* Posts by richard furze

3 publicly visible posts • joined 20 Nov 2007

Share your 2024 tech forecasts (wrong answers only) to win a terrible sweater

richard furze

Rollback technology to 1980s levels?

1. To support old people:

Help desk's will not assume the customer uses an email address or can access a website.

Banks will reopen on the high street rather than making you use an app on your smart phone.

Self-service checkouts will be removed entirely from shops (but see 5), and transactions will become human centred agin.

2. Layers of middle management will be re-introduced into companies after it is recognised that google sheets and google docs do not capture an organisations tacit knowledge, and that middle managers were worth the wisdom of their years.

3. Software development will revert to good old waterfall model and all agile development approaches will be thrown out as rubbish because they encode unconsious bias and because agile is shown to be part of a plot where software engineers get rid of project managers who know nothing about linux. Stakeholder documents & Requirements documents will fill shelves and be ignored again by the coders.

4. It will become easy to set up an account on the UK HMRC/Government portal.

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5. Crypto currency will replace fiat currency in all Marks & Spencer outlets. Old folk will be left wandering around the store wondering how as well as where to pay.

Tiscali hits 'undo' after bandwidth throttling chokes iTunes

richard furze
Unhappy

AOL UK dead slow too

Anyone else experencing dead slow AOL UK (i.e. provided for by Carphone Warehouse) Broadband in the last week or two?

This is getting beyond a joke.

MoD defends £5bn IT system

richard furze
IT Angle

MOD Requirements Process

After having worked close to Mod, and also having worked in various commercial organisations as well - such as the ill-fated NR (!!) for example, I can safely say that MoD requirements process is the best there is, and the technical advice MoD receive is second to none.

I can only imagine that EDS have MoD by the short and curly's yet again, and that their 'consultants' are about as experienced as a twenty-something year old graduate can be - i.e. - not.

Time and time again it seems that gargantuan government IT projects are ill-defined and unmanageable. Hence the need for an adaptive, responsive requirements process. Companies like EDS are just interested in the bottom line. They prefer an outdated waterfall aproach, or else charge for any changes.