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Apple tops Google as UK 'Thought Leader'

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FAIL

Business Thought Leaders?

These people are known as quite a few other things as well aren't they?

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MS store staff in spontaneous electric boogie

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FAIL

how

can I not buy anything from Microsoft ever again please? Serious question. I am very upset, confused, angry, worried, and scared. =/

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NASA: the world will not end in 2012

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how

do you hide a planet or meteorites? With a large blanket? Perhaps the world has already ended, but it has been "hidden" from us? On the other hand, "as far as we know" and such statements aren't exactly concrete. I think i might not give a shit either way. Pub anyone?

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UK fatties demand 'hate crime' status for lardo-baiting

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Happy

What about theThinnies?

Well I suffer from the opposite. As a 6'1 10 stoner, I usually get "skinny cnut", "cant get wet in the shower", "fallen down any drains recently" and even more colourful observations based on my slight frame. Just to point out, these insults are always from the more meaty in our office. I don't particularly want any special protection. Its those medium sized people I fell sorry for...bloody average lot =]

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'Stop NASA bombing the Moon!'

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Heart

sigh

i think i might be in love with them.

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Montblanc punts £14k Mahatma Gandhi pen

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please can I

have a Jesus assault rifle. Gold plated if you have one.

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Cosmic rays hit Space Age high

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Unhappy

oh no

the 2012ers were right!

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Suicide bum-blast bombing startles Saudi prince

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FAIL

damn missed

bloody terrorarsts!

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Rich people cannot feel pain, don't care if they're liked

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well

I don't care if i'm poor...you can all f#ck off!.....ow i've just caught my finger in the space bar =[

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Ford says new Taurus 'is fitted with stealth fighter radar'

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really though

you just wanted to post that picture didn't you?

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Hedgehog quip secures Fringe's top gag crown

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Hmm

The Hedgehog joke is quite old =(

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Zombie plague analysed by Canadian maths prof

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Welcome

no way

How many comments and no one has done it.....well I for one welcome our brain eating undead overlords +p

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London desperately seeking Strategy Boutique

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Stop

STOP

Just STOP

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Brit diplomats' mission to expose Scientology's 'diploma mill'

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Coat

Sorry

Just felt it appropriate to comment.

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Blade Runner tops sci-fi movie poll

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Coat

what about

Laserblast! yey

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Terminator

@deegee

you are very young aren't you

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Ridley Scott signs up to direct Alien prequel

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Alert

@Why not # By Anonymous Coward

Woah there horsey, no need for that sort of ambitious thinking!

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Optical add-on turns cameraphone into mobile lab

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Err

I have numerous photos taken on my camera phone using both a portable microscope and binoculars (got some crackers of the moon) as i am sure many others have......is this an invention?

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Jupiter takes a serious knock

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Coat

@By Will 22

they not worms foolish

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Vulture Central unleashes RegPad™

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Megaphone

@ Pontiff

Do we have to do this again? A Jaffa Cake is not a biscuit!! It is a cake hence the name Jaffa "Cake"

That is all.

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Dutch cat skinner publishes critics' personal details

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Stop

LOOK AT ME!

The lengths people will go to to get some attention....

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DARPA at work on 'Transformer TX', a proper flying car

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Go

@Stu

I hate you...but that might be the jealousy talking?

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Google: Let us keep search data or die

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Quick question

Does Tesco own Google or is it the other way around?

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Stop

Google...

......is the name for god in the lips and hearts of all children...or soon will be.

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Mickey Rourke to star in Mona Lisa rehash

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Stop

you're a lady

i don't want to know nuffink about tea!

that is all.

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USAF raygun boffins clocking planet-buster asteroid threats

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about time

so many near misses recently (near?......miss?)

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Debbie Gibson battles Mega Shark and Giant Octopus

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Stop

we are dealing with a menace...that rises

can't.........stop......watching.......trailer..........again......and.........again

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Darth Vader tops movie misquote poll

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Stop

@@Dirty Harry Quote

"I know what you're thinkin', kid. 'Did he fire six shots, or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all the excitement, I kind of lost track myself. But given that this is a Smith & Wesson .357 Magnum, and could blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

i think should read:

"I know what you're thinkin', kid. 'Did he fire six shots, or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all the excitement, I kind of lost track myself. But given that this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and could blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

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Sikh coppers request bulletproof turbans

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@Headshot By Anonymous Coward

Apparently spider silk will do it =]

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Google name 'worth $100 billion,' says Strategy Boutique

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well

i no longer require a bank holiday after reading that.

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LoTR fan film set for net premiere

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Well i never

Looks good for £3K!!!!

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London gym floors hoodies with Chav Fighting classes

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@Alan Moron

Speaking as stew of several foreigners, including Polish, I'd rather have a laugh at myself than retard up my own backside like some.

In other news, chavs won't fight you unless they outnumber you at least 8 to 1.

That is all.

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HP ScanJet 3C takes lead on Bohemian Rhapsody

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wow

I still have my 800XL.

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Hugh Jackman speaks of Wolverine leak heartbreak

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@scott evil

Jeebus man, how old are you? Talbot Samba indeed....

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Japanese unleash Jedi Obama

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Coat

wait a minute..

only one set of hands are married? or is it even just the one hand? President in one handed marriage model disconnect...

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Failed Nork rocket bits straddle Japan

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@Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 6th April 2009 11:15 GMT

sorry, USA a mature country? Out of the two "children" I feel no safer giving a big gun to the Americans rather that NK. Who's "dictating" nearly everything in the world at present?

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Moderatrix quits El Reg: Latest

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misandrist

that is all.

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Cost of a cuppa set to rocket

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Coat

@Sarah Bee

please see piece on "luteal phase". Or maybe you already have?

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Why no Lego Doctor Who? fans demand

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Coat

design effort?

take generic LEGO figure

Attach hat and scarf.

Instant Tom Baker (the only doctor)

Done.

Take grey brick.

Attach smaller grey brick on top.....K9.

Done

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LibDems want gov action on killer lorries of death

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Coat

theres a song in there somewhere

Sat nav don't kill people, truckers do.......

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NYC 'Top Model' stampede: The truth revealed

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Heart

Ahhh friday

I think i love you.

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Astroboffins probe mysterious 'blazar'

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Coat

just so we are clear

is a super enormous black hole bigger than a super massive one? and in what sense?

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Pandemonium at NYC 'Top Model' audition

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Joke

Not a bomb

I blame Wolowitz.

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BOFH: Cable entanglements

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Like the sound of that...

Can i have the name of the supplier please.

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Polish Spitfire shoots down BNP

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IT Angle

sorry

where's the IT angle?

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Etailer flogs signed Jade Goody biog for £1,000

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lots and lots

of black kettles and pots here.

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Twitter breaks Jam Festival record

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Boy...

Paul Carr is a bit annoyed isn't he. Do you think he is covering for his embarrassment at not being able to read or understand plain engilish?

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Brits 'a bunch of yellow bastards', says irate Yank

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I'm sorry

I might be missing something obvious here, but how are you a coward and a fool? Surely the coward needs the gun? I'm not even American or anything.

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I'm a sceptic now, says ex-NASA climate boss

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@And cue...

Wow! how open minded and un-black and white of you. Perhaps you could consider that there is more than two sides to this? Actually, "idiotic braying", no, no you couldn't.....

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Boffin dubs global warming 'irreversible'

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Heart

@ Netgeek

i think i love you.

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