* Posts by Pierre

913 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Nov 2007

Israel hacks Arab TV station

Pierre

Naughty Israel

You mean, in addition to running the worst apartheid regime of all times, in addition to the ongoing genocide, they are hacking TV channels? Now *that* is naughty.

Twitter's veracity chewed up by Britney's four-foot vagina

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Ha, twitter....

The (in)famous blog 2.0 tool finally found a suitable use. Too bad they froze the accounts. Looks like some celebs will have to go back to the old press release method to keep the world informed of their bowel movements. Unfortunately the non-celeb who had their account compromised cannot do the same. I hope the world can survive without knowing when Joe Bloggs goes potty -in real time.

Microsoft moves Macs closer to PC parity

Pierre

"Microsoft moves Macs closer to PC parity", huh?

You mean, MS is giving away massive market shares to Job? Old news, Vista is almost 2 years old now. As for DCC, exchange and all that stuff, why bother with a MS version when you can get real, working software?

Bank robber leaves pay stub at scene of blag

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Unusual?

Unusual. It only happens every other month in the US (apparently robber apprentices there are told by TV shows that it's safer to write your threats instead of voicing them). The Darwin Award website is full of that kind of stuff (though not in the main section).

That’s cloud computing. But not as we know it, Jim

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Cloud computing...

Unreliable by nature, but kinda cheap. Perfect for data I don't care about, and applications I don't rely on. The other (even more unexpensive) solution is to channel all that to /dev/null. At least you know for sure. Using cloud computing for business? You are kidding, right? Free "cloud" e-mail have been available for decades, I don't see any large business relying on Google Mail or Yahoo Mail for core business. There's a very good reason for that. Cloud computing? Maybe, for home users with an overdevelopped hypster gene and no IT skill. That's it.

MSI mobo ditches Bios for EFI

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So it's not a BIOS and it runs apps

"I see EFI as a go-between. It’s not really meant to totally replace the Bios, just replace the functions that have been crammed into the Bios over time. So the Bios can revert to its original job"

together with the fact that it allows you to run games and (probably, in a while) quite a few other apps, I see EFI as an OS... if it's not what they mean to do, it's just a GUI wizzard stuck on top of the BIOS, and we need that like a hard kick in the balls.

Also, from the same quote we can say that your title is obviously wrong. Nothing has been ditched, it's just hidden behind shiny colors.

US cybersecurity defences fail to thwart mock cyberattack

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I don't need no stinking title

"Attackers always have the advantage over defenders in cybersecurity and, by extension, cyber-warfare. Problems such as maintaining extended supply lines or knowing the terrain on which battles are fought really translate into the sphere of cybersecurity."

Shurely controlling which nodes go online, which is connected to what, and what -passive or active- protections are in place is how "extended supply lines" and "knowing the terrain" translate to. And it's definitely giving an advantage to the defenders, not the attackers. Now the attackers are still one step ahead, because of the element of surprise, and because the defenders typically need to keep the systems online as much as possible, which prevents them from really using the "supply lines" and "knowing the terrain" advantages to their full extent. So, yes, the attackers usually have an advantage, but it's because the "Problems such as maintaining extended supply lines or knowing the terrain on which battles are fought" do _not_ "translate into the sphere of cybersecurity" terribly well.

Appart from that, this is not a real surprise. Saying "US cybersecurity defence fail" is a bit like saying "UK civil servants lose data". Bleeding obvious.

Google disguises capitalism as civil rights

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Caching vs net neutrality?

Since when caching and net neutrality are antagonist things? They want to use the ISPs as mirrors, and are prepared to pay the price for the server space used. Good on them, it will prevent the lolcats addicts from clogging my intertubes. It won't change the priority of some packets to the detriment of others, so net neutrality is still OK, thank you very much. When you lease a dedicated pipe and/or some space in a datacentre, it doesn't kill net neutrality. does it? Now the thing is, we (as end users and/or small content providers) need to make sure that the ISPs do not cut the -already over-subscribed- "public" ressources to make this additional money, but that they will open new pipes instead (yeah sure, phat chance).

Dogs and arson feature in top 10 data recovery disasters

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@ Peyton

"The NSA can, allegedly, recover data from a hard drive that has been completely overwritten seven times, so it's not unlikely data recovery labs can do this to some extent as well. This apparently has to do with the fact that writes don't perfectly align every time, so traces remain of previous writes. This is why secure delete programs will overwrite a deleted file repeatedly with zeros, ones, and random data."

It's mostly a legend methink. As I said, given the area density of drives these days, you'd need a very powerful SEM (scanning electron microscope) and a huge amount of time, especially as you have no way of knowing the order of the non-overlapping bits (i.e. which is older than which) so you have no idea of which bit goes with which. I strongly doubt the NSA can do that (but they wouldn't tell anyway, would they?) and I am almost 100% sure that no commercial data recovery company can either. The "overwrite 7 times" is a better-safe-than-sorry policy (similar to the "no liquid on planes" one). It does serve well as a pitch for *hem* "secure delete" software salesdroids.

Pierre

Sidenote

If you feed /dev/random or /dev/zero to dd, you replace all the bits with pseudo-random data or zeroes. But what happens if you use /dev/null instead? do you create billions of tightly packed tiny black holes? Can they destroy the planet? Is the NAS able to read the blackholes to retrieve your data?

Pierre

@ David Wiernicki

"How the hell did the *data* get fire-damaged?"

The 0s and 1s handed back to the customer were all black and smelt like burnt electrons. But they were fully functional.

Pierre

@Alfazed

"PS please buy from me too @ www.crackpots.org.uk"

Funny. Some guy in Lewisham needs more bandwidth now.

Pierre

@David Greaves

"A normal fully functioning drive overwritten with 0s. Not exactly hard to do."

???!!?? Not hard to do??? If they manage this one, even with a very powerful SEM and a few years, I pay them a beer or ten.

Anyway, this company should probably have limited the list to 3 items (1, 2 and 7), the others make them look like clowns.

Mozilla hastily shoves Firefox updates out door

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@ Paul

"Can't someone just make a browser that doesn't have gaping security holes to start with?"

Try w3m. Or lynx, links and the like. Or Dillo if you *need* a graphic mode. Of course, these are secure because they don't run scripts, so you won't be less safe with FF and scripts disabled.

You can use a filtering proxy to tidy up the pages, too. But then again, all the fancy JS sites will be broken. Seriously, who the heck started this scripting madness in the first place? Give me my HTML web back!

Scottish firm pays £120,000 over unlicensed software

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blacklist of software

You can get the list of software the BSA keeps an eye on by "reporting software piracy" on the BSA site. One should never buy any of these softs, *ever*, because redeploying hardware within your organization will lead to infringement and a potentially huge fine, _even_ if the software is not used, and _even_ if the software *cannot* be used (absence of dongle for example).

Given that there are other, less expensive -and sometimes better- alternatives for almost all of them, including some open source stuff that you can tailor to your needs, why bother? Don't buy over-expensive lock-in crap that will probably get you sued some time in the future. And now is the right time to cut these useless costs down.

Tell Santa to bring more assault rifles

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Firearms protection, constitution rights and WWII in Europe

Overweight /Pater Familiae/ trying to defend their family from the occasional burglar? Best way to get yourself shot with your own gun. Try with a bat instead.

Defend your constitution rights? Who are you kidding, you would have arisen already if that was true.

Finally, unny how some people appear to genuinely think the US did much in Europe during WWII (appart from killing an awful lot of French and German civilians in high-altitude bombings). The German army was on the other side of the continent, fighting the ruskis. Now in the Pacific it's different.

Microsoft spits out ODF plans for Office 2007 SP2

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So OOXML....

... wasn't really implementable, was it? Good to see that MS finally saw the light -event if they now *have* to butcher ODF beyond recovery to push their half-baked still-not-ISO-approved XML format (you know, the one that doesn't even comply with the transition specs that were supposedly designed to describe it). Bah. May the recession take care of these pesky MSOffice users who litter my servers and mailbox with their clunky droppings.

The benefits of co-ordinating dev and ops efforts

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Bias, I write your name

Pessimistic and/or disgruntled respondents are pessimistic and or disgruntled. Well done.

Seriously, can't you see the bias here?

Oz couple served legal docs via Facebook

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Christoph

"they *still* have to open it in case it's genuine" [...] "the recipients will still be legally liable."

I don't know about Oz, but in many countries you are liable only if it can be proven that you actually read the document. Signature on a receipt is widely used as a proof you read it, though if you sign the receipt but send the letter back (unopened) you're presumably still in the clear. I doubt that any tribunal would take the delivery of an e-mail in a mailbox as a proof that the attachment was read, but just to be sure it's probably a good idea to read it (or not) and quietly bounce it afterwards.

The real idiotic thing is that the judge recommended the documents be served by e-mail so that not everyone could see them. What a pathetic joke.

Pierre

Note to AC, Christoph, and the author

"it's massively popular. Perhaps you hadn't noticed, it is most useful if you have friends..."

I think you will find it's most useful when you have a null or negative number of friends, but tons of "Lol wassap buddies check that on Utube ROFL", erm, acquaintances.

"The spammers [...] can send emails pretending to be legal documents"

They already do, and it works (at least in the US). Reported here some time ago, if memory serves.

"served legal docs via Facebook"

Via e-mail, you shirley mean? Similarly, in the article you refer to, the bill-dodgers were found because they were friends with one of the waitresses, who gave their names. I'm posting this comment via FaceBook right now, how neat! (you see, I was talking about FB with a friend earlier this year, and it made me think I had to check El Reg from time to time, hence we can legitimately say I'm posting through FB now. Or not?)

China 'bans' BBC's Chinese website

Pierre

Well...

Kentucky got handed "poker" domain names, the MPAA and RIAA are trying to silence the Pirate Bay, domain names providers have been cut off, "terrorist", kiddie porn, and otherwise "illegal" websites are blocked here too. And think of The Great Firewall of OZ, Phorm and the like. I am not a fan of the Chinese ways, but we sure lost the right to go all judgemental on them.

Online storage start-up pitches 'USB stick on the internet'

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Prosumer

"The service is aimed at prosumers and the small business market" ... "availability everywhere"

Read " we target home users with an attitude". Still they don't have a MacOS version ready yet. Nor have they a 64 bits version.

Marginally more luser-friendly than ftp while presumably hugely more expensive, expect security holes (I'd like to know more about the protocol and the encryption...). Actually, forget the home users, it's clearly aimed at the gov!

Apologies after teacher's 'Linux holding back kids' claim

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A school in Texas huh?

Would Karen be less than convinced by the evolution or Big Bang theories by any chance? one of those teachers who think the universe was created by a god a few thousand years ago? In anyway, a perfect example of a FauxNews-fed paytard. "Free software? Must be some counterfeit pirated Chinese stuff downloaded via p2p shurely!"

The part about MS is hillarious too. I think I will ask Stevie B. for a few free older versions of Windoze, and watch at the chairs flying!

MS issues brown alert over unpatched IE 7 flaw

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"Suggested workarounds...

... to defend against the flaw, pending a security patch from Microsoft, include disabling active scripting"

The only really efficient workaround is to switch to another browser. The other recommended measures are only half-arsed mitigations (as MS admit on their page about the vuln).

Attack of the quarter-ton, 'fridge-sized' killer jellyfish

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So many Blancmange invadors...

and such a long time before Wimbledon.

Apple files 3D-interface patent

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Guten Tag AC137?

>What distos are hot at the mo'?

What distro are *not* hot at the mo? (appart from Ubuntu, of course)

>I take the point about revamping oldish hardware

Now think of it not as "revamping oldish hardware" but as "replacing your harware every 10 years instead of every 3 years" and look at the $ signs dancing before your eyes.

>but on a 30" screen linux seems like redressed Windows 3 to me

[I reckon we are only talking Desktop from now on]

egg-Jack-telly. Appart from the fact that your statement does not mean much (what with the miriad of distros, and more importantly, the miriad of graphical environments available?), most linux distros are developped by people who seek (and, sometimes, find) efficiency. This approach -usually- leads to very efficient work environments, potentially looking like crap (but efficient crap). Also, it the look doesn't please you, you can, well, you know, design your own. That said, it is possible, in the Linux world as everywhere else, to find bloated eyecandy GUIs (including several 3-D desktop environments). it is even possible to find graphical interfaces that put bloated symbolistic crappy-looking design before anything else (Ubuntu, I'm blandly staring at you now).

But the average user is hugely more efficient in front of an efficient specialized interface. It looking like crap is a plus: people tend to waste much less water and time when they have to shower with cold water than when they have a sauna and a jacuzzi. Replace "water" and "time" with "CPU cycles" and, err, "time". BOFH forever!

Of course the learning curve might seem steep, and when you will reach the ultimate "me and my computer think alike" monster nerd, your significant other will probably ditch you. But look at the bright side: by the time, if you're wise, you'll have installed a complete domotics system that allows you to control the doors and windows by blinking. The filthy harlot won't escape. MwahahahAHAHAHA.... sorry, what was I saying? Ah, just one little thing: don't appempt that if you are a genius of a filesystem developper but unable to do some cleaning. It most certainly will fail.

Pierre

@ AC 1h37

"[Linux] beauty is much hid from me."

## mode=Fanbuoy.Nerd ##

'Absolute control on everything' is one quality that springs to mind. Though any weird "I can code in assembly" would tell you that it's stretching the definitions of "absolute" and "everything" a bit (disclaimer: I can program in x86 ass-embly, I just choose not to for I don't need _that_level of control. and I discovered that my droidbattles tournaments were a serious handicap for my love life ;-) ).

But I wouldn't give back the ability to work simultaneously in several different graphical environment (each possibly running with the permissions of a different user, and some of them split into as many virtual desktops as I choose) while still messing with the deep innards of the system in a root console. On an cheap and relatively old laptop with less-than-impressing graphics muscle and a plain first-generation dual core Turion that struggles to cope with its factory-installed Vista - even with all the fancy things turned off.

Also, my most ressource-hungry jobs usually run 24x7 on old machines that I got for free -by litterally rescuing them from the dumpster- which is an interesting feature. As is the ability to carry my OS around (whith my preferred applications, my settings, and some data) on a 128 Mb usb stick. Life is simple when you can be fully operational with only a few tens of million flops and a very moderate amount of RAM.

Of course all this is also true for BSDs -FireFly took over my old DEC Alpha server, I keep Tru64 only for backup, flame to your heart's content-, and for some more obscure OSs I like to toy with (I do have a crush on the Oberon-based OS -BlueBottle or whatever it might be called now- initiated at ETH by the father of pascal and modula(s). Try it now!).

## /mode ##

Have a nice day!

Pierre
Happy

@ some

"I bet her project was far better presented than your briefing"

Quite the contrary actually. Mine was professional publishing-grade, hers was looking clunky (like almost any word processor output. Not her fault.)

"You can't program subtleties of layout and design in vim and lout."

You obviously don't know what you're talking about. If you're interested, check the "basic" user manual at http://www.it.usyd.edu.au/~jeff/loutuser.ps (postscript viewer required, but there must be a pdf version available somewhere).

@ all the offended OS-X fans: maybe I've been specifically targetting OS-X a bit too much. I just used as an example of super-fanciness impairing productivity. It's -to me- a very striking example, but it's just that. And the "MSWord vs Lout" example was just an illustration on how the fancyness can trick people into *thinking* they are efficient while they are not. It's definitely not specific to OS-X (Word is a MS product, you know).

Pierre
Jobs Horns

Increase the fancyness, decrease productivity

Have you ever seen a OS-X type "working"? It's amazing, the time they waste clicking and sliding stuff around! Even worst than in Vista (and that's saying something). I can believe that the switch from console to graphical interface has been a plus (especially for the lusers who can't be bothered to RTFM, but also for the organization-deficient types who never know exactly where the heck they put this facking file -that would be me, then. "find / -name myfile" can take a long time, depending on the number of external drives attached to the system). But since the very beginning of the graphical interface, each step towards fancyness has been detrimental to productivity. I expect a full-3D desktop to be a huge step in that very direction. the worst thing is that the fancy guys don't even realize that they are wasting humongous amounts of time with their toys. Last week I was working with -read aside- an "OS-X" friend. She was writing some kind of project while I was preparing a pre-meeting briefing. I helped her with a few ideas and was struck by the time she spent just moving the mouse around to retrieve her Word document, set the layout, change display things and the like. For no actual work done. As for me, I typed my stuff in vim, ran Lout (quite similar to LaTeX, only 500 times smaller). It took me 5 minutes -max- to fix the layout because I had to make a few changes in my template file, whereas she had been spending more than half an hour playing with numbering, alignment, bold/italics, paragraph spacing and such things. You know what she told me? "Why do you use this, it takes so much time!". You gotta hear it to believe it. 5 minutes of real work are less fun than 30 minutes playing with graphical menus I guess. People nowadays....

Trouble in Paradise iTunes Land

Pierre

I'm sorry, *what*?

"But when are we going to see the utility of the platform taken to another level, like when spreadsheets appeared on the Apple ][ and desktop publishing appeared on the Mac?"

You're talking about a frigging phone, you know. The paramount of creativity on such a platform is to successfully scale down and port an existing app. The natural app-king in this ecosystem is a cheap frivolous fancy "ringtone app". If you think you're going to make big bucks by developping a network audit app or a thermodynamics simulation app for the Jesus phone, your perception of target audience is so twisted that you desserve every FLAIL you get

Electronic votes mysteriously vanish in Ohio election

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I second Christoph and David Wilkinson

So most -if not all- of the results obtained from Premier/Diebolds (or whichever name these crooks choose) machines might be rigged. And this goes at least 2 presidential elections back. Shouldn't the UN send observators?

Pierre

May I be the first to shout OPEN SOURCE?

I know that open source is not the answer to everything, but I'm pretty sure that a code review would have flagged the "if audit trail and results don't match, override the audit" policy as nonaudit-acceptable.audit

Mixed reviews for semen-based recipe book

Pierre

STDs?

Hem, you cook your food, right?

As for raw stuff (salad dressings or whatever, I don't even want to know), I guess the secret is to do the same as with raw meat: carefully source your supplies...

Daft list names Firefox, Adobe and VMWare as top threats

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Good old whitelisting

... the most efficient, flexible and reactive approach to security... (or would that be the _least_?)

Why port your Firefox add-on to Internet Explorer?

Pierre
Gates Horns

@frymaster

"Yes, absolutely. Anything a microsoft person says, at any time, in public, must obviously be official policy mandated at the highest level. Microsoft employees are not permitted to have indepentant thought and, therefore, can't hold opinions."

Wait, are you suggesting that MS employees are /persons/?

Pierre
Gates Horns

Why there will never be significant IE add-ons developpment

"They tend to install things like ad blockers, whereas the Internet Explorer user is more mainstream."

So, I should develop an ad-on for IE because IE users don't use add-ons?

"But the trick here is that you'll have to make sure your add-on works on all versions of CLR" Mwahahahahahaha!

Exam board to hear appeal over format cockup

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@ Andrew Macrobie

"It's simply unwise and unfair to entirely blame the students for this fiasco, at least 50% of the blame lays with their lecturers for not making them understand the course requirements and for allowing them to submit their work in this format."

The prof. is probably partly responsible, but are you saying that the students should be pampered to the point where they don't have to bother about anything (the teacher will take care of everything)? Are you suggesting that they should have passed because the teacher let them behave stupidly? Apparently, people in "the education" have more common sense than that.

Also, this part of you comment is in direct contradiction with your immediately preceding paragraphs. Equip flail, part 2.

Pierre

Re: Pierre (Andrew M)

"Because students are "educated" in a system where there are few boundaries and no strict guidelines. Instead of getting knocked back when they fail or do something stupid"

Well, this time they were, weren't they? So it's indeed *not* "demonstrating what happens when people are scored on effort rather than results."

"The people who lecture these students have been through higher education, almost certainly to degree level and they failed to demonstrate the level of care and sense common among people who live and work outside of education."

Switch the telly on. Zap around. Say that again with a straight face. Also, the fact that the teacher involved might have been to Uni at some point (which is pure supposition from your part) doesn't make it part of "the Academics" -or of the "higher education" system, for that matter.

I know that The -commie- Education is usually an easy target, but you missed it completely. Equip flail.

Pierre

@ Andrew Macrobie

"Once again we're demonstrating what happens when people are scored on effort rather than results."

How is that? They were scored based on results. More specifically, they were scored based on the *absence* of result (a significant part of the work not being available to the examiners). Hey teacher, here is my homework, it's printed on transparent weightless paper using invisible ink! Can I have an A+++ please?

Also, if DiDA qualifies as"Academics" or "higher education" for you, I understand why you failed to get the point.

The Mother of All Demos — 150 years ahead of its time

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Alan Fisher is mostly right

Especially about drugs. But also about MS. Lecci cars, well, not that good an analogy. It would have been OK with cheap alternative fuels such as colza oil for diesel engines.

Pierre

What we have now...

"We have a collection of tools at out disposal that don't inter-operate. We've got Microsoft Word. We've got PowerPoint. We've got Illustrator. We've got Photoshop." (I think he forgot FrontPage). But we have real software, too, for the people who need to get some work done.

Shuttle X27D

Pierre

That's a awful lot of money for little power...

Aimed at Apple clients maybe?

Google gives Chrome spit 'n' polish treatment, says report

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Browser-in-the-cloud

"is that even possible?"

Yes. A web browser is not the only way to remotely connect to a server, you know. Then it's just a matter of feeding the remote data directly to your X server. But I was being ironic. The part on Vista should have been a clue. Actually, the current trend is toward dumping whole websites on the clients instead of serving only the requested page, so putting the browser in "the cloud" would be quite counter-productive.

Pierre
Coat

MS FTW!

"for me though, i need simplicity in my browser, i don't use gadgets & widgets, i just need it to work perfectly, and the ONLY browser that has complied with all my needs is IE."

On a similar note, I don't use a lot of gadgets and just need my OS to be lightweight, to work perfectly, reliably, and to be 100% secure. To date, the ONLY OS that has complied with all my needs is Vista.

Anyway, I think this lil' browser war is getting old. Browsers are becoming increasingly bloated and burdensome. Also, with the old approach the settings are computer-specific, which can be annoying. The browser world is in dire need of the same revolution as the document processing world had with Google Docs. When will we finally have the browser-in-the cloud?

Facebook ignores huge security hole for four months

Pierre

Examples don't work here...

... and it's without NoScript.

Google Native Client challenges Microsoft and Adobe RIAs

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Paris Hilton

Brave new world

Hehehe.... so you can put your pics and texts and other, hem, "intellectual property" online, effectively giving every right you might have had on it to the hosting service. Now, on top of that, you have to provide the processing power. Next step: files are actually hosted on your computer, with the "hosting" service's webpage deep-linking to it through a backdoor. They might have you pay for that, too. Why not?

Serves them web2.0 lusers well.

Intel plans tiny energy suckers to watch environs

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Next step is self-replication...

With a not-100%-accurate replication mechanism for the software. And a high generation rate. ROTM*!

*(this *does* *not* meant Rolling On The Mat)

Four-year-old Diebold glitch silently drops votes

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UK has personal info leaks,

and USA have election-botching e-voting machines. Never learn any lesson from past mistakes, ever, as that could be viewed as a weakness. Always stand by your guns even if (and especially if ) you're obviously wrong, better look like a dumbass than like a sensible person. That's the Merkin way, pals! Merkins (and especially politicos) are always right. The facts, on the other hand, can be wrong. But a good dose of "we take this issue seriously" should do, until next time...

In-the-wild attacks find hole in (fully-patched) IE 7

Pierre

Swiss cheese?

More like cottage cheese.

Pilots survive night on Hudson Strait ice sheet

Pierre
Coat

Yes, but did they have Simpsons "KP" pics to keep them warm?

I'm gone already