* Posts by Graham Bartlett

1643 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Mar 2007

Glider pilot 'swallowed camera memory' say plunge tragedy cops

Graham Bartlett

Re: What a fool

In fairness, she could well have been getting her own gear together and not particularly watching them set up. So it might only have been afterwards that she realised she'd not seen them hang-check.

The two main people responsible though are the instructor and the "nose-man". Hang-gliders are tricky (although not impossible) to set up for launch on your own, and stray gusts can catch you unawares when you're getting ready, so usually you have someone holding the nose-wires of the glider to keep it under control. That person is responsible for checking that you've done your checks, including holding the glider while you hang-check, and visually scanning the glider for obvious rigging faults. If this guy didn't have someone helping him launch, that's an important safety element missing - especially if he's doing this for a living.

Star Trek's Wesley Crusher blasts Google+ landgrab

Graham Bartlett

Re: To quote Jean-Luc Picard

I'm amazed it took until the second page before someone said that!

Nympho hauled to loon-cooler after serial bonkathon brutality

Graham Bartlett

Re: How inappropriate!

If 47 is "old people" round your way, I suspect you're not long out of school. To a major degree, it's like hacking. You might not be as pretty to look at, but you're a whole lot more effective in action.

Cue the "she was only a coder's girlfriend, but she knew what to do with a dangling pointer" jokes...

(Oh all right then, let's have another - "she was only a TCP/IP expert, but she was stacked".)

Want to be a better marksman? Play shooting games

Graham Bartlett

Re: Well bugger me sideways

Plenty of pilots have indeed used PC-grade flight sims to practise. And *all* commercial and military pilots have used pro-grade flight sims to practise.

YouView: You're delayed - Sugar

Graham Bartlett

Quelle surprise

Wow, an update of the Em@iler idea of moving something into a dedicated bit of hardware. And again, it's shonky, late and lacking in features compared to what people expect now.

Study finds water cycle accelerating with warming

Graham Bartlett

Re: Accelerating the water cycle = more fresh water

Assuming someone will build a megaproject water pipeline spanning thousands of miles to get that extra water from the wetter areas to the dryer areas, through some of the poorest countries in the world and in some of the harshest conditions. Since us Brits (who aren't short a bob or two) can't manage to build a pipeline from the north to the south through a few hundred miles of well-tamed farmland, I'd say that plan was SOL, wouldn't you?

Lytro light field camera

Graham Bartlett

Re: Crime scene photography

Except that one of the reasons they take lots of shots is so they've got good-quality pictures of everything. Not gonna work if you're only getting webcam-quality, regardless of whether you can shift the focus.

Graham Bartlett
Pint

Re: Jez San...

You beat me to it!

Never played Starglider 1, mind, but that was only because Starglider 2 had just come out when I got my Amiga.

Killers laugh in face of death penalty threat, say US experts

Graham Bartlett
Mushroom

Re: don't underestimate the lawyers

Lawyers don't (always) enjoy it, but they're required by law to do it. Everyone being prosecuted gets a lawyer - that's one of the basic requirements of a fair trial. So the court system says "We need a lawyer for him. Mr Smith, you're not busy, so you're doing it." You aren't allowed to say no. And if you don't do your job of defending him properly, then (a) he could get released on appeal, (b) you could be struck off as a lawyer for not doing your job, or even (c) you could actually be prosecuted for contempt of court.

Stray SMS leads to aborted landing

Graham Bartlett
Happy

Re: So how close are we to the new cockpit paradigm?

So no-one's going to hijack a plane BECAUSE THEY MIGHT KILL A PUPPY....

Techie stages 'strip down' protest at TSA 'harassment'

Graham Bartlett
Pint

Re: a tad too far

I don't think they call it "tossing off" for ladies. Although it's a better kind of customer service than I've ever had from immigration. How do you know which direction she was facing, though?

Unemployed offered money to watch grass grow

Graham Bartlett

Re: An automatic lawnmower...

Maybe it's just me, but doesn't $3K seem a lot to spend on a lawnmower? You can easily get a bloke to do it for twenty quid (say thirty dollars). That gets you 100 lawn-mows for the same price, which I suspect is more than you'd get out of the robot lawnmower before something important went wrong with it.

Austrian village considers a F**king name change

Graham Bartlett

And then there's Penistone, in South Yorkshire.

Not to mention an American mountain range called "the Tits", whose biggest mountain is "Big Tit" (that's the Teton range and Grand Teton).

On the cross-language thing though, our school ski party were hysterical that in Zell-am-See, the electrical appliance store across from our hotel was called Electrodick.

Global chocolate crisis looms

Graham Bartlett
Happy

Re: Don't panic Mr Mainwaring!

"Coca Mountain": That wasn't white chocolate powder you bought, you know...

Hold on, Booker prize judges - Stob's penned a steampunk hit

Graham Bartlett
Pint

"Chapter One" by Lou and Peter Berryman

(Courtesy of the strangest songwriters on the planet...)

Chapter one my lunch begun I chewed my food and wrote

Chapter two my salad thru I ate my morning coat

Chapter three I drank some tea and then I ate the cup

Chapter four inhaled the door and threw the hinges up

Chapter five I downed a chive and half a beef burgoo

Chapter six I had to fix a bowl o' cola stew

Chapter seven cracked eleven eggs and ate the yokes

Chapter eight I licked the plate and sucked a case o' cokes

Chapter nine I had some wine and as my body shook

Chapter ten I ate my pen and polished off the book

In all our hides a book resides they say, and I allow

There wasn't one when I'd begun but there's one in me now

Hacker jailed for 32 months for attack on abortion-provider site

Graham Bartlett

Re: Need for debate doesn't justify criminal behaviour

"Dehumanising"

Since it is not human (in the opinion of medical experts specialising in foetal development and in the opinion of UK and US law, oh and my opinion too) this is not actually possible. The fact that it will become a human, assuming nothing bad happens during pregnancy, does not mean that it is a human at this point. It's impossible to emphasise enough how utterly wrong, evil and stupid the idea of "life begins at conception" is.

You might also be interested to know that the vast majority of abortions in the UK are carried out before 12 weeks, well before a foetus could ever survive outside the womb.

Android Trojan distracts Japanese with anime and porn

Graham Bartlett

Hentai

Those Japanese, eh? When you're looking at anime and you invite that tentacle into your home, you never quite know where it's going to end up...

CAPITALISM without PROFITS - Welcome to the Instagram Era!

Graham Bartlett

Re: I thought is was...

Nope, just a regular sort of joke like the BOFH.

Real-time movie FX editing on the Flash PCIe cards

Graham Bartlett

Re: this is silly

An ordinary GPU *is* enough. It took a lot less than a modern GPU to make the FX for everything from Tron to T2. Something with the same spec as WETA Digital's setup for the first LotR film is within reach for a keen and well-heeled amateur. The crucial ingredient is time. Halo doesn't look like Avatar simply bcos playing Halo needs a new frame at least every 100ms, and at that it's pretty ropey. But if you're rendering CGI, it doesn't matter if each frame takes a week to generate - you can generate frames a week at a time and print them as they arrive. The only questions are how long you want it to take for the render, and how realistic your CGI models are (both of physical items, and of laws of physics).

Graham Bartlett

Re: Dumb Question: Why not more RAM ?

Quicker to write, sure, but the idea of caching is that you're reducing the amount of writing. On the read side, they'll both be the same speed.

And not cheaper. Quick Google suggests £3 per GB for DDR3, and under £1 per GB for pen drives.

Death Star dinosaur aliens could rule galaxy

Graham Bartlett

Re: Why somewhere else?

But if it came from somewhere else, how did *that* get started...? Either it's possible to evolve life from building blocks, or it isn't. If it is, then all the building blocks existed on Earth so there's no particular obstacle. If it isn't, then someone outside the Universe set it up.

TBH, chirality is just one of the "why on earth is it like that?" evolutionary oddities, like the blind spot in the human retina. I've no argument with people looking for better reasons, but it's a mistake to think that "it just happened that way" is not an equally valid answer.

Dot-London squeaks under ICANN deadline

Graham Bartlett

Re: Why does London need a TLD?

But if we're not looking at TLDs for Tokyo, New York, the SF/LA Bay area, etc., then why a moderately large mostly-suburban city in a fairly small not-particularly-important country?

Graham Bartlett
Facepalm

Why does London need a TLD?

London isn't even in the top 20 of world's largest cities (according to Wikipedia) - it's around the same size as Tehran, Istanbul, Rio de Janeiro and Lagos, and it's well behind Beijing at number 20. What makes London more deserving than Tokyo, Shanghai or New York?

I'm glad the government isn't directly pissing money away on this. I'm less happy that this is coming from a not-for-profit which doesn't mention where their funding comes from (making me suspicious that it's government-funded) and which cost taxpayers £6m last year in a reneging-on-pensions scandal.

Sweden: talk, text and drive? OK

Graham Bartlett
Pint

Re: A few points

"Ban speedos"...

Too right sport. Don't want yer mate ta ask yer ta rub suncream inta his back when he's wearing budgie smugglas.

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Vintage alien tech crash-lands in field

Graham Bartlett

The man from Alpha Centauri he say

Triffic! </stoke-accent>

SpaceX taps Texas for 'commercial Cape Canaveral' site

Graham Bartlett

Environmental impact?

Firstly the occasional rocket is unlikely to be a serious competitor to the local international airport for emissions. And secondly, I know I'm no expert but that area really looks like a few hundred miles of feck all in every direction. So long as you're not building on the coastal areas, losing a few square miles of undifferentiated scrubland is not a big deal.

In fact it might even be better for the environment. The large area of swamp closed to the public around Cape Canaveral has become a de-facto nature reserve, simply bcos there's no people stomping around there and shooting stuff.

Whisky IN SPAAAAACE: Zero-G Scotch is matured aboard the ISS

Graham Bartlett
Pint

Beat me to it. You're sending alcohol into space with a bunch of sex-deprived Russians, and you expect it to survive two years untouched? Riiiight...

'Don't break the internet': How an idiot's slogan stole your privacy...

Graham Bartlett

Re: Ownership of data

Sure it is. But you have the question of what's "private" once it's left your PC. Most people would argue that a published website is "public". Public Facebook posts? Probably, too. Facebook posts to your friends only? Unsure. Facebook messages? Tricky - it's between two people, but the data is always held on a third party's machine. Emails? Even more tricky. Text messages? Or files shared across wireless networks? At what point do you need a search warrant, or permission for a wire-tap, or what else...?

Commodore founder Jack Tramiel dies at 83

Graham Bartlett

Re: Headed Commodore and Atari yet forgotten

Simple reason - Apple and Microsoft are still around. The others aren't. With the exception of Tramiel, all the others were one-hit wonders. And Tramiel was a two-hit wonder.

None of them saw the need to sell their existing product *AND* build on that success sustainably. So Acorn died by not working sustainably, and Sinclair, Commodore, Amstrad and Atari died by producing a load of shite that no-one wanted.

Aliens Blu-ray disc set

Graham Bartlett

Yeah, just you.

Colonists part wasn't strictly necessary, but it was good scene-setting. We got to see a base which *wasn't* just bullet-scarred dark tunnels, which made how it looked when the marines got there more significant.

More time with Ripley after she's revived, adjusting to a world where her daughter has grown old and died without her, and where everything she knows (she's a pilot and a techie, remember?) is obsolete.

The automatic guns scene worked for me. Always wondered why the aliens didn't just come in the front door. Now I know.

Significantly extended final battle with the alien queen. The part where the two break apart and circle round each other looking for weaknesses is superb. It shows the alien *is* smart, not just a shark with legs. And that makes it a duel, not just a brawl.

More chat with the marines and Ripley, hence more character. The marines had a lot of shooting and dying to do, but precious little character. Even the most vocal ones (Hicks, Hudson, Vasquez) were fairly 2D.

Newt isn't just an annoying little kid, she's clearly traumatised *and* she's a survivor with important intel for the marines. She gets more to do than just run away and scream. And she's important for Ripley, who's only recently "lost" her actual daughter.

And Bishop gets more time too. The original didn't make much out of Bishop's android-ness. The extended version does.

So yeah, fraid it's probably you. ;)

Graham Bartlett

Re: Well, I'm happy to disappint you.

Bzzt!

Actually Hudson...

Graham Bartlett

No making-of docu?!

Dunno about the full set, but I got the Aliens DVD (not Blu-Ray) a couple of years back, and it had some great "making-of" stuff on there. Essential viewing in these days of green-screen and CGI, when the powerlifter-vs-queen fight is *really* being staged between 10-foot-tall constructions, with Sigourney Weaver inside, and all controlled by a couple of dozen experts with hydraulics, control lines and sheer brute force. Also for the sets, particularly the loading bay, which again these days would be inserted in CGI but back then were actually built. The actors' training segment was also pretty fun, talking about the guy playing Apone (an ex-sergeant) basically putting them through boot camp so they'd look and behave like actual soldiers.

If they've deleted that from the Blu-Ray, I recommend not buying it.

'Super rogue wave' scuppers Lego pirate

Graham Bartlett

YouTube?

Anyone want to do a YouTube version for those that don't have/want a MOV viewer?

Prehistoric monster snake crushed prey under 1.5 Brooklyn Bridges

Graham Bartlett
Happy

One mighty gulp...

More than a few people who'd happily eat Jennifer Lopez. And I'm sure they'd beat the snake to it. *cough*

ONE MILLION YEARS B.C. - Humans begin artificial CO2 emissions

Graham Bartlett

Not really - steam engines were an entirely-British invention. Sure, if the Brits hadn't done it then someone else would have later, but it was Brits every step of the way. Savery came up with a first draft but never got it working, Newcomen got it working for pumping mines, Watt made major improvements for serious industrial use, Trevithick upped the pressure to make the engines smaller and more efficient (and hence suitable for locomotives), and the Stephensons got railways working properly.

Runtastic Push Up

Graham Bartlett

All very well

But if you work on one muscle group without also working on the counteracting muscle group, you'll get a strange out-of-kilter look, and possibly other problems too. Push-ups work your pecs, but unless you also work your back muscles then you're going to end up all round-shouldered as your newly-toned pecs pull your arms forward into a shambling neanderthal posture. Solution is to do some pull-ups as well, which are the perfect counterpart to push-ups.

Terrafugia flies first prototype: Flying cars 'within a year'

Graham Bartlett
Happy

Re: Screw the jet-packs !

If you've got a robot wife, why would you screw the jetpack?

Adam Sandler's cross-dresser shocker is Razzies stonker

Graham Bartlett

Is it just me, or does Adam Sandler in drag look suspiciously like Miranda Hart? Is there a reason we never see the two of them together?

Actually there probably is - the concentration of so much super-dense talentlessium in one place might cause a tear in the fabric of space and time. Although if the two of them got sucked through a black hole and every trace of everything they've ever perpetrated was obliterated from existence, the average quality of all material recorded by humanity would be slightly improved. Which would be nice.

Vote now for the WORST movie EVER

Graham Bartlett

Oh god no. I'd forgotten that. We watched it in the cinema too, and that really was awful.

Security guards brawl over world's biggest Apple Store

Graham Bartlett
Big Brother

The fact that the (rich and connected) owner of a shopping mall can have his employees do this in public with no police come-back should tell you everything you need to know. The original meaning of "privilege" is "private law", and it still applies for much of the world.

Quitting your job? Here's how not to do it

Graham Bartlett
Flame

Re: You can't take it with you...

Then you've not done your job properly. Sure it gives you a nice warm feeling when you get shitcanned and no-one else can do what you've done. But suppose the company were treating you well, and your trajectory intersected a bus one morning. For no fault of their own, the company would be in a whole world of hurt.

Everything gets logged. Everything you wrote goes in version control. Now making sense of it all, *that* takes experience. But if you're worth hiring, you don't leave all your knowledge in your head. If you do, by definition you're not worth hiring, and if they shitcan you then you're getting what you deserve.

UK government says no to turbo e-bike

Graham Bartlett

Not entirely stupid

At 15mph, you're not going to get more than a broken bone if you pile it into a wall, or if you pile it into a pedestrian. Sure it'll hurt, but everyone will walk (or at least limp) away.

At 28mph though, you can do yourself and pedestrians some very real damage. So it certainly does make sense for riders to get the training for looking 28mph-worth ahead, wearing a "proper" helmet, making sure that the bike doesn't have anything which'll impale a pedestrian on impact, annual MOT check to make sure the bike's brakes still work, insurance for if you do wipe someone out, and so on.

Yes I'm aware that you can do more than 28mph downhill on a regular bike. It's not exactly a regular occurrence though.

Nintendo DSi sends child abuser to the slammer

Graham Bartlett
FAIL

Parenting fail

If you RTFA, you'll notice that this is the second time it happened. The first time it happened, she told her mum (as you should), and her family did nothing about it.

It's not unknown for kids to fall apart if their family won't back them up on something like htis. So good on the girl for having the smarts and mental resilience to get the photo and then say "OK mum, laugh this one off you bitch".

Actively cooled rocket primed for easy re-entry

Graham Bartlett

They do have some reserves though, else a leak would be game over. And when you're on your way down, by definition you don't need those reserves - either you come down in one piece and can pop the hatch for some fresh O2, or you come down in a lot more pieces and then you're pretty well ventilated anyway.

Graham Bartlett

Re: Explain?

Doesn't make sense to me either. All re-entry systems apart from the space shuttle have used parachutes for the final descent to ground.

Egypt ponders smut suppression

Graham Bartlett
Childcatcher

Re: First the smut sites

More of a knee-trembler and hand-jerk reaction, I'd say.

Cameron's attempt to cram a robot arm wearing a Rolex into his pristine bottom

Graham Bartlett
Trollface

Re: Disappointed

It'd raise a lot more than just funds!

Graham Bartlett
Joke

Re: Pristine bottom

Make it so!

James Cameron back from dive to world's deepest point

Graham Bartlett

Re: "I had this idea that life would adapt to the deep"

Falling nutrients are *not* necessarily gobbled up by things higher up. What happens to a whale carcass falling to the ocean floor is a great example of that. Sure the whale carcass is going to fall through a whole lot more water to get to the bottom of the Challenger Deep, but most of the noshing action happens when the carcass has hit the ground, not as it descends. And the "sludge" kicked up by the submersibles will be pure nutrients - dead stuff drifting down from above.

The heat is the more pressing problem (even more so than the pressure itself). Life probably can make itself at home there, but only under conditions (becoming relatively large and moving veeerrrryyyy ssssllllooowwwwlllly) which minimise energy expenditure. So complex life, and in particular predatory life, are not likely to be happening.