* Posts by Mage

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Samsung is planning to reverse-engineer the human brain on to a chip

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Re: Copy... paste... infringement... Profit!

Joe 90!

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Re: quite effective communicators

Yes, Bees, chimps, Corvids, dolphins etc all communicate. Even if a creature has a vocabulary or spoken words or chimp sign "language" that just means it can communicate. Language is a step above vocabulary or communication. I didn't explain it well. See Randall Monroe's Explainer book and Noam Chomsky.

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Alien

Re: I'm Enthusiastic

You've read too much Iain M. Banks. It's fiction, not a blueprint. You also listening, Mr. Musk?

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Boffin

Really?

How will they do this as we don't really know how a brain works?

Loads of creatures are intelligent, some by inference of human biased tests appear to be self-aware. Many animals including crows, bees and primates have vocabulary, but so far only humans seem to have language. See Chomsky. Some have claimed parrots or chimps are communicating using language, but independent experts have not verified any language skills, only vocabulary. Language lets you construct new ideas which can be tested or simply entertain.

Also the coarse structure is one thing, but how that actually works is different. Also a computer neural network is a sort of dataflow HW & SW distributed implementation and not much like biological neurons which are only part of a brain. A fruit fly has about 100,000 neurons. A human has about 90 billion neurons. But neurons are only one part of brain structure. You might fit the structure of a fruit fly on a chip using billions of transistors. Except we don't have enough detail on even how that works to "copy and paste" it on a chip.

This is simply research and has very little to do with how a biological brain works.

"Although neurons are often described of as "fundamental units" of the brain, they perform internal computations. Neurons integrate input within dendrites, and this complexity is lost in models that assume neurons to be a fundamental unit. Dendritic branches can be modeled as spatial compartments, whose activity is related due to passive membrane properties, but may also be different depending on input from synapses. Compartmental modelling of dendrites is especially helpful for understanding the behavior of neurons that are too small to record with electrodes, as is the case for [the fruit fly]"

This is not really what they claim it is.

Nothing works any more. Who decided that redundant systems should become redundant?

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Boffin

Re: Sizing

I've resorted to a list of measurements made at home and taking a tape measure to the shop.

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Dobby

So if I hand you underpants?

If you're not sold on the benefits of 5G, Ericsson suggests you keep an eye on gaming, home broadband

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Pirate

The Pope is a Catholic

Major supplier of 5G infrastructure touts 5G as a solution for everything needing data.

It's for mobile in stadiums, racetracks and a subscription alternative to public free WiFi hotspots. The lower bands are better for true mobile and fibre is over 1000 times per Mbit less environmental cost than mobile (cell) masts. Anything fixed should use fibre and in a premises wired ethernet as much as possible leaving free wifi fed by real broaband for phones, tablets and gadgets.

Wireless, no matter which "G" can only replace broadband if every other street lamp is fibre fed and a 5G or 4G cell.

Mobile mobile museum looks to chart the history of portable phones

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Re: we’ll be able to help people reminisce about the devices they’ve had over the years

And SMS spam from them when it had been illegal for years. It's why I left them.

Macmillan best-biscuit list unexpectedly promotes breakfast cereal to treat status

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Oreos

Not sure why people in Ireland buy this American snack made from recycled road surface.

I tried it once in the late 1990s.

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Re:Hobnob has no worthy challengers?

Chocolate hobnobs?

We told the kids that the crunchy bits are "goblin's toenails". After all Garybaldy has dead flies in it.

So I’ve scripted a life-saving routine. Pah. What really matters is the icon I give it

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Re: who was world-famous throughout France

Not to be confused with USA Word Series sports.

But I've heard of Halliday, though not heard him sing. I've heard other French singers.

Aside:

Baseball was invented in England, in 18th English literature and Rounders is later. The Americans pretended they invented it.

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you wouldn't believe me if I just described it in words

Oh I would, especially from you Dabbsey.

As far as tribute statues go it's not too bad.

WTF? Microsoft makes fixing deadly OMIGOD flaws on Azure your job

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Re: Back to their old tricks

t makes more sense to run a VM with Windows (when you need windows) on LOCAL HW running Linux natively.

Windows and especially Azure is worst at Security.

1998 and MS lies about Linux.

It's time to delete that hunter2 password from your Microsoft account, says IT giant

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Bonkers

The problem isn't passwords, but bad password management.

You walk in with a plan. You leave with GPS-tracking Nordic hiking poles. The same old story, eh?

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Facepalm

Re: gripping very small moles

Curiously either Aldi or Lidl was selling Mole Traps in the UK. Sensibly not in the Irish stores.

But oddly they were in the Northern Ireland stores. Even Unionist gardens don't have moles, at least not the furry kind underground. Other moles AKA grasses can end up underground.

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Re: recommend Witch? magazine

In Norn Iron Which and Witch have different pronunciation.

It's always the 5mm Hex key that goes missing.

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Pirate

Re: Corona beer, it seems there are those who link it with the Plague

I heard the local murder of rooks are urging the Corvids Association to sue the WHO.

Corvids Press may not be amused. https://www.corvidspress.com/fiction/otherworld-series/

WhatsApp to offer end-to-end encrypted backups in iCloud, Google Drive with user-managed keys

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Big Brother

But

Doesn't Facebook own WhatsApp?

No thanks.

Council culture: Software test leads to absurd local planning SNAFU

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Alert

Not absolutely no means.

There was a big pub demolished by a developer illegally. The court made them rebuild exactly as it had been. Which would certainly have been horrendously expensive compared to any modern build. A sort real life "Batteries Not Included" without magic aliens.

Of course a favourite ploy is to secretly damage the roof, have inadequate security on the empty property and a few years later a Council will condemn the listed building.

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Facepalm

The folly!

Always have an undo procedure, a disclaimer.

A ctrl-Z

Also why can ONE person "click". Shouldn't it need the clicks of two confirming witnesses. Sounds like the original paper method wasn't understood by the software implementers.

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Tunbridge Wells?

Any angry letters yet?

VMware shreds planned support for 'cheese grater' Mac Pro

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Re: COVID challenges?

Sainsburys

Virginia school board learns a hard lesson... and other stories

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Re: Why not just ask Boeing?

Depends on the batteries, flight sensors and software deployed?

Spring tears down math geek t-shirt listing because it dared to mention the trademarked word 'zeta'

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Flame

Disgrace

"Winter is coming"

Patents, trademarks and copyright enforcement is out of control.

And the USPTO makes it worse with their approach to issuing Patents, Design Patents (=UK Registered Designs) and Trademarks.

Windows 10 to hang on for five more years with 21H2 update

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Re: **allowed** to choose.

No, it's just a particular ancient IDE method. IDE/PATA will still work.

Start or Please Stop? Power users mourn features lost in Windows 11 'simplification'

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use a microsoft account

Been true for home editions on the GUI for ages. But open a console and the net user command can create local users.

https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/previous-versions/windows/it-pro/windows-server-2012-R2-and-2012/cc771865(v=ws.11)

Variations of it since NT 3.1 and I wrote a VB program in late 1990s for NT 4.0 to add hundreds of users from a csv file using "net use"

Totally abusive behaviour to remove GUI elements from settings and sell the crippled home editions. There should be only workstation and server editions. Absolute greed.

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Re: And W11 has lost the the ability to move task bar to SIDE of screen

I had taskbar & start on the side of the screen on XP.

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Facepalm

Re: Basically all UI changes could be rolled back..

I used NT 3.51 with the Explorer Shell Preview. That's what every NT since should have been like. A win9x desktop, no graphics or print drivers in the Kernel.

Also install of programs written by people clueless about NT security should have been blocked. Programs that needed you to be logged in as an Administrator. Part of the reason was because Win9x was really no more a real 32 bit OS than Windows for Workgroups with Win32s, 32 bit MS TCP/IP (option on both) and all the 32 bit disc & media stuff wrapped up. So no named pipes on Win9x or Wim3.1. No local security or concept of Administrator on Win9x or Win3.x, the log on was only for network resources.

Win9x essentially broke NT 4.0, Win2K and XP installations resulting in the later UAC kludge by making it hard for IT to setup NT users without Admin rights for programs like accounts and payroll.

Me should never have happened. A broken version of Win98 SE

Win9x should never ever have been sold to businesses. It was designed with porting DOS games in mind, so originally no OpenGL. It NEVER had any security features. It ran DOS and Win16 programs natively (NT used NTVDM and Win16-32 ApI Thunk) so killed the Pentium Pro.

The marketing, install base and win applications with no security programming crippled NT. They blocked release of NT4.0 USB drivers to boost NT 5.0 = Win2000 sales.

XP was really the finished version of Win2K (NT 5.1).

Then they totally lost the plot with Vista design. It got so big and complex that the "unseen" design improvements got scrapped in favour of Eye Candy. But at least you could turn off junk on Win2K, XP, 2003 and Vista and have a Win9x/Win2K GUI.

Since FOREVER (NT 3.1 to Win10) they by default have too many services running instead of install time silent admin options and a suitable wizard for manual install.

Also too easy to end up with USA keyboard, Letter Size paper etc. No suggestion based on Timezone?

So the Win9x success sowed the seeds of NT destruction and "artistic" people and marketing and stupid arrogance (Ribbon, menu item hiding, unified GUI for phones, tablets and Desktop) ignored the usability research from 70s to 90s, though there wasn't that much GUI change from 1970s Xerox, 1980s GEM, Amiga, Risc-OS, Apple Lisa and Mac to the Win9x.

Win10 is the worst GUI since 1993. Win 11 sounds worse. But Amazon Kindle, Kobo, Android are all going backwards on GUI.

WinCE was stupid in the opposite direction, a Win9x GUI on as little as 320 x 200 in many cases.

Even Win7 had some really stupid changes in Explorer, even though it should have been free to Vista Users as it's really a Vista SP.

Win8 was only suitable as WinCE replacement for phones (and tablets with no keyboard or mouse).

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Re: Office Ribbon

Ribbon so terrible I found a Classic Menu plugin for Office 2007 (works on Excel and Office at least. There are far better tools than Access and Powerpoint). Makes it about as usuable as Office XP or Office 2003. Still available recently.

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FAIL

research showed people. . .

Either MS ignores usability research, or asks the wrong people or has rotten researchers. Going backwards since about 2002.

When everyone else is on vacation, it's time to whip out the tiny screwdrivers

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Why does Dune dress women?

Both UI's are poor. Also why is the model plugged into the mains?

Use one of those big trays vans have loaves of bread on, or else a smaller traditional 1960s style tray with walls. And marge tubs or small jars with lids. Not an open compartmentalised tray, which invariably gets a knock from the apparatus and sprays the room.

A store UI designer needing opinions from random strangers is inept. But almost all Web, mobile app & OS, desktop OS & programs and physical UI are now terrible. Both arrow buttons and a rotary encoder are bad choices for volume controls, except on tablet and phone edges. Touch buttons and buttons without clear labels are fail on TVs and monitors as is having to access an onscreen menu to select channel, volume, bright or input. Car radios are now terrible.

Voice control is good if you have no limbs, but not suitable in a noisy enviromment or with multiple people.

Oh the humanity: McDonald's out of milkshakes across Great Britain

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Re: Why would <company> need <item>

What is proportion of milk in a McD shake compared to homemade? And how much potato or other non-dairy bulking additives?

Razer ponders how to fix installer that grants admin powers if you plug in a mouse

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Windows

Re: absolutely primarily a Microsoft issue

Since USB was added to a later release of Win 95 and then Win 2K. NT 4.0 didn't officially have USB and neither did initial Win95 release. HID is a problem.

I've no idea what the Mac OS and Linux do when a USB HID device is plugged in. This might be a problem for ANYTHING.

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Linux

Re: Razer went full evil back in about 2013 or so

I buy a Trust mouse (Dutch brand, but made in China) for about €10 in the local shops. When the left click wears out you can't be waiting for the online order. I don't go to a local computer (or related) shop.

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Re: Windows at fault?

The underlying issue since USB was added to Win95 AFTER initial release is USB HID.

Some years ago someone added a CPU and Flash to a stock mouse and proved plugging in a USB mouse could silently install a trojan.

Probably a €10 Trust brand USB mouse from a random local shop is safer than a gift delivered by post/courier.

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Devil

USB HID

Variations of this are well known.

HID devices silently install, or at most there is an alert USB Mouse/keyboard etc installed.

Security experts (and I) have been saying for YEARS that the design of USB-HID protocol (used for keyboards, mice, touch pads,. graphics tablets and maybe joysticks) is a disaster as it lets an evil mouse gift sent to Finance Director install stuff to capture everything. Hence a Lenovo min PC box recently has no USB. It has PS/2 ports for mouse and keyboard.

Hacking the computer with wirewraps and soldering irons: Just fix the issues as they come up, right?

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Re: really strange languages

Maybe these are not strange but rare? I used QUBAL, then 15 years later translated CHILL to Z80 assembler and played with Occam.

Jupiter Ace with Forth has got to be the tiniest thing I used till JAL on the PIC family.

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Re: text version of Star Trek

Maybe EGA Trek for DOS works on DOSbox? It kept us amused though that's a later era.

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Paris Hilton

Re: RM 380Z

I hated repairing those. Or adding the wire so the parallel port IC 8th bit got to the connector so you could print graphics and extended ASCII on an Epson MX-80.

Terrible design. A metal "shoe box" with the bus along the top of the cards as a ribbon cable. It can't have saved much money compared with a proper but simple motherboard bus in the bottom of the case. Also why when the port I/O used an octal chip anyway did they only wire 7 bits to the parallel port?

Intel, Qualcomm win deal to design 7nm silicon for US defense agencies

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Seems a strange choice.

Intel seems to have lost Process mojo during 22nm to 10nm transition period. They bought Altera but have been failing at design (Cable modem chips and failure of Atom as an alternative to ARM for mobile). The debacle of the non-volatile alternative to Flash.

Qualcomm have bought in a lot of expertise and true in house designs are a narrow field. They prefer income from royalties where they double dip.

I'd have thought that some other US companies such as ADI, Xilinx and TI are better chip designers.

What exactly do they need 7nm for outside of memories, gpus, FPGAs and cpus? Also a custom military memory, gpu, FPGA or cpu is a failed idea. Only a few ASICs would be of value, perhaps prototyped with a Xilinx FPGA with an ARM core.

AI or satellite Image processing is better done with existing commodity HW and put effort into better SW.

Using 'AI-based software like Proctorio and ProctorU' to monitor online exams is a really bad idea, says uni panel

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Re: Its not really AI, is it?

Indeed Machine Learning is a misnomer. Machines can't learn and AI today is a marketing term, nothing to do with AI as envisaged up to the early 1980s.

It's all human curated input (hopefully properly curated) stored in a specialist kind of distributed data-flow type database and then pattern matching. AI, Machine Learning and Neural Networks are all terms invented to make it sound cleverer and more accurate than it really is.

https://www.theregister.com/2021/08/22/in_brief_ai/

Such circumstantial evidence isn't good enough to put down a stray mongrel, and link includes idiot with total lack of understanding what unmoderated random people might do with a so called AI Images from Text generator. A bonkers idea.

AI medical diagnostics rely on human experts at the start curating a massive amount of data. The performance is exaggerated to get the data, really for ulterior motives (Google's medical subsidiary) or to sell a big system (IBM's system that didn't work and only shared a brand name with the Jeopardy winning system, which also wasn't actually AI, but a party trick more useful for Alexa, Siri etc, which are not AIs).

And if Medical AI did really work, who would be competent to "train" the systems in the next generation? A dead end solution.

UK's competition regulator fires red flare over Nvidia's $40bn Arm takeover deal

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Re: USA stops foreign ownership of companies

Murdoch became American to buy USA Media.

Marconi was forced out of what became RCA by the USA Government. RCA died either 1976 or 1986, I forget which, and Thomson bought the labels.

You often have to spend USA "aid" on USA Military gear and support.

LibreOffice 7.2 brings improved but still imperfect Microsoft Office compatibility

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Holmes

MS Office Compatibility?

Which MS office and which application in it?

Also long standing bugs in MS Office

It's only an issue if you are sending documents back and forwards between people that use different versions. Also there is the issue of incorrect column or cell types on Excel and lack of use of Styles in Word and stupid VBA or macros.

See also https://www.theregister.com/2021/08/19/64_bit_microsoft_vba_bug/

It's not been a real issue for 10 years or more for most people.

UK's Newport Wafer Fab now under Chinese ownership

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Re: persuade the majority of those who voted

30 years of Media and Westminster lies and xenophobia.

Vote Leave's huge lies now admitted by Cummings.

Also a process that didn't meet any democratic standards after the mismanaged advisory Referendum. Ask the Swiss about Referendums.

It's not 5 years. It's 8 months and most of the damaged claimed to be pandemic is Brexit. No shortage of fruit pickers, mushroom harvesters, truck drivers in EU and even NI has no empty Shelves, due to Irish Truck drivers, local production and EU imports via Ireland. CF Holyhead with Larne.

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Re: No one will remember.....the list is far too long......

Mullard was Dutch owned from 1928.

Ferranti & Plessey relied too much on UK gov funded stuff and abandoned consumer electronics in the 1950s.

Yes, Inmos was deliberately sold off by Thatcher.

Acorn computers were doomed because not IBMs, but they became ARM. Only recently bought up.

UK Consumer Electronics was dying in the 1960s, largely due to poor quality.

The UK Competition authority partially killed Ever Ready by blocking their take over of Mallory (later Duracell), but real damage was refusal to modernise and too late adoption of Alkaline. Asset stripped by Hanson Trust and sold eventually to USA Eveready (Energiser) by then themselves owned by a pet food company.

UK has NEVER had an Industrial strategy. The only money making strategy is to use City of London to funnel money to UK Overseas and Crown dependencies (IoM, Channel Is, Cayman, Bermuda, BVI), as offshore havens. That's why Brexit. The tighter EU laws implemented in 2019 and 2020 and adopted even by Switzerland were agreed in 2016. UK has refused to implement them for Overseas and Crown territories.

Pi calculated to '62.8 trillion digits' with a pair of 32-core AMD Epyc chips, 1TB RAM, 510TB disk space

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Re: Random numbers

Probably less electricity than bitcoin mining. Stupid design.

The web was done right the first time. An ancient 3D banana shows Microsoft does a lot right, too

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Re: Maybe Windows 3.1 was a sweet spot?

Daggerfall only needs DOSbox (nearly every OS) and the maker offers it as free download with DOSbox instructions. Needs rather less CPU etc than Oblivion or Morrowind.

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Re: Jasc's Paint Shop Pro v7.x

Last decent version. Corel bought it?

Daughter moved to The GIMP on Win7 as PSP7 wouldn't go.

I moved from XP -> Linux and then The Gimp. I have the old laptop & PSP7 on a VM for the odd native layered image I didn't Save As in Photoshop format for The GIMP, There is a PSP plug-in for the GIMP, but doesn't work for my PSP files.

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It was done right from the start

Rubbish.

No consideration at all for security.

No consideration for privacy. Either Website operator or infrastructure.

Stupidly scroll based instead of page based with scroll view as an option, see mobi, kf8, kfx, epub2 and epub3, all of which are HTML based.

Needed cookies because stateless.

Similarly, email was wrong from the start. Worse than telegrams and telex for knowing who a message was really from. In the old days you were supposed to provide proof of ID at the P.O. when sending.

Electrocution? All part of the service, sir!

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Re: a brief period of time

I blinked and missed those.