* Posts by DavCrav

3894 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Nov 2007

Silicon Valley Scrooges sidestep debt to society through tax avoidance to the tune of $100bn

DavCrav

"Governments write the tax laws and Amazon is doing the very thing they encourage companies to do – paying all taxes due while also investing many billions in creating jobs and infrastructure. Coupled with low margins, this investment will naturally result in a lower cash tax rate."

But this is a lie, since the original article talked about tax rates on profits, and investment is subtracted from revenues to arrive at profits.

EU wouldn't! Uncle Sam brandishes 'up to 100%' tariffs over France's Digital Services Tax

DavCrav

Re: A bit closer to home

Scotland's exports of whiskey are zero. Ireland has lots of whiskey exports.

Scotland exports whisky.

DavCrav

Re: Wrong argument

"companies kept much of their overseas profit offshore to avoid a 35% tax that kicked in when they brought the money back to the U.S. The Republican tax law set a one-time 15.5% tax rate on cash"

Yes, but they also aren't keeping it in the countries where it' was earned. It goes and suns itsself in Bermuda and BVI.

DavCrav

Re: Wrong argument

"You may want to ask Apple how they do it. They pay their wholly-owned Irish company ‘Apple Sales International’ royalties on IP"

The other commentator is saying that the answer should be zero. You should not be allowed to charge for branding at all. I agree with this statement.

DavCrav

Re: Wrong argument

"No-one can dictate to Amazon how much their profit is "UK profit" and say how much tax they should pay in the UK. IT's impossible."

I'm pretty sure that, with the right changes in the law to stop payments for brand and licences and other bullshit, I can indeed dictate it.

UK parcel firm Yodel plugs tracking app's random yaps about where on map to snap up strangers' tat

DavCrav

"Yodel garners regular gongs as the UK's least favourite courier company"

It is like handing out awards for the UK's least favourite sexually transmitted disease.

I must admit, I first read it as most favourite courier company in the article, and to be honest, both sentences mean much the same thing.

US Embassy in London files extradition request for ex-Autonomy boss over HPE fraud charges

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Re: Can he claim diplomatic immunity?

"I was going to suggest a trade for Anne Sacoolas - seems that the US want the flow of "justice" to only work in one direction."

Only difference is, only one of them seems to have actually committed a crime.

Internet Society CEO: Most people don't care about the .org sell-off – and nothing short of a court order will stop it

DavCrav

Re: Depressing, ...

So if it's $100/year now, then $90/year is missing from MSF's accounts. Which couple of children die from not being vaccinated?

DavCrav

Re: Depressing, ...

"Would it REALLY hurt them that much to, say, take a hit for one year to engage in the transition between TLDs?"

The fact that it's very annoying, and would only bankrupt a few charities to move, is not really a good excuse. This is a largely captive market and you can bump the cost from $10/year to $100/year. I reckon half of the 10m organizations would swear at you and accept it as a cost of doing business, and you are on revenues of $500m/year now. All at the expense of non-profit organizations, in the finest tradition of pond-scum businessmen.

BBC tells Conservative Party to remove edited Facebook ad featuring its reporters

DavCrav

Re: Ha

Right now wind is 1.73GW and the French interconnect is 2GW. However, if you hover over the wind dial you will find out that this is not the only wind generation, same as solar. Solar reads at 0GW all the time, because there is no metered solar. Add 30% to obtain an estimate of total wind generation, so it's higher than the interconnect.

Stand back, we're going in: The Register rips a 7th-gen ThinkPad X1 Carbon apart. Literally

DavCrav

Re: No "do not remove" sticker present

"That's because those stickers are illegal on this side of the pond:"

There is no warranty void if removed sticker on my UK ThinkPad.

Brian Eno's latest composition: A giant Christmas card with Julian Assange on it

DavCrav

"He started out as synth player in art ponce band Roxy Music to later embark on a solo career churning out albums with such inspiring titles as "Music For Airports"."

Thanks for reminding me about this album. I'm right now trying to get my two-month old to sleep.

Edit: not doing as well as Chopin's nocturnes. Well, apart from No. 13.

ESA toasts 10% budget boost by stretching ISS support out to 2030

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Re: So jealous

"Then some fruitcake goes "but that needs to be spent here on Earth for the poor!""

I wouldn't call the idea of billionaires having to pay taxes and not spunk their money on vanity projects 'fruitcake'. You might not agree, but which one of the two -- Muck or such people -- put a car in space?

Go champion retires after losing to AI, Richard Nixon deepfake gives a different kind of Moon-landing speech...

DavCrav

Re: Poor PR people

"Firstly is a more formal way to introduce the first point, so thanks for showing your ignorance of English grammar."

Firstly is not more formal. Indeed, I used to use this, but was discouraged from writing firstly by the copyeditors of the books and articles I have published over the years. Maybe they were all wrong...

I also just think it's a bit of a sad existence to hunt the Register forums looking for someone who accidentally used the wrong pronoun.

DavCrav

Re: Poor PR people

"Firstly, Julien is a male name, so it would be he, not she, but as always, best to use they to avoid mistakes."

First, not firstly. And that's a run-on sentence.

Are you doing this on every article? That's two in 24 hours.

DavCrav

Re: potentially radical

"Bit like living in the USA, UK and Israel (among too many others to list) then, but don't worry."

Do you have the GPS co-ordinates of the million-strong Muslim concentration camp in the UK?

Cloudy biz Datrix locks down phishing attack in 15 mins after fat thumb triggers email badness

DavCrav

"Datrix told its customers in a fresh email alerting them to the incident. Company reps also phoned all of those who had been emailed by the phishers to ensure the warning got through, Wirszycz told us."

This is how a breach should be dealt with. Yes, you shouldn't click on links in e-mails, but it will occasionally happen. The point is, when it does, to be ready and swing into action immediately. Afterwards, you need to assess the damage quickly, alert everyone compromised, and be up-front about what happened. The extra phone call is just another layer of security.

Most other companies could learn from this response.

UK political parties fall over themselves to win tech contractor vote by pledging to review IR35

DavCrav

Re: More nonsense

"Except in a lot of cases they don't actually receive the benefits such as sick pay, holiday pay, etc. They stay employed as a contractor and retain all the risks that entails..."

As the previous poster said, IR35 is intended to punish liars (assuming it is applied correctly...). Being found to be inside IR35 should be a stepping stone to be turned permanent, so an end state.

Christmas in tatters for Nottinghamshire tots after mayor tells them Santa's too busy

DavCrav

Re: what's with -ess

The wife of the Master of Disaster is the Mistress of Distress.

DavCrav

At least the diminutive Chris is applicable in both scenarios.

DavCrav

Re: So much for commentard being enlightened here...

"So much for commentard being enlightened here...

...the Mayor is a SHE, not a HE, as so, so many have automatically presumed...I know a woman Mayor...what a fucked up world we've become."

Or, heaven forfend, I made a mistake?

I guess the fucked-up world is where people get roundly jumped on by twats for making tiny errors (or, as they are now labelled, micro-aggressions) in speech. I would prefer a world where people are just a little less automatically outraged about every little thing in their lives but, you know, I just have this one.

While we are criticizing people, how about this?

"So much for commentard [sic] being enlightened here...

...the Mayor [sic] is a SHE, not a HE, as so, so many have automatically presumed [sic] ...I know [sic] a woman [sic] Mayor [sic]...what a fucked up world we've become."

It should be 'commentards', and 'mayor' (it's a job here, not a title). You don't need 'automatically' as that is part of the presumption, so this should not be there. It should be female mayor, not woman Mayor. There are other errors in your child-like sentences, but I do not have the time to correct you further. What a fucked-up world we now live in, where people cannot string together a few simple sentences.

DavCrav

Whoops. I didn't notice the name. Sorry about that. Too late to correct it.

DavCrav

Alternative headline:

Politician apologizes in telling-the-truth scandal.

The Mayor of Rushcliffe is under fire today after evidence emerged that in unscripted remarks at a recent gathering he told statements that he knew were true. The accusation was levelled by shocked onlookers, who had never heard such utterances from a politician before.

Oracle finally responds to wage discrimination claims… by suing US Department of Labor

DavCrav

Re: They seem to think this is a bad thing...

"I get the impression it started after the war for independance as they threw off the oppression on the British rule and it's just become embedded in their culture."

The amusing thing is that the American War of Independence started as the Colonies' refusal to pay for their own defence. Nowadays, the ex-Colonies pay more of their GDP on defence than any other country, and are currently in an argument with South Korea to get them to pay much more for their defence.

DavCrav

"In October 2017, a group of former women staffers"

I guess you mean female former staffers, unless the claim is they treated transgender people worse.

RISC-V business: Tech foundation moving to Switzerland because of geopolitical concerns

DavCrav

Re: So obvious, why doesn't everyone do it?

"it is only the brass plaque that has moved to toblerone land."

Actually, the brass plaque is moving from Toblerone land: it's owned by Mondelez, which is a US corporation.

DavCrav

"What I'm really intrigued about is what happens if Trump is impeached and (say) Hillary Clinton gets in."

Trump -> Pence -> Pelosi -> Grassley -> Pompeo.

Now Trump, Pence and Pompeo are all up to their necks in the Ukraine crimes, but Pelosi appears not to be a criminal, so any impeachment run should stop there.

Beware the trainee with time on his hands and an Acorn manual on his desk

DavCrav

"Once he figured out this was going on he did a ctrl-break before logging in."

Nowadays it's "Once he figured out this was going on he referred the matter to the police, under the Computer Misuse Act. The children involved were arrested and expelled.".

Taxi for Uber: Ride-hailing app giant stripped of licence to operate in London

DavCrav

"I'm guessing you meant the one that employed John Worboys?"

You mean he was still employed after his conviction? Wow.

Or not.

DavCrav

"At least there's a good alternative which is transparent, easy to use with its own app that you can summon at the touch of a button."

Yes, their security was very transparent.

DavCrav

"Uber told the BBC the decision was extraordinary and wrong and it would appeal."

According to the Guardian, one of the drivers you allowed had a conviction for kiddie porn. The only thing extraordinary about this is that you keep on getting so many chances.

You'll never get Huawei with this, FCC tells US telcos: Buy Chinese kit and you won't see another dime from us

DavCrav

Re: So True...

If you cannot see the difference between the US government using extraordinary rendition (i.e., kidnapping) on Al-Qaeda suspects, and the Chinese government running a million-strong concentration camp (which Huawei supplies with the electronic gubbins to make it work) then I worry for you.

The US/UK have done bad things, but current Chinese acts are in a different league.

Halfords invents radio signals that don't travel at the speed of light

DavCrav

Re: Definition

"Most eight-year olds have mastered Lie algebra on their own."

Oh good, maybe they can explain it to me. I'm currently having some trouble constructing PSL(2,25)-invariant E7-Lie algebras in characteristic 5. I could use a helping hand...

DavCrav

Re: Definition

"Just to get you into the spirit beforehand:-

"Why?"

"

The perfect time to introduce the anthropic principle.

DavCrav

Re: Definition

"I mean I get it, but still..."

But if we didn't do that we'd have to start by talking about quantum electrodynamics to eight-year olds. I will soon have the opportunity to test this out on a live subject; I will report back with the outcome.

The lure of Brexit Britain proves too great for DevOps pipeline wrangler CircleCI

DavCrav

Re: It's about sales

"in Dublin?"

Depending on what happens with Brexit, it hopefully will no longer possible to route all UK sales through Ireland and so evade/avoid tax.

Indeed, if this is the case, we might be in the weird position of being in a recession but tax take going up.

Ex-Capita accountant who claimed £10k bung to leave was blackmail has appeal thrown out

DavCrav

"when caught deploying the "it was a rouge junior staff member" defence "

The junior member of staff was caught red handed?

DavCrav

Re: Also, this is not blackmail

Still not blackmail. "Take the money to leave quietly or don't and leave loudly" isn't blackmail. It's jumping before you are pushed, with a £10k parachute.

DavCrav

Also, this is not blackmail

It isn't blackmail to be offered money to do something. It's a pretty poor blackmailer that says "if you don't take this money from me I'll release the pictures to the press".

DavCrav

"That cash offer was made in a meeting where the Employment Tribunal (ET) later ruled that Mayall had ordered "no notes should be taken", though Capita HR worker Ana Maru made notes from memory afterwards and emailed them to Mayall."

Wait. You can say "don't take any notes about this meeting where I'm about to do something dodgy" and then if you write about it afterwards that's wrong? Why don't more people try that?

Royal Bank of Scotland IT contractor ban sparks murmurs of legal action

DavCrav

Re: Add expenses to the mix...

"Now take into account that partner draws a salary from the limited company as well".

Uh-huh. Your partner was doing what exactly? *Cough* tax avoidance *cough*.

I have to commute a long distance as well, and run two houses, but don't get expenses for that as I am an employee. Suck it up. Or quit, which you are apparently going to do.

DavCrav

(Before anyone says anything, except in cases of discrimination. Which this isn't.)

DavCrav

"If the engager dumps them into IR35 they should expect a trip to the ET over employee rights."

Because you can't go to an ET unless you've been an employee for two years?

DavCrav

Re: Life goes on

"If it's like you say why haven't you been freelance yourself? Altruism? Don't have anything good enough to sell?"

But isn't this a (stupid) answer to all complaints about corruption? If it's so easy to go round nicking stuff, why don't you stop work and go round nicking stuff? Maybe people don't want to burn down society, but stop others from taking the piss instead. Not everyone is a psychopath/libertarian.

In my case I'm not a tax-avoiding contractor because

1) it is morally reprehensible to avoid as much tax as humanly possible, and

2) almost all industries don't really have contractors anyway, just IT, newsreading apparently, and other people on the telly.

DavCrav

Re: Just the start

"then I would infer that a footgun is a firearm with intended to be operated with the foot."

And an elephant gun? Could be interesting.

Microsoft joins Google and Mozilla in adopting DNS over HTTPS data security protocol

DavCrav

Re: Windows Server

"I could see disreputable IPSs doing that as well."

You mean anyone who wants to follow government-mandated blocking like Cleanfeed and court-ordered blocks on pirate sites? If Google really does break Cleanfeed, expect blocking Google DNS to be mandated by the courts as well.

Or we could test out that extradition treaty, with the charge 'aiding and abetting the distribution of child pornography. Couple of decades' porridge for Eric?

Welcome to cultured meat – not pigs reading Proust but a viable alternative to slaughter

DavCrav

Re: Artificial Protein-Based Meat

"there's no reason that food would suddenly become poisonous on some mass scale simply because of new production methods."

There's already (some) evidence that processing meat (possibly) causes health problems. This would be the ultimate in processed meat. So we would not know if cell-grown burgers were carcinogenic until about 30 years after their introduction.

Labour: Free British broadband for country if we win general election

DavCrav

Re: "Labor is pro-remain, right?"

"And the reason we have been waiting 3 years is t do with, guess who."

Ooh, ooh, I know! It's to do with the fact that it's really hard and politicians aren't really up for mass shortages on their watch, so have been delaying while trying to work out how to do it without killing a bunch of people.

DavCrav

"Well, my town voted 83% leave. I'd say that's fairly committed given that's more people than voted labour, even in the Socialist Peoples Paradise of Sunderland."

I don't believe you, at least for now. On this Wikipedia page I cannot find anywhere with a Leave voting in the 80%s. So either you are somewhere that isn't on that webpage, or you are wrong.

DavCrav

"If you don't vote then you have agreed to side with the winner, whoever it is and whatever the vote was about. That's how it works."

Not really. If you don't like any of the options available, you can legitimately not vote and then say it's because all options were shit. For example, people who don't vote in a rigged election aren't agreeing to go along with the dictator.