Translation from marketingspeak
“Our new identity is uniquely dynamic." -- The same as it was before.
"Our business is focused on creating world-class experiences for consumers." -- World+dog has experienced dial-up at least once.
"AOL is centered on creative and talented people - employees, partners, and advertisers." -- Those who have a clue will get sacked after a week.
"We have a clear strategy that we are passionate about and we plan on standing behind the AOL brand as we take the company into the next decade.” -- We haven't got a clue about what we're doing.
“AOL is a 21st century media company," -- An unpaid intern tested the AOL client software on a netbook and it worked.
"We’re delighted to have worked so closely with the AOL leadership team to create something bold and exciting that sets AOL apart.” -- Thanks for the cheque!