question isn't "how come nobody except the dodgy engineers knew", but "how come VAG were so uninterested in their awesome technical advances that they somehow didn't patent it"?
Unless of course, they're lying....
Bold and italics are AWESOME.
(as are caps).
Option 4 (and the most likely) - a script kiddie.
it's a shame that "I have no faith left in you, you incompetents" isn't considered a valid enough reason to leave.
"A test in our labs revealed that under certain circumstances Moker communicated with a server registered in Montenegro. The Montengro-based server was referred by several other domains registered in African countries. It’s important to note however that these registered domains cannot give an indication of the threat actor’s identity or physical location as it certainly makes sense to think that the threat actor either used compromised servers or purchased dedicated-only servers in other locations to confuse researchers and law enforcement agencies."
Makes a change - shame everyone else just jumps straight on the "it communicated with a server in China, therefore it's clearly the Chinese" idiocy-bandwagon?
I'd be more worried about the fact that the codebase is now in another's hands. Who knows if their intentions are perhaps quite as honorable...
40 million machine botnet, anyone?
What better way to get a huge sample of similar mail ("OMG!!") encrypted with a thousand different keys, to see if you can factor a brute-force?
I have a Z1 for the past 2 years... For most of that time, the camera has been unreliable. Then, they upgraded it recently to lollipop and hooray - camera fixed!
Unfortunately, with minimal apps loaded (and I even did a factory reset), the phone is now rendered so slow it's incredible. You can watch the icons draw. I'm not alone in this. There's a lot of people waiting for a fix - you'll frequently find yourself re-pressing buttons thinking you must have just missed them the first time round. For a jump into chrome, it might take >5 seconds for example. Come back out to the home screen, you'll randomly find a 5 second delay as the screen gradually fills in.
So, beautiful hardware - but what's the point if the software lets it down? For over a year, I was plagued by the camera popping up, seeing what you wanted in the viewfinder, pressing capture and then getting "camera not available". As a camera, it was totally worthless to me. Now it's just an unfeasibly slow brick.
You missed the part where they're saying this is going to be a vanilla Android, very limited in crapware then?
"Channel their abilities"???
What ability? The ability to download a file off the internet coz they're "leet" and want to be part of "an awesome hacking gang", and press "Launch" ?
Ah come on... there must be someone in each province who's willing to say:
"I was horny and fancied a shag - money please!"
It's OK, I'll tell her tonight :P
Best tweet I've seen about this (can't find it now, typical) was along the lines of
"Rather than stick with A.M and work out the problems, I'm off to find a younger, sexier website"
No you're not. You'll still be in with the rest of us.
I doubt anyone believes your big floppy-hatted, cape-twirling GOODBYE-FOREVER exit to be for real..
I love the comment on their banner on the front page:
"Interesting data never gets to the web. It stays ON THE DEVICE".
Damn, my irony meter!!! And it was only 24hrs away from retirement.. :(
Nice little rant, spoiled only by the fact the website wasn't done by the LA themselves.
Looks like JADU to me, or it's possibly the scotgov portal for registration.
We assure that we have no issues, but co-incidentally have released a new version today.
Oh we get caught with that all the time.. and it gets better.
File server - folder shared out half way down the tree, users pour files into it.
System can't then back the files up, as it's starting at the top. User: "hey, restore my file please!".....
Umm.. Ghost Recon Wildlands? That was the winner for me.
Has anyone seen Netflix in 4K? What's the quality like, with regards to compression? And have you seen what sort of throughput it takes to stream adequately?
Just wondering. Mindful of the fail that is "Sky HD" and their crappy compression.
Caught a kid at a school who was trying to be "Mr L33t Haxxor" (mainly, by begging on various forums for someone to teach him how to disrupt the school network). His trail of digital breadcrumbs was quite spectacular.
His crowning glory was that he'd sent some photos to a guy on the web and then gone "hey, I'm only 16 and that's underage!!! Give me money or I'm telling the police you're a paedo!!!". To which his mark had apparently replied "I'm dutch and 16 is legal here - fuck off".
One printout of his activities, and he was summoned to the head teachers office. No more internet for you, sunny jim.
Friend gave me her Dad's PC to have a look at as it was behaving oddly. There was a CD in it, which turned out to be a VideoCD (is it #tbt today?).
Pressed play to see what it was, and was amused to find two attractive young ladies disrobing. Which was all fine and well, until #1 crapped in #2's mouth.
Power off, back across the landing, "sorry, nothing I can do here", door shut.
The last thing I wanted was some totally unexpected visit from the rozzers, and that in my possession at the time.
This is going to put so many single moms (who discovered that weird trick) out of business... :(
"He also said that the patching system had been updated to allow much tighter control over branch offices and remote users, who may not have decent bandwidth. Patches can be distributed peer-to-peer, and the timing of the installations can be set to ensure update downloads do not interfere with day-to-day operations."
Already does - it's called BranchCache, and has worked with WSUS since 2008. Time of day for installation is a simple group policy setting, been around for years. None of that is new.
That one weird post just won the internet...
I feel so dirty.. :(
"nearly all" without any notification or permission from Harvey herself
In other words, she got carried away...
Sometimes it seems like the internet is just lists of things now.
#5 blew my mind. And I didn't expect what happened at #8...
Piracy is as much as 50%, eh?
50% of what?
One of the reasons I've never (and will never) give MS my credit card for my xbox live account. Pre-paid vouchers all the way. I hope they're available for Sony too?