40 posts • joined 12 Dec 2007
and all Wolfram did was display it in graphical form
no definition, actually bugger all.
Which is a pity because the world grid of computers does know the universal theorem -it just isn't telling us yet.
Biggest windfarm can power a village
So its all a damp squid; which any engineer already knew, but politics on green tech have no connection with reality.
Okay, chaps -stop fecking about and open a few decent sized nuke power stations; after 95% of France is run by the things and they have not been vapourised.
Still quicker than NHS Mail
Despite all that -Gmail was still quicker than NHS Mail
S'all relative y'see?
and report all suspicious activities to Big Brother
It time for the kids to shop their parents again.
Oh happy days
because BT are late in catching up -turn to virgin (NTL)
Of course if BT had ever tried catching up with the Virgin cable network; sky wouldn't be whinging about this matter at all, they be a parasite on BT's back. Bastards.
Rah Rah old bean
Personally, I prefer the current mix and find the culture of 'sick' tunes to be exactly that, ie mostly momentary projectile vomit.
Classic rock please - I'm not a old skool character, more a reformed rocker!
Thanks for asking.
and cows go supersonic.....
Journos spouting off thru their rectum again
Another case of Journos with no practical education misunderstanduing the brief and spouting off through their waste exits again.
No details on Virgin site
I'm an L customer of Virgin
No way can I find any information on the existing throttle times and limits on the Virgin website; never mind any new ones. B' all.
So i Tried to use the feedback form.
It asked me to subit my password over an unsecured line.
Plus lots of personal identify details and just for feedback?
No seriously, 'WTF.'
Thank you so much,
Appeal to register for 'hinformation'
As I can't get any info on this from the Virgin misinformation site; as a L customer, could you Register chappie tell how much throttling and what times?
Appreciate it, ta mucho etc
Because although I am not a heavy user, I'd like to know.
Damn knows they didn't inform me last time either or respond to me question.
Good, customers don't need the bandwidth choke
Regular customers of virgin do not need the bandwidth choke this minority service would impact on us old sensible farts.
Its all rather academic
This has gone on for so long, its given all opertaors the time to enhance thie rip-off contract rates to re-coup any costs before they are enforced.
The current costs are just bloody ridiculous for a private user.
Contracts have tripled in monthly rental -for the same service and free minutes
I got when I paid £12 a month. Now they want £30 -£35
[insert expletive here]
One to avoid then
The lack of response to an obvious threat rules the company products out as a safe buy then, does it not?
I'll go elsewhere - you Fools !!
I've worked with these people...
I've worked and played with these people, I have a deep and considerate understanding of their thought processes.
The only solution is to CUT THEIR GOOLIES OFF.
No more problems.
Stupid is as stupid does
So unbelievably stupid, I'm stunned
Don't bleat - it works
Bleat all you like fanbois
A 4 inch masonry nail through the platters works just fine.
A technique I have used for some time, simple and effective.
We are not talking government secrets hers, putting the bits into two separate bins collected at different times makes it not worth the while of the non-secret agent to bother.
Plug the ozone hole, Huzzah
Build a bigger one and plug the the ozone hole
I will take my MBE now ma'am
Time to buy a Samsung then.................
Looks like a Tadpole? Not! It's a.....
Are we being politically correct on The Reg now?
So -this thing has a large white head and a flex-tail?
and it looks like a tadpole?
What were these chappies doing in Biology class?
It is without doubt or procrastination - a large Sperm cell.
So how come milk floats....
So how come milk floats haul so much stuff, for so long, reliably, and for so many years?
This is hardly rocket science!
So the wild west ain't dead yet then?
It'll all end in tears, blood sweat and some good 'ol boys'll get shot for sure.
Nothing new for America then?
DVLA - becoming a sci-fi Ministry from'Brazil'
The more I read of this DVLA organisations attitude to its clients and lack of information security
the more I am reminded of the ministry of Information in the film Brazil.
Next the torture sessions and the signing of the love pact with the state
versus incandescent bulb burns?
Anyone stupid enough to work the same distance from an incandescent bulb may also find unwanted side-effects emerging.
1st degree burns followed by 2nd degree with prolonged exposure.
This will lead to scarring and possible deformation requiring extensive redial action consisting of a hard slap and being told not to be so damn stupid.
All the quality bulbs have an anti-UV coating, as have the tube shaped ones on your office ceiling.
The cheap facility managers that buy below market standard quality bulbs are the real culprits here and there are not enough barriers to cause cessation of their dubious activities.
The EU, too little to late
Business as usual then
Arrest those masturbaters officer
all teenage boys should be placed on the child abuse register for masturbating and under age child.
Glad i grew up in time then.....
Non-christians outnumber the followers
I agree - remove catholic bashing videos, I have no problem with this;
but a proviso - As a non-christian and we outnumber the followers of the jewish prophet by millions and all the mumbo-jumbo in obscure languages and 'elevated statues in society' stuff is offensive.
I would like to see all non-fact videos and images of this secretive, closed society or 'religion' removed as well.
That's only fair isn't it?
I'll just block all BT Internet mails then
I know of no sensible people who use BT internet
so I'll just block all routes to and from it.
They don't like it up 'em
Dell - NHS - WinXP
The NHS has only just completed upgrading its machines to WinXP
there is no way it has the hardware or the software compatability to even contemplate using Vista for a few years to come.
It was simply a bridge too far.
One hour down in a year?
Ye Gods you are a bunch of prissy boys.
The NHS suffers this much downtime and more a week,
give them a break -its better than your own site manages.
JHC on a bike!
Any student of technology can prove in their first year that the cost and maintenence of a wind farm doesn't even cover the revenue from wind farms.
ironically this is a fraction of the amount of power produced by just one small nuclear facility. France are generating 98% of their electricity by nuclear powered stations- without fuss.
Shell has seen the light -but ironically their bullshit 'we are green' advertising is also now reducndant - which we all knew all a long. It was just a green umbrella whilst they operated in far flung spots such as the Phillipines.
Never stopped the sale of F16's though
I was there when the F16's were sold and indeed flown by Prince Bandar
(who left one on the top of a dune having ejected)
I seem to remember that they definetley had US technology in it at the time.........
one rule for the yanks, one for us
or play with their ball and they take it back
Use the cow to tow the car instead
May I humbly suggest an alternative?
Use the cow to tow the car instead
We have a crop surplus, we have to pay farmer NOT to grow it.
The cow exhaust is wonderful for roadside gardens or verges
The resultant plants are havens for endangered insects, which are eaten by endangered birds
which privide us with birdsong
which provides us peace and harmony
Its easy to be green
just takes a re-think.
WHAT !!!??? it's a prison for chrisakes!
make them go cold turkey
and tough it out.
These are nasty villians, not the knitting circle....
Also, breaks some rocks for the rent please
(medical man - no sympathy for evil villians costing more than treating sick people to lock up)
Nope, its London sewage in the Thames Estuary
Ever been to the thames estuary at 5am?
It stinks of amonia as the sluice gates release the sewage into the outgoing tide. It really stinks and popular holiday beaches can be observe condoms and toilet paper floating with the tide. I've seen it and smelt it myself.
Now i live inland; a long way inland
RIP, time to bury it
This name has been such a disaster it is no longer viable.
Time to bury it and seal with a lead lined concete barrier
At last some kick ass common sense
Its about time you stood up to the whinging 70's wearing knitted waistcoat It geek crowd.
If you can't have a bit of fun at the end of the day in IT, where would you be?
IT in Germany, correctomongo.
When did the British speak English?
It ain't nuffin but a bag o'lies I tells you.
The Yanks may have bastardised our language, but on the whole I can understand all of them very clearly.
Howver passing through Prestion, I thought the chappie in the peteroleaum station was Scandanvian; couldn't understand a bloody word.
Don't even mention Glaswegains, Geordies and Scousers...
Trade Description Act
I've seen those boobs, as have most men courtesy of the interenet, they are the worlds smallest breasts ever.
Someone, who should be ashamed of themselves, has used the morph tool in photoshop to give her a substantial pair of puppies.
This advert therefore beaks the Trade Descriptions Act.
Withdraw and grovel I say.
It's a luffely book, ain't it?
I can't wait
The Viz annual is going to win it; you know its just and true.
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