* Posts by Suburban Inmate

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Anonymous claims Parliament Wi-Fi hack during London protest

Suburban Inmate

Re: I am sorry anonymous .....

Your knowledge of Anonymous can't be that great. It's a movement, a banner, an idea, an identity, a principle, many other things.

But it sure as hell isn't a club, a society, or a supermarket loyalty scheme. There is no membership, though there are groups that use the name.

Bloke named 'human' demands 'COPSLIE' licence plate

Suburban Inmate

I'm glad they aren't so bitchy about that sort of stuff here in the UK. Me mum has a plate with her initials and WTF, and it's the car's original!

Facebook tests sinister CURSOR-TRACKING in hunt for more ad bucks

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Noticed how you often have to click to see even just the first one or two comments on something? Blatant bit of interest tracking right there. Still, Zuck's sucked this titty almost dry and the young'uns are wising up to his shenanigans, as indicated by the slowing of signups.

Personally, I'd like to see TOR become the in thing for the kids. Wishful thinking I know.

NSA.gov goes down after ‘error during scheduled update’

Suburban Inmate

Re: blaming it on sysadmins?

Turns out the few that were left were using the wrong hammers...

Hard-as-woodpecker-lips MOUSE GOBBLES live scorpion, LAUGHS off stings to face

Suburban Inmate

Close enough Frankee

They're hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings who commissioned the construction of Earth.

Whodathunkit? Media barons slit own throats in flawed piracy crackdowns

Suburban Inmate

He doesn't.

The last time he used that colloquialism was http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/08/12/20_injured_at_lg_smartphone_giveaway_as_pr_stunt_turns_sour/

Cannabis can CURE CANCER - cheaply and without getting you high

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Re: Pathetic

He's just a common or garden trolltard, have a look at his posts.

Suburban Inmate

Re: Hemp?

I'm guessing it would depend on the hemp strain, but the most you'd get from a commercial legal variety would be a headache.

It is only relatively recently that proper research is gaining momentum, from what I can see, with regard to high CBD strains of medicinal cannabis. It is long long overdue, thanks to reefer madness and the destructive idiocy of prohibition. The list of people with material interest in maintaining the murderous and backward status quo of prohibition is too long for a comment, and as for the Daily FAIL types, I've yet to hear any complaints that are not either caused by prohibition, or applicable to a variety of substances and therefore a social ill.

To quote the movie Daybreakers: "It's not about the cure, it's about repeat business!"

Ex-Valve engineers raise begging bowl for 3D holographic-like goggles

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Re: What about those of us already wearing glasses?

I imagine it would only cost a few bob to get prescription lenses in front of or behind the device, e.g. with a bundled clip on frame that your local optician can put lenses in. My glasses only cost 18 quid with a deal on moneysavingexpert.com and they are a nice black frame by Bench, not the clunky NHS syle beloved by nonces and granny killers.

Facebook RIPS away your veil of privacy, declares NO MORE HIDING

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Re: And so it begins

I just checked over my settings, awkward though they are.

"Limit audience for old posts" Set to friends only. Sorted.

And my profile pic is currently The Blerch: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/running

NSA using Firefox flaw to snoop on Tor users

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Black Helicopters

Dreddful situation

"You really have to question if there is a rule of law anymore?" Cohn said.

"WE ARE THE LAW!!!" The NSA said.

Bang away – just not 'with friends', Zynga tells naughty hookups app

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Coat

The Nest Big Bang

For the chubby chasers out there...

Facebook allows full personal data ransack with Graph Search

Suburban Inmate

One of two outcomes for me

I disable the searching, or I make a new account that is even more boring and law abiding than my current one. It'll only take a few scandals and they'll wind their bloody necks in, and there's only so much milk they can get from this particular cow.

Google's robot army learns Spanish

Suburban Inmate

teh lulz

At least I'll still have FaceBing's hilarious "translations" (in the way McDonalds is "food") for a good giggle.

BT engineers - missed appointments

Suburban Inmate

I'm finally shifting my lazy arse away from BeThere, but they have offered me 12 months half price (shit, I should have made the call when I first heard rumors of Sky) and now it just doesn't seem worth the hassle.

Should I stick with half price BeSky or move over to Infinity unlimited?

Sofas with a roof and Star Trek seating: The future of office furniture?

Suburban Inmate

Re: Use of the phrase

I think an area for playing Breakout would be great!

Forget Mars: Let's get someone on the Moon – NASA veteran

Suburban Inmate

Re: Great idea!

cord from moon to earth orbit. I am soon to be zonked out by a pick n mix of sleeping pills, but if we can lay big fat marine cables it seems plausabe that me might be able to string a longer but lighter one up there in sections and join them. this alone should pick up quite a charge by itself, with a smaller wireless hop to earth.

Brit music body BPI lobbies hard for 'UK file-sharers database'

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Boffin

Re: The BPI are a bunch of turds...

@ AC - Worth is whatever someone will pay for it.

Private UK torrent site closes, citing 'hostile climate'

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Pint

Re: Unfortunate

Hear, hear! Have a pint!

I was on The Box for years, long before all this iPlayer tomfoolery and the like. The Box has been my sole source of TV, and it is so mentally refreshing not to have to watch adverts and/or the buffering icon, over shite quality streams in crappy web players. Not to mention that sometimes stuff was captured and uploaded and fully seeded before it appeared on the web!

Kim Kardashian's bosom pal in bling snatch Instagram unpleasantness

Suburban Inmate
Facepalm

Re: Wow, too bad...

Yeah, the miscreant could have gone to cash4gold.

They'd have given him half a cup of oats and a bent shilling if he haggled well.

Windows NT: Remember Microsoft's almost perfect 20-year-old?

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Re: A question from a young'un of 31...

Many thanks for the replies, guys :)

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WTF?

A question from a young'un of 31...

Ever since I learned of the distinctions between NT and 95, back when I was just getting proper in to computing on my then bleeding edge AMD K6-2 400mhz system, built with the help of me new mate Andy*, I have wondered WTF was the bloody point of Windows 95, 98 and (trigger warning) Milennium Edition?

Mickeysoft had (so I thought) a dependable workhorse with NT, so why not tart that up for a consumer windows version rather than pissing about making the incontinent epileptic donkey that was 9x/ME?

*Best BOFH mates to this day, seeing Elysium IMAX tomorrow. :)

Bitcoin laws are coming: US Senate launches virty currency probe

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Stop

Hang on hang on.... VPNs, encryption, servers all over the world..... How do you regulate that? Am I missing something really obvious here?

I can see how the coins would be linked if the likes of amazon were to accept them for goods delivered, but how about a "trusted" (by word of mouth?) escrow service for ebay transactions with a similar feedback rating system? Select "collect in person" and avoid the PayPal fees.

Xerox admits there's no fix yet for number-fudging copiers

Suburban Inmate

The obvious question

They can't simply do an uncompressed scan because...?

Jokes of no more than 2 lines

Suburban Inmate

Two condoms are walking past a gay pub.

One says to the other "Do you wanna get shitfaced?"

FBI spooks use MALWARE to spy on suspects' Android mobes - report

Suburban Inmate

Re: how long....

I always assumed they have.

"Better to have a tinfoil hat and not need it..." etc.

Egad! Could Samsung be cheating in Galaxy benchmark tests?

Suburban Inmate

Update here

http://www.anandtech.com/show/7192/update-on-gpu-optimizations-galaxy-s-4

A response from sammy and a lot more digging by the folks at anandtech. Make of it what you will.

Bank of Thailand bans Bitcoin

Suburban Inmate

Re: mining?

It's a very good analogy. A meatspace miner "processes" his way through the ground, until he happens upon a gold nugget, diamond, or whatever, which would be analogous to a bitcoin miner having done enough processing to cryptographically confirm a transaction on the network.

New in Android 4.3: At last we get a grip on privacy-invading crApps

Suburban Inmate

agree about sky pee

bloody thing lobbed all my mostly old or net only contacts in to my address book. hence with this fresh CyanogenMod install I haven't put on either facetard or sky pee.

WAR ON PORN: UK flicks switch on 'I am a pervert' web filters

Suburban Inmate

First they came for the Virgin Killer...

What about depictions of rape in films from streaming services? And at a stroke we have a far stickier mess on our hands as we've got all tangled up with the Art vs. Porn tar baby.

Beijing offers cons reduced sentences for friendly Tweets

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Megaphone

Re: Horrifying

Socially accepted? That's already the case in the USA and other places. Heck, some people willingly tune in to pro government (read: military/financial/industrial oligarchy) programming and will happily projectile-defecate that drivel all over facetard and suchlike. For no financial reward at all.

That hasn't stopped the USA from hiring people anyway: http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2011/mar/17/us-spy-operation-social-networks

Snowden leak: Microsoft added Outlook.com backdoor for Feds

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Joke

Speaking as a tinfoil headed nutjob...

This Snowden chap is really making my hobby bloody difficult! How am I supposed to be a paranoid loony if everything I spout turns out to be true?

Run for your (private) lives! Facebook's creepy Graph Search is upon us

Suburban Inmate

Re: Scary?

It almost sounds like it would be worth turning off the ad blocker for a bit just for a ruddy good giggle.

That said, the odd ad has slipped through, most peculiarly for Islamic religious clothing, despite my religious views clearly being "Agnostic". Perhaps they think I'll make my mind up about it when I feel the lovely fabric?

Telly psychics fail to foresee £12k fine for peddling nonsense

Suburban Inmate

They might have

They might have seen it coming and just accepted it as an operating cost, while making a buttload more from the stupids with unsupervised access to phones.

Suburban Inmate
Devil

How about anything unsupported by material evidence? Let's see the various $deity hoards kick up a fuss about that, they're always good for a chuckle.

Microsoft lures buy-curious vixens, corduroys with a cheap fondle

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Joke

Re: Does this heavy discounting

I hear the Findus factory's embedded systems are getting an upgrade...

Flash flaw potentially makes every webcam or laptop a peephole

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Go

Go back to Firefox?

I just switched back to Mozilla Firefox, prompted by diabolical Flash performance and the fact that Chrome was bloated beyond belief. I still had the same flash problem on FF, unable to even play 420p youtube videos smoothly, until I happened upon the solution of disabling protected mode in Flash (disabling hardware acceleration made no difference). Thankfully I'm sensible when it comes to NoScript permissions, but I would hesitate when it comes to a non-technical user's system.

Facebook killing off Sponsored Results in search pages

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Childcatcher

@ LarsG and others.

Hop on to YouTube and have a gander at what the late George Carlin had to say about "our owners" and "the reason education sucks [and] it's never gonna get any better". Here.

In there is the reason education is working just fine for those running it, helped along by the advancements of technology used to de-skill the workforce and money-as-debt to keep people slogging along to the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

Finally, "Occasional Letter Number One" is well worth a Googling.

Facebook's first data center DRENCHED by ACTUAL CLOUD

Suburban Inmate

SPOF?

That'll explain the chat bar being out of action and everyone bitching about it, but isn't one benefit of a "cloud" that it can withstand the loss of service at one location and be able to at least limp along with other sites until things are straightened out?

Admittedly, this is probably peak time of day for their servers and don't know how many locations FB has.

Presto: Facebook reveals exabyte-scale query engine

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Coat

Agreed, I'd love to have a way to Google Bing the mental effluent of a potential victim girlfriend for her routine lifestyle and vulnerabilities things we'd enjoy together.

The urban camo trenchcoat with the chloroform in the pocket, ta.

Reseller Computacenter LITERALLY smokes out squatters from offices

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@ MrXavia

An upvote for saving me typing.

I'd go even further and say that the government needs to legislate a happy living (as opposed to struggling subsistence) minimum wage that allows people to afford rents that make unused properties everywhere profitable enough to do up and rent out to private tenants.

'Time cloak' can hide data - but not the fact there's something to hide

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Alien

Re: Time Hole

As Time Holes are so rare and therefore have yet to be studied in any great detail, would it not make the communications significantly harder to intercept when routed via Nodnol?

Tech aristocracy joins conflab with Secret Rulers of the World

Suburban Inmate
WTF?

So... People that passionately campaign for peace and monetary system reform get spied on as "potential terrorists", while this warmongering, resource ravaging, tax dodging, economy starving, circle-jerking bunch of ne'er-do-wells get the utmost privacy?

Facebook's Sean Parker fined $2.5m for tasteless eco-trashing wedding

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Unhappy

Fancy tat is still tat.

All that for a wedding. One struggles to comprehend the cold, empty void that must be devouring him from the inside.

Relax, Hollywood, ARM's got your back: New chip 'thwarts' video pirates

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Joke

Re: "embedding TPM modules in our brains"

STFU Ogi don't give them ideas!

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Pirate

@ Richard and Dave

I had the opposite problem and a bit of embarrassment when I burned a CDR (free to download and burn album) to take to test out some speakers I was thinking of buying. The shop's Arcam player wasn't havin' none of it! Had to resort to the Gnarls Barkley CD they had kicking around. When I got back home the CDR played perfectly in my 15 year old Technics.

Additionally, SecuRom on F.E.A.R. wouldn't play nice with my drive, and I had to crack it just to play it, bringing the added bonus of not having to fart about with physical media.

Ex-Microsoft man plans brand of consumer marijuana 'fine cigars'

Suburban Inmate
Holmes

I just had a look at the list and...

420 Enhance Your Calm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Http_error_codes#4xx_Client_Error

There's a good few in the list that seem quite apt, e.g. 423 [couch] Locked

Suburban Inmate
Facepalm

Oh yeah, it's an ex MS bloke, not MS themselves... Another coffee for me, but the point about corporate brands and production stands.

Netherlands Supremes squash iPad design patent

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Facepalm

Re: It is sad though....

The missus has a Samsung tablet... Made so much more usable by a £17 bluetooth keyboard.

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