* Posts by Eponymous Cowherd

1596 publicly visible posts • joined 28 Nov 2007

Phone watchdog plans text spam clampdown

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Marketing Muppets

Why can't these assholes get the message that pissing all over prospective customers is *NOT* the best way of encouraging them to buy their product(s).

We have spam, text spam, pre-recorded cold calls, pop-up and other intrusive web ads, TV ads that ramp up the volume, unskippable trailers on DVDs, Phorm spying on us, glaring product placement in films and tv programmes, and so on.

All these things do is totally *PISS ME OFF*. they do *NOT* encourage me to buy *anything*, just the opposite, in fact.

Flame Icon, 'cos burning at the stake is the only suitable punishment for over-zealous marketing muppets.

Hummer glummer on high oil price bummer

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100 miles for $30?

That's 15 quid!!!

Which, with petrol costing £1.17 per litre in the UK, means that a bog-standard family saloon doing 35mpg will get you the same distance for the same price as a Hummer.

So, for what it costs to run my Mondeo in the UK, I could run a Hummer in the US!!!

'Untraceable' phone fraudsters eye your credit card

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Great excuse.....

for BT to listen in to all of your phone calls (preserving your anonymity, of course) in order to warn you about this kind of Phone Phishing. As a bonus they get to sell details of anything 'interesting' you may have said in the course of your phone calls to friends and family to Phorm so that they can ensure that you get better targeted cold-calls.

City anti-Scientology protestor avoids court summons

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@JonB

***"He [the protester] should sue the police for wrongful arrest, they shouldn't get away with this so easily."***

Unfortunately we don't all have pockets as deep as Harry Redknapp

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/7416117.stm

Wii still king in US

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@Mark

Wot, no fanboi rants?

MS bashes Gay(wood) Xbox Live gamer

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The Ass in Class

@ Neil Docherty

When Sun introduced naughty word filtering on their Java forums they did, indeed, filter the word 'ass'.

You can imagine the fun that caused..........

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Well....

They still allow Mike Huntiswet......

Still to try Ben Doone and Phil McAvity.

Cornish lingo gets standard written form

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Ooh Arr Ay

Should make that bunch of evil terrorists, the CNLA (Cornwall National Liberation Army, AKA the Ooh Arr Ay) a bit happier.

Mine's the Oggy shaped one with the clotted cream trimmings.....

Russell T Davies bows out of Doctor Who

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@ Graham Bartlett

***"And the Peter Kay episode was probably the worst piece of TV I've ever seen.*"""

Never seen "Lost", then?...

Personally I thought that "42" was the worst DW episode. Interestingly that was written by by Chris Chibnall who also wrote the "Countrycide" Torchwood episode which, IMHO, does deserve a nomination for worst piece of TV ever.

Strange that Chibnall's DW and Torchwood episodes are so dire as his writing for Life on Mars was very good...

There was also an exceptionally dire "alien invasion" mini-series (from the 1990's, I think). It started off with an alien craft being shot down by the RAF and ended with a giant, pulsating, mutant blob being nuked in the Scottish highlands. Can't recall the name but it was *truly* awful.

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Re: Moffat rocks

Absolutely. Top notch. Deserved the BAFTA for Blink, and Jekyll was cracking.

Creating something that atmospheric with nothing more than a bunch of statues is a work of pure genius.

Always found RTD's episodes had an unfinished, rushed feel to them. Like he got bored halfway through writing them.

Teen battles City of London cops over anti-Scientology placard

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Telling the truth.....

is now a criminal offence that can land you in jail.

UK.gov plans central database for all your communications

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Stupid Criminals?

***"the proposed law will catch only the densest of criminals"***

Which is problem with all of the "Big Brother" technology this idiotic government is so keen on.

ID cards, CCTV, ANPR, Internet and phone recording, DNA databases, etc, etc.

All well known, all easy to avoid by any criminal or terrorist with an IQ greater than that of a hamster.

Paris, 'cos there isn't a hamster icon.

First public Firefox 3 candidate shoots out the door

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@Mark

Oh, so you would rather trust a closed source, formerly adware, browser like Opera?

Get back under your bridge.

BBC's Today Programme shutters message board

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The difference between moderation and censorship....

is a concept the people who run the BBC messageboards have great trouble in understanding.

There is a select clique of posters on the BBC boards who are fatal to cross.

These individuals fall into two camps. The "left-wing, PC camp" and the "I love the BBC and want to have the DG's babies" camp.

Nay-say any one of them and you will receive derisory comments from them by return. Complaints to moderators about these people are universally ignored. Attempt to fight your corner and you will be put on pre-moderation or banned outright.

I gave up with the BBC messageboards over a year ago when I was banned for arguing the deficiencies in iPlayer with one of the "I love the BBC" brigade. I pointed out that the same programmes can be had over BitTorrent at higher quality and without DRM as were offered on iPlayer. Given the boot for, apparently, encouraging illegal activities.

Frankly the loss of the any BBC messageboard is no loss at all. Messageboards are only useful when posters can make free and frank contributions. The BBC censors allow neither.

'Great tits cope well with warming'

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Stupid

This from a channel that created a kids TV programme featuring a character called 'king stupid.

Ofcom confirms Freeview will get HD next year

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When is HD not HD?

When its mostly upscaled SD.

When the channel bitrate is so low that the compression artefacts more than obliterate the increase in pixel resolution.

Broadcast HD, *so* not worth the money.

ITV fined millions for phone fraud

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Paris Hilton

Ant, Dec, and Robbie knew nothing?

A strange thing happened while I went out for lunch. A large pile of pig shit fell from the sky and landed right in front of me.

Paris, cos she'd believe it.

Private sector saviours wanted for desperate ID scheme

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@ David Harper

First off, I don't have a Tesco (or any other) 'loyaty' card as I don't want Tesco snooping on whatever I buy. That is *my* business, not theirs.

But, even given that, Tesco's snooping has certain advantages over HM Gov's ID card scheme.

Its free to enrol.

Its voluntary.

They pay you to use it (though not much)

Top cop brands CCTV a 'fiasco'

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Fiasco after fiasco

So CCTV doesn't work.

The DNA database only solves one crime for ever 800 profiles collected.

And *still* they press ahead with the useless ID card and NIR scheme.

When will the idiots in charge realise that turning every one of us into a suspect is *not* the best way to garner public support and solve crimes.

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Re: Its worse than that jim!!!

A colleague was hit from behind by an uninsured driver who gave false details, writing off his car. Sensibly he had written down the reg number.

Police completely uninterested.

No wonder they are losing (have already lost?) the public's trust.

Amy Winehouse pitches for Bond theme

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Even better

Winehouse as a 'Bond Girl'.

Much more fun than the usual simpering tits 'n' ass.

Mines the DJ with the PPK in the pocket.........

Home Office defends 'dangerously misleading' Phorm thumbs-up

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Re: Third world countries (@AC)

***"Third world country tries to repress leading edge technology"***

The only thing 'leading edge' about Phorm is that it resembles the first sight of an enormous and painful turd as it is squeezed out of BT and Virgin's respective assholes.

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@ Tony Paulazzo

***"I may have got this wrong, but I thought Phorm would only be interested in websites / advertisers who were in the OIX platform, I mean, they wouldn't redirect users to my site as there would be no money in it for them, so why profile it?"***

For non OIX eCommerce sites its a *very* big deal. If you run an eCommerce site that is not associted with Phorm, Phorm will still track its ISP victims to your site and track the products on your site that that Phorm victim views.

Then, when that same Phorm victim visits a site that has OIX adverts he is likely to see adverts for the same kind of product that he was looking at on *your* site.

In other words, if you are not a Phorm/OIX partner, Phorm/OIX can steal your customers merely by them looking at products on *your own* site!!!

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Re:Re:Re:Re:Silliness

Just because you aren't paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you ;-)

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Re:Question (on the silliness subject)

***"Is an ISP not already technically capable of providing authorities with a 'wiretap' to your datastream?"***

Indeed they are.

But, at the moment (IIRC), they only 'tap' particular addresses based on pre-formed suspicions.

Phorm would allow them to simultaneously watch all http traffic on an *entire* ISP for suspicious words and phrases. I'll leave you to work out the implications of that.

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Re:Re:Silliness

***"You seem to be forgetting one important fact here. The UK are already the 4th most monitored country int he world. They are doing a fine job in building a surveillance society they have no need of Phorm."***

Oh yes, they love keeping an eye on us. And they won't look a surveillance gift-horse in the mouth. While they have no *need* for Phorm, they may still *want* Phorm.

Indeed, the fact that they have so many ways of watching us already indicates their paranoid mindset, and means, IMHO, they are *more* likely to welcome Phorm as another surveillance tool.

Particularly as it would be at little or no cost to them (apart from turning the odd blind eye to certain issues regarding Phorm's legality). Don't, for one minute, think that Ertugrul hasn't realised the 'law enforcement' uses of the Phorm system and 'marketed' them accordingly.

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Re: Silliness

Oh, I'm quite sure HMG can spy on us without Phorm. But look how much easier and cheaper it will be *with* Phorm.

The question still needs to be answered, though. Given that Phorm *is* illegal, and there can be little doubt of that, *why* won't the Gov't, Police, ICO or Ofcom *do* anything about it. Why are they defending Phorm?

The longer the 'authorities' dither about Phorm and the longer they refuse to act on BT's illegal interception, the more such conspiracy theories will gain ground.

Actually this isn't such a bad thing (true or not). People may be apathetic towards an online ad system that protects them from Phishermen, but if they start seeing Big Brother behind it....................

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A Dawning Realisation.

that the Government's reluctance to do anything about Phorm and BT's obvious illegal activities is more than mere apathy on their part

Prank callers crash Dublin Zoo phone system

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The Classic

Heathrow announcements:-

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2003/s_heathrow-p1.php

Brown gov will make 'big commitment' to carbon capture

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Poor old Gordo

10 years yearning for the top job.

When he finally gets it, it all falls apart on him.

And the real irony is that a large part of his current trouble is down to decisions he made as chancellor.

Data pimping catches ISP on the hop

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Re:The Cube - Firefox

I think what The Cube was angling for was something a little more sophisticated than randomly scrambling the Phorm UID cookie. Phorm will be able to pick that up.

A background application that identifies itself as a Phormable browser (IE, Firefox) and, indeed, behaves like one, honouring cookies, redirects, etc, performing non-random, but misdirecting searches would do the trick nicely if it was used by a large number of phormed users and was capable of self co-ordination (via IRC or P2P, maybe).

Phorm would log a lot of interest for subjects and items that, in reality, nobody is really interested in. This would vastly degrade the value of the data they sell and make them a much less attractive proposition.

Not sure of the legality of doing this, but I can't see a problem with running a bot on my own machine that does automated searches on my behalf. Its really Phorm's own stupid fault for snooping in the first place.

BT's secret Phorm trials open door to corporate eavesdropping

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BadPhorm

Just found out why I was having trouble registering with BadPhorm. BT has been consigning the validation eMails to the spam folder.

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@ Steve Roper

Good move,

but as Christophano says, the biggest problem will be persuading ecommerce sites that they don't need 70% of the UK market.

How about an https portal for Phormed ISPs that shows an anti-Phorm banner to Phormed users. eCommerce sites could add a Phorm protection surcharge of a few pence to their prices to cover the cost of the SSL certificate.

In other words, alongside the cost of the product, VAT and delivery will be something like "Privacy surcharge 50p".....

Shouldn't put too many people off and might encourage them to go to an ISP that value their customer's privacy more than the chance to make a quick buck with a former spyware pusher.

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Big eCommerce sites?

Has anyone heard of any feedback from big eCommerce sites on Phorm. Unless they are Phorm 'partners' Phorm could badly impact on their business. Amazon? eBay? Play.com, etc???

Or are they *all* signed up to Phorm......

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Re: ~Forum~

Will sign up.

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Re:As I have maintained all along...

@ George Johnson

First off, I don't have a loyalty card. I'm well aware of what the likes of Tesco use them for and refuse to have anything to do with them.

But even supermarket loyalty cards aren't as evil as Phorm.

You have to apply for a Tesco card, you are given Ts&Cs to read if you want, so there *is* informed consent. Phorm doesn't give you that.

Tesco pay you to use their card. Sure its peanuts, but that's more than you get for being spied on by Phorm.

Tesco can only track what you *buy* from *Tesco* stores. Phorm can track you everywhere on the WWW and track everything you do short of when you switch to SSL to make the payment. Browse TVs on the Argos site, then go to the Currys site, then, maybe Amazon. Phorm will profile you across *all* of them. Can you imagine the outcry from Morrisons if Tesco found a way to track what customers were looking at on their shelves, yet that is exactly the service that Phorm will provide it its partner sites.

No, Phorm is several orders of magnitude more evil than supermarket loyaty cards.

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And now the good news.

Phorm's share price has plunged to 1275p.

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Re:£100 for Judicial Review?

The only way to beat Phorm is with *organised* protests and legal action. All of the current 'pressure groups' are no more than rant shops.

What is needed is someone with PR skill and/or legal training to head up a *real* anti-Phorm organisation that we can support with real money. I would gladly stump up, say, £100 a month to fight this obscenity, and I'm sure many others would, too.

Once you have an organisation with real power (i.e. money) then you can really lay into Phorm. Legal action, full page newspaper ads, mailshots to Phormed ISP customers, intense lobbying of MPs.

Unfortunately I have no PR experience, little legal experience and absolutely no idea how to go about setting up such an organisation (would it be a charity?) Anyone care to step forward???

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Re: so What

So why post as AC? What have *you* got to hide?

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Is anyone genuinely surprised........

that a government that views tracking and spying on the people it is *supposed* to be serving as its most important function supports Phorm.

The conspiracy theorist in me wonders if HM Gov views Phorm as a nice, convenient, way of spying on us that they don't have to pay (much) for.

I also wonder if Phorm has been 'in talks' with HM Gov in just this regard.

It would go a *long* way to explain the lack of concern about this from the Home Office and ICO and why BT and Virgin are pushing ahead with this despite the public's outrage.

Price cut fails to push Xbox 360 past PS3 in UK

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Usual Suspects

***"Also a lot of people who own Wii's aren't the typical game playing crowd which might go someway toward explaining its popularity."***

Yeeees (said with a Paxman-like drawl), I can just picture "the typical game playing crowd". Ugh!

Mind you, with the Wii outselling the PS3 and '360 put together, you are about to be outnumbered by normal people.

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Wii all the way home.

Yes, the PS3 and '360 have photorealistic graphics, HD, yadda, yadda, yadda. But they offer *nothing* more by way of gameplay than a PS1. All you PS and '360 fanbois do is squat on the ground and play with your knobs.

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Re:Shop floor space

***"Why is it that, with Nintendo continuing to sell so many more consoles, so far as I've seen the games shops still dedicate far more shelf space to PS3 and Xbox games? Do Sony and Microsoft have some deal with the big chains to give their titles more exposure?"***

Also wondered the same thing. Same goes for rentals. Blockbuster rent PS2, PS3 and '360 games, but not Wii, despite the Wii having a far bigger user base than the PS3 and therefore, I assume, better rental potential.

Still waiting for the first fanboi "but the Wii isn't a real next gen console" comment......

Music biz proposes 'iPod tax' in return for format-shift freedom

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Simple.

If I can transcode for free I will pay for the original.

If I have to pay a tax then I won't pay for the original.

No way will I pay twice.

BT's 'illegal' 2007 Phorm trial profiled tens of thousands

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YouTube

Searching for Phorm on YouTube returns a *lot* of Phorm PR bullshit videos.

Seems to have backfired though as anyone watching them can't fail to notice the vitriolic anti-Phorm comments and 'one star' ratings.

iHate icon as you don't have a uK*nt one yet.

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Not the point

@ Sean

The fact that Ertugrul says "We offer an easy, anonymous method for users to opt out of Phorm's systems if they would rather not receive targeted advertising and content." means, by inference, that you will still be profiled even if you *do* opt-out.

This is unacceptable to me as an ISP customer and, probably, unacceptable to most web site owners who will be visited by Phormed users.

They (Phorm, BT and Virgin) are all being *very* shady when it comes to stating what *actually* happens when you opt-out (or don't opt-in). This reluctance to come clean adds more weight to the suspicion that your browsing will *still* be analysed even if you opt-out.

Even though the data you provide cannot be used to directly target *you* (when you opt-out), it is still *very* valuable for statistical purposes and for selling on to 3rd parties. For example Phorm will be able to compile statistics about the most popular products on eCommerce sites (Argos, Currys, Scan, Dabs, etc) even it *all* their victims opt-out.

And there will be little these sites will be able to do to prevent it!

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Re: Phorm's share price.

Did you spot the obvious Phorm plant on their forum. He describes himself as an 'investor' but then gives himself away by talking about Phorm in the first person.

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Re: help wanted for webmasters.

The problem is that you won't be aware of Phorm at a website, all Phorm cookies are stripped by the Phorm cuckoo server before you see them.

(I think cuckoo server is a good name as it describes the way it pretends to be your site by way of setting cookies that look like they come from you)

The only method I have seen of detecting Phorm is for *your* site to take a leaf out of Phorm's book and set a fake cookie that looks like the one Phorm sets for your site. If you cannot retrieve that cookie then either that visitor has all cookies disabled or they are Phormed. You can easily check to see if they have all cookies disabled by trying to set a cookie that Phorm won't try to delete.

If you can't set a Phorm-alike cookie but can set another then, in all likelyhood, that visitor (and your website) is being spied upon by Phorm and can (should, IMHO) be blocked.

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I see Phorm's share price......

Is continuing to dive. Hit a low of 1450p today from a high of 3505p on Feb 25.

I make it that Phorm has lost £284M in value since Feb 25th.

Billy Bragg: Why should songwriters starve so others get rich?

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@AC

***"Selling illegal copies = lost sales so is theft."***

Incorrect. Just because someone buys a bootleg CD for a couple of quid does *not* mean they would have bought it at full price.

***"Listening to music you've downloaded and not buying it != lost sales, because you've decided not to buy it."***

Incorrect. Just because someone downloaded for free does *not* mean they wouldn't have paid full price if the freetard option was not available.

Its really not that clear cut. Freetardery does not always (often, IMHO) equal lost sales, but sometimes it does. What proportion of freetard downloads are lost sales? More than the freetards say (zero) and less than the pigopolists say (100%)

If the average freetard could not download, how many (more) albums would he buy?