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* Posts by Duncan

7 posts • joined 21 Nov 2007

Zaphod Beeblebrox home sun 'shrinking', may have blown up

Duncan
Coat

Belgium, man! Belgium!

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LG 42LF7700 HD TV

Duncan
Happy

Competition fine print

This bit of small print from the Reg competition to win this TV amuses me:

"You agree to answer five questions on camera concerning your experience with the 42LF7700 and to allow the resulting video to be shown by LG and Register Hardware."

Isn't that a bit hopeful that the winner is going to be a) photogenic and b) vaguely comfortable in front of a camera?

"Tell us why you like this fine LG product?"

"Ermmm... Ummm... well.... it's a flipping great screen; innt?"

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NetApp changes name to NetApp

Duncan
Boffin

Well, for people of a certain age...

It's obviously a Space Invaders base.

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Supersonic stealth jumpjet rolls off production line

Duncan
IT Angle

What's relevance to The Register here?

Lewis is obviously obsessed with the military, but what the heck has it got to do with an IT news website? At least the eeeeeeepc girl has an IT angle!

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Media player users beware: more vulns ahead

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Stop

Winamp version 3.5?

I assume you mean 5.3 - there is no such thing as 3.5, Winamp 3 died before it got that far.

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Police arrest Welsh counterfeit music threesome

Duncan
Boffin

@ TeeCee

<geometry pedant>

It doesn't matter how many points you add, it can never be a ring, only a more accurate approximation to one...

</geometry pedant>

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Yes! It's the USB retro-style vacuum cleaner

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Thumb Down

Doesn't suck...

This appeared on The Gadget Show a while back - in a conclusion that will come as a surprise to no one; it was deeply rubbish...

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