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A few good ones...  

In UK fatties demand 'hate crime' status for lardo-baiting

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She so fat her baby picture was an aerial shot.

She so fat the back of her neck look like a pack of hot dogs.

She so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

She so fat she was baptized at Sea World.

She so fat she stepped on a pound and made 20 shilling.

She so fat her shadow weighs 14 stone.

She so fat she walked in front of the TV and we missed 5 minutes of Benny Hill

She so fat, at the end of the day, her high heels are flats.

She so fat she jump up in the air, and got stuck.

daily

Pirate Bay  

In Pirate Bay loses trial: defendants face prison time, hefty fines

The comparison with Google does not apply because even though they do the same thing, the court judged on intent.

If Pirate Bay had named itself Content Neutral Torrent Tracker Search , they would have not been found guilty.

daily

Beheaded  

In X2 triplex supercopter gets tail-drive hooked up

Pirate

Judging by the apparent size and position of the cockpit, it looks like anyone attempting to walk over to the 'copter will instantly be beheaded.

daily

The Gene Pool  

In 419ers take Canadian for $150,000

Think of how stupid the average person is, then remember that half of them are stupider than that.

daily

Yawn  

In Miscreants hijacking machines via (freshly patched) Adobe flaw

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Glad I use a mac

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Funny How...  

In Google's spycar revs up UK privacy fears

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Everyone gets riled up when a photographer is harassed in the street.

Rightly so.

Yet Google gets vilified for exercising the same "right".

See the irony?

daily

no more  

In Western Digital drive is DRM-crippled for your safety

Stop

I literally had one of these in my shopping cart at Costco. Some dude saw me put it in and came up to me and told me about this issue. I was shocked!

I put it right back on the shelf.

The other day, I went to buy a 320Gb HD for mom, I could have bought a WD, but I opted for a Maxtor instead, just because of WD's bullsheite.

WD lost my patronage