78 posts • joined 30 Nov 2007
Business Thought Leaders?
These people are known as quite a few other things as well aren't they?
can I not buy anything from Microsoft ever again please? Serious question. I am very upset, confused, angry, worried, and scared. =/
do you hide a planet or meteorites? With a large blanket? Perhaps the world has already ended, but it has been "hidden" from us? On the other hand, "as far as we know" and such statements aren't exactly concrete. I think i might not give a shit either way. Pub anyone?
What about theThinnies?
Well I suffer from the opposite. As a 6'1 10 stoner, I usually get "skinny cnut", "cant get wet in the shower", "fallen down any drains recently" and even more colourful observations based on my slight frame. Just to point out, these insults are always from the more meaty in our office. I don't particularly want any special protection. Its those medium sized people I fell sorry for...bloody average lot =]
i think i might be in love with them.
please can I
have a Jesus assault rifle. Gold plated if you have one.
the 2012ers were right!
I don't care if i'm poor...you can all f#ck off!.....ow i've just caught my finger in the space bar =[
you just wanted to post that picture didn't you?
The Hedgehog joke is quite old =(
How many comments and no one has done it.....well I for one welcome our brain eating undead overlords +p
Just felt it appropriate to comment.
you are very young aren't you
@Why not # By Anonymous Coward
Woah there horsey, no need for that sort of ambitious thinking!
I have numerous photos taken on my camera phone using both a portable microscope and binoculars (got some crackers of the moon) as i am sure many others have......is this an invention?
@By Will 22
they not worms foolish
Do we have to do this again? A Jaffa Cake is not a biscuit!! It is a cake hence the name Jaffa "Cake"
That is all.
LOOK AT ME!
The lengths people will go to to get some attention....
I hate you...but that might be the jealousy talking?
Does Tesco own Google or is it the other way around?
......is the name for god in the lips and hearts of all children...or soon will be.
you're a lady
i don't want to know nuffink about tea!
that is all.
so many near misses recently (near?......miss?)
we are dealing with a menace...that rises
@@Dirty Harry Quote
"I know what you're thinkin', kid. 'Did he fire six shots, or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all the excitement, I kind of lost track myself. But given that this is a Smith & Wesson .357 Magnum, and could blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
i think should read:
"I know what you're thinkin', kid. 'Did he fire six shots, or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all the excitement, I kind of lost track myself. But given that this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and could blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
@Headshot By Anonymous Coward
Apparently spider silk will do it =]
i no longer require a bank holiday after reading that.
Well i never
Looks good for £3K!!!!
Speaking as stew of several foreigners, including Polish, I'd rather have a laugh at myself than retard up my own backside like some.
In other news, chavs won't fight you unless they outnumber you at least 8 to 1.
That is all.
I still have my 800XL.
Jeebus man, how old are you? Talbot Samba indeed....
wait a minute..
only one set of hands are married? or is it even just the one hand? President in one handed marriage model disconnect...
@Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 6th April 2009 11:15 GMT
sorry, USA a mature country? Out of the two "children" I feel no safer giving a big gun to the Americans rather that NK. Who's "dictating" nearly everything in the world at present?
that is all.
please see piece on "luteal phase". Or maybe you already have?
take generic LEGO figure
Attach hat and scarf.
Instant Tom Baker (the only doctor)
Take grey brick.
Attach smaller grey brick on top.....K9.
theres a song in there somewhere
Sat nav don't kill people, truckers do.......
I think i love you.
just so we are clear
is a super enormous black hole bigger than a super massive one? and in what sense?
Not a bomb
I blame Wolowitz.
Like the sound of that...
Can i have the name of the supplier please.
where's the IT angle?
lots and lots
of black kettles and pots here.
Paul Carr is a bit annoyed isn't he. Do you think he is covering for his embarrassment at not being able to read or understand plain engilish?
I might be missing something obvious here, but how are you a coward and a fool? Surely the coward needs the gun? I'm not even American or anything.
Wow! how open minded and un-black and white of you. Perhaps you could consider that there is more than two sides to this? Actually, "idiotic braying", no, no you couldn't.....
i think i love you.
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