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43 posts • joined Monday 19th November 2007 13:15 GMT

Bunglebear

Duration of security  

In EU commissioner warms up for body scanner probe

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To be perfectly frank these scanners are fine, an addition to security arsenal rather than replacement. You will just walk into the thing and out the other end; the majority of people will go right through - unlike metal detectors that result in considerable delay due to change in pockets or metal buckles. Whether these scanners are actually effective remains to be seen of course, but there should be no resistance in principle.

I have no pity for the privacy queens - you don't like it, don't fly. I won't have my security compromised by your over-delicate sensibilities.

Bunglebear

Social engineering  

In Leaky anti-virus defences letting malware through

Stop

No matter how good the AV or anti-malware the user will be a weak point. This will continue to be an issue because if you make something idiot-proof nature will come up with a better class of idiot. I stripped off my resource hogging AV a while ago and use third party firewalls for protection, been fine ever since.

Bunglebear

Shekels  

In Steve Jobs uncloaks the 'iPad'

Troll

And how much will they be charging for this fashion-statement bit of techno-frippery? It looks frighteningly breakable to me for a mobile device.

Either way, good luck to 'em.

Bunglebear

Ethnic monitoring  

In The Equality Bill: Hidden agenda?

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Although the bill has been structured to make it difficult to implement, it is a very worrying trend indeed. It was said of affirmative action in the US, 500 places on a university course. Affirmative action kicks in, one white person is removed and a ethnic minority with lower grades is put in. The ethnic minority would have been refused the place on poor grades. The white person lost the place simply because of the colour of their skin. Its racism, just fashionable and politically allowable racism. This bill is one step away from quotas and that is a disaster.

I always put on ethnic monitoring forms for jobs that I am black disabled lesbian. If they question it my answer is "Why is the form still attached to my application?" and secondly "would I have go the interview otherwise?"

Harman needs to go, shes a man hating feminist dinosaur and does the government no favours.

Bunglebear

HDD thrashing  

In Firefox 3.5 wins top dog browser crown - sort of

Eddy Ito - switch off "malware and phishing detection" in the options of Chrome and it stops the thrashing of the disc. Not sure about Safari, but I imagine its something similar.

I use Chrome for speed and Firefox for plugin options. Both suit me fine, haven't used IE in years. Does anyone use IE who knows how to download another browser?

Bunglebear

Abuse  

In The Great Aussie Firewall is dead: Long live the firewall

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And how do the ISPs feel about all this? A great deal of burden is on their shoulders. And it wouldn't surprise me, using the UK government as an example, if the definition of RC material starts to slip with future governments, leading to the blocking of political or run of the mill pornographic sites. Very worrying indeed.

Bunglebear

Proclivity?  

In Cartoon smut law to make life sucky for Olympic organisers

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Legislation based on proclivity is extremely dangerous, bordering on thought crime. The current laws, as explained in the article, do make sense as a child would have to be abused for the picture to be produced. But by criminalising the production of someone's mind is very difficult to justify. What if I doodle a cartoon of me killing someone? Does that give me proclivity to murder?

Bunglebear

I'm scared  

In Tories will scrap 'pre-crime' vetting

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What if I tell them my favourite film is Care Bears - The Movie? Can I work anywhere then?

Seriously though, this is widespread profiling and its neither justifiable to feasible.

Bunglebear

320x480?  

In Hero: HTC names third Android smartphone

Going to need a high-res screen to compete I feel, and I hope it doesn't only come in white. The Magic looks like a mutated shiny iPod and I for one don't appreciate tacky white plastic.

Bunglebear

When to stop  

In Japanese games group to ban twisted 'sex torture' sims

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As sensible as this decision is, lets hope they know where to stop. Its all to easy to foresee a "creep" of censorship.

Bunglebear

So how do you download a browser?  

In EC pressure on Microsoft grows

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So, with no browser pre-installed on a system, how do you download one? Via some obtuse FTP system? Thats really going to help non-technical users. And I notice Apple is barely mentioned, don't they do the same with Safari? The EU are being idiotic.

Bunglebear

Tase me bro'!  

In Scientists: Tasers work, but we don't know how

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At last some statistical sense on tasers. I would prefer to get zapped than take a kicking from a set of size 9s or shot in the head several times. Injury and damage from tasers is very rare but tend to get picked on.

Bunglebear

Harbinger  

In Lame Mac 'email worm' limps into view

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of things to come. Pride comes before the fall.

Bunglebear

Feeling dirty  

In Conservative US shock-jock to sue Wacky Jacqui

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As much as I hate to agree with anything Jackboot Smith says, this retard deserves to stay in the US.

Bunglebear

It doesn't add up  

In Equality Bill U-turn could damage businesses, warns expert

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OK, take an example. 10 people, do the same job, a complex job requiring previous skills and training. 5 are men, 5 are women.

One of them (a male) is highly experienced and negotiated a £5k higher wage. Women find out about this. All demand the higher wage. Soooo, we have one highly experienced man on a higher wage, 5 women get the wage whether deserved or not, and four men who are discriminated against because of their sex on a lower wage. And possibly a bankrupted company who can't afford another £25k a year wage bill.

Nice one Government. Do you want any small businesses to succeed?

Bunglebear

An improvement?  

In Microsoft to offer Windows 7 downgrade to XP

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Lets hope Windows 7 is good enough that downgrading won't be required. I'm not holding my breath.

Bunglebear

Motion sensing?  

In Apple seeks to patent movement, vibration and pleasure

Jobs Horns

So you grasp it in your fist and jerk it hard up and down? Is Fallen Angel Jobs trying to tell us something about people who use iPods?

Bunglebear

Re-education classes?  

In US judge bars teen 'sexting' charges

Coat

Am I the only one more worried about the term "re-education classes"? Just the name sends a chill through me, I can't think of anything more Stalinist.

Mines the one with a pic of a 13 year old in the pocket.

Bunglebear

Evil 3  

In 3 and T-Mobile announce site provider

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3 have the most dreadful 3G system I have ever seen. It repeatedly fails to connect to certain websites, requiring a disconnect and reconnect and its coverage is poor. I can only hope this T-mobile mix will improve matters.

Bunglebear

Nice work  

In Irish ISPs rally against record label anti-piracy threat

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Good job Irish ISPs! Stick it to 'em.

Bunglebear

Lord Ahmed  

In Texting peer released from prison

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Surely "death by dangerous driving" warrants a more harsh sentence? This is the man who threatened to fill the streets with 10,000 angry muslims if Wilders was let into the country, so I have little sympathy for him.

Bunglebear

Drivel  

In O2 wins UK Palm Pré exclusive?

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FFS, all locking this rather lovely looking new phone will do is force customers elsewhere. I would love to own a Pre and would like to have a legitimate one rather than a dodgy cracked overseas job, but I refuse to give in to carrier blackmail on the issue.

Just when Palm looked like they were digging themselves out of their hole, they do this. Rubbish.

Bunglebear

Technical careers  

In Gov: High-tech engineering (car making) will save Blighty

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Noble has hit the nail bang on the head. Us highly qualified technical types, which keep advanced engineering running, are fed up with receiving ignorant orders from highly paid managers and their 2:2 in business studies from Kingston Poly. Highly skilled techies are vital and managers treat them beneath contempt; perhaps some fusion of the career streams within large companies would make things better.

Bunglebear

Robustness?  

In Apple restyles iPod Shuffle

Jobs Horns

Apple are well known for making devices that are easy to break; having delicate controls away from any protective support structure seems a risk indeed. Also, can you use your own headphones with this? The poor music quality of an iPod is only matched by the rubbishness of the headphones.

Bunglebear

Real world and art  

In NHS study produces ejector-seat ambulance design

Coat

I bet if you gave the same project title, "Design an ambulance for the future", to a bunch of 6 year olds they would come up with something very similar to the RCA chaps. Which just about says it all.

Mines the one with an engineering degree in the pocket.

Bunglebear

Sky blocking  

In Telenor shuns IFPI's 'block Pirate Bay' demands

Any idea if Sky are blocking access to thepiratebay.org? I get slow or non-existent access at the moment.

Bunglebear

Terrorist bomb bazaar of DEATH  

In Gadget-buying Taliban 5th column in Blighty - shock!

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Genius!

Bunglebear

Don't understand...  

In California ban on violent video games killed on appeal

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Does the US already put age restrictions on video games like they do with DVDs?

Bunglebear

A bit negative?  

In Microsoft just wants to be touched

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For a new OS that the author seems to have barely seen, its a remarkably negative article. A bit on the partisan side perhaps?

Bunglebear

Bloated  

In Windows goes Mobile 6.5

Considering how bloated and sluggish WinMob can be, are these fancy features really necessary or even desirable? I am far more irritated by poor performance than impressed by flashy effects. It needs to WORK!

Bunglebear

Spelling bee  

In Brits and Yanks struck with embarasment embarrassment

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That Times spelling bee thing is drivel, its impossible to hear the nasal tones of the speakers. Its meant to check your spelling rather than your hearing.

Bunglebear

Apple - Safari  

In EC will force users to pick a Windows browser, says Microsoft

I am assuming that the same will apply to Apple and Safari?

Bunglebear

The numbers game  

In Thames windfarm execs: We need more subsidy

Coat

Lots of numbers spouted back and forth, but any engineer will know there are a fair few assumptions in all these calculations, so any figures that are produced are subject to this. Personally I think the wind generation is a white elephant, although the cost little to decommission they still require extensive maintenance, particularly when hit by UFOs. And the Chernobyl reference is frankly asinine, that disaster was argument against communist incompetence rather than against nuclear power.

Despite this, the energy security issue is more important the the eco issue. Currently Britain (or England, if the union breaks up) is beholden to some very unsavoury regimes for both uranium and fossil fuel supplies, and this has to change.

Mines the one with the list of assumptions in the pocket.

Bunglebear

Subtitle  

In Chinese porn crackdown goes mobile

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That Bloodninja was hilarious! Thank you Rik and Reg!

Back on topic, just how does the Chinese government propose to check for smut in texts? There must be billions sent per day. Or do they let fear do the work for them?

Bunglebear

Bioweapons  

In US WMD report: Dirty bombs, chem weapons are bunk

Boffin

I work in the biotech industry, and it has always been my view that chemical weapons pose far more of a terrorist risk than biological weapons. Yes, a biological outbreak of smallpox or similar pathogen could be catastrophic but bear in mind humankind lived with smallpox until the mid 19th century. To be truly effective a virus would have to be specifically engineered and any in research will tell you this is a mammoth task and keeping it secret would be even more challenging.

Nerve gases to NOT all dissipate naturally. Sarin, the gas used in Tokyo subway attacks, does dissipate but VX has both a far lower LD50 and is a viscous liquid, cleaning up a section of a city that had been contaminated would be very difficult indeed. Couple that with ease of production (far easier than a virus or bacterial pathogen) it poses more of a risk short to medium term.

Bunglebear

Fit the crime  

In McKinnon UFO hack 'looked like cyberterrorist attack'

Alien

The extradition should be fought as the Yanks can't be trusted to hand out a punishment that fits the crime, particularly if its handed over the the military. The "terrorism" link smacks of abuse of legislation, must like when that Walter fellow was thrown out of the Labour Party conference under terrorism acts.

Bunglebear

Oyster is great  

In Boris boots Transys off Oyster contract

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As someone who has travelled in London for the past 11 years, Oyster WAS a revolution. Its easier, its cheaper and the cards are difficult to lose. Privacy issues aside its been a success. If you have never been to London or owned an Oyster card, then quantify your comment with that.

Bunglebear

Text pain  

In Excessive texting 'damages your health'

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So THATS why my right wrist is always hurting.

Paris as she loves a bit of wrist action.

Bunglebear

Funniest thing I have read in a while  

In Times hack has an attack of the Web 0.2s

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The Kathmandu one is pretty funny as well, but the Austria one takes the biscuit!

Bunglebear

More legal drivel  

In Lords linger over extreme porn definition

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I can't think of a more poorly thought out piece of legislation. The whole premise that violent porn (and I am talking about simulated porn, the real stuff is already illegal) causes violent people is very tenuous indeed and just seems another excuse for raiding people's PC's, while persecuting anyone who likes a bit of kink. El Reg is right, pretentious moralising gesture politics at its absolute worst.

Bunglebear

Don't worry  

In Geert Wilders faces legal threats over footage copyright

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We're not prejudiced, we hate everyone...

Mines the one with a picture of Mohammed on the back.

Bunglebear

Personal research  

In Wii not the way to lose weight

All I can say is after 30 mins of Wii boxing I was bloody knackered.

Bunglebear

BMI is total tosh  

In NZ bans Brit immigrant's overweight missus

The BMI is simplistic drivel. If you are an endomorph (like me, I am 5'6" and have a 46" chest) it has no relation on healthy weight whatsoever. Find a better system or cease to discriminate on it.

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