Re: No video?
10 squids a month, me old mackerel, should suffice.
537 posts • joined 22 Nov 2007
10 squids a month, me old mackerel, should suffice.
The video can be seen on the beeb. If you can't find it, you're a cabbage!
The abstract is linked at the bottom of the "article"; move your mouse cursor over the underlined "hyperlink" thingy... and, maybe, click it !
Any Playmobile reconstruction should seriously remain in your head. It's not funny any more. I could say "you're holding it wrong", but that's not funny either. Please don't link to XCK/Dilbert/Peanuts they're not funny either.
Seriously Lewis? You're Ed now, you reckon reposting articles, almost verbatim, in order *just* to present 70's redtop head & strap lines, is the way forward?
I'm seriously thinking of cancelling my subscription!.............
"from the get go?"
From the start.
For fucks sake, it's not difficult is it?
"they have architectured"
Please go and wash your mouth out!
In there with chocolate fire-guards, leprechauns & Dell uptime stats.
Give me IBM kit any day
Quick lookup shows it's not a UK GOV website:
canonical name www-gov-uk.map.fastly.net.
Domain Whois record
Queried whois.ja.net with "www.gov.uk"...
No such domain www.gov.uk
Sadly, monsewer AC, I have to agree. Unfortunately El Reg has recently become, with the exception of Andrew's articles (Not all - don't get cocky now), just a clickbait aggregator. There's precious little original work.
We understand your need for ad revenue, but please don't take the piss.
Hello Yoda, long see, no time.
Top quality post. Have one on me =========>
PS Ever thought about approaching Lewis for a job on the strap-line team?
That's wrong, so wrong.. It's like picking on the schoolchild with the leg-irons.
The knobhead that bought the Porsche Cayenne or the dickheads that buy Audi Q7's ?
"After we reported the latest iPad rumors on Thursday morning,"
A) Reporting rumours is not "reporting"
B) Rumours is not spelt "rumors"
Nope, it says what it says and it's appalling grammar.
Parsing error, unable to parse "complete bollocks above" REDO from start...
I'm sure you'll get upvoted as, generally, sheeple do tend to run with the herd. I'll probably be massively downvoted, however here goes: Please stop:
"You're <insert whatever the fuck you like here> it wrong"
It was moderately funny for a week after the Polo-Necked twat responded to the original complainants email, but not now.
My next lecture is at the Wigmore Hall
This is the title:
"Apple's tops target list for litigious patent trolls"
Whatever happened to the English language?
"and if you buy one outright for £340 you'll save several hundred knicker."
Nicker = Slang for a pound Sterling.
Knicker = What a lady wears. Unless, of course, she's wearing a fur coat.
I'm waiting patiently for some of your gleeful excoriating comments.
You are attacked by a Grue!
PS "asshats"? You've found a reliable source for the straw bonnets worn by the Donkeys on Skeg-Vegas beach?
So that = 6,600 sales?
They could retire on that.
Not in my lifetime...
Leaving aside the shouty bit, oh and the linking of the ISS & Walmart. It costs to get mass up there, DON'T MAKE NO NEVERMIND TO BRUNG IT BACK DOWN AGIN, GRANDPA!
Hey man, the 20th century called to see if you were still Compos Mentis.
Had to say "No", sorry.
Oh do grow up!
They make mobile phones. That's it. They make mobile phones.
They're neither attempting to subvert your offspring, nor paint Big Ben magnolia!!
They could, in fact, be modelling Tutus for all the relevance your post has to the article.
There, it's not difficult, is it?
The BBC is not state owned.
PS Nor is it state funded
Oh, nothing that the 1990's wouldn't recognise....
Already Moved on...
The Grauniad contact this Florian geezer when they need info on software/IT patent issues and, presumably, he replies. They consult, he replies, he's a consultant.
Can't attest to his accuracy etc. but, by definition, he's really is a consultant.
You OTOH, by presuming that The Guardian actually has "technical credibiity" in the first place, fail at the first hurdle.
Nonsense, one could use one's digit instead of a stylus on any number of Palm models.
Hell, even Amstrad beat them on that score.
The revisionist twats comment is just childish.
But worth every penny.
Oh, and I'm not anonymous. You twat.
Now I despise Microsoft as much as the next man, but your comment really takes the biscuit.....
It's rather akin to the poor arsehole trying to make a cup of tea who was in tears because the gas cooker wouldn't fill his kettle with water.
Pedantic - maybe.
Wrong - Not.
RDP: See RFC 908 (1984)
"MS" RDP is a proprietary protocol running over port 3389 (Terminal Services)
My keyboard is probably older than you. I hate revisionist twats.
Quite how you used "Reliable Datagram Protocol" to remote to a PC is beyond me.
Terminal Services is not RDP!
of course, is Eadon:
MICROSOFT FAIL YADDA YADDA
Even for click-bait.
There's a rumour that Samsung is not the chip supplier for some shite idevice* and it's a 700 word article. The SGS4 is due to launch in a few days; we see fuck nothing, other than a snide article on wireless charging.
Please cancel my subscription
Routing around physical damage from a laser is what I understand from TFA. Modern processors (or SoC) are tiny, and tend to be surrounded by laser reflecting heatsinks, gold, silver and tin contact material. You'd have to be pretty accurate with your laser to cause the self healing to initiate, assuming that the stuff you lasered through, to get to the chip, was also capable of self healing.........
At Ferranti in the 70's & 80's EMP proof processors were developed for use in computers, comms equipment & targeting devices. Those babies could carry on during & after a nuclear airblast. However it was accepted that if the equipment was close enough to be physically damaged....
Dell streak, wonderful & useful device, rather reminiscent of the jolly old motorcycle ashtray.
We're all so with you on this, have one
Young Eadon should take a chill pill first, then either get his lobotomy reversed, or his wisdom teeth put back in!
Please add "note to self" to your diary.. & include this text within:
When you've fucked up your grammar/spelling - don't respond to the person who points it out, it just makes you look like a tit.
Not since Windows 3.1, that was the last time I can recall trying it.
I've never met anyone who has declaimed "I have a Python web app" (presumably followed by breathing on their knuckles and polishing them on their Christmas cardie) has anyone else here?
PS If, when someone exclaims "I have a Python web app" & you are unable to immediately ascertain, from the choices/options you mention, what the FTG means - try asking - he'll surely explain in excruciating detail.
@ David W.
I quite agree, there's been an awful lot of frothing at the mouth here, generally by people who really haven't checked their facts.
I was also under the impression that Python is the name of a programming language, not a "Brand".
We here know, as does any fule, that religious beliefs are the work of the devil.
Could you ensure your insurance?
Are you in the right place?
Best you check your bookmarks, this is El Reg not Macforums..
With Google putting out much cheaper phones
Surely Google are just HTC re-badgers.
UK billion or US billion?
wealth beyond the dreams of avarice.
Avarice = Greed
How can you dream of riches beyond the dreams of greed?