* Posts by Mike Flugennock

2068 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Nov 2007

The new killer app is … MMS

Mike Flugennock
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push media messages on my mobile?

I've used a good old Samsung "flip-up" dumbphone for about five years now; my Verizon plan includes SMS, and pretty much the only SMS messages I ever get are spam (I'd sure love to know how the hell these people got my number as I only give it out personally to people I know) (oh, wait, never mind). I've basically gone to a policy of summarily shit-canning SMS messages which don't show a "from" name/number of anyone in my phone's contact list.

Now this snake-oil huckster wants to push "rich" media message at me? Cripes. Am I ever glad I own a dumbphone.

Commodore 64 revivalist posts prototype PC pics

Mike Flugennock
Coffee/keyboard

Hey, man, you forgot...

...the Blackberry stuffed into a Sinclair ZX case.

Mike Flugennock
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But, no...

It's not dead; it's just resting.

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yeah, it looks real cool, but...

...it's not really a C64. It _looks_ a lot like an old C64, but it's just new guts built into a replica C64 case. I mean, I'm sure it'd be easy for Apple to rework a MacBook's guts to fit inside a IIc case, and it'd look like a IIc, but it wouldn't really be one.

It's kinda like all these nostalgia-driven pseudo-replica cars out now. The new series of VW Beetle looks kinda like the old Beetle, the new series of Ford Mustang looks kinda like an old '70 "Boss" Mustang, the new series of Plymouth Barracuda looks kinda like an old '72 'Cuda, and the new series of Chevrolet Camaro looks kinda like a '69 "SS" Camaro, but they aren't, really.

M'eh.

Blighty's official Space Agency starts up on 1 April

Mike Flugennock
Joke

re: 10m quid

...yeah, but it's a Zero Gravity toilet!

(Joke Ahead Icon, as I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere)

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Irish space budget

Psst, dude... Liquid-fueled engines don't use whiskey for fuel. They _used_ to use a form of alcohol at one time, but not any more that I know of. You may have been reading old stories about V2 crews' and engnieers' "rocket fuel parties" at Peenemunde, but that was a while back.

Mike Flugennock

Oh, wow; you guys missed a bet...

Why UKSA? Why not Ministry Of Space?

Shit, man; you guys really missed a chance on that one.

Mike Flugennock

guns'n'spaceships

Actually -- though I don't have the exact numbers in front of me -- the NASA budget is teensy-schmeensy compared to our "defense" budget; right off the top of my head, istr that the amount the US spends in a year of stomping all over Iraq and Afghanistan could pay for something like half a dozen Shuttle launches. Even in its Apollo glory days, NASA's budget was peanuts compared to the Pentagon. Y'ever notice in Encyclopedia Astronautica, how many listings for canceled Apollo Applications and other projects contain the phrase "due to the escalating cost of the War in Vietnam..."?

If not for the cash we were flushing down the toilet in Iraq and Afghanistan, we'd have more than enough to pay for healthcare, education, housing, _and_ spaceships -- _lots_ of goddamn' spaceships.

Ofcom Radio pokes at potential pirates

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our opinions may differ on pirate radio per se, but...

...jeezus, with an installation like that, I'd have ratted them out, too. Cripes, man, blocking the CO vents -- and the power sourcing! Shit, man, I'm surprised he didn't suffocate everybody in the building, or burn the place down.

Sounds especially dumb, considering that a little judicous Web searching would've come up with tons of ways to acquire/build really small transmitters that you can run off regular power, often on batteries. Of course, you don't say what his radius was, so those solutions may or may not have worked for him. Most of the miniaturized/low-power solutions I've seen over here involve stations which cover small areas, like a neighborhood eight or ten blocks across. Sound like your "friend" was trying to cover a whole town.

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stop me if I'm wrong, but...

...wasn't pirate radio in the UK responsible for introducing a lot of music that normally wouldn't have been heard -- at least on the BBC?

I come from a service family (USA), and circa 1969-70, when I was about 12 or 13, our family was stationed in Heidelberg, and I had tons of fun sitting up late at night and flipping up and down the dial looking for pirate radio stations playing all kinds of European and American "underground" rock'n'roll. Mind you, this is just one guy's opinion, but UK/European pirate radio actually performed a valuable service for all us kids in search of new and interesting music that outfits like Sudwestfunk or the BBC or Armed Forces Radio were really slow to pick up on. I remember hearing Johnny Winter and Iron Butterfly on pirate stations months before they turned up on the AFN. At least where I was -- the former West Germany -- radio was fun back then, not just because of the number of stations from all those countries so close together, but because of all those "pirates".

I don't know what the situation is with "community radio" on your side of the Pond, but here in the Colonies, the foot-dragging and piss-fighting over LPFM has been going on for nigh on a decade. It always seems as if licensing for LPFM community stations is just around the corner, but there's always some hitch with the FCC or the NAB. Basically, it seems the FCC would be more than glad to start licensing local LPFM stations, but the NAB is always having hissy fits about it cutting into advertising revenues -- and, as much as I think they're greedy scum, I can sort of see the NAB's position. Look at it this way... let's say your town has two radio stations, Station A and Station B. Station A is your standard-issue corporate-run station which broadcasts Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, paltry "news" broadcasts with little or no coverage of local issues, as many commercials as they can cram in, and the same goddamn' forty songs every goddamn' day. Station B is locally-owned and operated, commercial-free and community-supported, broadcasts a range of opinions from people who aren't Glenn Beck, serious news coverage paying attention to local issues, and just about any kind of music you like from DJs -- often people you know from the neighborhood -- who bring in their own personal collections of records and bootleg tapes to play on the air. Which station would YOU listen to?

This is basically the role that the LPFM broadcasters in the US want to fill, and which they're already filling, only as "pirates". This is why, instead of "pirate radio", I prefer to call it "peoples' radio".

Arrr, matey.

Photoshopped image scam used in rogue Facebook app trap

Mike Flugennock

there's a (cr)app for that

I use Facebook very sparingly, for stuff like promoting my blog and my art, and have my info locked down tighter than Mandela's old cell. I've only "friended" people I actually know personally, and have my app preferences set to "shoot on sight"; from the beginning, knowing what I knew, I went on the assumption that the phrase "rogue app" was a redundant expression.

Attack hijacks sensitive data using newer Windows features

Mike Flugennock
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Thanks for the heads-up, El Reg...

Under MacOSX (OS of the Gods):

System Prefs > Network > Configure IPv6 > Choose "off" > click OK.

There, easy as getting drunk. Speaking of which...

The Register Guide to London's Silicon Roundabout Tech Startups

Mike Flugennock
WTF?

Darren Fearnley-Mitford

Oh, for... this is an April Fools' gag, right? Am I really expected to take this guy seriously? What's with the sideburns and that goddamn' hat? Is that a shot from his screen test for the next "Twilight" movie or something?

Hell, all these goddamn' doorknobs come off like they hijacked the TARDIS back to 1999, or something. Jeezus H. Bicycle-Riding CHRIST, man.

Mike Flugennock
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Waitaminnit...

April Fools' Day. Of course. Still, this being El Reg, you guys really had me going for a second.

Sorry, we just don't do sarcasm very well over here in the Colonies.

Pint of ale because... hell, it's only 9am here on the East Coast, and I already feel like I need one.

Mike Flugennock
Troll

TROLOLOLOLOLOL

Same here; took me a few minutes as well. See my comment a ways down the scroll. D'oh.

Troll icon, because the Reg doesn't have a Trololo Guy icon.

Google adds tool to block shabby, dirty, vulgar sites from search results

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Nothing chilling? Well-llll, no... and yes...

Cue Teabagger "Googlewash" campaign to take down pro-single-payer healthcare sites in 5...4...3...2...1...

Kogan turns consumers into working capital

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ahh, the infamous "back order"... only on purpose

This sort of reminds me of about twenty, twenty-five years ago, when the mail-order (pre-intertubes) hard/software market was first emerging in a big way; the amount of people left waiting around -- and waiting, and waiting -- for merchandise they'd paid for but which seemed perpetually on back order reached epic proportions, and eventually so many people were pissed off enough that it finally got the attention of consumer-protection and other orgs, and the mail-order outfits were finally forced to adopt the now-common practice of not billing your card until the order actually shipped.

Sounds like this Kogan outfit is trying to "institutionalize" of having your card billed up front and being made to wait around for stuff that's on back order. Ugh.

Anonymous security firm hack used every trick in book

Mike Flugennock
FAIL

HBGary sez the EDITED those emails...?!

Uh huh, yeah... they edited and falsified over 70,000 emails in under a week. Nice try, HBGary.

Apple cripples iBooks for jailbreakers

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One word:

Paper.

'Vacuous' - Twitterati hail Eric Schmidt's midnight tweet

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I finally broke down and got a Twitter account...

...after the FBI tried to shake them down for information on users who were following Wikileaks. I got that account for the express purpose of following Wikileaks... you know, like, "I am Spartacus". As I recall, when that news first broke, the number of users following Wikileaks immediately went up by something like 12,000.

I keep my "following" to a minimum... some fellow cartoonists, a few news sites, a few bloggers whose blogs I read, that's about it. I logged on regularly and kept it running while the shit was breaking loose in Egypt in order to follow the Al Jazeera feed.

It's pretty funny, though... I hadn't had my account active for more than ten minutes before I picked up a "follower" -- some goddamn' bot pretending to be a cute, single chick inviting me over to look at her pictures. I have maybe fifteen followers, tops, and they're all either people I know personally, or people who I share interests and work with. Still, at least once or twice a week, I have to check my "followers" page and shit-can the spam bot accounts; there's usually at least one.

Whenever I go to their home page to log on, I can see why Twitter has the reputation it has; in the box where all the "top tweets" go scrolling by, it's always some useless, inane shit from celebrities, or some dumbass' banal homilies, or some crank yammering about Jesus or not sweating the small stuff, or some shit.

I think the key to effective use was to train myself to keep my goddamn' fingers off the keyboard unless I have something substantive to say, or some important news to pass along.

One third of Russians say Sun revolves round Earth

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Hell, man; it's better than here...

...in the bad old USA, where that figure is close to 99%.

Latest boffinry: Feeding TNT to sheep

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And that good reason would be...

...that it'd be fun as hell.

"Alright, guys! Instant muttonburgers!"

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y'know, I was just going to say...

...that it sounds like a bit cut out of the famous "Flying Sheep Sketch".

Luckless Lush hammered in hack

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if you ask me...

...it would seem like they were just begging to be taken down simply by being called "Lush".

Google Chrome extension bars domains from search results

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m'ehhhhh... no thanks.

As much as I love the idea of being able to shit-can certain domains from my search results, I don't like the idea of more information on myself going back to Google in the process.

I sure hope someone is working on a Firefox extension that does the same thing; whoever it is will be almost as big a hero as whoever it is who comes up with an extension that kills those goddamn' little pop-ups that infest YouTube videos.

US gov says it can't build an interstellar starship

Mike Flugennock
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D'ahh, they've been hyping the Space Elevator for years...

...but they never seem to have made squat for progress.

What worries me is: what will Space Elevator Music be like? I don't want to be stuck listening to a Muzak version of the Black-Eyed Peas if I get stuck between floors on the Space Elevator...

Mike Flugennock

re: what DARPA was formed for...

John Smith 19 sez on 02.10.11 at 17:51gmt:

"*very* high risk, *very* high return gambles..."

...but mostly just *very* expensive and *very* weird.

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re: aliens provocateur

Hell, if that's all it'd take, then, shit... I, for one, would welcome our new Halloween-costume-wearing fake alien overlords.

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shed-built starship?

Captain DaFt sez on 02.10.11 at 20:34gmt:

"Just remember; It's the ones farting around in their sheds with a daft idea that's historically provided the major breakthroughs in technology."

True dat, but I somehow think that something as sophisticated as FTL spacecraft propulsion systems won't be something that a tinkerer can build in his garage.

The airplane, the liquid-fueled rocket, or the Apple I are one thing -- but FTL drive? I sure as hell wouldn't get aboard an FTL-drive spacecraft built in somebody's frickin' garage. (Why am I somehow reminded of an old Benny Hill sketch?)

'Race against time' to find LOST TREES from the MOON

Mike Flugennock
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"Miles and miles"

...and miles and miles and miii-iiiiiiles, oh yeah!

Obviously, Shepard was exaggerating for humorous effect.

The golf balls did, however, travel much farther in the vacuum and low gravity than they would have on Earth. Find the video footage and check out the trajectory of the ball as it leaves the frame; it travels in almost a straight line, and very quickly, too.

I watched it live on TV when I was about 14; I remember being quite impressed at the time.

Also quite funny -- as well as a bit surrealistic -- was watching astronauts on the Moon tossing away shreds of the thin, light Kapton thermal shielding as they peeled them off of the experiment packages they were deploying. Kapton's really thin, flimsy stuff that hardly weighs anything on Earth and would hardly go anywhere due to gravity and air resistance, but in lunar gravity and vacuum -- ma-aaan, you should've seen that stuff take off.

Mike Flugennock

lunar golf balls

No, the golf balls were left at Fra Mauro, exactly where they landed after the first golf shots on another world by Al Shepard -- and, yeah; I'd love to see the looks on some alien explorer's face when he picks them up and wonders just what the hell they are.

YouTube honours shuttle dead with 'Workplace Safety' ad

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ads on the intertubes

It's not your normal, pain-in-the-ass banner ads or such, but those extra pain-in-the-ass little pop-ups that jump up and cover the lower sixth of the image in YouTube videos, which are pretty much impossible to suppress.

If somebody out there manages to come up with an add-on that crushes those little bastards, they'll be the biggest goddamn' hero on the Internet.

Mike Flugennock

inappropriate reactions

I seem to recall a lot of bleak jokes going around here in the States after the Challenger disaster ("No, NO! I asked for a BUD LIGHT!").

I'm no psychologist, but it could have something to do with coping, with trying to deal with something as traumatic as this without having a nervous breakdown.

Elon Musk's rocket booked by Google X-Prize moon robot

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re: in 2 minds

See my comment a ways up the scroll.

Digital photography is at a point now where it'd be relatively easy to equip the rover with a multi-megapixel CCD and a mean-assed telephoto lens which could image Tranquillity Site in rich detail without ever having to go close enough to risk ruining a historic area.

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Good point, there...

AlgernonFlowers34 sez on 02.09.11 at 11:34gmt:

"Let's just get on building a Skylon/Vasimr hybrid so we send up a task force to sieze the valuable stuff from those Selenites and their mega-brain ruler!"

Good point, there, but let's also not forget the insidious Cat Women:

http://www.archive.org/details/Cat_Women_of_the_Moon

Mike Flugennock

Circulunar rover route

MacroRodent sez on 02.09.11 at 00:44gmt:

"That would also require finding a continuous and not too wiggly route around the moon that does not have steep mountains or canyons in the way..."

That might not be so tough, given all the high-resolution fotos being transmitted back from the LRO. Don't forget, LRO's cameras were able to image the LM/AS as well as the ALSEP gear, the shadows of the flags on the surface, and the tracks left by the astronauts' boots and the LRVs.

As you also mention, though, the Russians had the right idea using an RTG heater on Lunakhod.

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Good points...

Adam Foxton sez on 02.09.11 at 00:54gmt:

"Avoid the Apollo 11 crew's tracks and there's not a problem."

Sounds easier said than done. As I recall from the fotos taken during EVA, Armstrong and Aldrin left a huge, chaotic mass of footprints all over the area around the LM. The 500-foot "exclusion zone" suggested by another commenter would seem to be the way to go.

"After that, however, it should be absolutely off limits. At least until man starts landing on the moon again and we can start inspecting it in more detail..."

Hear, hear. I think the only missions allowed to go anywhere near the artifacts at the Apollo sites should be manned missions specifically designed to sample the materials to evaluate how they withstood four decades of unfiltered sunlight and radiation, in the same manner that the Apollo 12 crew examined the old Surveyor III probe near their landing site, photographing it and bringing back its sampling arm to study the effects of sunlight, vacuum and radiation exposure.

http://spaceflight.nasa.gov/gallery/images/apollo/apollo12/html/as12-48-7110.html

http://spaceflight.nasa.gov/gallery/images/apollo/apollo12/html/as12-48-7121.html

http://spaceflight.nasa.gov/gallery/images/apollo/apollo12/html/as12-48-7099.html

http://spaceflight.nasa.gov/gallery/images/apollo/apollo12/html/as12-48-7121.html

http://spaceflight.nasa.gov/gallery/images/apollo/apollo12/html/as12-48-7133.html

I especially like the third and fifth images in this set, as they show just how close Apollo 12 landed to Surveyor III -- and what a shit-hot pilot ol' Pete Conrad was.

Mike Flugennock
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Quite agree!

An "exclusion zone" in order to preserve those historic sites is a helluvan idea, even though (iirc) according to the UN Space Treaty, no one nation can claim territory on the Moon?

Still, given the state of current technology, wouldn't this rover be equipped with high-res cameras with telephoto lenses able to image the site without getting so close that it messes up the place?

Mike Flugennock

You read my mind, man

I was just wondering myself... just how close to Tranquillity Site do they plan on landing this thing, and how close do they plan on approaching? What if it fucks up and crashes right on it or, if it doesn't, it accidentally messes the place up? Who sues who?

Any of my fellow Americans here please feel free to stop me if I'm wrong, but aren't all the old Apollo sites listed as historic sites of some kind, on the National Register Of Historic Places or something?

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Oh, yeah, absolutely

The rover would get to Tranquillity Site, transmit back images of all the old artifacts still in place, and the wingnuts would claim that the rover was never launched. Nothing will ever convince those dumbasses.

Fort Wayne officials refuse to slap Harry Baals on public building

Mike Flugennock
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Jack Straw

I'm an old Deadhead from way back, and I have to confess that, while listening to Iraq War news in the mid '00s, I always snickered loudly every time the announcer mentioned the name of your ex-Foreign Secretary, a guy named Jack Straw.

Sorry about that.

Mike Flugennock

Bumpass may be nice...

...but you absolutely must visit Whorehouse Meadows, Oregon.

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Wanker

I won't speak for the entire USA, but in my part of the country -- mid-Atlantic East Coast -- "wanker" is actually getting fairly popular. I think a lot of it has to do with the Internet exposing us to British slang. I actually prefer a lot of specifically British slang because it sounds so much edgier and nastier somehow: "wanker", "bleeder", "tosser", "snogging", "git", etc.

I was also introduced to a lot of British slang via Monty Python as a teenager: "I'd like you to meet Mr. Sniveling Little Rat-Faced Git, and his wife, Mrs. Dreary Fat Boring Old..."

Mike Flugennock

Johnson

Actually, I always thought the British term "John Thomas" was a real hoot. I first heard Graham Chapman use that one in "The Meaning Of Life".

Glasses-free 3D TV sales stumble

Mike Flugennock
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Huh, no goddamn' wonder

While on a layover in Cape Town last year waiting for my flight home, I caught a look at some of the new 3D TV sets set up all over the terminal as a promotion. Man, did they ever look like shit. I couldn't watch them for more than five minutes without my eyeballs aching. You had to stand in just the right spot to get the 3D effect, or else it was a nasty, blurry mess. They looked like those little picture toys we used to get in boxes of Cracker Jack, where you turn them one way and it's Bruce Wayne, and you shift the position slightly and he turns into Batman.

Besides, what the hell is there on TV that's worth watching in 3D -- American Idol? Dancing With The Stars? Two And A Half Men?

Shit in 3D is still shit.

Consumers urged to step up wireless security

Mike Flugennock
WTF?

like a... toothbrush?

Shit, man. I paid too goddamn' much for this router for me to be smearing it with Pepsodent and rinsing it off under a faucet.

But, seriously, folks...

After a couple of recent prolonged broadband outages, I've arranged with some friends who live across the street from us to exchange passwords so if our broadband goes out again, we can borrow the wifi from them to do important stuff like getting our email -- and vice versa (we and our neighbors get our broadband from two different providers). We're also considering talking to a couple of other friends -- one who also lives across the street, and another who lives a couple of doors down (fairly close, actually, as we all live in row houses) -- to all exchange wifi passwords just among ourselves for just such a contingency... similar to what many Egyptians were doing in Cairo: removing the passwords from their wifi routers so pro-democracy activists and protesters could connect and get their news and fotos out -- before Egypt's internet access was entirely cut off, of course.

AOL buys Huffington Post

Mike Flugennock
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re: great day for quacks

an Anonymous Coward sez on 02.07.11 at 10:38gmt:

"The Huffington Post's journalistic professionalism is nowhere near NYT, BBC, CBC, old WSJ, or Al Jazeera."

Huh. That isn't saying much. Oh, and quit insulting Al Jazeera by lumping them in with that other worthless-assed bunch.

Mike Flugennock

re: ratbag

BongoJoe sez on 02.07.11 at 10:38gmt:

"I never heard of this organ so I followed the link to have a look."

You're not missing much. It's a pretty damn' useless organ, kind of like the appendix.

Mike Flugennock
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re: regardless of content...

Identity sez on 02.07.11 at 14:38gmt:

"AOL says they're currently neutral..."

You mean "neutered", don't you?

Anonymous pwns security firm that probed its membership

Mike Flugennock
FAIL

Dude, stop digging...

...you're in deep enough already. (giggle)