84 posts • joined 19 Mar 2007
taking the piss
is all very well, but you can't knock the scale and complexity of this experiment. also, if the higgs is not found now, it never will be no matter how large an accelerator is built...
can someone please explain to me
why sms is so expensive?
yes ian, exactly right. its high time the supermarket chains in this country made dog meat available to the masses. i've always said us stuffy, unadventurous brits need to bloody well cast aside our conservative tastes and eat more domestic animals. personally, i'd like to see hamsters, guineau pigs and cute kitty cats on the menu in mcdonalds too. let the cavery commence.
i don't like the look of
that precocious little bastard.
poor old muslims!
always copping the shitty end of the stick.
she looks a tad troubled.
the iphone is so flipping versatile it works any way up, down or sideways.
i bet you're pretty chuffed with that, eh?
that fucking woman
has she never heard of the phrase "dignified silence"?
one of our dinosaurs is missing
scoff all you like, you still can't trust the bastards.
and "and what do you think you're up to comrade" might have been a less extreme initial reaction.
perhaps they should
concentrate on understanding why these silly bastards want to kill us in the first place. act, don't react. no, thats too simple, too obvious. ignore me.
i'd do two years
so they couldn't get their mucky paws on my stuff.
boy king comes to london
immediately has run in with tube ticket tout, pays over the odds for everthing, generally made to feel wholly unwelcome...fucks off back to tomb.
as jonathan ross might say.
the guy must have been driven to distraction at this point, before actually taking a gun to his car, completely nuts in fact. still, theres plenty of milage in this story for taking the piss, if anyone wants to go down that road. lucky it was only a hub that slowed him down, he might have ended up gunning the engine. imagine he'll be treading carefully for a while. for anyone wondering where the IT angle is here, its in the boot.
oh fuck me.
bet the kid
is really beating himself off about it
i for one
cannot wait to see this unfold in the media, doubtless it'll be a complete mess - cost overruns, crashes, a plethora of companies all over the world being involved, then dropping out, limited but overly touted 'successes'. great stuff.
the trouble with the avengers
and most of the other remakes of old classics, is that they try to make them too *big* - overembelish them and lay on shit loads of naff cgi - completely losing the charm, style and identity of the original. am i missing the point? is it not possible to develop a complete original idea, rather than mess with a classic?
mind you, if anyone can make a decent go of it, its del Toro.
"I want to say I love my writers. In honour of them today, I'm not going to do a monologue."
Well, thank fuck for that.
who gives a shit?
tv has been dominated by this trite load of wank for too many years now.
the offline processing power of modern cars. all linked by bluetooth. discuss.
have an army?
thousands of defenceless dolphins slaughtered, the bloody savages.
just the facts
this sends a clear message to us all. if you are considering a criminal career, murder, blackmail, drugs, armed robbery, people trafficking, burglary are all safer options than knocking off a few dvds.
@The only reason your shed is invisible
surely "ivor headache" would work better?
that woman's knockers will be around long after she, and indeed the rest of us, have shuffled off.
be after our women next
they're not living up to the ludicrous fictitous sterotypes created by cohen.
this will come to nothing
someone else will put the site back up, things will carry on as before.
meanwhile the investigation has cost £1000s and crack dealers walk the streets unmolested.
Never a truer word said
"This great country is being ground down by people who won't play by the rules, so we all have to suffer with these ridiculous measures."
Amen to that brother.
@Is there a new writer onboard?
not in the least bit tedious, you chump.
when stars collide
it is like celestial celebrity wife swap.
@A site full of geeks an no Python quote yet?
"not that im homophobic or anything..."
my cousin is a gay!
The first rule of reg club
Thou shalt always expect others to know better than thou. And to spew forth in no uncertain terms.
Chinese Imperial Cun
Fantastic, you couldn't make it up.
how any comments criticising the mccanns were removed.
all depends on the type of crash, apparently
"Research at Farnborough in the 1990's indicated that if carbon fibre composite material is shattered in the absence of fire there will be little or no release of respirable fibres. If you burn carbon fibre composite material without subjecting it to high energy impact there will be little or no release of respirable fibres. However, if you subject carbon fibre composite material to high energy impact while simultaneously burning it with a high temperature flame - typically 1000ºC (typical aircraft crash conditions) significant quantities of respirable fibres may be released."
But the best bit:
"Post Crash Management Systems highlight that whilst they are aware of the hazards of carbon fibre particles following an impact and fire situation, the company are still investigating and evaluating the effects of carbon fibres on the resipratory system. To this end John Andrews would welcome any suggestions or information from members of the composites industry dealing with carbon fibre."
who will end up buying this?
a bunch of cock-ends, thats who.
you can't pollish a turd
doesn't matter how it is sold, shite music is still shite music. punting blunt on myspace already awash with an ocean of dross will only see him drown, or be blown straight out of the water by the .01% of listenable stuff.
feckin waste of time anyway.
far as i understand it
this idea has been kicking around for a long time, design in place, company ready to build new sarcophagus - only sticking point was funding.
Thanks for setting me straight on that one, you are a shining example to us all.
Good luck and keep up the good work!
re: the are of reading
i hate people like you. so Right On, yet so utterly out of touch with reality. fact is that outside work related issues, the internet at work is a privilege. do you honestly believe people will use facebook only on breaks? office work is so crushingly tedious employees will do absolutely anything for a distraction.
here at Boredham Unlimited we have two machines in the canteen which allow unrestriced access to networking sites, only two machines for IS to keep an eye on, only accessed during breaks. problem solved.
you, my workshy chum, need a sharp rap upside the head with a rolled up guardian.
a car and three iphones?
the man's an idiot
lets us be thankful for small mercies
does this mean the end of being constantly invited to become a zombie, pirate, be pimped, sent a virtual drink or become a jedi? thank fuck for that.
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