* Posts by I. Aproveofitspendingonspecificprojects

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Fill 'er up: 'Leccy car firm Tesla brings back PUMP SERVICE

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Re: Not worth much

Why do I get the name Aldi recurring?

Is it because they have a shop at both ends of every largetown in Britain?

And lots of electric?

Or am I confusing it with Triumph Jaguar?

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Re: Charge up at the supermarket

I was thinking that.

The first chain to put kerbside leccie will require a partnership deal with them I imagine. But if they do....

Wow!

1,000mph ROCKET CAR project dogged by beancounters

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Waiting lists... for rubbish?

There is only that one explanation for world dominance such as the triumph Bonneville whose normally aspirated engine broke the world speed record in the 1950's IIC with speeds of over 200mph.

And subsequently lead to the demise of a company that had the only upper class market "Landrover" for a decade and more -with both industries sporting decade long waiting lists. A calumny Honda and Nissan were only too keen to help assuage.

The filled their output with rubbish because people were so willing to put up with rubbish just to get one. The thing is once they had the rubbish they learned it wasn't worth waiting for. It was all about strike powered unemployment for when production met targets for too long in a run.

It wouldn't surprise me that some union leaders had a share in constructing the scenarios not because of communist interference but because they were stuck up the management backsides so far they waltzed to the toilets together.

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Very little actually being produced

> The UK economy is largely based on people in suits shouting down telephones or juggling spreadsheets and shuffling money about. Very little actually being produced.

The reason for this is that in the first class for bean-counting: Office Practice 101 or whatever the newts are taught the first law of human beans:

"First spend no money"

Islamic script kiddies aim killer blow - at Bristol bus timetable website

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According to the BBC

Experts Beyond Belief recently declared that that bit of the Magna Carta is still in force. So we have that going for us. (Or was that: The wheels of the carta go round and around?)

White hats do an NSA, figure out LIVE PHONE TRACKING via protocol vuln

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> there isn't much to prevent the various intelligence agencies from abusing it...

Or the kidnapper taking the battery out or sending it on a bus somewhere.

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a situation that could lead to an “SS7 arms-race”

..stymied by modern military targeting is pretty obvious. I bet the first Ukraine soldiers to die at the hands of pro Russian civilian forces were targeted by mobile phone watching instruments so sensitive they died where they sat with no idea what was coming through the walls.

Online armour: Duncan Campbell's tech chief on anonymity 101

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We think it is amusing.

I very much doubt internet users in Venezuela will be doing much to protect themselves. Especially since most will be using outdated mobile phones. Unfortunately they have already sorted out who are on the lists that the CIA make for future dictators to round up and torture/murder when the next coup takes effect there.

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Re: Encapsulate all your traffic in JPEGs of My Precious Kitty

Didn't soemone once disguise the military data of a Austo-Hungarian installation as a butterfly?

If it worked once they will never expect it to work again. And if they never expect butterflies to work again, the chances are 1 in 10 that they will.

And 9 in 10 they will never suspect kittens instead.

If they begin to suspect kittens, think of all the Snowden moled private companies they would have to employ to search the tubes for stray kittens. I LIKE IT. Big time!

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In TOR? NT

Nothing to read here.

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Mutually/Militarily Assisted Diffusion

Isn't it MMAD to run TOR nodes if you are a security agency?

Farms of nodes matched by The Other SideS will make TOR more effective, won't it?

Tossers!

Tesla parades sleek model body and fab batt at Roadster fans

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As a concept

Electric cars will not become popular until all manufacturers agree to design their cars around a specific battery ISO. This will allow them all to design a car whose fuel cells are swappable, allowing them to be made fuel use of in the places where they are most desirable:

Cities.

Swappable batteries will make the cars easily recharged and infinitely more profiatble that the sale of oil fuelled cars as the batteries lose consistency every day eventually needing replacement after so many years or parts therof.

Accredited battery sharing clauses will make refuelling with new batteries mandatory and as profitable as the market will allow.

Norks blame U.S. for TITSUP internet, unleash racist rant against Obama

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Re: Elephants in the room

Assuming the bloody elephant isn't the bot net, that is.

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Re: Now we KNOW where the Sony hackers got "G.O.P" from

Can we please have less of this rhetoric and more battle plans from the politicanny on here. I just read about how to deal with Saudi Arabia on the glorious federation of Elregeration.

Now, lets get on with retribution for the Norks in the name of the free world.

'Dancing Jesus' file-sharer found guilty

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Re: It's all good

> All crims including this chap should spend a long time in prison.

FTFY (or did you mean he should receive further perks/punishment whilst there?)

Why spend a long time in prison?

Is that where ignorant fools, after may years schooling, finally get to learn where Mexico isn't?

All ABOARD! Furious Facebook bus drivers join Teamsters union

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Re: Despairity

That comment was teapartyesque in Americanease.

Well done.

Nice set of votes too. 5 up and 4 down. Politically acceptable to any party.

Have a down-vote and some Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité on moi.

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Like you , I thought that the wages seemed quite good until I read the article. The driving around bit pays well but the sitting around bit doesn't pay anything.

It is similar to the Zero Hours agreements foisted on agency workers at places like Amazon and New Look warehouses here in the UK.

Reg man confesses: I took my wife out to choose a laptop for Xmas. NOOOO

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Re: "irrational factors such as the shell’s colour"

> I am sitting here amidst a pile of open computer cases and exposed wires - a sculptural compilation which has taken much thought and innumerable decisions - some involving data processing performance, and others - colour.

What no masking tape and can of car paint spray?

Must be a woman. (Wonders off to find clean shirt.)

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I see you has the colour

Going by your sig, I imagine you know more about computers than women.

The trick to an happy marriage is to keep the little woman constantly grateful, not to shower the pwned object of your desire with your largesse and ignorance. (If you are very nice (and apologetic) to me, I may be inveigled to further inform you of your inherent rights of manhood.)

Australia floats website blocks and ISP liability to stop copyright thieves

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Re: Never under estimate the power of big content

> political donations and poorly informed politicians.

It doesn't matter how well or how poorly politicians are informed, what matters is that the idiots who vote for them are poorly informed. It's a failing of a two party system that can send you to prison for not voting for either party, that both parties become as one.

With a true democracy the unlikely voter is key.

Big content has always offered rewards:

http://johnpilger.com/articles/australia-the-51st-state

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Re: OzLaw

Will Oz be the first country to slide, gradually from democracy to totalitarianism for non blacks?

FTFY

> No. They will be the first to follow the USA in that regard

Oops. Forgot.

Nude celeb pics wrongly blamed for DDOS at New Zealand's largest ISP

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Re: Whose modems were they anyway

Got a link to who the mass media corporations are the copapacketitioners?

Alien Sugar and Rupert Mordork come to mind.

NASA's 'crazy' plan yields dramatic pictures of our X-ray Sun

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Re: standard units

How about inventing the Snowden as a political temperature scale. Or rather, a non-political temperature scale. Or should that be a non-political political temperature scale?

We could have NSA and KGB equivalents for Fahrenheit and Centigrade.

Makers of Snowden movie Citizenfour sued by ex-oil exec

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Free World?

The free world is where you choose to make it so. There are no barriers to your conscience. You are free to help the down and out and free to give to charity and you are free to speak your mind. This applies to all people everywhere. You are also free to murder anyone you disagree with until someone takes exception to you doing so.

Several people have been successfully prosecuted for treachery of one sort or another. Klaus Fuchs is a particularly good example. The fact he was ignorant of the evil Russia was and still is capable of was no excuse. What was an excuse is that Russia was an ally that Churchill was (and thus all of the British at the time were) in the process of giving half of Europe to.

Who was there to say that Churchill was the traitor?

Our parents/grandparents were free to do so at any time and a few did.

Yet to this day Fuchs is fucked and Churchill remains an hero.

As for the sordid affairs of the US secret service, Oppenheimer suffered malicious persecution, not for being a spy and not even for being a communist but for being suspected of being a communist by the US secret services. We all know what sort of stupidity was rampant there in the 1950's. A place lauded as free; where you couldn't choose your own politics or beliefs.

The free world is what you make it, not what other people tell you it is.

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The case for Retroactive birth control

It isn't genetics. Certain people find a relatively simple man and use him as a puppet.

Rich people get used to deference -even servitude. It give them all an unfortunate sense of omnipotence. And every country suffers from the ideals of rich people. Take for example Lord Rothermere, part owner of the Daily Mail in the 1930's. Excusing Nazi treatment of Jews and Hitler and Mussolini's 'petty crimes' in favour of their overall usefulness. That same mind-set wanted the judgement of all those young men who had had to fight the bastards over-ruled when they voted for socialism in the 1940's and kicked out the incumbents.

I have banged this drum before but only because that man's company was salaciously determined to rule the Empire to protect Britain from the British. The USA has had similar devotees such as the cadre behind the Presidunce George the Thicketh. So it is perfectly clear that it isn't genes but money.

Power does indeed corrupt and absolute power has no absolution. It hurts everybody.

Sick of the 'criminal' lies about pie? Lobby the government HERE

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Well done

I licked you pie comment. Can we have one on faggots.

Singed desperate.

GERONTIC 'Ghost ship' prowled the undersea cables of the 1940s

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Lost in translation

Entirely missed by the ignorance of the journalist reaching to achieve god knows what is that the USA didn't have working torpedoes during WW2.

This probably explained how ramming an old ship with one wouldn't cause a great deal of harm, unless you count sinking that is. But we don't know if that was due to penetration with an offensive weapon or if it just tripped over some cable.

Now let's have an article about how useful their general purpose bombs were 20 years later.

Google App Engine has THIRTY flaws, says researcher

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Russel Taylor and Guild Harbour

I am working for an agency that is locked into them. I knew I was going to hate them when they told me I have to give them permission to pass on my details to whoever asked for them.

Then last Friday I couldn't even get a copy of a time sheet unless I bowed to Google.

WTF!!!

Arseholes!

High Court: You've made our SH*T list – corked pirate torrent sites double in a day

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Big Brother

Reminds me of an episode of Galaxy Quest

The one where they were dragging all the mines.

Suffering satellites! Goonhilly's ARTHUR REBORN for SPAAAACE

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Far far away a long time ago

I can understand why they had telecommunications based at the end of the world but why they had to park the weather station out in the cold was beyond me. A 6 hour trip though the door marked Exit just to get hold of data that might easily have been housed online was exasperating until the USA came to my rescue.

Something to do with secret services was it?

I can't believe it was just down to housing flower people.

Branson on Virgin Galactic fatal crash: 'Space is hard – but worth it'

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IN THIS CASE

> Every big leap of this form is the playground of the rich at first - because they can afford to buy into the early stages.

Missing the point, aren't you?

Why is it only obvious to some that space exploration should be either in the hands of politicians or of very poor people?

About "We will cooperate fully with all the authorities involved in the investigation" - is there an option to not fully cooperate with the authorities?"

Yes. NASA's management almost got away with the O ring business. (Think rednecks, politics and Utah.)

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Re: To eternity and beyond...

> "We choose to do these things not because they are easy ..."

...but because we wanted to get re-elected.

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Re: human endeavour

The USAnians are famous for having stupid dog in the manger rulers. As with the worst excesses in all bad governments, the sensible learn to do without. What is considered criminal these days will eventually be outgrown -the same way the the USSR has been consigned to history.

Fortunately of all the empires in history the USA is remarkably savvy in the way it deals out regicide. Yes I know they were remarkably slow with the last buffoon but at least he was so bloody stupid he was funny. And there is still time to do him. (One can but hope.)

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Oh no it is

> It isn't advancing human-whatsit anymore than millionaires having a flight in a jet fighter.

How did you work that out?

Every step (even the ones in the wrong directions) is a step in the right direction. You will be saying the deaths involved were pointless mortality next.

Yes of course the deaths are unnecessary, it's why experimental stuff is built with as much safety as it is possible to feature. Nobody wants anyone to die. But you can't live without being subject to that universal get out clause.

The point is that the more you give a taste of the exotic to, the more there are that want a taste.

If only very, very few ever got to ride a horse, we would not have jet travel widely available for all today. You start off with a bicycle and progress to a car. That's how it works.

Forget eyeballs and radar! Brits tackle GPS jammers with WWII technology

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Well, I never...

This is what I do:

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/sci.geo.earthquakes/ufOlD22r9DE

The thing is, one of the first things I noticed is that in some long lasting weather setups, the RF interference is breathtaking. And all the while in all my amateur research I never realised the Bomber Command exploits of WW2 were the blokes behind the boys in that particular back room.

Well done them. Lets have an outing can we?

The only bod I am aware of is the not then yet Professor Jones.

Ex-Soviet engines fingered after Antares ROCKET launch BLAST

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YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR.

You get what you pay for and then you check it out but even with careful assessment with every design, you end up relying on an explosive platform to draw out the explosion a reasonable time. There are so many things that can go wrong with a rocket engine, nearly all of them acoustics related any amount of error could creep in.

Not least of the likely failures may have concerned the cryogenic effects on the unique crystal structure that made the design so fantastic all those years ago. Wouldn't it be nice if they could prove the cost to the integrity of the motor was caused by the stupidity of the pleasure boaters causing the scrubbed launch?

If they can prove it, can they sue?

Big Content outs piracy hotbeds: São Paulo, Beijing ... TORONTO?

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Re: Copyrongs

I was going to ask for directions.

Inside the EYE of the TORnado: From Navy spooks to Silk Road

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Oh? Really?

> As encryption and communication methods evolved, TOR was no longer required by the government.

> The Navy let go of the technology in late 2002 and its support was taken over by famed US military

> bonkers-boffinry bureau DARPA (the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency).

>

> However, some have hooked onto this awesome technology and have taken to trying to torrent through

> TOR. It exposes the IP addresses of all of the members of the BitTorrent swarm – which destroys the

> security of users and jeopardises the people running the end node.

Tell me again why it was ditched. Something to do with intelligence?

Military intelligence?

> I will shortly be reviewing the TORplug, a plug-in device that will allow you to browse the internet using

> TOR without installing any software on your computer.

I want one of those. Something I can take with me to the local library/school or college. Will you be showing us how to make sure it isn't made in China?

Cray-cray Met Office spaffs £97m on very average HPC box

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Re: Good hardware but why not a real operating system?

Are you imagining that the computers they are buying will be supplied with Linux Operating systems designed by the distributors?

I didn't even know Cray was a Linux distributor.

I had formed some woolly, sheltered, half formed idea that the Met Office itself would be writing the operating system. I can't imagine Base or any other tools written by dedicated (even the most dedicated) amateurs being of infinite use and compatibility with ground to cloud. Someone mentioned that "weather systems are chaotic" I was going to say that the phrase doesn't mean they are difficult to analyse. But I think I had better stop now.

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Also not true

> Asked about recent "extreme weather" he shrugged and said that it's always been like this but people were "getting soft" these days.

We are not getting soft we are getting lied to. Climategate was never a tool used in journalspeak until recently. People were never worried about a few hundred millionths parts of atmospheric gases. I really don't think they are now. Yes there are always going to be evangelical and suicidal monomaniacs but WTF cares about them?

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First?

> First unanswered question - how long does the approval cover?

> The amount is meaningless if you don't you understand the approved figure likely involves the whole costs for the life of the asset or for a significant period.

Actually what it costs is meaningless against what it does. If it saves lives on a regular basis it is priceless.

If it gives a reasonable approximation occasionally in forecasts about how foggy it is going to be...

Not so much.

How does it compare with this:

http://www.bom.gov.au/australia/charts/viewer/index.shtml?type=mslp-precip&tz=UTC&area=SH&model=G&chartSubmit=Refresh+View ?

If you knew how to set up your unbadged 486, you could run it on that (eventually.) The data is readily available online. OK, you would probably need something more like my 2GB RAM, 32 bit ex Vista, e-machine to get a decent reproduction but you could still be in time to forecast earthquakes and volcanic eruptions on it. More likely so as you can run the data out to any time frame.

The problem is the flower-pickers at Climatgate central are very unlikely to use it for anything so sensible. It must have been agony writing the press release telling us that we have finally lost the war. But on the bright side: Now they have told us where the ceiling is we no longer have to crash through it.

An 'embed' link isn't a new infringement, says EU Court of Justice

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Re: Phew

Got a link?

Apple's OS X Yosemite slurps UNSAVED docs into iCloud

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Devil

How to tell a friend.

So how do you tell a slightly paranoid friend that his pet has got brown eyebrows and has been eating him in his sleep?

‘For the love of Pete, America, learn about decent chocolate’

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Is it Cadbury's or haven'they cleaned the toilets?

I still can't get my head around how they allowed a small amount of fecal matter to ... ah never mind I already know and it would only upset you..

I just can't understand...

And you say the American stuff is crap?

Oh man... I...

Breaking records: Google exec in terrifying SKY PLUNGE DRAMA

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>I wonder what it feels like to go 800+ MPH without a vehicle?

Quite lonely until the postmortem -or the gathering, if there is one.

Adobe spies on readers: EVERY DRM page turn leaked to base over SSL

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Black Helicopters

This is news?

Try opening a Smithsonian archive in Linux. Anything the NSA doesn't want you to use will be weighted so you can't use it effectively.

Which brings us to the uses that the NSA might make of their information. Suppose I wanted to get information from the University of Southampton about the use of wind tunnels to test an idea about diffusion and laminar flow.

How long will a plodder like me be sending a scientific group information that could net them a million pounds?

(I am talking about the Millennium Prize. And yes, OK, it's only dollars -but would they want a punk like me getting it?)

Seriously though. We know that they have ways of hijacking things like the invention of the telephone and TV patents. What on earth would stop them doing something like that when they have so much better security?

Not that I would begrudge anyone getting priority if they just got the word out to help people with the stolen ideas. But look at what their top class health agencies can do compared to a tin pot midget economy like Cuba, in the Ebola crisis for instance:

http://aljazeera.us2.list-manage1.com/track/click?u=38ffd892c93e55497901185c8&id=b2f16959c3&e=6b9e98c0f8

The bastards are fucking useless as well as being despicable.

(No offence to any yah'alldoodles but...)

To Russia With Love: Snowden's pole-dancer girlfriend is living with him in Moscow

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Re: If

I wonder if there is a chance of an IT magazine ever uncovering the reason that US firms that are overly expensive and not all that good should oust from top places nearly every foreign competitor.

I wonder if anyone at El Reg can get their heads out of other people's sex lives long enough to concentrate on stuff like that?

If only Nokia and Blackberry could find some angle to introduce naked women and tight little crotches on their wares.

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Re: William Donelson

Ah. I see in you window.

You mean his pole dancing assignee is none other than the bolt on the stable door reassigned to do dubious work as an undercover camera.

Are we right?

Or was the stipple at the end of the article you pointed us at completely wrong.

Beware of my carefully crafted code. I wrote in a manner devised to make the NSA and our dear GCHQ believe I don't know what I am talking about. (Just so you don't feel so alone.)

Judge nukes Ulbricht's complaint about WARRANTLESS FBI Silk Road server raid

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OTOH

If government snoopers of any country have evidence against anyone and they fail to press charges or alert relevant authorities doesn't it allow the crooks cartes blanches?

I can't wait for the rich and the powerful to be outed by perhaps not the NSA

Ice probe peers at hidden BOTTOMS of oceans from SPAAACE

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Re: Ice

Correct me if I am wrong but we are only beginning to look at probable undersea volcanoes.

Doesn't that mean anything to you?

Or did you read an earlier version of the article than the one I read?