201 posts • joined 29 Jul 2006
I have a perfectly functional watch
I also have a smartphone with a large screen. At my age I need bigger screens not ruddy smaller.
I only ever opt for the free apps anyway. If there's a feature I want that's only in the paid for version then I usually seek out another freebie that gives me that feature. Guess I'm just ludicrously tight, or is it too many years of freetarderyness© :)
Can someone please explain to a non techy bod like me
What exactly is involved in server maintenance? Oil and filters and re-gap the plugs?
What does CNN stand for?
I'm guessing it's Cartoon Network (something)
Re: Ads as Articles
Best plug-in I've ever installed.
Nice 180 degree turn from Facebook
They used to leave these things up, trot out some corporate guff about right to know, public awareness etc. Perhaps now they are starting to listen to their outraged products they'll start to respond about requests to take down the child and animal abuse pages, videos, etc.
Re: Motorcyclists have a perfect use for this phone.
Bugger, missed that bit. :(
Motorcyclists have a perfect use for this phone.
Squirreled away under the seat, on silent, you have a perfect tracker should your expensive motorcycle be stolen. People have been touting this idea for some time, using an old forgotten phone from the back of the drawer.
I have had an epiphany.
I used to shudder at the thought of these things beetling about unattended, but then I realised that at last, German car manufacturers will be able to ensure that their indicators do actually get used.
An awful lot of money to play Candy Crush.....
I junked the app months ago.
Just using the web browser now. If they remove that option then hell, I can always wait until I get home to find out my friends highest score on the latest faddy game, or see a photo of their lunch......
Well I *was*..
...going to question if there really is a market for this app, but then I remembered about all the fart generator apps and decided not to ask.
In Korea it translates as
Hors d'ouvres or dumplings :)
Other search engines are available....
...as my local BBC radio station keeps telling us.
Re: What do I think of it?
I really wish I could upvote this more than once.
Re: Send in the clones
That game is on mobile devices already.
Send in the clones
Am I correct in assuming that all their games are a rip off of Bejewelled, just with different graphics?
Re: As a windows phone owner
Because windows doesn't have any dodgy applications does it............
Getting a little big for their boots with only one (admittedly very) successful game behind them aren't they?
Ice Ice Baby
Is this the same ice that keeps trapping research boats?
They are developing, hey?
And if your aunt develops balls, she'll become your uncle.
That we should be so lucky, we're still stuck with IE8.
Re: Motorcycle Helmets
No, but you could wear a burkha.
Re: Tesco, stock your shelves
Dont forget to put the points on your Clubcard so Tesco know what products to push at you.
See where your plan to knobble the cameras falls down?
People dying from a multitude of diseases look on in wonder.............
Its down to personal choice
but my favourite torrent search engine is Google............
Beat me to the dickhead pun :)
Well at my age
The last thing I'm concerned about is semen quality, so shove another couple of rashers under the grill for me.
It will also be handy for
online payment of the compulsory toll on the stretch round Huntingdon. The old section of the A14 is to be demolished, so you'll have no choice.
I have a CNC machine under my authority that still runs off Win95!
If you look, you can see a boat being missed
Surely everyone uses WhatsApp now dont they? Does BBM offer anything that WA doesn't do?
Bring back the early 90's
The problems all started when they made the internet easy to use by thick people....
"The app's functionality, such as it is, offers users the chance to take photos of themselves gawking at women's breasts."
Like a camera you mean?
You've got it all wrong
It was all done in the name of research for the anti-smut bill.
As far as I'm aware..
drugs are illegal, doesn't stop them finding their way into prisons does it? Hand guns are illegal, still plenty on the street.
As has been said before, the only surefire solution is to render the phones useless by crippling the signal.
Ner ner ne ner ner
I use a browser extension to avoid that horrible timeline, and I'm sure some enterprising script kiddy will devise a way to block them within a week anyway.
Make use of the Favourite Channel options
I have all my frequently watched channels down as favourites so I dont have to wade through page after page of dross to get to where I want to go.
Brainless keyboard warriors use social networks.
In other news, the sun shone in Africa today, ice is cold, and David Cameron still looks like Iggle Piggle.
Does the BBC
know that Mo Slater is moonlighting as a Russian minister?
Forget H&S, policies, road laws, etc
There's a thing called common decency, and to let a shit machine into somewhere where people are eating goes way beyond that.
@AC 10:56 I'm guessing you must have sat seething in traffic while a motorcyclist or two (legally) filtered past you, thus completing their journey in much less time than you.
I encounter this anti-bike mentality every day, water off a ducks back old bean. Enjoy the jams.
As a motorcyclist
i was initially somewhat concerned about this, but then I thought about the near misses I've had due to idiots with no roadcraft or roadsense, to myopic morons who dont know left from right, to aggressive and reckless micro-penised drivers of 4x4's, jeeps and redneck wagons and concluded that a system that removes the human element simply cannot be any worse.
Ah, some good news.
A reason to sign up for Spotify now this pretentious little oik has flounced off.
Oh dear, how WILL we cope?
I'll just DIE if I cant get 200 reports about the weather and photos of people's breakfasts.........
Beat me to it :)
Owners of classic cars and motorcycles have been concerned about this for some time, especially the move to 10% ethanol as it has a corrosive effect on many components in the fuel system.
The Department for Transport commissioned an independent report in to the effects of E10 on existing vehicles, the report
recommended the following:
* Vehicles ten years old or older, carburettored vehicles (including powered two wheelers) and first generation direct injection spark ignition vehicles should not be fuelled on E10 unless the manufacturer can state the vehicles are compatible with E10.
* The automotive industry should produce a comprehensive list of vehicles compatible with E10. While it is acknowledged that some lists do already exist if in doubt the vehicle operator should seek clarification from the vehicle manufacturer.
* E5 should not be phased out in 2013, its widespread availability should continue for the foreseeable future.
* Consideration should be given to maintaining a specification for E0 fuel for historic and vintage vehicles.
I own a 1994 Kawasaki motorcycle, Kawasaki are still considering the effects and currently do not recommend using E10. I am now looking at the distinct possibility that this bike is going to become worthless or impractical to use due to the problems of finding E5 out in the sticks where I live.
Re: Believe it when I see it
No, if the snouts get ousted from one trough, they'll simply find another.
The management heirarchy is exactly like a tree full of monkeys. The ones in the middle look down and all they see are smiling faces. They look up and all they see are ar$eholes.
Resistant to western influence?
I'm sure there's at least 3 styles in the men's selection that Elvis used to wear.......
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