* Posts by Simon Rockman

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Mobe encryption guru Charles Brookson picks up OBE from the Queen

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Re: Secure from the security services?

Security services don't need to crack the encryption, all mobile networks have a lawful interception clause written into their licences. The security services can just wave a piece of paper to listen.

Of course they can't do this in countries where they don't have control, but then some countries are not allowed full strength encryption.

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Tower of BT Bubbly: Fancy nibbling atop a strategic data hub?

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They use it for some BT events. There have been some press launches there.

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Reg scribe feels disturbance in the force at secret Empire Strikes Back screening

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I'm booked for July 8th. I can't wait.

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Zionists stole my SHOE, claims Muslim campaigner

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It's not the shoes..

It's the socks which go missing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01R_lP51Pw0

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Future Range Rovers will report pot-holes directly to councils

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The thought that has occured to me today is that this won't of course spot the worst pot-holes. The ones in bus lanes because while cyclists are free to ride in bus lanes - there is nothing more fun than holding up 12 tonnes of hooting bus - range rovers can not.

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Re: Marvin is back..

What's he doing there?

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Caterham 270S: The automotive equivalent of crack

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I had a dream about this car a few nights ago

I dreamt I was driving the blue one (the 160) and had struggled to get in with the roof on, then I'd been driving it for a bit and realised that the doors were missing and that someone must have stolen them when it was outside my house, and then I wondered how anyone would sell Caterham doors.

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Nice 4G-for-plods demo, Samsung. Good luck actually selling it

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There is MTPAS to deal with that, but it's far from the ideal solution.

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Re: ...Replacing GSM-R

It might not be an option for Network Rail - which only has 2 x 4MHz but there are plenty of other railways in the world which might look to upgrade GSM-R.

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Mitsubishi Outlander PHEV: The new common-as-muck hybrid

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Re: Buying one for the wrong reason.

Ah, you want an i8

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Crafty fingering could let Apple Watch thieves raid your bank account

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Re: Fixed delivery addresses?

It's for use at point of sale. You pick up the swag, tap and leave.

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Maserati Ghibli S: Who cares what Joe Walsh thinks?

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Pictures

There are more pictures than we used in the article, and the ones we did use at a higher resolution and lower compression at : http://www.guyswarbrick.com/automotive

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Re: "The chairs"

The word was chosen with care. They are more luxurious than seats, and yes there is a nod to the 246.

Simon

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ZX Spectrum 'Hobbit' revival sparks developer dispute

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With a broken lunch.

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Mobiles at school could be MAKING YOUR KID MORE DUMBER

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Re: Prof Beland told us: “I cannot answer this question with our data."

Indeed, which is why I included it. A completely honest answer. It wasn't even the traditional funding request of "We would need to do more research".

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Ericsson to Apple: Cough up for licences or stop selling iPhones, iPads and Watches

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Re: Does Apple make any of the parts?

Apple makes it's own chips - The A9 and the like.

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Oxford chaps solve problem in 1982 Sinclair Spectrum manual

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Nice blog post here

http://rupertgoodwins.blogspot.co.uk/2015/04/mahler-on-micro-zx-spectrum-and-evil.html

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Your new car will dob you in to the cops if you crash, decrees EU

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Re: How many new cars don't have airbags in Europe?

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/10/25/caterham_seven_160_review/

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Re: Gah!

The woman from the Green party I spoke to had never heard of this theory.

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Range Rover Sport: Like a cathedral on wheels, only with comfier pews

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Re: Wotcha driving Simon?

Oh it's quick. But there is a difference between "quick" and "sporty". The RR is far to cosseting to be sporty.

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Google it onna Google phone onna GOOGLE NETWORK. MVNO plan imminent

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Re: SMS forwarding

Yes, but the numbers need to be in the IR-21 database and as Google isn't a telco it would need to get a telco to do it.

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Re: All change please!

It could if you wanted to halve the battery life with constant use of GPS and checking back to the server.

You'd get a great signal and no battery life with which to use it.

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EE springs Wi-Fi phone calls on not-spot sufferers, Tube riders

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Spooks don't need keys. They have legal intercept.

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V&A Museum shows Guardian's destroyed MacBook as ART

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I wouldn't try to go and see this just at the moment. Queues for the McQeen exhibition are monstrous.

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Belgium to the rescue as UK consumers freeze after BST blunder

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Re: Time is an illusion

Quite, when I saw Belgium I wondered if that was as in Holy Zarquon, singing fish.

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Voda UK CEO says one thing about not-spots, Minister of Fun says another

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Re: Coverage

No, the Voda CEO is not saying UK coverage is good. He's saying it's bad because he's not allowed to build his cell sites fast enough and tall enough.

It's the minister who disagreed with my cting the P3 research which says that the the UK has the worst coverage in Europe.

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Ford: Our latest car gizmo will CHOKE OFF your FUEL if you're speeding

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Re: Why does the UK pander dangerous drivers?

Read the article. Speed does not *directly* correlate with danger. There are plenty of dangerous things you can do without speeding and plenty of times when speeding is perfectly safe. Unfortunately no-one has built an automated system which can detect "driving like a knob".

Given than over 42 people a day get caught and fined for speeding and that there must be at least two orders of magnitude more people who are either caught and let off or not caught it's pretty much proven that speeding in itself is not dangerous.

In some circumstances it's contributory.

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We should have annual driving tests. Politically that would be impossible so we should start with a test when you have to renew your licence, every ten years.

New drivers should have a licence which only lasts five years, and then be tested every five years, and after that has run for a while it should be annual. This would allow the test infrastructure to build.

Cars are getting very easy to drive and we need to keep on top of skills.

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Aged 18-24? Don't care about voting? Got a phone? Oh dear...

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X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X

That's all the control you have over who runs your country during your lifetime.

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Small cells are like DRUNKS. They don't use lamp posts for light, they use 'em for support

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Re: Nothing that new - was news in 2003!

The clever thing here is that the lap posts don't have to be removed.

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I suggested flashing the light as Li-Fi, but Steve Baker thought it would be too slow. And only work at night. I think he had a point.

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Visa: One million bonks a month for Europeans from next year

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Yes, typically the merchant pays around three percent. Less by volume, but it's split between lots of people in the chain. Historically they have been loath to include the handset manufacturer or operator in the cosy club, citing the attractiveness of the service as a reason why consumers would want an NFC phone and so there would be consumer pull. Jeremy and I had to agree to disagree as to how much people prefer cash or cards.

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Kyocera: Torque among yourselves on our unbreakable ruggedmobe

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Re: Kyocera

Kyocera is short for Kyoto Ceramics, their history is ceramic knives. Very good ones too. I once went to Kyoto and tried very hard to find a knife shop. I ended up in a department store.

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Show me the money, America! It's time to learn how to pronounce 'Xiaomi'

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Americans

Never learned how to pronounce Nokia.

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Swedish National Font marches to the sound of whalesong

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Good grief, the kerning between the cap S and the v or w is horrid.

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RIP Windows RT: Microsoft murders ARM Surface, Nokia tablets

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When these hit the likes of Morgan they will be an amazing buy. I love my orginal RT, it's very slim has a usable keyboard and makes a great laptop replacement.

Who would want a chromebook instead?

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BT coughs £12.5 billion for EE as fourplay frolics pay off

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Re: EE bye gone

It is amazing that a company can go from branding as great as Orange to as rubbish as EE in one step.

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Samsung snub sends Qualcomm into a spin over Snapdragon 810

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Re: email blast has nothing to do with PR

Oh, of course, but the PR is to do just that.

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Wheeee! BT preps for FIVE HUNDRED MEGABIT broadband trial

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Re: You could always move house...

I'm trying to get a list out of BT.

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Re: Great!

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/01/12/android_p0rn_pornhub_stats_lisa_ann/

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Sky sidles up to O2, whispers: 'Fancy a little FOUR-PLAY?'

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I think there is more to play out with the forthcoming auctions. Look to Sky to bid for spectrum

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Supersonic Bloodhound car techies in screaming 650mph comms test

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Re: Doppler etc...

With GSM it's not just about the hand-off for speed. GSMA is a TDMA technology, it has eight timeslots, The cell site flips between the seven people all using the slots (there is one not used for calls), but this needs the site to know how far away each phone is and allow for the signal to reach the user, albeit at the speed of light.

If the car (or whatever) is moving too fast the signal can't hit the timeslot. But as Bloodhound is using 4G which doesn't have slots it's not an issue.

Simon

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Chunky Swedish ice maiden: Volvo XC60 D4 Manual EE Lux Nav

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Re: Safety??

Sorry, as someone who both drives and cycles in central London I think the blind spot indicators a very good idea.

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Re: Safety??

Generally I agree with you. Automatic lights? Rain sensitive wipers? If you can't tell it's dark or wet you shouldn't be relying on the car to tell you: you should walk.

But the blind spot indicator isn't an alternative to looking in the mirror, it covers the bit the mirror does not.

Parking sensors lie somewhere inbetween. They are the equivalent to the age old process of having the passenger jump out to have a look. I was rather pleased when I git a BMW X5 to have both front and rear parking sensors beeping at maximum frequency at the same time. That's a tight space.

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Euro mobile standards chiefs eye tiny beauty: It's the KEY to 5G

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Re: Am I being stupid here?

Bandwidth

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'If you see a stylus, they BLEW it' – Steve Jobs. REMEMBER, Apple?

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Two of those are designed for writing on paper and the third is categorised under "toys and hobbies"

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Yes, the finger was 'progress' from the Newton

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Tesla S P85+: Smiling all the way to the next charging point

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The only interesting financing is as a company car.

If you are paying 45% tax you'll get taxed that amount in a company car as Benefit In Kind. But as a 100% electric its zero rated for BIK so your £100k Tesla costs you the same as a £55k ICE car. You've also spent £100k so you make less profit in the company which means saving £18k on corporation tax. That's £37k it costs you and the government will give you £5k for buying an electric car. So in this case it costs you £32k. All before savings on fuel, parking and congestion charge.

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Police radios will be KILLED soon – yet no one dares say 'Huawei'

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Re: Why change the system?

There are of uses for live data, such as video from an incident to control, from one police officer to another or a helicopter to men on the ground. Maps and building plans are useful to the police but essential to fire services.

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Right, who feels like going to an Ofcom meeting? Anyone? Bueller?

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Re: I have a few simple suggestions

See you at the meeting then :-)

And it seems I made a mistake and Ofcom is going to address 07050.

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