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Official: Cloud computing invented by two technophobic old geezers

Monday 25th February 2013 10:03 GMT bRick

Sigh... so no security or backup or guarantee that their data will always be available? No tech support, and a file structure that probably only makes sense to themselves? With no real search function?

The only thing they have invented is a massive risk to their business.

I'm sure lots of people had data up on megaupload saying "why would we pay for this when we can get it for free?", I wonder what their doing now? Probably looking for a new job

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Tesla's Elon Musk v The New York Times, Round 2

Friday 15th February 2013 16:29 GMT bRick

The only fair way to test it would be to take the exact same amount of money that was spent fueling the electric car and spend it on petrol, and then trying to repeat the journey in a petrol car.

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LOHAN lifts skirt on 3D printed parts

Friday 10th February 2012 12:35 GMT bRick

REPRAP

Why not build a REPRAP opensource 3d printer instead!?!

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'Something may come through' dimensional 'doors' at LHC

Friday 6th November 2009 23:58 GMT bRick

We already know

We already know it doesn't work- because in one of the parallel universes the LHC wouldn't have had that glitch that we had last September...

So if it had worked that dimension would have already invaded ours ages ago.

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Punked US Chamber sues faux press release pranksters

Wednesday 28th October 2009 10:23 GMT bRick

publicity

THERE. IS. NO. SUCH. THING. AS. BAD. PUBLICITY.

The yes men should be overjoyed by this- the very banning of it will ensure that it is always available on the internet somewhere

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Toilet texting not a faux pas, declares Intel

Tuesday 20th October 2009 15:59 GMT bRick

say what

Brings a whole new meaning to "Surf and Turf"

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Neanderthal woman could whup Schwarzenegger

Monday 19th October 2009 19:03 GMT bRick

Lets Settle This

Tell you what, lets settle this once and for all with a race:

First one to the moon and back wins

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Monday 19th October 2009 15:59 GMT bRick

Rubbish

I wonder if "spiked shoes, a special track, a strict training regime, and money and glory to spur him on" are on par to "running away for things trying to eat you and running after things you are trying to eat"

I'm sure Bolt could squeeze out a few more km/h if second place had sharp teeth and an insatiable appitite for human flesh...

I would also argue that Schwarzenegger has a little more than 10% more muscle than the average man...

But hey, never let facts get in way of psedoscience!

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