* Posts by Gene Cash

1585 posts • joined 22 Mar 2007

HOVER ROCKET space station podule mission LIGHTNING HOLD DRAMA

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4pm == rain in Florida

It's that time of year when it pretty much always rains some time around 4pm in Florida. The clouds rolled in and the weather rapidly went from nice'n'sunny to total shite in about 45 minutes.

The Texas site will be a lot better, as it has the same "shoot rockets down the Atlantic without hitting anyone" advantage, but no NASA/USAF red tape and a lot better weather.

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Welcome to the FUTURE: Maine cops pay Bitcoin ransom to end office hostage drama

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Re: Backup verification matters

Or as a wise old boss once said:

"Nobody wants backups. What everybody wants is a restore."

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HOT HOVERSHIP-ON-HOVERSHIP ACTION: SpaceX ready for barge boing

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Dragon at KSC-VC

FYI, one of the ex-ISS Dragons is at the Kennedy Space Center visitor's center, next to the "space shop" for a limited time, next to the Orion capsule & Dreamchaser mockups.

I'm hoping the weather stays clear until 4:30 so I can see things. The last attempt was at night, so I got to see the huge plume of the stage reignition.

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'Granola-eating tree hugger' takes plunge, becomes IoT upstart

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Re: Buses

That's a problem with the stupid route, not the tracking. Why is he going empty to the shopping center if he can't actually pick anyone up? And if he's empty, it should be understood why he's not going there.

And if he's not empty, he can take people there but not bring anyone back? That makes no sense to me. (that may be because I've never been on a bus, nor do I plan to be)

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You’ll be the coolest guy in IT if you ain't got your ID

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Re: Seperation alert tags

One of those retractable keyrings helped me get out of jury duty once. Apparently they're a garotting weapon.

The fun part was the security moron instructed me to take it back and lock in my my vehicle (i.e. lock my keys in my car)

So I responded with equal nonsense, saying my vehicle had no doors (motorcycle, but I didn't say so) and couldn't be locked. I was escorted out of the building by another one of the police officers, who waited until we were out of earshot before doubling over in laughter. He wrote me a note.

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Linux 4.0 debuts with the usual no fanfare

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"Torvalds thinks that it looks a bit silly when version numbers go beyond x.19"

Er, no, he doesn't. Nowhere in the linked article, or the LKML post or anywhere else has he said that. Have you forgotten the days of 0.99pl13? He decided to go to 4.x because people seemed to say they preferred it.

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Can't patch this: Mozilla pulls Firefox encryption feature after just a week

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Re: Firefox usage

And it's gotten even worse. With the revision rolled out yesterday, mobile Firefox now crashes if you try to take a picture for a tweet. Nice.

Also, I have a very simple webcam page, one 640x480 image, 4 links. That's it. Mobile Firefox decides to double zoom the image 50% of the time (i.e. on alternate refreshes) without scrollbars, losing the ability to see the links or the whole image.

That's pretty incompetent.

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Streak life: Oz woman flashes boobs at Google Street View car

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Tests show HTC, Sammy phablets BEND just like iPhone 6 Plus

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Re: In other news…

That's because capacitive touch sensors work only on glass, and resistive touch sensors suck elephant dongles for a large variety of reasons.

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Comcast: Google, we'll see your 1Gbps fiber and DOUBLE IT

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Competition? Not really...

From people I have talked to in Austin, TX, they carve the city up on a block-by-block basis. AT&T "serves" these blocks, Google gets this chunk, Comcast gets another area, and the local gigabit guys get what's left over.

For any particular house/apartment, you have one and only one gigabit provider.

Some "competition"

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El Reg Redesign - leave your comment here.

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Print article

Well, that was my way of not slogging through half a dozen "pages" at one or two paragraphs of content per page. It was pretty rough when 8 "pages" boiled down to half a properly formatted page.

For an example, look at the book & car reviews and the current cloud printing inkjets articles.

So I'll probably be cutting way back on my reading, as I just don't have the time & patience. I'll also be turning AdBlock back on.

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Spanish scraper scrapped: Google axes Google News

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Re: How silly

I don't have a radio, nor a TV, and I sure as hell am not paying the local fishwrap MONEY for it's poorly researched typo-filled unedited crap.

As a matter of fact, my local paper switched to a website layout so spectacularly difficult to use, that the only way I can read stories from it is Google News.

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The future looks bright: Prepare to be dazzled by HDR telly tech

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Then it's compressed to shit for broadcast

If I watch sports like motor racing, I can't distinguish the logos on the vehicles because of the artifacting, and 10% of the time, the picture just breaks up into blocks. Watching the Orion launch with the ocean behind the pad was annoying because the waves were artifacted into a grey slush.

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Intel: Grab these platform shoes and dance to OUR Internet of Things standard

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Battling standards

That's sure to kill IoT, or at least really delay it. I'm not putting things in my house where each appliance talks a different proprietary standard.

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RIP Ralph Baer: Father of the games console dies aged 92

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Hoisted one in memory of Mr. Baer when I heard yesterday... I had both a Magnavox Odyssey and a Simon, of course.

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Why, hello there, Foxy... BYE GOOGLE! Mozilla's browser is a video star

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FF 34 Mobile broke Twitter

I don't know if it's Firefox or Twitter's crap code, but when I updated to 34 on Android, Twitter started painting the page then instantly replacing it with "something went wrong"

I had to downgrade back to 33.1.

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Orion hacker sends stowaway into SPAAAAACE

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Re: Why the fuck ...

> Space-cadet wannabes.

Yup, that's me!

> Rah-rah cheerleaders for the future.

Last week, I designed a coin box for my motorcycle myself with a computer, and transmitted the design across a worldwide network to a robot that automatically created my design for a small fee.

This week, I'm riding an electric motorcycle, with a portable connection to that same world wide network of computers, that can locate itself and show me on a map where the nearest charging station is.

It don't get much more "future" than that.

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Linus Torvalds releases Linux 3.18 as 3.17 wobbles

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Re: Linux future

> if you were aiming at the authors of systemd, then.......

I think you'll find a LOT of people willing to pay for gas for that bus!! And fighting for the privilege to drive...

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IBM Research wants laptop batteries to retire and slum it

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Nope, Lithium batteries actually use the AA (and C) form factor too now.

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VW's Scirocco diesel: A sheep in Wolfsburg’s clothing

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WTF?

DSG?

What the hell is that? Dick's Sporting Goods? Dakota Supply Group?

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'Why do Register commentards get so frothy-mouthed?' Thus started WW3

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Re: Florida1920 If you have to ask

> For them, the introduction of reality is often a brutal affair

Yup. This country went from landing on the Moon to THIS BAG IS NOT A TOY in 40 short years.

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How HAPPY am I on a scale of 1 to 10? Where do I click PISSED OFF?

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Even stupider security

I was called to jury duty, so I had to go to the courthouse, where of course you're screened because everyone showing up for their civic duty is a member of the Taliban.

For some reason, the guard took offense at my keys. 6 keys, on a 1" ring, clipped to a small double-ended clip that then clipped to my belt. I have no clue how that could be a weapon dangerous enough to bring down a federal courthouse building.

Anyway, she instructed me to take it back to my car, and LOCK MY KEYS IN MY CAR.

Seriously. Not kidding. I matched her complete irrationality by calmly saying my vehicle didn't have doors and I couldn't do that. She stared at me for about 30 seconds, got a pissed off look and waved an officer to come get me.

The officer escorted me out of the building with my extremely deadly weapon.

Of course I went home and called the court clerk, who - after hearing the story - did a facepalm you could hear over the phone, and consequently released me from jury duty.

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Re: Why would anyone bother

All of the surveys I've gotten recently have been decent and to-the-point. One was trying to find out what Kerbal Space Program merchandise I would like to buy. Another was my experience at AIMExpo and how I'd improve it. A third was about my experience with my TomTom GPS and their tech support.

They didn't have leading or vague questions.

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Re: Such surveys are invented by marketards.

I don't fly commercial either. When I go from Orlando to Phoenix, I drive. All 2,129 miles of it. I do stop off at interesting spots along the way.

I burn as much carbon as I can too, taking my dirtiest car

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Re: Although a fairly accurate and amusing portrayal of LHR security...

> the number of morons in the queue who have to be repeatedly told what to do.

Or like me, they're pissed-off obstructionist assholes protesting in the only possible way that won't get them immediately arrested.

"WHAT'D YOU SAY SONNY BOY? SPEAK IN MY OTHER EAR, THAT 'UN'S NO GOOD!"

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BLAST-OFF! BOAT FREE launch at last. Orion heads for SPAAAAACE

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Re: Great news

They're not rubber bands, they're continuous elastomer retaining devices.

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Re: Typo

NASA works in Celsius & meters. NASA PR has to work in Fahrenheit & feet/miles because the American public is a complete sack of retards (like that's a news flash)

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Apple knob refusenik Sir Jony Ive handed award - for talking BOLLOCKS

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Re: Crown is correct

I've got a current model Citizen Eco-Drive, and "crown" is the term they use to refer to the knob on the side you pull out to change modes and settings. This usage is in both the manual and their YouTube videos.

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A brief history of BLADE SERVERS: From the Big Bang to the, er, 'unblade'

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You couldn't hot-swap S-100 cards. At least, not more than once.

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Google kills CAPTCHAs: Are we human or are we spammer?

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Re: Brute force solution

So does my Linux box here. The amount of pounding on my SSH port went from one every 3 minutes to maybe 2 or 3 times a week.

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US retail giant Target fails to get banks' MEGABREACH lawsuit slung out of court

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> Target has already significantly raised their prices

That's ok, I've already stopped shopping there, after they got my card chomped.

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Tenacious Twitter tries to topple terrible trolls

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Re: this is all very well, but...

For Android I use the Twitter website as the app is battery-munching garbage. This has the added advantage that the Adblock Edge extension with an EasyList filter subscription kills sponsored posts.

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Ten Linux freeware apps to feed your penguin

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Re: I'm a big fan of WPS Office

I wish to hell they'd named it something else though. Searching for Dia plugins and shape libraries is almost impossible because the name is so goddamned generic.

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Re: GIMP

Except Pinta appears to require a ton of Mono libraries. No thanks.

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Orion: To Mars, the Moon and beyond... but first, a TEST FLIGHT through Van Allen belt

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I wonder if this'll be like "we flew an SRB all by itself" ARES 1-X? I have a nice shirt pin from that, but it was about the only lasting effect of that program.

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Brits conned out of nearly £24m in phone scams IN ONE YEAR

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Re: Wrong tree

> GP surgeries often [withold CNID] for example

OK, I'm at a loss. Why the hell is that? I'd think if I was going to discuss my healthcare, I'd want confirmation I was talking to my doctor's office.

I deal with things by never answering my phone. If they can't bother to leave a VM, it wasn't important.

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Hominid ancestors beat humans to the drinks cabinet, say boffins

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Re: Evolution

"how do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tits a lot!"

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Australian Government funds effort to secure wearable data pulses

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Re: Solution to a non problem

Interesting solution to healthcare costs: Make 'em publish how much a service/procedure costs and let capitalism take its course. At least on this side of the pond, it's absolutely completely fucking impossible to find out, even after you've had it done.

One state did that (Massachusetts?) and it turned out one hospital charged $X for an appendectomy, and another charged $3X. Of course there was A) the outrage at the differential, and B) the inevitable flow of everyone to the first hospital, resulting in the other hospitals lowering prices to match.

It doesn't completely solve all the problems, but it's a pretty good start.

The real shock was all the insurance companies going WTF? implying even they didn't know the actual costs either.

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XML daddy Tim Bray pops his head in the Amazon cloud

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Am I reading this right?

So Google's got someone like Bray and they lose him over insisting he move to California? Really?

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Shin avoids boot: Samsung hangs onto mobile chief despite crappy Galaxy S5 sales

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Unhappy

Goddamn it Samsung. Get rid of touchpizz so I can buy one.

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systemd row ends with Debian getting forked

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Re: Hasn't this happened already with Upstart?

Well the problem is systemd has its tentacles in EVERYTHING, not just boot.

For example, I use udevd to run short scripts to automount and run fsck when I insert a usb stick, and copy images off when I attach a camera. You're not supposed to run long-running scripts from udevd, so I fork them off so udevd can run. No biggie.

Well, systemd says fuck you and kills them because it tracks them by process group, and changing process group is really difficult, so I american-engineer it by running things as an "atd" job. Really. It goes to a really complex extra effort to screw things up.

Also systemd does its own logging. In binary. Not using syslog. You can't cat or edit the logs any more. No. Just no.

That's the sort of crap you have to put up with when running systemd.

I uninstalled it and banned it from ever installing again.

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Weather Channel forecast: Bleak, with prolonged XSS

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Good

Weather Channel sucks. They take the NWS RADAR images, pixelify them for lower resolution, and serve them up with ads and XSS 20 minutes late.

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BORGED! Expat moves from New Zealand to Norway to be acquired by Cisco

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I sense a trend

Every one of these blokes says "stay away from other expats"

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Randall Munroe: The root nerd talks to The Register

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"period table"

Is that a table of punctuation? Or a table from a specific era?

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It's BLOCK FRIDAY: Britain in GREED-crazed bargain bonanza mob frenzy riot MELTDOWN

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Snoozing

As a loyal American, I spent my Black Friday under my electric blanket snoozing.

There's no way in hell I'm going out on the roads jam-packed with idiots (even more so than usual) or shops stuffed with inconsiderate impolite assholes (even more so than usual)

I actually do need groceries and various things for the garage, but that can wait a couple days.

While Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday (sit with friends and eat good food) Christmas really is the worst time of the year.

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Post-Microsoft, post-PC programming: The portable REVOLUTION

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Re: Multitasking on a tablet is still a pain

The Android "recent apps" button works really well now. This is the rightmost button that brings up a list of the latest screens and you can tap the one you want. For example, it's great for copy/paste between editor/browser and password app or whatever.

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A DRONE OF THEIR OWN: GoPro tabbed for cameracopter launch

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Ahhh, the Wall Street Journal

I remember when they were a decent & reputable paper. Now I'd rather read Daily Mail.

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Bloke fighting Facebook in court says ad network claims its users lack 'legal capacity' to sue it

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Re: Legally incapable

@Daniel Hall

Well then you're an idiot on the same level as some of my local vendors that put all their stuff on FB.

If you put it on a real website, then I could actually look at your product and consider buying it.

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Your PHONE is slowly KILLING YOU

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Basically, humans were screwed when they came down from the trees and started walking about the savannah. The spine is not designed for upright posture to start with.

The typical American doctor can't find his ass w/o a copy of Grey's.

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