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DON’T add me to your social network, I have NO IDEA who you are

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Re: " talking with a scottish accent is unhealthy?"

Kin yer mammy so?

... Stitch that!

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Simple

Delete all your Linkedin content

Create temporarily working email account

Rename name and email

Confirm email change received by temp account

Delete Linkedin

Delete Temp email account

Problem solved.

Repeat with Facebook, Twitter, Google+, Tumblr etc as often as required.

An IRC channel. private skype texts, email and giving some people an FTP account on my "unlimited" hosting plan, and a couple of my own hosted CMS/Blogs with comments and "sign up" disabled is enough for me I have decided.

The Advertisers can stick to regular web advertising, Radio, TV, Billboards, papers etc, though when I am world dictator most of it will be banned and $1M fine per lie. The adverts seem to actually tell you nothing truthful about the product.

All these social networking sites only exist to exploit you. They have no user value at all.

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Frenchies' rash cache clash dashed: US courts trash Android patent bid

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Daft

The original patent is bogus anyway.

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That's no plane wreck, that's a Google Wi-Fi balloon

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Idiots

I hope Google is charged for this.

An aptly named project.

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32,000 motherboards spit passwords in CLEARTEXT!

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worst access code

Actually Sage used to use "letmein" and often people didn't change this.

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US Supremes UPHOLD troll-busting Alice v CLS Bank decision

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Wonderful

Brilliant!

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World still standing? It's been two weeks since Cryptolocker, Gameover Zeus takedown by feds

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Still time?

Today is always a good day to die.

Or clean PC, set up operational procedures, only use 3G dongles via HW Firewall, etc

Switch off (disable) ALL services you don't need ...

www.silentrunners.org

gmer may still be useful?

Never too late to repent. I mean sort it out.

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Amazon's not-actually-3D Fire: Bezos' cash register in YOUR pocket

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PMP features & battery life

Sounds like it could replace my aged Archos 505 WiFi. I'll wait till my Sony Experia I bought S/H for €50 dies.

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Variable perspective

Makes far more sense than Stereoscopic, works for all, less tiring as it's not an illusion (Stereoscopic viewing has the problem that the two images are different, but all elements are at the same focus distance causing unconscious attempts to refocus and thus eye strain)

Also unlike a lenticular Stereoscopic screen could in theory be turned off.

Probably useful for Product Previews. Does Amazon sell much stuff then? :-)

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A future queen, the spy chief behind the Iraq 'dodgy dossier' – and a war base rendezvous

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For youngsters

Morse Code Translator

or folks that thought the Rhythm Method was something only Catholics did.

--... ...-- / -.. . / --. .. ---.. .--- - .-.

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Intel reveals its FrankenChip ARM killer: one FPGA and one Xeon IN ONE SOCKET

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Re: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

No, not a race, all a bit of fun.

I think dual ARM cores a couple of years ago. I only have a bunch of Spartan 3 boards. Adding an External ARM or PIC is better on those as soft CPU eats too much. What I'd like would be 100MHz 14bit ADC and a couple of 100MHz 16 bit DACs built in. And 40hrs battery life :-)

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Xilinx & ARM

Zinq is now practically ancient.

You're late to the party Intel, BTW your Igor may wish to visit the crypt.

Zinq 7000 FPGA & ARM SoC family

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People will happily run malware if paid ONE CENT – new study

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Re: banner ads displayed on random web pages

Like Sourceforge?

"The reality of the security situation right now is that you pick your preferred suite, install it, and count on them to detect the malware."

Er no. Most AV STILL occasionally clobbers systems and still misses new threats and is still frequently bypassed by the User.

We need a fresh approach. For a start I ought NEVER have to worry about clicking on stuff or visiting websites. If it's not something sensibly intended for the Browser it should offer to download (save file). You should NEVER EVER be able to click on stuff to run / install when using a Browser.

One decent Bouncer at the front door instead of all the CPU draining "Security Ware" patrolling the corridors.

"Noscript" helps but my friends complain that it takes too long to "train it" and that they worry they are missing some feature of the Site. (Yes probably Malware!).

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Benign?

You mean like the tool bars, codecs, Ad Ware removers that people install that are just malware?

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Irish court peels off gloves, hands Facebook PROBE request to ECJ

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MS

Microsoft in Ireland has already lodged their OWN complaint with US authorities.

So it's not hearsay.

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London Tech Week: All for the luvvies and the joke's on you, taxpayers

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Re: Tech businesses

Actually Google isn't really a Tech company. Most of their tech as a tech is bought in or irrelevant.

What do they make money out of, and what do they need to make the money?

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Today's get-rich-quick scheme: Build your own bank

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Tesco

Are they really making a bank or reselling someone else?

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Internet of Things fridges? Pfft. So how does my milk carton know when it's empty?

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Re: The internet of fridges

Actually I don't even want my computer connected DIRECTLY to the Internet ever again ...

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Student promises Java key to unlock Simplocker ransomware

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Next step?

How prevalent are malware infected Security tools? I don't think most AV is, though it can slow your computer worse than malware and even remove vital files.

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Microsoft C# chief Hejlsberg: Our open-source Apache pick will clear the FUD

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Re: How weird.

I only once ever posted as an AC. I'm prepared to be ridiculed for my facts and opinions.

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Re: Free the VM two!

Actually the opposite may be true.

The Grand daddy of them was maybe the UCSD p-Code. It can be argued that there is no speed penalty for the majority of a Program running on a P-Code VM. The P-Code will be more compact and load faster than many native codes and is more portable. The VM can manage APIs of the OS and also the different CPU architectures. Easier to port a good PM once and have portable programs.

Davik & Android is another flavour.

In theory too biggest issues are reliability and security. Easier with a P-Code VM to ensure the application doesn't scribble all over the OS or have privileges or pinch stuff it shouldn't.

One can envisage a P-Machine that identifies and caches loops or functions/procedures best optimised as native code. So those portions are compiled at run time. No need to native code almost 98% of the program typically.

Also your SoC or CPU designer can create HW execution for some common P-Code constructs (does ARM Neon do this?). Western Digital implemented a HW UCSD p-code machine with their Bit Slice processor chip set. But that idea fails badly unless you have a 2nd CPU to run a decent OS kernel.

Java/C# may be fine for Applications, but OS Kernel and low level drivers probably better in C++ or even Modula-2 or related languages.

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IoT cup claims 'instant' identification of what's in it

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Re: Wow, El Reg being written by commentards

Which makes it more fun than other sites.

If this works (I'm sceptical), then joking aside it could be useful. Does it actually measure consumption though?

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Re: Patented Algorithm

No, an algorithm is ultimately Mathematics. Which can't and shouldn't be patentable.

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Re: Patented Algorithm

The PC was generic built out of a Catalogue in a few weeks. There was very little that was actually IBM's. That's a major reason for anyone to win making a Clone. But with Lisa/Mac, only the GUI concept was a generic copy.

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Patented Algorithm

Surely the magic sensor is worthy of a patent on this and nothing else.

Why is anyone anywhere allowed to "patent" an algorithm? Copyright the implementation, yes.

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AT&T has Amazon 3D smartphone on lockdown – report

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"could be the biggest thing"

Unlikely as the Stereoscopic mode makes it annoying to nearly 1/5th of people (who don't see the 3D illusion of Stereo images). The 3D illusion via Stereoscopic imagery is tiring for most people and as it's part of screen degrades 2D image mode.

An Amazon phone would need a different USP to this. Will there be an ordinary screen version?

How does it cope with screen rotation in "3D" mode? The LCD shutter glasses with ordinary syncronised screen can work, but I can't see how a lenticular screen works other than at a fixed angle. Any Nintendo 3DS users care to comment?

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Satellite 'net hype ignores realpolitik

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Politcs

Unless your country is size of India, Australia, China, Russia, USA etc you can use an Earth Station in a neighbouring country.

If your LEO sats are Mesh Networked you can definitely put Earth Station in a safe place. Actually jamming these is harder than Geo Sat, which is more outside political control than terrestrial Internet. Iran even tried jamming US uplink to TV satellites over Atlantic feeding Europe and Near East using transmitters based in Cuba. They also tried hill top jammers outside towns. They appear have now abandoned this.

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"Satellite is good for when you're stuck miles away from civilisation "

It's Internet access, but having tested 3 systems, studied it for many years and background in Communication Engineering I can say it's not "Broadband". Internet access without a phone line != broadband. It can be more reliable than Mobile.

Capacity is so low that using "cloud" services, video streaming, Steam etc is impossible due to the low caps (often hourly, daily and weekly as well as monthly).

However LEO works better than "Project Loon" (more reliable and more capacity) but unless the fleet has hundreds of "Sats" the capacity will be poorer than one Geo Ka spot beam. The Ka based Geo Sats have of course rubbish latency, but each sat is perhaps 200x capacity of a LEO satellite.

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London commuter hell will soon include 'one card to rule them all'

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I'd bet it will be flawed.

It will occasionally crash so you can't travel at all.

It will be hacked.

It will erode privacy.

Because it's not optical contactless nefarious 3rd parties will be able to monitor you or worse.

I'd use a combination of optical code and NF wireless tech and store only an ID on it split between optical code and NFC. That ID would log you in to database which would only store salted hashes of the ID. Ok you can still be tracked by the system owner, but not by 3rd parties and there would be nothing much to hack other than normal secure server.

But what do I know? I'm not a Taxpayer funded incubator with an expensively chosen name.

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Blame WWI, not Bin Laden, for NSA's post-9/11 intel suck

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Re: it feels like they have been with us forever - endless war

Eventually though the CapCom alliance will be facing off against the rest. Putin is temporary.

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Re: Not only the US mate

Some say She invented the Police State concept.

Much later Churchill was perhaps first to see value of international data hoovering. He set up an procedure to have copies of ALL international Telegraph traffic, perhaps even before WWI. See also Room 40 codebreaking (from 1914).

"When Churchill was made First Lord of the Admiralty in 1911 he was already deeply concerned about German militarism, in particular Kaiser Wilhelm's determination to build a powerful navy. Germany had never been much of a seafaring nation and the Kaiser's plans seemed to represent something more sinister than battleship envy."

"Room 40 played an important role in several naval engagements during the war, notably in detecting major German sorties into the North Sea that led to the battles of Dogger Bank and Jutland as the British fleet was sent out to intercept them. However its most important contribution was probably in decrypting the Zimmermann Telegram, a telegram from the German Foreign Office sent via Washington to its ambassador Heinrich von Eckardt in Mexico.

This interception had been made possible a few hours after Britain entered the war by the cable ship Alert (though often incorrectly attributed to the Telconia), which stood off the German coast and cut the five telegraph cables connecting Germany with Spain, Tenerife and New York"

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Google in talks to nail Virgin as 'partner' in satellite internet plan

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Re: Hmm. Already happening

Rhetorical question I suppose.

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Hmm. Already happening

Like Astra's OB3, but using a new launcher.

Eutelsat is sceptical about OB3, but then Astra is their biggest competitor, so they would say that.

I guess Virgin Galactic has more publicity value than Astra.

http://www.ses.com/15513897/o3b-networks-first-launch

http://www.satellitetoday.com/telecom/2014/01/29/o3b-completes-successful-live-test-of-broadband-on-4glte-networks/

Capacity (Cap) will be low once subscribers are added. Internet access, but not real Broadband.

I wonder what the "catch" will be? Google isn't altruistic at all. They must see money in this.

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LEAKED: Redmond not allowed to sell 'Nokia' smartphones after 2015

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Bear in Woods etc.

We knew this, but perhaps not exact details.

MS has paid a lot for something Nokia wanted to dump.

Nokia still exists. Who knows what they will do next?

Paper

Welly boots

TVs

Sat Boxes

Computers

Phones

They still do Network Infrastructure.

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Psst. We've got 400Gb/s Ethernet working - but don't tell anyone

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Mobile Fantasy

"mobile phone networks that will want to stream large numbers of 4K video streams to subscribers"

There is no mobile tech than can stream more than approximately ONE 4K stream on a Mast sector, and that needs largest size channel and perfect signal. Typically you only need 400Mbps (peak) for a multi-sector mast with 20MHz channels. Most masts will struggle to use up 100Mbps of backhaul peak. The Headline Mobile speeds are frequently on very unlikely configurations and 1 user. Probably 1Gbps backhaul "future proofs" a mast.

HFC (DOCSIS 3.0 cable cabinet fibre fed), VDSL, FTTx etc benefit from this. Mobile not at all.

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Sealed with an XSS: I gave TweetDeck a heart attack, says teen comp sci boff Firo

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BBC

They are breaking their charter because they constantly promote the Proprietary, pointless and COMMERCIAL 3rd party Facebook and Twitter.

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MIGHTY SOLAR FLARES fail to DESTROY CIVILISATION. Yes!

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Re: Stone Age?

No Satellite TV would also be possible outcome.

Or GPS (nothing like as high, so much less vulnerable).

or any other Satellite based service if the Belch is bad enough.

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Stephen Fry MADNESS: 'New domain names GENERATE NEW IP NUMBERS'

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Ansible etc

IPv6

two problems:

1) It's badly designed, that's why a slow uptake.

2) When we figure how to make Ansibles the IPV6 space isn't big enough.

3) It's nothing like near infinite if it does become as ubiquitous as Bluetooth or 3.5mm jackplugs. What if Apple gives 2 x IPV6 to every Beats headphone? (One for each ear).

P.S.

Is Stephen Fry "clever" at all? Or just a pleasant Actor. Hint, he is only Acting the part of Jeeves.

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'CAPTAIN CYBORG': The wild-eyed prof behind 'machines have become human' claims

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Re: Was the Turing test supposed to be a real test?

Best put comment I've ever read on Turing Test and AI.

Have a beer or liquid refreshment of your choice.

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Re: Not Turing's finest hour

Also it may be like a Program able to play Chess, that passing the Turing test can be solved without any recourse to AI.

You know how Google Translate works compared to how people tried to build machine translation for 30+ years? A big rossetta stone and search. Not clever parsing and grammar.

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Microsoft poised to take Web server crown from Apache

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Re: "Microsoft poised to take Web server crown from Apache"

Interestingly though we found the "AMP" parts of LAMP easy to install on Win2K server and Win2003 server and ran Linux PHP apps unchanged. Easier than IIS + MSSQL.

Obviously this is a nonsense metric. Only "real" web sites not part funded by Microsoft count.

Companies with Sharepoint / Exchange are not representative either as they are locked into MS forever (effectively, in reality it's possible to switch) and often get special volume discounts.

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Apple is KILLING OFF BONKING, cries mobe research dude

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No thanks for NFC

Credit & Debit cards already have NFC, Lidl accepts NFC Debit cards.

But it's an inherently less secure tech than sticking the card in the slot. Almost no advantage.

NFC on a phone is even sillier.

NFC is good for Warehouse pallets. Which it was invented for. Stupid for payments and individual products (barcodes are far cheaper and more privacy secure in the retail context ).

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Facebook's new self-destructing pic app SELF-DESTRUCTS

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Delusional

Snap it with another phone.

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EU privacy A-Team tells Google: Get a grip and obey OUR laws

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Re: Oh Thank You Rubbish EU

Nothing to do with EU. You must be reading Daily Mail or UKIP press releases.

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Ukrainian teen created in lab passes Turing Test – famous nutty prof

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Re: Language skills?

As well as that doubt was cast on the concept of Touring test YEARS ago when Eliza was written. Given the quality of Reality TV and Soaps you need an expert.

IMO even when the "The Touring Test" can be passed well enough fool experts, it doesn't mean anything about progress on AI, just progress on simulation of conversation. Just like Chess was thought to need AI and Alan Turing himself proved it didn't.

I think anyway Alan Turing's comment was an off the cuff statement rather than anything with any mathematical proof, unlike his paper about solvable & unsolvable problems illustrated with the infinite paper tape driven computer. ("Turing Machine").

Of course Kevin Warwick involved makes one think it may be ill-informed hype.

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The Strippers, Unicorn Computers and Martian Watches of Computex

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Re: Doomed?

Yes, because Wireless Charging is an expensive gimmick. It needs a power supply and cable. Not hard to plug cable directly or have a speaker + keyboard charging dock.

Wireless Charging is an expensive low functionality wireless dock. It's in reality no more wireless than a Cordless kettle.

Also if travelling a "Wireless" Charger is more bulky to carry than an ordinary USB or jack based charger. I wish Phone and Kindle had 2.5mm jack as well as USB as a Charging option.

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FIGHT! Intel disputes ARM's claims of Android superiority

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Re: Superior?

Not particularly if you compare Like with Like running Native code. The Problem with MIPS and Alpha (in NT3.5 / NT 4.0) was lack of native versions and also the x86 only Win3.x and Win9x were the main MS OS then. NT3.5 and NT3.51 rarely used other than servers. NT4.0 started to see much higher Workstation penetration but hampered by MS and Channel promoting Win9x to Business (It originally was really meant to be Home Gaming OS). Win9x even killed the Pentium Pro which ran NT4.0 great but was a pig on Win9x because so much of it was really 16 bit Win3.1 with Explorer Shell.

The Pentium Pro even outperformed the later PII running Win98 or NT4.0 if running NT4.0 and 32bit applications. The cost of RAM also help kill the Pentium Pro too.

SPARC or MIPS or PowerPC etc have been Niche products for years now. Even routers and Set-boxes rarely use MIPS now, that was last major market for MIPS. Apple abandoned Power PC 10 years ago? Oracle doesn't care about SPARC.

Of course no-one will make a tablet with SPARC or MIPS or PowerPC unless a new insanely cheap SoC version of those is released for a Tablet.

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Re: I am so sick of Intel's whining about ARM versus Atom or CISC whatever

Intel still has an ARM licence.

It's not at all about Licence fees but Ego and Margin.

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Re: Mobile Soc

They did already.

"I hope intel make a mobile ARM SoC using their best technology soon."

Fixed it for you.

Intel have made ARM.

They didn't sell all ARM to Marvell

They had a great RISC of their own design (i960)

They have an ARM Licence.

Their biggest assets are not x86 and Itanium etc but Process Technology, Marketing and Industry relationships. So it's pure stupid ego that they don't make an ARM Soc. It would add some genuine competition and we would then get better stuff from AMD, Qualcomm, Samsung etc.

x86 due to marketing clout and "PC Compatibility" killed off "better" CPUs such as 680xx series, PowerPC, MIPS, Alpha and Alpha64, Sparc etc.

Now we don't so much need legacy x86 Compatibily as Win 8.x isn't that compatible compared with XP, which unlike previous MS OS which went past "Sell by" and "Use By" has been publicly "hung drawn and quartered".

So a good time for Intel to put their might behind ARM instead of polishing the T**d

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Londoners urged to cut landlines and take up wireless broadband

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Purely Anectodal

Some people will be lucky and have good signal and underused masts. You want to hope Three doesn't notice or they might turn of the mast.

They need more subscribers than that to make a profit. But early days yet for selling 4G. You'll see :(

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