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199 posts • joined Friday 7th December 2007 18:48 GMT

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Patrick R
Holmes

Re: It's not only one study... it's old stuff.

Anybody at the Reg thinking or writing about "this accepted wisdom" should read the Reg.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/03/21/how_dumb_kids/

Patrick R

reasonable, thoughtful, and moderate post

Here you have it: lets consider this article and leave it as it is; the most normal thing in the world.

Patrick R
Joke

Re: IRIS drivers

Update to the latest Cataract.

Patrick R
Facepalm

Footballers

Girls want to date footballers (you know why, ... not because they are the new role models). Guys want to look like footballers. Footballers got wet hair cause they're interviewed after the match and after the shower... put gel in your hair so you look like a footballer. Footballers have Beats headphones... wear Beats headphones. Footballers give a show of constant cheating in sport... Cheat.

Insult, be a racist twat, ring a colleague cause you spotted a drunk teenager, or even better, take your colleague's wife, bite if you want, It's okay, just a bit of anger management will do for you, cause you're a footballer.

Patrick R
Facepalm

Re: What a lovely end to the perfect night.

You kick yourself for not having bought the car stereo version instead. That would have saved your night and spared a bottle of wine.

Patrick R
Holmes

Re: On the plus side, SSD prices continue to fall

I can understand you get memory for double the price when added by the manufacturer, but a laptop "with an SSD" will cost you 350 more when the part itself is just worth 50 more! So people won't buy a laptop with an SSD because they don't want to feel scammed.

Patrick R
Windows

Optimally croppped.

so you can't say it's been removed.

Patrick R
Go

Parallel with the financial crisis ?

Is this not in a way similar with those (young) folks at Lehman Brother that found out you could sell any financial product and pass the risk to someone else ? How well did it go ? Who paid at the end? Aren't we insured for everything today anyway? Who pays for that when it goes ok? Who gets paid for that when it goes OK? Who pays for that when it all collapses?

Patrick R
Paris Hilton

Re: GB != Gb

So if time is still volume divided by speed, if a Blue Ray is still 25GB, if a byte is still 8 bits,

50Gb/s becomes 6.25 GB/s, right ? Or in a real world scenario, about 5 GB/second ? And 25GB / (5GB/s) is damned close to 5s. No ?

Patrick R
Holmes

Re: GB != Gb

Would you please care to do the math for us to show how astronomically far you bring us from 5 seconds ? I'm curious.

Patrick R
Devil

Stupid design

And then they invent devices like the Kingston DT160 that you can't hold and push at the same time...

Patrick R
Holmes

Re: Do we believe this?

More plausible than you really being Spartacus.

Patrick R
Unhappy

Re: planned obsolescence

Also noticed they don't advertise 32" anymore? They want to force bigger screens on us.

Patrick R
Windows

Re: who has ever really cared about start up times?

Are you in IT ?

Patrick R
IT Angle

concept of being paid for -good- work.

So how does this help the concept of artists needing/deserving to be paid/making a living, incentive to creation and all that stuff ? All we see is old and rich celebrities getting all the money, attention, bizz buzz for things they are not doing anymore (creating) since decades. Who's in the spotlight today ? Crap artists from today and old rockers from the eighties (you know, those filling the Mega Arena in your town in 2012 and 2013). Where are the good artists from today ? Why can't they make a decent living ? Because nobody cares? Because people are fighting for old folks to get richer? Is it easier than find and promote new artists? Probably.

Patrick R
Mushroom

Re: Resistance is futile

"Increase" doesn't mean it goes "from zero to something" nor that it suddenly becomes enough to boil metal surely. The end of the world was two days ago, get over it.

Patrick R
Headmaster

Accurate title needed.

Providing energy "for 99.9% of the time" is not the same as providing "99.9% of the energy".

While we're at it, its not clear how we keep "CO2" power production ready to be used for 9hours a year (0,1%)... that is, not contiguous hours.

Patrick R
FAIL

Re: ....."allow me to educate you"

about what the "Joke Alert" icon means ?

Patrick R

Re: re: messed up the economy

Search for Fool's Gold.

Patrick R
Windows

"HP may suggest returning the system to the original Windows 8 OS"

"May Suggest" ? Are you kidding ? That's all they're told to do and that's all they will do.

Patrick R
Facepalm

See this report from octobre.

You mean ... we just wasted 1 minutes of your time because you already knew that.

Patrick R
Holmes

frog translator please

"Tactiles" does not translate to "touchable" but to "touch sensitive". Anyone on a tech site would know that.

Patrick R
Pint

Re: the acrimony between Walloon and French in Belgium

You might want to study cultural tensions in that part of the world again. I live there.

Patrick R
Joke

It's all thanks to the firmware upgrade.

But because Apple Maps says it was in a lake doesn't necessary mean it really was under water, does it ?

Patrick R
Thumb Down

We can't stop BYOD.

Read "The more stuff we sell you to support all that crap, the better".

Patrick R
Trollface

Look at it an other way

Was the study funded by Microsoft-Dell-HP ?

Patrick R
Facepalm

How long till they "invent" a touch thingy that can be put on the desk, without need to lift your arm. They could name it something like "touch pad" or "track pad". It could even be cheaper to manufacture. Wait for Windows9.

Patrick R
Windows

Re: run basic image manipulation software

I remember the late nineties when we were told that video editing softwares needed at least a 350MHz processor. Something must have gone wrong with Moore's law (should be about x100 since then) or with Windows. I know everything has gone HD now but still. Today's low end is capable of "wordprocessing, email and web browsing". Amen.

Patrick R
Pint

Merging tissue with electronics

So no need for it to be "attached to their heads" anymore.

Patrick R
Holmes

Re: you can't 'copy' something that does not exist

Except here the non existing object (the 5) is actually a copy of an existing object; the... 4S.

What if Apple names it "4S-II" instead of 5 ?

Patrick R
FAIL

Re: at 13 you should you should be held responsible for your own actions...

Says the AC.

Patrick R
Big Brother

Re: "Even reputable sources like the official presidential campaigns"

And if the conclusion ("Ultimately, it comes down to this: If you value your privacy, be careful what you download to your mobile device") is combined with that "even reputable sources...", doesn't "be careful" become "just simply be paranoïd and Bob's your uncle" ?

Or ultimately, it comes down to this: If you value your privacy, turn that thing off.

Patrick R

Re: The press release is working fine here

Not here.

Patrick R

Re: they aren't *that* bad!

Bad, no, but to say £145 is "at 17% of their normal price"? It might have been in 2009.

Patrick R
Headmaster

Re: the kind of gross stupidity which the Darwin Awards celebrates

No. The award is intended to be funny and the candidate supposed to be dead or unable to reproduce. The guy has possibly been targeted as stupid by other people. He's still alive, suffering and there is nothing funny to that. Well you might think it is funny along with other readers downvoting me, but I don't.

Patrick R
Thumb Down

Yeah, let's have a laugh.

Though used to El Reg's style, I find this article a bit light hearted for an extremely sad story about that poor (stupid) lad and his misery. The comments don't make it any better. Do we get an update when he dies ? Cheers an "Darwin Award!" ? Do we need a sort of new Godwin's law for mentionning Darwin Awards ?

Patrick R
Windows

Re: Making a version number part of the name...

W7, WP7, WP7.5, W8, W95 ... good luck to the historians.

Patrick R
Meh

"pleased to see that it includes Gigabit Ethernet"

Surprise, surprise! Ain't it the sandard since more than 5 years ?

Patrick R
Joke

El Reg says the deal changed...

..they wanna know how Dre feels about it.

Patrick R
Mushroom

Re: 768 vertical would be shocking

Shocking but standard. But shocking. But then, standard on most mid price 15". Nowadays.

Patrick R
Trollface

Re: if we hate both Apple and Microsoft

Still be thankfull their technology and competition result in the fact that you can buy such advanced hardware for such reasonable price today to run your penguin thingy on it.

I wonder how the graph would change if you simply invert it, Apple would go from "something very small" to 1/2. Not impressive enough for an article. Lets keep it that way then.

Patrick R
Trollface

obsolete

My telly is about the price of an iPhone. I'm glad I don't "have to" change it every year.

Patrick R
Facepalm

wish you had the opportunity for it.

Take your chance. Apply. Get the form. 1st box is for "Last Name". Oops... AC.

Patrick R
Thumb Down

Re: Not this again

You'd have to wonder why someone would take all the trains in the word with a microphone and a recorder. Not to mention your presence alone does NOT make you "feel" the WiFi signal.

Patrick R
Devil

Prospects of a worthy 8th life

For Mister Bigglesworth. Next indeed a freakin' laser on its head.

Patrick R
Thumb Down

Re: I'm all for variety of screen ratio choice...

14", no optical drive... "cinema savy". Search the error.

Patrick R
IT Angle

Re: Hey I remember a time when we were told.....

this was a site about IT.

Patrick R
Thumb Down

Don't feed the troll...

Patrick R
FAIL

The Ultimate Leakproof ... probably ?

Why does she say "and I don't think it's going to work again". Are you positive or what ?

Patrick R
Mushroom

could lead to fines of up to ...

THREE HUNDRED THOUSANDS EURO. .... MUHAHAHAHA !!! MUHahaha.. mhaha... mhaa...

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