* Posts by Paul Crawford

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Tax working from home, says Deutsche Bank, because the economy needs that lunch money you’re not spending

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True, just ask any electrician who now finds themselves installing a lot of outdoor hot tubs.

Or "heated sex ponds" if you want a more alluring name for them.

HP: That print-free-for-life deal we promised you? Well, now it's pay-per-month to continue using your printer ink

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Re: Another reason

I block my printer at the router for all external access anyway - it has buggerall need to go out and get stuff as I should be the only one feeding it print jobs, etc.

SpaceX’s Starlink finally reveals its satellite broadband pricing for rural America: At $99 a month, it’s a good deal

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Any "fair use" policy?

It is all very well offing 10Mbit/sec for $99/month or whatever, but is it capped at 1Gbyte or similar? Or usurious fees of you exceed any such limit?

Nominet refuses to consider complaint about its own behaviour, claims CEO didn’t mean what he said on camera

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Re: At what point do you pull the plug?

Or, given they are a monopoly on UK domains, decide what is needed is real competition and allow others to operate independently and see how that goes?

Complexity has broken computer security, says academic who helped spot Meltdown and Spectre flaws

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Re: As has been said for some time ...

I don't worry about absolute security being unachievable.

I worry about pi55-poor security being the norm.

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Re: Hmm...

Even in the 70s the idea of multi-user systems with security between accounts was pretty normal in UNIX and mincomputer/mainframe world. The growth of the PC using DOS/Windows 16-bit was a major step back in they had no real security, but that came with Windows NT/2000 series that took over.

The biggest change and threat has been the web, as in the "old model" of computer administration the superuser would install trusted programs and the OS ensured they were separated per-user when run. Now we have web browsers running arbitrary code from $DIETY-knows where and scrambling to stop them exploiting the holes in the browser & OS to do bad things.

And don't get me started on the whole IoT crap and evert fsking product having a web server in it (routers, printers, web cameras, etc) that are never patched...

Bill Gates lays out a three-point plan to rid the world of COVID-19 – and anti-vaxxer cranks aren't gonna like it

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Re: If Bill Gates has the technology to implant chips to control people's behavior

And I am not real either.

Brexit travel permits designed to avoid 7,000-lorry jams come January depend on software that won't be finished till April

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Re: There is always Monaco

Don't forget Dyson moving his headquarters to Singapore. Shows great faith in Brexit, doesn't it?

Onwards! To the airport and adventure! And this rather lachrymose Linux screen

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Re: A keyboard!

Wrong play.

To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty cursor from day to day,

To the last syslog of recorded time; And all past distros have lighted fools The way to obsolescence.

Out, out, brief login! Systemd is but a walking shadow, a poor player, Pottering struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more.

It is a init system by an idiot, full of sound and fury, logging nothing.

Ancient telly borked broadband for entire Welsh village

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Re: More to the point

And what of the broadband itself causing interference to short wave listeners? The few that are left, at least.

We're not getting back with Galileo, UK govt tells The Reg, as question marks sprout above its BS*

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Re: LORAN?

The LF systems like eLoran, etc, have some advantages in terms of jamming resistance and lower set-up costs than £5B for a global satellite system if you only need UK-wide / UK-waters sort of coverage.

But the running costs are high in terms of power consumption (for several stations each pumping out tens or hundreds of kW RF power) and you get far, far poorer navigation or time-keeping accuracy. Simply because of the limited bandwidth of LF signals (few kHz) compared to the 1MHz/10MHz or so bandwidth of the L-band (1.5GHz-ish) GPS coarse/precision code.

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Re: ...

I think that is a mistype. Boris really announced a Moneyshot

Let's go space truckin': 1970s probe Voyager 1 is now 14 billion miles from home

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Although I still think it was a mistake to include a picture of a naked man and woman, too much like a menu selection for hungry aliens.

Not so much a menu, more as a free Club Vandersexxx T-shirt.

What rhymes with 'boom' and is veritably raking it in thanks to the coronavirus pandemic?

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Re: people like "easy"

Some will say Zoom is "easy" but others would point at Cisco & MS offering and say "sucks donkey balls".

Why is it so hard for these multi-billion dollar companies to make something that just works, and just works on the majority of browsers?

No crap packages to try and install when the meeting starts and you find you don't have admin rights. No issues of not working on any browser other than Chrome (looking at you MS - as Edge is now a Chrome clone), So crap of having to create an account simple to join a meeting organised by someone else.

Zoom has a lot of flaws and I can't really say it is secure without wetting myself laughing, but the UK gov ended up using it. Not that they can rum more than 2 brain cells together, of course.

Zoom works with little trouble, why can't others do the same?!

What would you prefer: Satellite-streamed cat GIFs – or a decent early warning of an asteroid apocalypse?

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Re: mini-cameras

Why? Because a mini-camera is simply not good enough to see the objects (in spatial or radiometric terms), and those satellites will not have the platform stability to make use of anything telescope/camera of high enough resolution anyway.

Huawei mobile mast installed next to secret MI5 data centre in London has 7 years to do whatever it is Huawei does

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Re: Redacted

Mine too, but get the right sort of metal otherwise you cup of tee is less than splendid due to the metallic after taste.

Unexpected Porthcawl in the borkage area: Riding an indoor Power Truck to nowhere

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Re: Nice little error code you got there

Had that CMOS battery fail problem on a £30k spectrum analyser that, of course, has an embedded XP machine to make it work :(

Weary traveler of 2020, rest here with some soothing, happy tech news. FreeBSD finally merges in OpenZFS

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Are Oracle developing ZFS in any meaningful way still?

After the take-over I got the impression a lot of Sun's top technical talent left.

Start Me Up: 25 years ago this week, Windows 95 launched and, for a brief moment, Microsoft was almost cool

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Re: Start me up!

Certainly not gettin any satisfaction...

Chromium devs want the browser to talk to devices, computers directly via TCP, UDP. Obviously, nothing can go wrong

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Re: Ye Gods!

<sounds of guns and cannon fire>

What is that terrible noise?!

Oh it is hard to get a good string quartet out here.

Whoa, no Huawei wares, Hua-wei, livin' on a prayer: US government says we've got to hold on to what we've got

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Also, in the interest of fairness, neither can the USA.

Pot meet Kettle. Or should that be Umpa Loompa meet Winnie the Poo?

Anti-5G-vaxx pressure group sues Zuckerberg, Facebook, fact checkers for daring to suggest it might be wrong

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Re: Idiots

And look at us Brits, we voted in a bunch of utter incompetents after decided to cut off our biggest trading partnership and will soon our esteemed leaders will be sucking anything the USA offers to get a deal which will ruin our agriculture, etc.

We have villages missing an idiot not to be casting the first stone :(

India selects RISC-V for semiconductor self-sufficiency contest: Use these homegrown cores to build kit

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Re: It sounds sensible

It will be interesting to see how this plays out. If the Indian government insists on an "all Indian" chip, then it is a real risk (if you pardon the pun).

But if they follow on with it being truly open-source and collaborative, keep it that way in the Linux model, then everyone could benefit. The world gets a trustable and 'free' design to use, India has the pride of being its mentor, and other nations who do not trust the USA, China, etc, can take the design and bake their own silicon if they are weary of buying chips from others in case the real silicon is not quite as the VHDL release would suggest.

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Re: Expecte fallout

The situation with the USA versus China (via Huawei) is one wake-up all to many nations, but also India has an uncomfortable relationship with Chine (another obvious source of chips). Also as we have seen with all sorts of hidden features and weaknesses in the X86 and related management engines, if you want silicon you can trust you need it all to be under your control.

And that is not just India.

Wrap it before you tap it? No, say Linux developers: 'GPL condom' for Nvidia driver is laughed out of the kernel

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Re: The thing that they do

And if they want to use Linux and sell to HPC uses that rely on Linux they have to abide by the GPL, etc.

Or tell the HPC crowd to use Windows, and see how well that sells.

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But you get a free sandwich!

University of Cambridge to decommission its homegrown email service Hermes in favour of Microsoft Exchange Online

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Re: Modern

And it also hands all of your intellectual property discussions to an overseas company beholden to the USA gov laws, and allows them to dick around with the UI and T&Cs as they please.

What, you can just change supplier? Er. going back to your own system won't be possible as that boat long will have since sailed and if you look at moving to, say, Google, you find they are worse.

UK intel committee on Russia: Social media firms should remove state disinformation. What was that, MI5? ████████?

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Re: What the..

Won't they just Alex Salmond to comment on his RT show?

From 'Queen of the Skies' to Queen of the Scrapheap: British Airways chops 747 fleet as folk stay at home

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Re: Hard to say goodbye

I remember being in the "top deck" on a Japan Air 747 flight to Tokyo in the late 80s - I think they put all of the English speakers up there at that time as I was not flying business class!

But in recent years I loath flying and it is practically my last-resort means of transport.

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Re: Interesting Wing Arrangement (article image)

Or remember that terrible lament of every gentleman: "There is no red port left!"

The Devil's in the details: Church of Satan forced to clarify that no unholy rituals taking place in SoCal forest

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But only by those who do not know how to clap with one hand.

The ninja turtles are OK then...

When a deleted primary device file only takes 20 mins out of your maintenance window, but a whole year off your lifespan

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Re: Serious question from a non Unix person

While it seems like a liability in some cases (i.e. you can remove the directory entry of an in-use file) it also is the reason that UNIX like systems can do updates with far less reboots and trouble compared to Windows (that will not all this on an in-use file).

The typical approach in UNIX is you write out the new files to something like 'foo.tmp', sync the file system so it if fully committed to disk, then rename 'foo.tmp' to 'foo' which is an atomic operation (and works in the same way that removing a in-use file works - on the directory mapping to inode, not on the actual file contents). Thus any process will only ever see the old file (via an already-open handle) or new file but even if a system crash occurs around that time, never an in-modification file.

Of course any running process using the old 'foo' won't be updated but many processes and background daemons can simply be restarted (or are short lived) and the new version is now in use without disrupting anything else.

Doing the kernel is trickier as it has to be rebooted for a new kernel image, but some Linux distros support in-use kernel patching by other means.

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Re: Oh, the joys of dd!

Which is why dd is nicknamed 'destroy data'

Laughing UK health secretary launches COVID-19 Test and Trace programme with glitchy website and no phone app

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Re: Good and bad

Communion wine? Or am I barking up the wrong ecumenical tree?

Huawei to sling Google-free mid-range P40 Lite 5G at British shores this summer

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Re: A hard sell ?

Probably the CCP is less likely to whore your data to world+dog

UK takes a step closer to domestic launches as Skyrora fires up Skylark-L

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To be fair, I'm sure high-test peroxide is quite a good anti-viral agent

Cyber attack against UK power grid middleman Elexon sparks in-house IT recovery efforts

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Re: What ?

Or maybe, just filter email to strip/scan attachments and links?

If American tech is used to design or make that chip, you better not ship it to Huawei, warns Uncle Sam

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Re: Also Microsoft

Bush Jr? He even makes Richard Nixon look like an honest gentleman.

Dutch spies helped Britain's GCHQ break Argentine crypto during Falklands War

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Re: Huawei

Only if the telegrams are not end-to-end encrypted.

Oh wait, that is going to be made illegal by dumb politicians, isnt it?

Russia admits, yup, the Americans are right: One of our rocket's tanks just disintegrated in Earth's orbit

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Re: Elon Musk isn't helping, is he

Sadly Starlink will not be all at very low orbit, the ones at 1300km (and thier inevitable debris) will be hanging around for many centuries.

Quick Q: Er, why is the Moon emitting carbon? And does this mean it wasn't formed from Theia hitting Earth?

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Tsk! It is from burned cheese for making toasties too hot!

Latvian drone wrests control from human overlords and shuts down entire nation's skies

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Re: WTF?

Wow, all the way to China!

The Great British anti-5G fruitcake Bakeoff: Group hugs, no guns, and David Icke

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Re: The higher the frequency, the greater the energy

I have been preserving my essence. Keeping my precious bodily fluids pure by only drinking vodka!

We can't allow a vodka-drinking gap to develop sir!

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Re: The higher the frequency, the greater the energy

Yesterday I stood outside and was subjected to the best part of 1kW/m^2 of radiation! And at much higher frequencies!

Will I mutate?

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Re: Haircuts

I now look like a punk drummer after a self-inflicted trim with a small sheep-shearer style implement..

Shame I can't actually drum!

UK finds itself almost alone with centralized virus contact-tracing app that probably won't work well, asks for your location, may be illegal

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It is down to stupidity or Machiavellian plans?

Sadly it could be both :(

Who's still using Webex? Not even Cisco: Judge orders IT giant to use rival Zoom for virtual patent trial

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Clearly this judge has used WebEx before and knows how crap it is!

Just because we're letting Zoom into Parliament doesn't mean you can have fun, House of Commons warns Brit MPs

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Maybe it is the version of Firefox, but it told me I had to install Chrome. I told them fsck off

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Zoom seems to work, but it needs the crap of a exe running on your Windows box, otherwise painless. Security doubtful, owned by Chinese.

MS teams is crap, while it offers a web browser mode it only works with Chrome (Edge does not count as another browser, it is Chrome). How come a company the size of MS can't make a system that actually works on many browsers like, say, Zoho can? Security maybe better, but USA jurisdiction.

20 years deep into a '2-year' mission: How ESA keeps Cluster flying

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Re: Threat to Earth's atmosphere?

Surely at that point it will be Cluster's last stand ?