* Posts by Mage

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For all the chaos it sows, fewer than 1% of threats are actually ransomware

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Things like Wordpress

In my experience most of the issues with Drupal, Wordpress, etc are badly written plugins (REALLY think, do I need this?) or badly configured installs or badly configured hosting.

Why, Robot? Understanding AI ethics

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Terminator

Re: Asimov's three laws

Originally NOT a blueprint for Robot Ethics, but a maguffin style thing to set up plot of "Robot does harm, but it's impossible" type detective story, a variation on the Locked Room idea.

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Happy

Good Article

One of the best on so called AI I've read in 30 years.

So. A cross-Europe cyberwar simulation. Of ransomware

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Cloud?

Did they simulate:

1) Almost all POS, Banking, Mobile Billing and corporate stuff outsourced to Cloud

2) Cloud being simply hosting of maybe six big companies

3) Some vital part of Cloud being a mono-culture, such that ALL of something goes down when a patch is rolled out (Pick any of: DNS, Edge Routers, Load Balancing, IP stack, SQL server, PHP etc)

And/or what happens if all terrestrial clocks using GPS (or alternate Satellite) are lost due to war, solar flare, SW bug on satellites. Such DVB, DAB, Mobile base stations, High Speed Trading, etc.

There is a book just out "No Silver Lining" that has this (a patch and monoculture, too much outsourcing and to few hosting). Though it concludes death from Flu is more in a typical year.

Photobucket says photo-f**k-it, starts off-site image shakedown

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Why it's an issue

After 8 minutes to a day a post can't be edited.

So people might have thousands of old posts that are not "useless". They can only continue using their images by paying the $400.

Alternate better solutions only work for the future. I decided an ISP solution was bad about 2001 or 2002 and realised I needed a bunch of domain names. They still work when you change provider.

But for EXISTING posts on 3rd party websites, people need to pay the $400 to keep the images. It seems a bit greedy and counterproductive, surely they would have more than 8 times as many customers at $50 p.a.

Unless maybe they are flogging the business next week and don't care.

Dead serious: How to haunt people after you've gone... using your smartphone

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Or

Small computer in a ceiling in a large company. suitably wired into their networking. Or maybe a box on a roof or hillside somewhere with solar panel charging, suitably hacked into a network.

I can't see the point of an app.

In touching tribute to Samsung Note 7, fidget spinners burst in flames

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Re: Fidget Spinners: The Movie

Sounds better than all the reboots, prequels and sequels coming out of Hollywood.

Have you a website?

You missed out bringing ME peace, allegedly one purpose of original invention was to occupy the hands of "stone" throwing Palestinians.

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Re: There's an opportunity here

Needs to have built in mains sockets as the plug top chargers (USA Wall warts) are a major cause of fire now.

May need to be large enough for Whirlpool tumble driers and hotpoint fridge / freezers.

Obviously the certification schemes (which MUST include random in shop / etailer sampling and tests) are rubbish.

It's the iPhone's 10th b'day or, as El Reg calls it, 'BILL RAY DAY'

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Or

Perhaps with OTHER smart phones you paid per Mbyte or per second and with an iPhone ordinary consumers could afford the data, subsidised by ALL the voice customers, which was either a large cap or all you could eat (fair usage in fine print).

That more than bought in Fingerworks GUI and Samsung SC6400 ARM was what made it a success. Plus Jobs' reality distortion field.

Nokia had lost the plot 3 years earlier, but even if they hadn't the "traditional" billing was strangling smart phone use. I know, as I had one from early 2002 and only it was paid by the company, I couldn't have afforded the data.

Search results suddenly missing from Google? Well, BLAME CANADA!

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Copyright

If these products infringe copyright in Canada, it's likely they infringe worldwide.

See Berne Convention and later UN conventions on copyright.

I agree RIAA/MPAA tactics and the USA Millennium copyright act break international law and are morally wrong.

Facebook hit two billion users today and SugarCRM reminded us you are Zuck's product

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I call it misleading.

Two Billion real users isn't believable.

The World's population is 7 billion. A proportion are too young or sick to use the Internet or Facebook.

The approximate Internet users is 3.7M. But this almost certainly includes people appearing multiple times (phone, tablet, laptop. In the west many better off have more than one smart phone, penetration over 120% in many countries).

China (731 million users) doesn't have Facebook, so 3Million, not 3.7M.

How many Facebook accounts are sockpuppets (I have three accounts so as to validly, honestly and morally separate completely different activities)? How many Facebook accounts are bots selling stuff. The coffee bean weight loss scam with millions of automated accounts is no isolated incident.

Facebook isn't independently audited and has more than once inflated figures.

Their business is NOT providing a social media platform or news or information. It's selling adverts, so they have no incentive to remove fake accounts, bots, fake likes etc. Those increase revenue.

Their use of cookies, trackers, javascript on suggested F button for websites etc is probably illegal under EU law and certainly abusive. Their privacy settings are obtuse and can't be trusted.

So 75% of possible Internet "users"? I doubt it. No doubt too they count all accounts, irrespective of activity, even if their claim is remotely real.

Much of the criticism of abusive corporate behaviour also applies to Google. They are both the biggest parasites on the Internet (there are others) as between them they appear to have 98% of Internet advertising revenue.

People are conned into using Facebook when email would be better. Or their own blog, especially companies. Shame on large companies that promote Twitter & Facebook, yet often have a decent web infrastructure, or other bushiness that use Facebook instead of $100 a year hosting.

The 'DUP' joins El Reg’s illustrious online standards converter

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Re: Let's not ask who really benefits from the Union

OTH, The UK is determined to keep some islands that ought to belong to Mauritius, they have deported the natives and leased part to the USA.

Then there is Bermuda. UK controlled but one of the biggest tax havens / money laundering centres in the world.

Ireland (the Nation) now only wants N.I, if the UK & EU pay the running costs for at least 20 years.

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Re: Ulster Scots

Ah, the Kingdom of Dalriada.

Long before Rome, Angles, Saxons, Norsemen etc, the Ulster folk fought everyone else, then Ulster was split, like today along the River Bann, with the East in the Kingdom of Dalriada which also ruled western bits of Scotland.

I think Welsh is simply Anglo-Saxon for Foreigner.

Great Britain, because Little Britain is roughly Brittany (a somewhat Celtic part of France with some affinity to Cornwall).

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Re: didn't stick in your craw.

You misread my post.

I'm pointing out that the majority of the Assembly and ALL the Westminster MPs elected in NI DO NOT believe in peace, tolerance, honesty, integrity and democracy, WHATSOEVER. Yet, bizarrely the majority of voters claim that's what they want. Obviously they don't understand how to fill in a ballot paper, or lie to pollsters.

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Re: invaded by the Normans

Who later became almost Irish, but that's another story.

It was Henry II that cemented British rule, because there was no Celtic Primogenitor, he offered the clan Chiefs membership of the English Feudal system, so not only would a son inherit but a chief could no longer be deposed by a local council. Women also lost historic rights under Celtic laws.

I've never understood why "Unionists" celebrate William of Orange (a Dutchman supported with Catholic armies, congratulated by the Pope for suppressing the Heretic James, the actual English King) rather than Henry II. Or Elizabeth I. There is no doubt that Londoners didn't like James either and welcomed William, whose tenuous claim was that he married James's daughter Mary. William threatened to go home (rather than sack London) if they didn't figure how to make him King, which was an amazing reversal of the usual. They must have really disliked James. I think that he was Catholic was only part of the problem.

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Re: SF are nominally the party linked to the Catholics

Except it's only an accident of history that many Catholics are Nationalist (Non-violent) or Republican (Any means). The SF is not a Catholic party at all, they exploit Catholics. They are an old style socialist party that regards any means acceptable to achieve their ends. The DUP in contrast hardly has a political agenda other than opposing Republicans, Nationalists, Catholics, Irish Culture, Tolerance and Liberal secular viewpoints. No doubt they think UK has gone downhill since Cromwell's death.

SF non-involvement in Westminster isn't really to do with the Monarchy, it's a bankrupt 19th policy they are too arrogant to rescind.

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Dane Geld

Ironically they don't need paid anything, the DUP certainly doesn't want Corbyn.

Remind me why the SF MPs get paid?

Remind me why the peace loving majority of people in NI vote for the two parties that least believe in peace, tolerance, honesty, integrity and democracy. Not much to chose between SF or DUP. Both toxic, though the SF have better PR.

Researchers blind autonomous cars by tricking LIDAR

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Lidar is a dead end.

We need to solve self driving trains, ships, aircraft and trams (in about that order) FIRST.

We might need real AI and better positioning / maps.

We might need better passive vision analysis systems.

We need fully autonomous vehicles that work without remote data or GPS etc as tall buildings, tunnels, trees and interference are issues. Privacy too.

It's evident that existing self drive tech has too much hype and needs to be better tested in secure mock up road systems away from pedestrians, cyclists and others.

Lidar isn't reliable or scaleable.

FCC: LEO ISPs A-OK

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FCC?

Sorry, FCC, you can only approve TERRESTRIAL usage.

Satellite / Space usage requires international agreement. The UN became the umbrella for the ancient ITU which allocates frequencies.

Even with LEO (lower latency) it's going to be rubbish capacity compared to terrestrial services. Like all the existing struggling to make a profit (DTH TV makes a profit) retail satellite data services expect it to be only any use in not-spot areas and to cost lots, or else they'll go bust.

There is competition in LEO, MEO and Geo.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_communication_satellite_companies

AES-256 keys sniffed in seconds using €200 of kit a few inches away

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Re: AES was not cracked, cut the click bait

But most of the worlds encryption users are now running ARM based phones or tablets. The majority of x86 are either work related laptops or in server rooms and now seriously outnumbered by ARM based gadgets etc.

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Re: How well was the PC prepared?

Fine mesh over the holes works. The SDRs only work up to 1.7GHz away even that would allow larger holes than on a perforated Sky dish. (Small enough so it looks solid at 12.6GHz, but poor reflector at 20GHz). C band "Mesh"/Perforated dishes have bigger holes as maximum is less than 4.5GHz.

A lot of gear is badly screened, shielded or filtered. The FCC and CE RFI tests are both too lax and also often not realistic test scenarios (RFI from electronic ballasts or SMPSU radiated by lighting wiring that tends to be a loop, "power line ethernet" that are really transmitters and pass by only testing one or having no data). Sometimes after the FCC / CE approvals are obtained they leave out the filter parts to save money as there is little to zero in market retail sales testing.

Not Apr 1: Google stops scanning your Gmail to sling targeted ads at you

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Re: 1.. Never

History shows that they may continue and then if found out, claim it's a mistake.

WiFi scanning during Streetview survey (replaced by Android anyway).

The only company I trust less *AND* have more destain for is Facebook.

Google to remove private medical data from search results

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Abusive Megacorp

The person that agreed to share 3rd party info with Google ought to be tried for something.

They are one of least fit companies on the planet to have any such stuff.

Google also should be in the dock for abuse of privacy and market dominance.

Apple, LG, Huawei, ZTE, HTC accused of pilfering 'find my phone' tech

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I'm baffled

How are these ideas valid patents at all?

Report estimates cost of disruption to GPS in UK would be £1bn per day

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or is it just cheaper ?

It's cheaper.

An "atomic" clock is maybe $2,000. I've not checked lately. Could be less. You can even get one that fits in your pocket (battery life may be an issue). This is why DTT, DAB, Mobile phone masts all use GPS. Obviously only for timing as they are not mobile.

One GHz terrestrial system I know has an oven based "clock reference" only in the main mast and then the clients lock to a pilot carrier for stability, to save £100 per unit.

The BBC used to distribute an atomic clock signal nationally.

A GPS receiver is so cheap! Just a few quid. Much smaller and lower power, so very many systems just take the easy way out and don't worry about the US turning it off or a big Solar Flare (which might fry all the satellites, will Sky refund customers?)

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Re: Galileo

Not really a backup.

If we had a solar flare like in the 19th C, it might knock out ALL satellites.

Does the report even consider Mobile Basestations, DAB and DTT transmitters etc where the GPS module is used purely for timing instead of a local stable clock? Or even one distributed by fibre?

Microsoft's new Surface laptop defeats teardown – with glue

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Re: Apple timecapsule

Or a generic USB HDD.

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Re: Does Microsoft offer an exchange program too?

It's not the fault of designers, but the Beancounters.

Beancounters should ONLY be employed to count and report. Ultimately if they are in charge of decisions they destroy the company. That's what killed most of the UK companies successful in the 1950s.

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Apple

MS copying Apple.

This abusive manufacturing should have been made illegal years ago, with glue limited to parts that never need to be removed for repair.

Batteries barely last 2 years if charged every day and can fail earlier.

It pokes "Repair, Reuse, Recycling" in the Eye.

Fine them AND Apple and the others. This has gone on too long. Rescind the CE mark of anything other than like a greeting card with glued case / display / battery!

Elon Musk reveals Mars colony rocket capable of bringing pizza joints to the red planet

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Alien

So many flaws

Sending "ships" back is stupid. Better and cheaper to make more and use them as ready-to-use materials at destination.

However the very idea is arrogant, elitist, unpractical.

We need to make fairer (the USA, less than 13% of world population, consume 75% resources) and better use of this planet rather than trying to colonise a totally unsuitable one, with an elite of less than 0.0001%, probably more likely 0.0000001% of people.

Insert coin: Atari retro console is coming back

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Re: cut-price Apple-style effort

Intel then sold the StrongARM line to Marvell. Some Marvell SATA chips have ARM cores.

DEC also developed the MS NT Cluster inspired by VAX cluster.

First 64bit NT was for the 64 bit Alpha.

Shame that DEC are gone.

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Kodi

Be better than the garbage Android TV that Sony inflicts on TV owners now instead of their own better SW. I could fill a page with what is wrong with Android TV, short version, apart from privacy the fonts assume desktop use or bigger than 72", it also assumes you don't care about organising 2500 satellite channels (Diseq 4 way) and that Android apps are more important than TV. I bought it to have a TV! I have a phone, tablet, laptop etc.

Why shouldn't it do media too? More sense on a games console than a TV set.

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cut-price Apple-style effort

It doesn't look like a pippin to me (which curiously ran Mac OS, note version 9 and earlier are almost unrelated to Mac OS X*, later OS X then Mac OS. It made the Newton look really successful. The Newton could have be a success if they hadn't hyped the handwriting recognition so much. Maybe needed a bit of a tweek, but it and Archimedes did help launch the ARM CPU.

[Curiously Apple then stuck on 10, presumably liking the X, which came out the same year as Windows XP, really NT 5.1 Windows 2000 was NT 5.0, Server 2003 was NT 5.2 and Vista / Win7 are NT 6.x family. Perhaps that's what MS means when they claim Windows 10 will be the last Windows]

Microsoft HoloLens apps to be piloted with 'Hogwarts for the MoD' chapesses, chaps

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Education specialist Pearson

Or specialist at making money from Education, at high end, rather than Research Machines, Easons etc?

I'm curious.

EU regulators gearing up to slap Google with €1bn fine – reports

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Fines?

Perhaps 10% of turnover per month of non-compliance, or total share value. No point in basing it on "profit". Fines do NOT punish shareholders if they are merely a business cost and can be passed on to customers.

Perhaps fine the top executives 1% of worth per week... (Quango, Gov Agencies, Councils too?)

Fines do work, they just are useless if regarded as a cost of doing business or passed on to customer or taxpayer. They have to hurt the people in charge.

I think there is a lot of other stuff they need fined for too.

Samsung releases 49-inch desktop monitor with 32:9 aspect ratio

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Field of view.

More than about 19" is too wide for reading, and especially reading glasses.

If you want to simulate a real desktop then you need about 1700 pixels high at 200 dpi, or about 2500 pixels high if 300 dpi.

About 133dpi is a minimum if you rely on sub pixel addressing at edges of fonts, but 200 dpi or higher with subpixel addressing on text off is better.

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Vertical resolution 1080

Actually sounds like low visual resolution and less than 1200 vertical is rubbish for WYSIWG documents and PDF.

It's obviously only any use for games.

When we said don't link to the article, Google, we meant DON'T LINK TO THE ARTICLE!

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While we are at it

Can we stop Google scanning entire copyright works and poisoning search results with them and allowing FAR more than fair use to be viewed online.

Also PRIVACY? Single sign in to even non-Google sites using Google. Cookies, Analytics, Android. There is a TRUCKLOAD of stuff to sue Google for in most countries other than USA.

Irrelevant: The OCR versions of stuff Google thinks are public domain are not proofed. They are rubbish quality compared to Gutenberg.

Operators and vendors agree that Europe is falling behind in 5G

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Re: 450MB/sec, 1GB/sec?

Ha, ha!

Only on in Office femto cells and only if no-one else is in. That's fantasy on any frequency that's not pure line of sight and with a pointed aerial panel.

PHYSICS.

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Falling behind on 5G?

Really?

What is MOST needed is not new kit or agreement on what 5G might be or deployment of it. All of that is nearly irrelevant. This really is tired old chestnut now. The only people that will benefit from 5G will be infrastructure equipment sellers. It will have little effect on handset or modem sales.

What is needed is more masts, a single wholesale RAN (would double performance/capacity), and er, more masts.

But better coverage and especially better capacity (smaller cells = more masts) generates almost no extra revenue and probably a drop in profit due to extra operating costs.

What IS needed is more fibre to the home / kerb / premises, not a cabinet 1km to 3km away. Any improvement in mobile needs that anyway to feed all the smaller cells.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but Microsoft's 'Ms Pac-Man beating AI' is more Automatic Idiot

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This achievement seems a bit late.

Though it wouldn't be late if it really was AI. The Chess and Go winning programs are not AI, not in the sense meant in 1950s, 1960s, 1970s, 1980s, 1990s. Any "expert system"* with a big database is now called "AI".

(*Expert System really just meant the programmer tried to codify the expertise of a human expert, they never have been actually "experts", only like parrots remembering which shape is associated with the audio/vocal "doughnut". No parrot has language, they merely associate a list of tokens and objects.

Marissa! Mayer! out! as! Yahoo!-Verizon! closes!

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The Oath portfolio includes

"The Oath portfolio includes HuffPost, Yahoo! Sports, AOL.com, MAKERS, Tumblr, Build Studios, Yahoo! Finance, and Yahoo! Mail."

Presumably also Yahoo Groups and Flickr?

Waymo waves off original Google Firefly driverless car

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Re: Don't hold your breath..

Yes, ships and trains are easier, and ships might be ten years away.

Anything more than five years away, it means they are guessing / wishful thinking.

How does delivery work without a person?

French firm notches up 50km unmanned drone inspection flight

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Flight Corridor

Power lines?

Not an issue for general Aviation congestion then, no pilot wants near them anyway, so an ideal application.

There are also ingenious "robots" that can crawl the live grid cables and others that can add fibre to them. Electricity Network operators seem to be creative geniuses. At college I foolishly thought it would be too boring, not realising:

1) It's not.

2) You get to change job too often and have too much pressure on the leading bleeding edge of tech.

Too late to change my mind now.

Damian Green now heads up UK Cabinet Office

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Cabinet Office

Did it used to be Dept of Administrative Affairs?

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Re: "another PPE graduate from Oxbridge..Parliament formed..exclusively of know-nothing arseholes?"

"They select undergraduates who already think they such gifts to begin with."

I misread that as "they are such gits", sorry.

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Re: Oh bugger!

Transfer that to proper Universities more interested in real Science and Education than reputation and ego.

Specsavers embraces Azure and AWS, recoils at Oracle's 'wow' factor

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Re: Google Docs more expensive than Office 365

Yes, MS may indeed be cheaper.

However relying on the "cloud" and MS instead of their own system might be a false saving. That and the IBM deal may break the law.

There is no evidence that IBM's hyped system delivers anything yet. Specsavers are are essentially going to give IBM data and outcomes (with INFORMED permission of customers?) that eventually IBM MIGHT make sense of.

From landslide to buried alive: Why 2017 election forecasts weren't wrong

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Simple

The only poll that counts, are the actual valid votes cast.

Ban all polls once an election is called.

Uber board: We accept all recommendations. Any execs left to carry them out?

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How did they come up with

All the information on drivers, passengers, trips. In great detail. That's the the valuable stuff.

Most of that should be illegal to store.