* Posts by KenBW2

218 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Dec 2007

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Googlephone debuts Jan. 5, says everyone but Google

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iPhone dated

You have to admit, it's lost its "oooh shiny" factor

Chumby internet-connected alarm clock

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"It would be quite reasonable to...

... dismiss the Chumby as a toy or as the answer to a question nobody asked""

I think i'll do just that

Mozilla man sends Firefoxers to Microsoft Bing

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I want context

I find it incredibly convenient that CNBC narrates over the 10 seconds before the "If you have something that you don't want anyone to know..." bit. Where's the context?

If he's talking about secrets from your wife/family/friend then you're right.

If on the other hand he's talking about the government, they couldn't give a toss that you like whips and chains/are having an affair/think your boss is a wanker

End this sensationalist crap and give us some context!

Yahoo! apes! Google! with! more! Web2.0rhea!

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Just what we need

more crap to spam into the results page

Microsoft and EU close on browser settlement?

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Handy that it's taken this long

"Ooooh, my new Windows 7 has a new browser feature"

vs

"Why the hell has this crap suddenly appeared"

Should've been there from the start...

MS Jingle Bell bus rattles past Reg Towers

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In the video

"Are you very tech savvy - do you use Facebook, Twitter and that?"

Erm, WTF?

Apple's App Store police relent on hardware images

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Makes me glad

I bought my new android-based T Mobile Pulse

Awaiting potage...

What ever happened to storing pics with electron cannons?

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Some people still use CRT displays, y'know...

Ah, so I'm not the only one skipping the farce that is LCD then

Roll on OLED

Pegatron smartbook uncloaked?

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Heart

Ubuntu

Maybe i should read the article first

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Screen

Do I see Ubuntu?

Channel 4 raises Bing word-extinction alarm

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WTF?

Erm,

"At the top we have the real-time tweets coming in. Beneath that we have the top articles on a particular keyword. Beneath each article we pull in the most reputable tweets about that article. We calculate the reputation on how often people tweet, how often they're tweeting spam, how often they're re-tweeted."

In english?

Why Microsoft's IE 9 will frustrate standards fans

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Stop

"not invented by Microsoft yet part of the W3C's HTML 5: Scalable Vector Graphics (SVG)"

Correct me if I'm wrong, but when did SVG become part of HTML5?

SVG = XML image format

HTML != XML

They killed the idea of images and the markup being integrated when they stupidly decided to kill XHTML

On another note, SVG competes with Silverlight too much for them to implement it. Bastards.

Google Chrome OS due next week, says someone

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Megaphone

OS Debate

Linux = a kernel

Ubuntu - ships Linux, so is an OS

Fedora - ships Linux, so is an OS

Chrome OS = ships Linux, so is an OS

Chrome OS is no different except the fact that it has less/different parts between the kernel and the browser. It still runs in its own right, so it's an OS

El Reg shrinks seven days onto one webpage

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Go

Good article

This should become a regular feature for those of us who see our El Reg RSS feed as a to-do list

Maybe add a few headings so we can filter out what we don't want

+1 for intense-staring-monitor

Wallace and Gromit get the Google doodle treatment

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Flame

Title

"Google's UK search tentacle has decided to ignore the fact that 4 November marks the day in 1890 that Edward, Prince of Wales, inaugurated the City & South London Railway"

So some railway in London is more important than something loved by people all over the country? Would that purely be because it's in London?

Not the centre of the universe you know!

Skype for Linux set for open source

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Badgers

Speed up development?

Does that mean Skype are planning to slow down their own work on the Linux version and hand it over to the FOSS community?

PS: Where can I get some of these distributives they speak of?

Dell unveils exclusive Microsoft-branded Ubuntu OS

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Dell makes typo

El Reg makes sensationalist headline-grabbing article

world moves on

Karmic Koala RC drops into the wild

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Grenade

Why is it

whenever I see the Penguin on an El Reg comment you know it can safely be dismissed as fanboi comment?

This coming from a hardened Ubuntu user!

Google frees up Virgin America in-flight WiFi

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Black Helicopters

From Google: "The WiFi's on Us"

So they're capitalising themselves now? Close to God-like aspirations :S

YouTube to broadcast Channel 4 shows

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Linux

4OD in a cross-browser format

At last!

North Wales Police institute new happiness law

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IT Angle

I hate to sound cliche but...

where's the IT angle? El Reg is getting too many of these sensationalist articles that belong in The Sun or The Mail that is so often bemoaned around here.

Please focus at the back

First Samsung Android phone out next week

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Screw contracts

I'm just waiting for a sub £150 Android on PAYG. Maybe on something like 3's £5 for a month of unlimited* internet.

Apple blueprints warranty Big Brother

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Go

Suprised no one else has said...

This is one patent Apple is welcome to

Microsoft: Vista desktop key to life fulfillment

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Flame

What about other methods?

I have a completely blank desktop (what good is it when it's behind all my windows?), but everything gets dumped in my Deposit folder and organised as I see fit. So am I tidy or messy?

Uttter bollocks

Dell delivers gargantuan gaming beast

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Kinda puts my P4 2.4GHz/512MB RAM/GeForce FX 5200 in the dark

nuff said

Ten of the best... noise-isolating earphones

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Flame

To all the people moaning about low-end headphones

Some of us use them on cycles, buses etc where they inevitably end up snagged and broken. Wouldn't want to risk £200 of my hard-earned like that. Just because you're music snobs doesn't mean everyone is.

Microsoft boffins devise 'secure' Gazelle browser

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Stop

"Chrome not built by design to handle multiple processes"

Wasn't that one of the main selling points?

See http://www.google.com/googlebooks/chrome/small_04.html for details

Trimble touts tough Vista UMPC

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Coat

Protected eh?

<insert comment about still not being able to protect against viruses here>

Xbox 360 killer gets life

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Kinda puts a kick up the arse...

...of those saying that consoles don't incite violence

O2 saunters into laptop market

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Unhappy

What happened to SCC?

or is that not relevant since they started making not-so-cheap and not-so-small SCCs?

Star Trek Communicator gains VoIP

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The Trekkers weren't particularly capitalist

are you sure they'd be affiliating with Microsoft?

Microsoft to act on IE8 'show stoppers'

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Stop

@R. Callan

Try getting Rhythmbox for Windows. what do you expect them to do? And more to the point, why do you want IE if it's not open source or Linuxy enough for you?

Oh, and learn to use apostrophes properly.

Idiot.

Disclaimer: I use Ubuntu

KDE hopes to fill boots with 4.2 release

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Tagline

"A Windows man, a Linux man and a Mac man walk into a bar."

I was disappointed to see no continuation of this joke :(

Wi-Fi comes to school buses

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Stop

Erm

School pupils aren't allowed phones, games consoles, laptops etc at school...

Asus Eee keyboard specs tip up on the web

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I vote for an official El Reg name for this

The EeeBoard

See what I did there?

Web 2.0rhea hack mistaken for end of universe

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Good, but not good enough

Nice to see less pointless swearing today. But the Down's bit was too far. Live and learn, eh Ted?

Iomega aims at TVs with home server

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Stop

RE: Bigger better faster

Thank you for that infoormative comment for you to willy-wave how big your collection is

Linux: this year's silver lining?

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Unhappy

2008: The year of Linux

Last year was a good year for Linux - particularly on SCCs. But that ship has sailed - the SCC makers (Asus included) are starting to flock back to Windows-onlyness. Had Canonical/Red Hat/Novell/other capitalised on this and done some marketing for once (instead of relying on word-of-mouth, Linux might've got some higher brand awareness.

But no...

Shame really, as an Ubuntu-only user I'd have liked to see Linux flourish. Maybe if they're *really* quick we might just have time.

Safari enjoys 'unusually residential' December boost

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Paris Hilton

@Jeff

<quote>

By all means don't count the computers people chose to spend THEIR OWN hard earned money on... yes, count the computers they're forced to use at work - that's how to count personal preference.

</quote>

No, the point was that less people are at work, and therefore do more of their surfing at home.

That is, of course, you know of a way to tell a work computer from a home one?

Paris, cos it makes no difference where her noxt victim is

Microsoft heralds 'record' prison terms for Chinese pirates

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Paris Hilton

MS anti-piracy associate general counsel David Finn

That has to be the Longest Title Ever.

And can I be the first to say, did I read "High Quality" and "Microsoft Software" in the same sentence?

Paris, because she likes things to be long.

LG trumpets 3G wristphone

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@AC

I've still got my Casio Remote Control Watch handy :)

Was much fun playing with the TVs mid-video at school all those years ago, teehee

Must get a new strap and battery

What the Freetard Photo book tells us

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Paris Hilton

I think the writer of the article missed the point

If someone wants to do something they *enjoy doing* (and that's the key part) then who are you to stand in their way?

If they want to do it they're obviously getting something out of it - even if it is just a warm fuzzy feeling.

On another note, he's being a tad hypocritical not CC'ing his own portait is he not?

Paris, because she enjoys giving herself away

Google Calendar phishing scam surfaces

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Quite a good scam

but y doo they allways rooin it wid bad speling?

They used 'em, you reeled: the year's most overused phrases

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Essential Inspiration

My two biggest annoyances for the year. What do they even mean now?

Free eco-friendly font saves ink and toner

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Paris Hilton

@AC "the smaller the fontsize, the lower the saving."

Perhaps that should read:

the smaller the fontsize, the lower the saving*

with this in the Small print:

* When compared with Vera Sans of the same font size

to sort the idiots from the rest of us.

Paris? That's the sort of comment she'd make

LG Cookie budget touchscreen phone

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Damn my new phone!

If I was in the market for a new phone I'd be *very* interested. Maybe it'll be good to see other cheap alternatives spring up now :)

Mozilla Google relations strained by Chrome

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Boffin

@carlos

Yea, you are.

W3schools is for web developers. Generally Web Developers don't use IE as much (since they know how much grief it causes). So you get skewed results.

I've always thought Google's homepage would give a good all round representation of market share

Rail companies roll out barcode ticket standard

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@Big Al Re: The Germans

I can concur that it works great - I did that on a 3-connection journey from Berlin to Leipzig, and then back again

Apple's holiday Mac sales flatline

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Stop

Who the hell

buys a £1000 computer for a christmas present?

Profs: Eating Belgian truffles will make you buy a Mac

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Linux

Food choice and OS preference

I use Linux

I buy ASDA's SmartPrice products

Can't say I agree with the theory...

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